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Petition ID 4777: Down Below: NewDay put me outside of the map instead of up
Submitted Tue, 03 Apr 18 09:35:59 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

See screenshot. Last night I dropped dead and waited for NewDay to pop me out, from lvl 13 back to Kittania. Today I found myself beyond the boundaries of the map. Alive and able to live through the monster fight that happened next.

My theory is that the walls of the map shifted at NewDay, the ne... Expand 408 characters


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Petition ID 4828: Forwarding option for distracts?
Submitted Mon, 04 Jun 18 16:13:44 +0000 by Rising Tempo Pharas

Not really a problem, more of a suggestion. It would be super useful to have a "Forward" option for sent distracts, so we could forward an invite or story chat to another player rather than having to c&p the whole thing. If this is doable, I think it'd be handy. Thanks!

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Petition ID 4920: Registration - Empty page without links
Submitted Wed, 04 Jul 18 13:19:12 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

I tried the option "Help me think of a name" in the start page (before logging in, obviously). Then "OK, I'm done" Which threw me on an empty page without any links, just the login fields. No problem for me, but very discouraging to would-be players who can't finish the registration process.

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Petition ID 4934: Maiko's Pan Story Shows Up Without Having Taken Her Class
Submitted Thu, 19 Jul 18 18:37:30 +0000 by Delivery

The cue to start the Maiko pan quest ("Where is it? WHERE IS IT?") was active in Kittania, despite how I've never attended Maiko's cooking class. I visited the academy to see if it would give me the first lesson or if it would go right into the quest- it went right into the quest. After completi... Expand 702 characters


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Petition ID 4937: Game suggestion
Submitted Sun, 22 Jul 18 20:12:40 +0000 by Rising Tempo Pharas

Not so much a problem as something that would be nice for convenience sake. A "Pick Up Random Candy" button might be nice to have when there are candy explosions in the outpost.

I considered recommending a "Pick up 5 Bundles of Candy" or "Pick up 10 Bundles of Candy" as suggestions too, but I thi... Expand 64 characters


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Petition ID 4939: Access Preferences from other places?
Submitted Tue, 24 Jul 18 15:29:58 +0000 by The Man wearing Fedora Teh

Can we have the option to access the Preferences menu from any page, or at least while in Places? I've had instances where preferences have been deleted so the layout changes and I can't fix it if I'm in a Place, I'd have to travel out to an outpost to change it then go back to continue actually doi... Expand 20 characters


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Petition ID 4940: Squares with 8 Places do not appear correctly on World Map
Submitted Tue, 24 Jul 18 16:15:13 +0000 by Flophorse Rowa

Two squares have "broken" images over them in the World Map view because they have 8 places instead of the standard 6 maximum (due to the land rush back in February when capacity rose from 4 to 6).

The squares in question: (14,17) and (11,5), the middle of the lake and smack dab over New Home.

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Petition ID 4941: d and D color codes are usable in Place descriptions, but show up as or in room titles.
Submitted Wed, 25 Jul 18 06:45:37 +0000 by Dirk Vanderhuge

`2If you use the color codes ``d or ``D in a room title, it will display in the room as ``d or ``D as opposed to plaintext. Using these codes for the actual decoration text seems to work as normal.

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Petition ID 4943: Killing the Drive can show other monster's description
Submitted Fri, 27 Jul 18 16:55:12 +0000 by Delivery

At the end of a normal monster fight, there's that little box that says "Wait, how did that encounter begin? Monster Description" and you can click it to see what the monster's description had been before the battle was fought.
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Petition ID 4950: Color Glitch
Submitted Sat, 11 Aug 18 16:58:38 +0000 by Sam Mccallahan, a.k.a, Sonix

When you are using italics and color, if you change both of them back but have color first, it unitalicizes but doesn't change the color to the one you picked, but reverts it to your preferred color. You have to do ital first then color, and it should be the same result no matter which one is first,... Expand 75 characters


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Petition ID 4952: /chatcol does not work in Outpost Banter
Submitted Thu, 16 Aug 18 03:52:47 +0000 by Executioner Durmo

`&I couldn't get it to work. My chatcol was `$$`& before and I tried changing it to `~~`& but it didn't work in Banter. I had to type it into story channel to get it to work.

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Petition ID 4953: DB Ko + Overweight Backpack = Total loss of stamina
Submitted Thu, 16 Aug 18 23:24:28 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

Last night I got knocked out Down below and my stamina was at 0%. Rescue didn't restore stamina. Tonight the same thing happened, and after some testing I believe this must be happening because my backpack was overloaded with Bunnies and Scrap. Green weight knockout didn't take stamina.

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Petition ID 4957: Custom Gender
Submitted Mon, 27 Aug 18 14:56:58 +0000 by Sam Mccallahan, a.k.a, Sonix

While the newbies can pick a different gender than male or female, us older players can't. Can you make an option in the character customization to make a custom gender like race, weapons and armor?

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Petition ID 4967: The previous room value gets cleared by certain things. Most notably by clicking a link to a Page.
Submitted Tue, 11 Sep 18 19:48:54 +0000 by The Will-o'-wisp sasstrid

The previous room value, which is checked by the previous room Contrivance, gets cleared/erased by certain things that don't involve going to another room or leaving the Place, which are the only things I'd expect to change it's value. The most notable thing that causes it to occur is clicking a nav... Expand 1452 characters


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Petition ID 4968: Misgendered
Submitted Wed, 12 Sep 18 19:22:51 +0000 by Sam the Heavy Metal Trombone

When i look at my bio everything reflects the correct them/they/their except for the messages about leaving up. They say:

Rookie Trombone has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 6days!!
Rookie Trombone has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 6 days!!
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Petition ID 4980: Cobblestone Cottage
Submitted Mon, 24 Sep 18 20:48:46 +0000 by Rookie Drhonist

i know its in beta but cant login to WCG in the cobblestone cottage. i have tryed several times over the last week and keep getting the same issue.

Whoops! The XML file from World Community Grid couldn't be loaded. This could be because World Community Grid is updating its point totals, in whic... Expand 270 characters


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Petition ID 4981: gmail email problems
Submitted Mon, 24 Sep 18 22:05:20 +0000 by Rookie panda

when is started i couldn't get the email working i retyped and it didn't work but i asked my friend who plays this and has a yahoo email and it worked i don't know if this is only for gmail but i think other people had this problem and the url code is this:https://www.improbableisland.com/village.ph... Expand 13 characters


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Petition ID 4987: The `I color code doesn't display properly for skins beside horizontal and mobile retro.
Submitted Tue, 02 Oct 18 00:17:24 +0000 by The Will-o'-wisp sasstrid

The ``I color code acts like ``0 for skins beside horizontal and mobile retro.

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Petition ID 4988: Spelling mistake
Submitted Sun, 07 Oct 18 00:29:39 +0000 by Rookie Jack Venkman

WHAT - Mr. Stern spells acquaintance as "acquaintaince" or something similar (couldn't go back to the page) HOW - the first time he talks to you WHERE - about when he's offering you some tea :)

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Petition ID 4989: Memento Forge
Submitted Sun, 07 Oct 18 04:02:33 +0000 by Grey Swan

So for some reason, when using the Memento Forge, I can confirm the creation of the memento, but when I get past the Use 25 Supporter Points link, I get the page message that Something Went Wrong and You Must Have Timed Out. I can take screenshots if needed but it occurred on three characters. Just ... Expand 46 characters


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Petition ID 4997: Badnavs are no longer properly redirecting.
Submitted Sun, 07 Oct 18 14:07:07 +0000 by The Will-o'-wisp sasstrid

Badnavs are no longer redirecting you to the page you're supposed to be on. Additionally it seems to be trying to redirect to the wrong pages, typically the last room in the last Place you were in (e.g. Attempted redirect: "runmodule.php?module=places&placeid=2045&roomid=29950&op=room"), but a few o... Expand 316 characters


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Petition ID 5014: Recaptcha Out Of Date; Cannot Register for Forum
Submitted Sun, 21 Oct 18 12:16:48 +0000 by Rookie Grubbington

When attempting to make a forum account, I cannot because 'RECAPTCHA V1 IS SHUT DOWN'. Apparently, this results in not being able to pass through the page, instead of just automatically doing so or automatically directing through to another recaptcha.

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Petition ID 5021: Travel links shifted outside Improbable Central
Submitted Mon, 29 Oct 18 18:28:48 +0000 by Lappy Holidays Lapis

Monday, 29 October

Upon traveling past Improbable Central, I noticed a memento cluster dropped on that block and tried to pick it up. I noticed the following Improbably Positioned Links: https://imgur.com/a/Tn3xjpw

It appears that a chunk of the travel links were shifted to between the chat ba... Expand 573 characters


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Petition ID 5026: HTML in chat is essentially hot garbage (invalid, unbalanced)
Submitted Tue, 06 Nov 18 05:39:52 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

Like it says, the HTML in ii's chats is essentially hot garbage. It's probably invalid and the span tags are unbalanced. This makes it very hard to write userscripts to manipulate chat, as it happens. Here's a url https://www.improbableisland.com/village.php?chatting=true&focus=global_rp

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Petition ID 5027: Wiki wordblock should be turned off probably
Submitted Wed, 07 Nov 18 17:51:20 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

Sometimes I'm editing a wiki page and I can't submit it because it's flagged as spam by the wordblock. This is very annoying when it comes up. For example, just today I was trying to paste a copy of the rules into a wiki page and it got flagged as spam. I don't think the wordblock is actually doing ... Expand 227 characters


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Petition ID 5028: Posting in dynamic banter fills my browser's console with tens of TypeErrors per second
Submitted Wed, 07 Nov 18 18:17:13 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

Posting in dynamic banter (where you can post without reloading the page) fills my browser's console with tens of TypeErrors per second.

(chat continues to work fine, it's just might mean something is wrong internally, and it's a bit annoying if you have to use the console (also annoying if you h... Expand 414 characters


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Petition ID 5031: chat refresh resets selection
Submitted Thu, 15 Nov 18 04:19:24 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

Whenever the autoupdate refreshes the chat, any selection you have jumps to the beginning of the text. For instance, highlighting text to copy it will inevitably end up copying more text than you wanted, as it will copy from the beginning of the page of chat to wherever your cursor is selecting.

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Petition ID 5033: Flash/flicker after every action/reload
Submitted Fri, 16 Nov 18 21:42:13 +0000 by Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix

The majority of the times I take an action the screen flickers black before reloading. I've only noticed it the last few days but I haven't played consistently for as while. While not a major issue it's annoying.

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Petition ID 5034: The D color code cannot be used in names
Submitted Sat, 17 Nov 18 01:12:42 +0000 by Crystal Geminus

It appears that whenever I try to add the `D or `d color codes to my name, it errors out giving a message along the lines of "you can't change the letters of your name, only colors". It only appears to be an issue with those two - I know they're relatively new, so they probably weren't a... Expand 50 characters


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Petition ID 5039: Three French Hens instawin
Submitted Wed, 21 Nov 18 19:50:31 +0000 by Improbable General SqueakerBot

Instead of killing the first hen and still having two more, I keep killing all three in the first round if I do enough damage to kill the first one. I think maybe it's dividing the damage up between them all. I've noticed it off and on with other monsters that roam in groups, but it's consistent w... Expand 81 characters


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Petition ID 5044: Memento Forge
Submitted Tue, 04 Dec 18 04:33:33 +0000 by Kris Eggbert

I am unable to make single mementos. Have attempted three times and each attempt has failed. Every time I attempt to make it, I receive the message Memento Forge Whoops, looks like something went wrong. Did you time out? Please try again, and put in a problem report if this happens again.

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Petition ID 5045: Great Stinking Wadges of Supply Crates???
Submitted Thu, 06 Dec 18 00:59:47 +0000 by Private Heinrich Stormbringer

Approx 7:15 pm EST USA
Outside of Kittania, Squat Hole, and Ace High.
I was on the game when end of day hit. When I came back on and started hunting supply crates-and I found 32 crates on one spot, then 26, then I moved to squat hole, and found 26 and 22, moved up to Ace High and another 30 crat... Expand 240 characters


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Petition ID 4801: Accessibility Fixes for Visually-Impaired Players
Submitted Sat, 28 Apr 18 14:58:52 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

These are some of the suggestions for accessibility fixes I collected from Fodilliklomp and Yog-Sothoth in banter (I also asked Fodilliklomp to Distract me the points for collation into a petition, which they have done, and there may be more coming in a comment). These seem to be organized in ascend... Expand 1360 characters


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Petition ID 4491: Blind player lost during travels
Submitted Tue, 22 Aug 17 18:09:30 +0000 by Jason Farrar

Hi there. I'm using the accessible skin but can't seem to find specific destinations outside the home city. So for instance, if I click travel, then North, I should be coming up on Iprobible HQ right? Anyhow, I don't have a clue where to go because I can't find an accessible map.Thanks.

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Petition ID 4632: Cannot Access Inventory Due to Large Amounts of Wood
Submitted Sun, 24 Dec 17 21:54:57 +0000 by Davina

What: Trying to access inventory just gives an error page saying that the island can't process the request. How: A large but undetermined amount of wood causes the problem. Where: Inventory Page When: Started after I finished gathering wood with over 10,000% stamina.

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Petition ID 1750: Cobblestone Cottage and Windows 8
Submitted Tue, 22 Oct 13 01:47:40 +0000 by Civilian Ethe

I'm a supporter of the World Community Grid and before I replaced my computer tower everything worked fine between me, WCG and team Improbable Island's Distributed Supercomputer.

After getting settled with the new pc system, I wasted no time downloading all the stuff I needed to help the Impossi... Expand 470 characters


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Petition ID 2979: Special Comment Munching Gremlins
Submitted Fri, 12 Jun 15 18:38:35 +0000 by King Badass Jon Titania

WHAT: When you place a space in front of an asterisk in chat " *text in asterisks*" the preview will show it as a normal speech post "example says " *text in asterisks*" " but when you post it it will register as a special comment and eat one of your comments and leave a nasty looking typo in its pl... Expand 236 characters


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Petition ID 1561: An abusable situation in the Scrapyard Market
Submitted Sat, 08 Jun 13 04:41:43 +0000 by Wannabe-Bodhisattva Siva

I bought a partial match commentary command for 3 scrapyard points. Immediately, the buy price became 10, and the sell price, 7.

I know; 4 points profit, woop-dee.

Multiply that by how fast a person can click two hotkeys, one set to buy at three, one to sell at seven.

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Petition ID 1072: Targeted fighting freezes after unstun
Submitted Mon, 24 Sep 12 05:33:18 +0000 by Major General Red Hatter

WHAT In targeted fighting after stunning a monster then hitting the wrong arm so it unstuns, the system freezes. After that point nothing changes colors (go from unguarded to guarded or visa versa) no matter what you hit.

HOW Stun a monster then hit the wrong stun sequence.

WHERE forest.php

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Petition ID 4262: Disabled body parts showing as well-guarded
Submitted Thu, 30 Mar 17 00:18:43 +0000 by Brigadier Ruani

When attacking a monster and aiming for a body part that has previously been disabled, the attack text says you "aimed for a well-guarded" spot. This has happened every time I have attempted to attack a disabled spot. I don't know if it is a typo or if the body part is actually reading as well-guard... Expand 17 characters


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Petition ID 4522: Custom race/species doesn't work when hidden from mouseover
Submitted Fri, 15 Sep 17 21:01:38 +0000 by Kestrel

I've set "Joker" as a custom species, but my bio shows my species as "Squat", which I'm playing as in-game. When I choose to show my species in my mouseover, it switches immediately to "Joker" in both mouseover and bio; if I then hide my species from my mouseover, it switches back to "Squat" in my b... Expand 519 characters


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Petition ID 4674: Decade Vault bug
Submitted Thu, 01 Feb 18 21:15:26 +0000 by Dryad Gone Wild! Sansa Vieria

When I take items out of the decade vault, the system don't tell what I've taken out of I've taken out more than one of an item, like I took out four chronospheres, and it only said "You pull out 4 ." I could probably recreate this bug, but I don't need to take out more items right now. The problem ... Expand 231 characters


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Petition ID 4703: No External Link.
Submitted Thu, 15 Feb 18 01:41:00 +0000 by Golden Goblin Sunshine

I do not appear to have an external link. I don't know when or how this happened. I have enough SP for it to appear, unspent even, but it appears to no longer be present. This problem seems to only be affecting my bio page: https://www.improbableisland.com/bio.php?char=207044

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Petition ID 4687: Jill and the Jokers Story Pass
Submitted Wed, 07 Feb 18 21:17:30 +0000 by Grand Mistress Badass Kythia

I have all the Jill and the Jokers Story Passes from the Decade Vault, all have been brought out. However, I do not see any of them in my notebook. When I ran through the initial Jill quest she got knocked out too many times so I didn't complete it - I'm not sure if that fact is relevant.

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Petition ID 2689: Disappearing Custom Items
Submitted Wed, 04 Feb 15 16:03:20 +0000 by

So Junebug and I discovered a bit of a bug in the item customization system. Using certain characters in custom item names can cause them to spontaneously disappear when interacting with older aspects of the game's code; in my case, it was placing the Shady Merchant's +1 upgrade onto an armor name t... Expand 1000 characters


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Petition ID 3122: Weapon Naming issue
Submitted Wed, 12 Aug 15 01:54:30 +0000 by Drakon

When a weapon is set back to a blank name after a weapon disguise (or supporter points) are used on it to rename it, instead of going to the default weapon, the weapon becomes a blank-named weapon; the weapon line on the "Equipment Info" on the right side is blank and acts as if it is empty.
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Petition ID 3865: Double comma
Submitted Mon, 13 Jun 16 06:01:33 +0000 by ZOINKS

The new double comma replacement for gravemarks seems to work great everywhere except one place, that I've seen.

When you use it to add a color to a name, it seems to believe you are trying to change what the name is, thus not allowing it to accept, even if the example is exactly the same as the ... Expand 15 characters


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Petition ID 2139: Clan not possible to show, the setting is ignored.
Submitted Sat, 07 Jun 14 22:25:44 +0000 by [Censored] Krell

I am unable to toggle on my clan affiliation in the character customization page. I have tried several times to restore this, and I am uncertain if it applies for hiding clan as well. I am sure it began with the last big update.

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Petition ID 2703: Mouseovers and the new CSS
Submitted Wed, 11 Feb 15 16:43:01 +0000 by Buddleia

It has always been hard to get the Physical Description perfect -- the preview displays your words and colours, sure, great, but not where the width of the mouseover box creates linebreaks.
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Petition ID 2137: Gender shown in bio even if it's hidden in game settings.
Submitted Fri, 06 Jun 14 02:31:32 +0000 by Catkin Svedka

I've chosen, as probably many others, to hide Svedka's gender, as I've always felt she didn't quite fit either genders (though still closest to female, thus "she"). I did however notice that it still shows Female in the biography. Also, maybe it would be possible to add race to the bio as well? Than... Expand 3 characters


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Petition ID 2108: Problem with being mute
Submitted Thu, 29 May 14 19:15:01 +0000 by The Man Who Werns

What: When you've been muted in Banter, you can still use the /roll command and theoretically communicate in that way. (itlookslikethisthoughbecauseyouhavetofititintooneword)
How: Just type /roll when you've been muted
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Petition ID 1682: Incorrect italics in memento forging
Submitted Sat, 31 Aug 13 08:52:36 +0000 by Rider

Whenever you add italics to a new memento, lately, the italics will skip the word you intended to italicize and instead, italicize every single word after it. You can check a few mementos for a reference to what I mean, it's been going on a while and isn't just mine.

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Petition ID 1399: Memento attributes no longer display in bio if the Memento itself is not displayed.
Submitted Sun, 10 Mar 13 00:56:01 +0000 by Buddleia

What: all the Attributes from Mementos you've been given used to show up in your Character Biography, last time I was changing things around. Now, the Attributes only show if the Memento itself is on display.

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Petition ID 663: Vanishing marriage rings
Submitted Fri, 13 Apr 12 13:15:29 +0000 by Spirited Sneaky

I've bought a wedding ring a few weeks ago. Actually, a year ago, i've also bought one. Both seem to have vanished when I returned to the chapel; I must buy another.

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Petition ID 4266: eBoy is a fraud!
Submitted Wed, 05 Apr 17 22:31:39 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

eBoy took my req and never delivered the goods I ordered. (=They didn't show up in my Inventory.) This first happened about 11 hours ago when trying to buy OneShots entering from AH. Happened again ~1hour ago with Monster Repellent Spray from CC. Confusingly, other purchases in between went fine.

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Petition ID 1419: Massive inventory causes nasty badnav: clearing navs doesn't help, only Moderator removing stuff.
Submitted Wed, 20 Mar 13 00:10:12 +0000 by Buddleia

What: if your inventory is very very very full, you can get stuck in a Badnav if you try to view your Inventory.

How: have a huge amount of stuff in your inventory. Open your inventory. The tab absolutely refuses to load, and although refreshing several times changes the url to badnav.php, there ... Expand 1252 characters


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Petition ID 4675: Rest in Piece, Girl Rabbit
Submitted Thu, 01 Feb 18 21:28:13 +0000 by Dryad Gone Wild! Sansa Vieria

I've got a double mystery in my inventory page, first off, there's a ghost in my basic backpack, https://i.imgur.com/T9TCpyX.png , I think it's the ghost of my girl rabbit. I used to have two rabbits in my fancy shoebox, one boy and one girl, leading to that I had lots of baby rabbits in my backpack... Expand 415 characters


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Petition ID 1486: Third mission with rohit (How to be Human) don't leave advices in notebook.
Submitted Thu, 02 May 13 20:28:28 +0000 by Badass Kalumniatoris

According to information in notebook
"Rohit the Robot's introduction!
If you have a Story Pass for this story from the Hunter's Lodge, you can see all seven potential peices of advice.
If not,
you can see the advice you received."
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Petition ID 2493: Rohit, Part 3. Lost in Notebook after first Drive Kill.
Submitted Fri, 31 Oct 14 02:13:19 +0000 by Storm Lover Xin

********************Spoiler alert for those who have not completed Rohit's quest**********************

Unsure whether this is intentional, or an issue:

I had encountered Rohit's storyline (part 3) up until the compilation of the distraction for him. I spoke to various peoples for advice: eBoy,... Expand 455 characters


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Petition ID 4137: Maiko's pan quest missing from Notebook
Submitted Wed, 11 Jan 17 19:44:19 +0000 by The Shuffler Tarot

The text of Maiko's missing pan quest never appeared in my Notebook. This has happened to at least one other player, according to a response in chat. It'd be a shame to lose that story.

To be clear, the text has never appeared in the Notebook. It is not a case of it showing up then disap... Expand 121 characters


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Petition ID 1291: Jill quest activating for non-rookie characters who have already done it
Submitted Tue, 15 Jan 13 07:58:43 +0000 by Iriana

WHAT: Jill talked to me when I tried to enter NewHome and offered me coffee (that is, initiated her quest). I've done 21 DKs and have already completed the Jill quest in full, as far as I remember. I accepted, fought with her, and she bought her equipment and left.
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Petition ID 4372: NPC quests restarting
Submitted Mon, 05 Jun 17 23:05:39 +0000 by The Man Who Werns

I logged in today (not my first time since the server change, mind you) and I got talked to by Jill who bought me coffee and asked me to teach her to fight. She's now my companion... at DK 15 or something.

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Petition ID 1378: Control Keys not Giving Access to Front Door Lock
Submitted Sun, 03 Mar 13 12:35:55 +0000 by

In the very description of a control key, I see this -

Control Key (12 Cigarettes): This key allows a player to access the Master Settings Menu - that's where you turn chat on and off for each Room, fiddle with settings for Pages,
lock the entire Place, and so on. They can also lock and un... Expand 302 characters


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Petition ID 668: GLOBAL memory units don't work properly
Submitted Sat, 14 Apr 12 09:35:09 +0000 by Swede

The value in the unit seems to reset itself?

I made a program which works perfectly for my character, but once I put GLOBAL: in front of the memory unit it stops working. Removing GLOBAL: and the program works again.

Debugging:

Running program ID 301, 'Rifle present'
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Petition ID 1695: Contrivance: Drive Kills (more than x) will not accept zero as a parameter
Submitted Sat, 07 Sep 13 04:58:26 +0000 by Dirk Vanderhuge

I was working on some programming involving a check to see if a character had at least 1 Drive Kill, and when attempting to use the Contrivance: Drive Kills (more than x) item, it refused to accept zero as a value to be greater than to pass. Every time I tried to submit the zero value, it would re... Expand 65 characters


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Petition ID 1833: "Add Page Access" contraption fires when the page it is applied to is not active.
Submitted Mon, 09 Dec 13 19:47:34 +0000 by Dizzyizzy

If you apply an "Add Page Access" contraption to a different page, it will fire and add access even when the page it's applied to is not active. This is opposite behavior from "Hide Page Link", which will only hide access to the other page when the page it is attached to is active.

Very easy to r... Expand 355 characters


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Petition ID 3518: Time Range contrivance cannot end in 00:00
Submitted Thu, 14 Jan 16 13:53:08 +0000 by Be-ribboned Mei Li Audax

This is a miniscule problem, a minute-long problem if you will. It's not so much bothersome as it is puzzling.

My place (which is called @-\--) at 13, 30, 3 east of Ace High, has a room named "Path to Izakaya." In this room I made some pages of a man singing songs. I programmed 6 different progr... Expand 629 characters


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Petition ID 1393: Customized Teleportation Beacon
Submitted Fri, 08 Mar 13 23:06:57 +0000 by Moon priestess Theta

I bought a teleportation beacon for the new place I am building, The Twisted Maze, at location 16/36, and I customized it before leaving Improbable Central, naming it "Old hollow tree". I also added a description as to what people would see when they explored it. When I placed it in the entrance... Expand 619 characters


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Petition ID 1715: Problem with color coding in customized furniture
Submitted Fri, 20 Sep 13 16:35:23 +0000 by Rider

Whenever you create a color coded piece of customize furniture (two people tested this) it removes the gravemarkers and just leaves you with whatever's left.

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Petition ID 665: Double bed bonus.
Submitted Fri, 13 Apr 12 17:49:02 +0000 by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

Alexander Quandle doesn't always seem to get a double bed bonus from sleeping with his wife. I've noticed that my stam seemed lower than expected on a few occasions now, but I thought that that was just because there are so many other things affecting how much stam you start your day with, that I ju... Expand 958 characters


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Petition ID 3647: This <empty string> In My Bed!
Submitted Sun, 06 Mar 16 11:31:50 +0000 by Contender Tax

Sometimes I notice double beds with the description like:
Double bed occupied by (room for one more)
The name of the resting character appears to be empty, as if he doesn't exist at all, but he actually occupies the place on the bed.
URL (example): http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?m... Expand 290 characters


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Petition ID 4487: Double Bed Falsely Shown as Empty
Submitted Sat, 19 Aug 17 00:57:55 +0000 by Meowra? Meara

On New Day, double bed only shows bonus for sleeping alone, and once in the room, the Double Bed link remains plain instead of showing that it is occupied. Kick Out Players display shows the other player in bed, and they see themselves in bed on login. This has been going on for over a month. Almost... Expand 208 characters


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Petition ID 2056: Moving doors
Submitted Mon, 21 Apr 14 15:25:06 +0000 by Moon priestess Theta

There's a thing with the structural page, which is not mentioned in the warnings. Earlier, making several doors between two rooms were possible, if you wanted it that way. This has at some point been "fixed" by CMJ. Now, this results in that if I move misplaced doors into "storage", attempting to "s... Expand 314 characters


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Petition ID 2065: Place's doors are messed up
Submitted Sun, 27 Apr 14 08:22:32 +0000 by A Sparkling Sapphire Geminus

What: My Place has started duplicating doors (I can see them from the master settings) but I can't access them in the structural menu. At the same time, even though I have multiple doors and they're ALL set to shown, only those that show up in the Structural Menu actually show up in the Room.
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Petition ID 4747: Can't use unicode characters in place descriptions or petitions
Submitted Wed, 14 Mar 18 04:37:33 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

If you try to use most unicode characters in a Place description, they just display as literal html escapes. This appears, on casual inspection, to also be the case in the petition system. For instance, if I try to type a box drawings heavy horizontal (U+2501) here:

&#9473;

I get "&#9473;".
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Petition ID 1033: Places: decoration previewer has some problems
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 12 00:28:02 +0000 by Buddleia

When decorating a Room, a Page, or the Exterior description of a Place, there are several things which could be improved.

1. The box for naming the Room/Page/Place does not show a preview, so you cannot check how it will display.

2. The box for naming the Room/Page/Place would ideall... Expand 1779 characters


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Petition ID 1534: Room names made in bold to start with are inaccecable when making some jobs.
Submitted Thu, 30 May 13 19:04:14 +0000 by Mr. Pappy Outmen

I was working on a place of mine and setting up jobs for it and many of the rooms I did I just put in the name of it so I can do the doors first, which works fine, and had some with bold lettering at the start of it, but when I go back in to put in descriptions, slots and pages, It is no longer a li... Expand 113 characters


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Petition ID 2077: Page description lost to Places change, re MOTD 2014-05-06
Submitted Fri, 09 May 14 14:03:47 +0000 by Buddleia

Page 472, in KIND Tower (Place 437). It's reverted to being an Undecorated Area - I'd set it up to be a poster, complete with programming, after moving it into its new room (2914). Possibly also interesting: I think its Master Settings have also changed from what I set?

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Petition ID 298: Dojo masters are prejudiced against robots!
Submitted Sun, 04 Dec 11 22:04:50 +0000 by die fledermaus

They heal you up for a fight, but they don't cool you down, so if you just walked in after a long fight, you tend to burn up. This may or may not be intentional, but I thought I'd mention it.

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Petition ID 594: If a clan applicant withdraws their application, it makes the first Distraction vanish.
Submitted Wed, 21 Mar 12 01:47:21 +0000 by Buddleia

WHAT: According to my emails, someone applied to join my clan.
According to my Distractions, this never happened.

Should that have happened? Shouldn't there have been a new one to say "X has withdrawn their application", like you get when someone resigns their membership, rather than removing th... Expand 550 characters


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Petition ID 814: Clan halls: "custom talk line" doesn't work
Submitted Sat, 23 Jun 12 23:05:04 +0000 by Buddleia

WHAT: In the clan halls, where you set your description and MoTD, there's a box for "Custom Talk Line (blank means "says" -- 15 chars max)". It doesn't actually affect my posting. It does it exactly as normal, like

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Petition ID 1363: Items remaining limit in skillet wrong
Submitted Sat, 23 Feb 13 09:34:45 +0000 by

when I leave the 0 in front of the amount of meat I want in the skillet, it gives me an incorrect amount of room available. For example:
018 Tasty meat
010 crap meat
05 half-decent meat

You have room for 26 more items.
When I removed the 0 from Tasty meat, it told me I then had room for 9 mor... Expand 81 characters


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Petition ID 4654: Sunny spot goes to The Rook.
Submitted Tue, 09 Jan 18 01:27:19 +0000 by P Interest

When using preview mode in Kittania, both ways into "The Sunny Spot" instead go to The Rook. I suspect when the New Home template was copied and the pub name was changed, the link did not get changed. Exit from "the Rook" returns one to Kittania.

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Petition ID 4678: Robot No Option to Cool Down
Submitted Sat, 03 Feb 18 19:30:10 +0000 by Reaper of souls Kratargon

What: After being Failboated as a Robot and returning to the Island, sometimes there is no option to 'cool down' (and in fact, internal temperature is displayed as empty), but when you get into a fight you immediately melt down on the first turn.

How: I'm not entirely certain, as I've seen incons... Expand 666 characters


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Petition ID 348: Outside a house, I'm inside too.
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 11 06:46:26 +0000 by Second Lieutenant DDR

WHAT: I exited a house, logged off, returned to the game a few days later, and logged on. I had exited to the world map, and when I logged on I was on the world map, but apparently I was also showing up as being inside the house!

WHERE: (Well, that's somewhat up for debate.) 19,6 - Buddle... Expand 45 characters


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Petition ID 1185: Marriage Buff
Submitted Sun, 18 Nov 12 06:40:57 +0000 by

1. It shows my spouse's equipment in between her title and name. 2.Not sure how. I just sorta noticed it when I was in the jungle. 3. On the list of buffs. (http://tinypic.com/r/2uxvbcn/6) 4. Not sure.

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Petition ID 1482: Nausea bar is always empty
Submitted Mon, 29 Apr 13 13:25:40 +0000 by Badass Kalumniatoris

Nausea bar has negative width value in code what cause problem that bar always seem to be empty (page can't display negative filled bar e.g.
I actually have about -56 points in that (I really shouldn't eat that last thing ;) ) and my nausea bar is all black.
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Petition ID 1779: Southern Island imagery is drawn incorrectly
Submitted Sat, 09 Nov 13 17:26:12 +0000 by Mime Sublime! Aelita

Squares (10, 3), (14, 3), and (17, 3) are visually dominated by sand. They are all River. Squares (11, 3), and (15, 3) are visually dominated by shallow water. They are all Desert. Square (15, 4) is apparently a desert but is listed as a plain. (16, 4) reverses the situation.

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Petition ID 1824: Newhome Museum x2
Submitted Wed, 04 Dec 13 02:28:05 +0000 by Less Debonair, More Dhevika

Returning to Newhome on my Rohit Part 2 quest and I have Two Newhome Museums on my screen. When I hover over the first one it shows me,

www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?mondule=quest_rohit_2&op=museum&c=101-020403

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Petition ID 1875: Experience colouring
Submitted Mon, 13 Jan 14 02:03:44 +0000 by

When using an iPad (maybe other devices), when your experience reaches into the tens of thousands, the colouring is overwritten by what I'd expect to be the software thinking it's a phone number, adding a comma to the experience on the right of the slash would fix it I'd suspect, as the experience b... Expand 35 characters


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Petition ID 1877: Java script indicator letter text is incorrect
Submitted Tue, 14 Jan 14 15:36:06 +0000 by Suspiciously Small Jean-Serge

What: Java script indicator text (the red, bolded, underlined letter in the navigation menu) spans almost the enitre length of the word instead of just a single letter.
How: Hall o' fame -> Most Glorious Contestants
Where: http://www.improbableisland.com/hof.php?hof=glory
When: I don't know how l... Expand 59 characters


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Petition ID 1911: Hunter's lodge price glitch
Submitted Tue, 04 Feb 14 17:30:15 +0000 by Feral Beast Rentoraa

Screenshot: http://prntscr.com/2ph87w

Basically, it works like this:
1. Go to the Lodge.
2. Find an item that you don't have enough SP for.
3. Buy SP, enough to afford the item.
4. Wait a while for the payment to go through, then click the "More Details" link.
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Petition ID 2156: Failboat sidebar
Submitted Sat, 14 Jun 14 04:03:23 +0000 by Mango

Not sure if it's a problem really more than me being lazy but the sidebar to the right, depicting recent/relevant actions, game time, vitals, etc., is closable if you click the minus button twice. This structure resets after you dk, which is fine and you have to collapse them again. However, the fai... Expand 212 characters


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Petition ID 2304: The chat and page disappears
Submitted Sat, 16 Aug 14 04:09:56 +0000 by BREW Maid Luna

I will regularly have chat disappear when I'm trying to input things in my Explorer. And I know explorer sucks, and only seems to happen for it.

http://puu.sh/aUtDt/14311bef49.jpg

As you see, when you click to input and the mouse shifts even a little bit, everything from the room's name, descr... Expand 283 characters


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Petition ID 2612: Minor bug
Submitted Sun, 21 Dec 14 03:41:58 +0000 by Tolling for Thee Isabelle

WHAT: Not sure if this is just the coloring of the bars next to our names, but every time I clean out the story and banter channels in my place, all "offline" indicators turn into "online but elsewhere" indicators, even when said characters are, in fact, still offline.
HOW: Delete comments in a pla... Expand 387 characters


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Petition ID 2769: Center-text tag in room descriptions breaks previewer
Submitted Tue, 10 Mar 15 21:18:13 +0000 by Blinded Me With Rykar

When entering a room description, Grave-c tags are treated as not supported by the text previewer, even though they are allowable tags in room descriptions.

You can see the problem as soon as you edit the room description- the entire thing is replaced with "That's not a color code you can use he... Expand 169 characters


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Petition ID 2969: Player's webpage
Submitted Wed, 10 Jun 15 18:17:40 +0000 by The Ulcir

Seeing as how CMJ said he was doing a bunch of bug fixes, I think I'll include this here:

The default value that is entered into the "External Link" field in the Customize Character page is something like "http://". This causes the "Player's webpage" link to show up on every single character's ... Expand 144 characters


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Petition ID 3909: Petition preview page doesn't show line breaks correctly
Submitted Sun, 10 Jul 16 15:48:04 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

If you put line breaks into a petition, they don't show up on the page that says, "Your petition looked like this:" even though they show up fine in the live preview and in the petition. It has been like this forever.

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Petition ID 4472: Contiguous Unicode Characters Break into Malformed HTML Escapes
Submitted Tue, 01 Aug 17 09:22:26 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

To demonstrate this problem, I am going to put sixteen box drawings heavy horizontal (U+2501) on the next line:
&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;
The last time I tried this in chat I got "&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9473;&#9... Expand 116 characters


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Petition ID 4557: Titles in Distracts are not properly sanitized and break sprintf() in certain situations.
Submitted Sat, 14 Oct 17 04:37:02 +0000 by Tahvohck

Just going to paste the call stack for this one, it seems mostly self-explanatory:

PHP Warning: "sprintf(): Too few arguments"
in /var/www/improbableisland.com/public_html/lib/translator.php at 98.
Call Stack:
2: sprintf("Original Message from 100...") called from on line
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Petition ID 4627: Text formatting leaking onto other aspects of a square on the map (5,33)
Submitted Thu, 21 Dec 17 19:36:01 +0000 by The Quenchiest ZoomBaby

`1This isn't a real big problem but I noticed that the text formatting used for Mute Reaper Mumble's plot on 5,33 has leaked onto the other items that occur on the map (sneezeroot and crates). Here's a screenshot: https://imgur.com/a/rbuih Cheers, `1Zoom`!Baby

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Petition ID 4690: Icon/Background Color Mismatch
Submitted Fri, 09 Feb 18 04:32:34 +0000 by Improbably Feathered Pootisbird

What: If you're using Vertical, but your color scheme is anything except Purple, the bar up top will be the chosen color, but the Improbable Island logo will use the Purple variant upon logging in or out of the game.

The end result looks like this:
https://imgur.com/Z6Pvh7p (Blue background, pur... Expand 642 characters


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Petition ID 4700: Minor issue with new display skins
Submitted Tue, 13 Feb 18 19:14:43 +0000 by Anthropo- Morphius

Since the update to add the new display skins, upon loading each new page, there's a visual glitch where the skin seems to flick to a white header and blue text skin for a moment, before loading in my chosen display (red vertical).
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Petition ID 4744: donation slot image in console skin broken
Submitted Tue, 13 Mar 18 02:39:20 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

It points to https://www.improbableisland.com/templates/dragonleather/donationslot.png which is no longer valid, should be https://www.improbableisland.com/templates/vertical/donationslot.png some such. Just look below the buffs on the right in the console skin, it's there, broken.

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Petition ID 4749: Color codes not cooperating in name
Submitted Sat, 17 Mar 18 18:51:39 +0000 by Izadora Sochi

What: I'm trying to change the colors of my name & title. The color codes `d and `D (the new yellows) work in my title, but do not work in my name. It continues to give me a message saying that I cannot change the characters of my name, just the capitalization and the colors. I've ask... Expand 396 characters


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Petition ID 3870: Really Slow Connection from Netherlands
Submitted Sat, 18 Jun 16 08:29:14 +0000 by Alexis Lorecaster

I was bored and so I decided to do some dickery with some sites and VPNs. I noticed that on 4 separate occasions, any one of my VPNs that had the Netherlands in the chain caused my connection to the Island to be almost unusable and unstable. In the final case, I had connected to two Netherlands VPNs... Expand 457 characters


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Petition ID 4276: nonsecure warnings in chrome
Submitted Mon, 24 Apr 17 21:43:33 +0000 by The Small Wizard Shi

Hiya,
I'm actually sending this on behalf of Arthur Masefield's writer - She's getting warnings whenever she tries to log in that the site isn't secure and isn't sure if it's a problem with her computer, chrome, or the site - though probably not the latter as I'm also on chrome and haven't had this... Expand 515 characters


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Petition ID 2732: Colors at Raven Inn
Submitted Thu, 26 Feb 15 23:36:23 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

Firstly, I'd like to have the light misty grey of Raven Inn's description available as a usable color in chat. Secondly, I noticed the color list at Raven Inn is hopelessly out of date. (Maybe not so important to keep it updated?)

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Petition ID 4254: Justification Not Working
Submitted Fri, 24 Mar 17 19:00:06 +0000 by Off Kilter Merrin

I wanted to make a bio for my account using justifications both left and right, as it said in the island color code text formatting list. I tried > and < and just copy and pasting and each time, the bio didn't recognize the code and refused to do them.

Center justification still works and can be ... Expand 90 characters


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Petition ID 4471: Gift system message sent during midnight reverted to LoGD text in email only
Submitted Fri, 28 Jul 17 20:56:01 +0000 by Kestrel

Someone sent a chronosphere to an alt of mine (Karen, id 226157) at 8pm server time. The gift arrived fine, the Distraction I viewed in-game afterwards was totally normal, but in my email inbox it says:

New LoGD Mail (Someone sent you something awesome!)

You have received new mail on LoGD at h... Expand 795 characters


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Petition ID 4656: Abandoned Castle Module?
Submitted Wed, 10 Jan 18 16:31:39 +0000 by Mr Sacks! Take Teh Dave

Something Improbable!

Module abandoncastle is not active, but was attempted to be injected.

I was jungle fighting and found this message. Twice now. It was just via Really Big Trouble searching.

https://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=search&type=suicide&stam=suicide&c=479-162627

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Petition ID 3894: Double comma ignores restriction on color codes
Submitted Sat, 02 Jul 16 09:36:41 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

WHAT
You know how usually you can't use the color code that returns a player's weapon or a newline in your title? If you use double commas you can! As well as all other restricted chat codes!

Double comma w does weird things, like display as my weapon in chat, but your weapon if you look at ... Expand 268 characters


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Petition ID 3895: Quadruple comma shows a grave, no way to type two literal commas
Submitted Sat, 02 Jul 16 09:44:45 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

Since double commas evaluate to graves now, there is no way to type a literal two commas; two commas evaluate to "`" and four commas evaluate to two graves, which evaluates to a single grave again, like so: "`". (I typed those with actual commas, so let's see if the petitions system acts like th... Expand 125 characters


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Petition ID 3964: How to break chat like a boss.
Submitted Mon, 22 Aug 16 06:12:03 +0000 by Tranquil Mepins

Anyways, posting a link or rolling a dice with a link that contains an `i code or a `b code will considerably break the link and thus break the chat.
With enough applications of these four things combined chat will completely flip out and completely bust making it impossible to fix without a gr... Expand 124 characters


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Petition ID 4608: How I Broke Banter (again) [part 21 or something]
Submitted Sat, 25 Nov 17 07:55:49 +0000 by IttyBitty Kitty Committee Aer

WHAT: I literally deleted the "type here to make a post" text field for Banter. Story still worked fine.
HOW: I typed in a combination of...okay, I'll just...try to type it out here: "I don't know it's something like TRUTH.org or something like that."
WHERE: Banter. Global Banter.
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Petition ID 1816: URLs cropped by %20 (space in URLs)
Submitted Thu, 28 Nov 13 05:41:19 +0000 by Sachiel "Fawn" Raihan

The % mark in URLs containing space (%20) breaks the URL (probably goes for other % codes). Pasting things from i.e. Wikipedia (often contains spaces and other stuff like paranthesis) will lead to wrong page. Also, pasting URLs containing & will cut it short at that point, hiding more exact path fro... Expand 117 characters


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Petition ID 2224: Chat bug!
Submitted Tue, 08 Jul 14 21:29:17 +0000 by Ravenous Morae

Sooooooooooo I've noticed a problem in chat! It seems to only be an issue with Morae, I'm assuming it's because of her accent! Either characters aren't counting towards the total, or something else is going buggy. Morae speaks with a lot of apostrophes, and I'm pretty sure, as a result, I often get ... Expand 291 characters


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Petition ID 3025: Invisible Posts when Player Colours Disabled
Submitted Tue, 30 Jun 15 20:04:23 +0000 by Barnaby Samson

Well, depending on whether or not you have Player Colours enabled, some commentary goes invisible. Here's a set of comparison screenshots I took just now: http://imgur.com/a/j5qDn

talkydoor's comments are in the Squat Hole story channel (http://www.improbableisland.com/village.php?chatting=true&s... Expand 497 characters


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Petition ID 4818: New Chat Issues
Submitted Tue, 29 May 18 02:36:05 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

What and How: Unicode characters, previously supported by the chat system (or if cleared out by Auto-Update, recoverable by disabling Auto-Update), are hilariously broken by text entry into the non-refreshing chatspaces. Typing characters such as &#322;, é, ã, ö will get you mojibake gobbledygook.
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Petition ID 4819: Concerns about Chat beta feature
Submitted Wed, 30 May 18 06:22:06 +0000 by Penny

While there is nothing buggy or game-breaking about the new feature, I have noticed a few things:
1) Story chat still reloads the page in Kittania. Banter chat in Kitt makes use of the new feature, but the story channel still reloads entirely. I have not checked of this occurs in most other outpost... Expand 229 characters


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Petition ID 4823: Player/Character Chat Statuses Issue
Submitted Thu, 31 May 18 16:33:52 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

What: Commands that affect player status, such as/dni, /ttm, /chatcol [*], etc. will be entered just fine in Player/Character chat, and the confirmation will pop up (e.g. in the case of a chatcol change), but will not actually produce the desired effect. How: Try to use any of the listed com... Expand 82 characters


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Petition ID 4824: Chat Timeout Issues
Submitted Thu, 31 May 18 18:29:21 +0000 by Perfectly Normal Human Shoblock

In the chats that no longer refresh the page, issues occur if the page times out.

1) If a message is sent after the first timeout (auto-update disabled, but you are still logged in) the timeout will not refresh. This means new messages can be sent, but the timeout will not go away. A refresh of t... Expand 258 characters


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Petition ID 1797: Dice Issues
Submitted Fri, 22 Nov 13 00:56:30 +0000 by Mr. Pappy Outmen

The new dice roll (which is cool and fun) has a few issues I know of. Italics and colors added in make it act like no numbers were added while when putting in just two numbers get you a silly answer with putting in just one or three gives you actual results. I can put in '/roll `0l6' and '/roll 3 6... Expand 210 characters


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Petition ID 4603: HP not being healed on New Day
Submitted Wed, 22 Nov 17 05:55:29 +0000 by Mimic Bird Kismet

In NewHome, whenever the server hit a new day or with a chrono, stamina would be restored but HP would not. It's only been happening for the last day or so. Tinkerbinker knows of this from global banter. Unsure of how to copy a link to the problem, but Tink knows I tried a new chrono and all that.

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Petition ID 687: New days not getting saved
Submitted Fri, 27 Apr 12 16:47:09 +0000 by Confused Virgil

My crono spheres are not saving my new days, I think it is when I just close my browser but when if I log back into the outpost then quit to fields without triggering the new day by say walking into the bank or something then when I relog it gives me a new day but my cronospheres have not saved up t... Expand 76 characters


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Petition ID 1221: Running away on stilld does not give experience wheb done successfully
Submitted Sun, 02 Dec 12 18:46:28 +0000 by Wanderer Hyde

I know that part if the running away successful bug has been fixed but it seems like on in the jungle because while I am walking on the map and running from fights, most of them and most of the time successful and all, I still do not get experience from them.

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Petition ID 1487: Multiple monsters while traveling
Submitted Fri, 03 May 13 00:25:57 +0000 by Sum1 buyed custom titl 4 Furo

When Traveling (and only when Traveling) and I encounter multiple monsters, there is no fight- I just win. There's no fighting of each one as happens in the Jungle. This started happening in the last week and it's been very consistent for me (once I noticed). Solo monsters, it's a fight with multipl... Expand 2309 characters


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Petition ID 1592: Lack of stamina use on map travel.
Submitted Fri, 28 Jun 13 21:24:05 +0000 by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

If you're travelling on the map and run into a beastie, then you don't use up any stamina for that travel turn.
You don't seem to get any experience in travelling either, it certainly doesn't show up in any way on the screen.

I first noticed this about a week ago and have been checking since. Tu... Expand 142 characters


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Petition ID 2566: Failboat Fail
Submitted Wed, 19 Nov 14 23:11:19 +0000 by

What: If a player uses Tynan's gym to decrease hp for some other stat, dies, and returns from the failboat, they will have the total amount of hp that they would have without the hp decrease while retaining other stat increases.
How: Go to Tynan's gym, train muscles or agility from tone, die, and ... Expand 187 characters


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Petition ID 2874: 'Temporary' HP reduction? I think not!
Submitted Tue, 28 Apr 15 12:59:06 +0000 by Bloody Showoff Daz

I'm not in Banter, so I'm not sure if others have expressed this problem, but I haven't seen it in the list so I'll just go ahead and put it up.

WHAT: 'Temporary' changes to HP (increases and decreases, though mostly the latter from what I've seen) are carrying through after DKs. I distinctly rem... Expand 1150 characters


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Petition ID 251: Dead but walking on the map.
Submitted Tue, 22 Nov 11 23:22:33 +0000 by

WHAT: Players with 0 hitpoints won't get send to the failboat until they enter town.

HOW: If you're fighting in a breached outpost (or against a Titan) and you win the battle by a mutual KO, the game considers you dead but doesn't bring you to the failboat. You can walk clear across the map and w... Expand 389 characters


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Petition ID 451: No experience from level 17 monsters in a breach.
Submitted Mon, 23 Jan 12 01:40:20 +0000 by Just Jenny

When fighting in a breach, I've found that when I fight monsters that are level 17, (The times I've noticed) I don't get any experience from killing them. The kill text from the last one:
End of Round:
Something Dangerous, Elite, Malignant, Malevolent's Hitpoints (Level 17): DEFEATED
YOUR Hitpoi... Expand 316 characters


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Petition ID 1316: Threat Level Req Modifier Not Working?
Submitted Fri, 25 Jan 13 17:53:01 +0000 by SharkAttack Szara Kryik

I'm not so sure that the bonus req for high threat levels is actually working..

Why?

I was hunting suicidally in NP, it started out at Interesting Times. I was getting about 10k req per 49 fights, gradually increasing as threat lowered to 12k req at Minor activity. I've been fighting in batche... Expand 327 characters


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Petition ID 4357: Brought to Failboat upon clicking Village link
Submitted Tue, 30 May 17 17:02:56 +0000 by Overdosed Captain Svess

What: Upon unbreaching an outpost and clicking the Village link that should bring me into the outpost, I am instead brought to the Failboat. No req or experience is lost, and the news says nothing about how I got there.

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Petition ID 3796: Are they married or not?
Submitted Sun, 08 May 16 14:12:21 +0000 by [Censored] Krell

I arranged a marriage between two of my characters, Krell and Teetz, and now I've discovered a weird bug. Krell's in divorce sorrow, and can propose, get a ring, etc, in the chapel in Kittania. Teetz is married, and gets bonus for being Krell's spouse. When I go to the chapel in Kitt on Teetz, the o... Expand 366 characters


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Petition ID 2291: Tesla Frame Malfunction
Submitted Sat, 09 Aug 14 16:32:33 +0000 by Registered Giant #158052

The tesla frame is not charging for me. It gets a single point then just stops. I can get hit in each consecutive fight and it still won't charge. This is happening to both Cora and Lea. (Both on bastard Ranks) It happens regardless of me using gargle blasters or not.

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Petition ID 1664: Pressing pageup uses a cigarette
Submitted Wed, 21 Aug 13 09:47:14 +0000 by Lance Corporal alphamule

In the cyber city, main area (intown). It's supposed to be ! key. Already accidentally used 3 cigarettes. Opera browser

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Petition ID 1767: Cigarette shortcut (!) is not user friendly on every platform!
Submitted Sat, 02 Nov 13 00:07:32 +0000 by Out of Stasis Aradiel

WHAT?! The problem indeed! Which happen to be the "smoke a cigarette" Shortcut which is the exclamation point (!) !

Happen on my cellphone, when I'm in an outpost, writing anywhere and want to write an exclamation point, instead of writing it, it goes for the short cut and makes me smoke a cigare... Expand 464 characters


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Petition ID 3110: Clan Halls - Buff Issues & Zero Member Cap costs
Submitted Mon, 03 Aug 15 17:58:21 +0000 by Bloody Showoff Daz

WHAT - Just founded a clan and poured loads of cigarettes into the Clan Buffs, but the option for activating and upgrading the Regen buff is missing. Also apparently there's no cost for increasing the member cap of the clan? Added two slots at no extra cost.
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Petition ID 1193: Food at Braaains missing
Submitted Tue, 20 Nov 12 23:32:38 +0000 by

I was just in Braaains and although I see a full menu, there is nothing for sale in the left option column. The only choice is to leave. Yes, I have money.

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Petition ID 1996: Nausea not properly reset by DK triggered NewDay
Submitted Mon, 10 Mar 14 13:49:58 +0000 by Will Morris

In an effort to get that last bit of experience to reach level 15 and DK, I ate too much and was sick. Despite the nausea, I successfully faced and defeated the drive.

Now, on the first day of my new run, I am unable to eat in restaurants. I have a fully black nausea bar and no food options in th... Expand 407 characters


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Petition ID 3372: Nausea/Hunger Bar Glitch?
Submitted Wed, 18 Nov 15 23:07:54 +0000 by Grey Swan

This might be a bit similar to Petition 1996, because I've been ramming through a couple DKs today and I just noticed something. I had some Unreps. I replicated the issue because it happened twice, but it seems like after I either fought a bunch, or had enough to boot me into Nausea instead of Hunge... Expand 447 characters


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Petition ID 1318: Running From Mighty Magpie Results in Something Improbable
Submitted Sat, 26 Jan 13 01:03:48 +0000 by Wolf Aspect's Shadow Of Clue

Simple as that, get attacked by the Magpie, I hit run, and the next page is a big ol Something Improbable with nothing else on it.

I did not notice a change to my xp, but I wasn't looked at it either. HP seems the same as well.

I assume it can be reproduced, and will try to do so, but given th... Expand 71 characters


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Petition ID 1793: Giant Tattoo Mutant carcass cleaning
Submitted Mon, 18 Nov 13 18:35:32 +0000 by Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen

WHAT: A minor glitch, but the monster I fought right before the GTM was a Concerned Parent. When I fought and killed the GTM, the option for Clean The Carcass was Concerned Parent again.

HOW: I guess fight any monster and then the Giant Tattoo Mutant immediately after. Possibly only if you did no... Expand 182 characters


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Petition ID 1776: Problem with selling the same item link at the Scrapyard Market
Submitted Wed, 06 Nov 13 16:45:37 +0000 by Thick-Skinned Denealus

I was trying to sell Contrivance: Zombies at the Scrapyard Market for points and use the link to "sell the same item again" that appears up top. Apparently, it jumped to "Sell Memory Equals" without me checking and doesn't sell the same item you sold. I suspect this has something to do with when the... Expand 194 characters


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Petition ID 697: Double Sign-Ups with Rally possible if already in one.
Submitted Sat, 05 May 12 17:07:09 +0000 by Spirited Sneaky

While I was in an active Hundred Point Rally, I tried reserving a spot in the next game ahead of time. That got accepted, and the fee was paid. Unfortunately, it didn't take after I had finished the rally, and the next one was set to begin without me. I had to pay the fee twice to ensure a spot.

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Petition ID 717: 100-Point Rally: have to hit all Unsequenced points before Sequenced #50.
Submitted Thu, 17 May 12 02:38:17 +0000 by Buddleia

WHAT: It appears that you need to have hit all of the Unsequenced Points before the Rally will acknowledge that you have hit Sequenced Point 50.

HOW:
I've hit 49 Unsequenced Points, and 49 Sequenced points.

Moving onto Sequenced Point 50:

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Petition ID 1538: Secondary options not available in when viewing the world Map.
Submitted Fri, 31 May 13 02:51:52 +0000 by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

What: If there is anything on the ground (herbs, supply crates, ect...) the option to pick them up disappears when you look at the world map (which is gorgeous now, by the way!). You also cannot enter residences, or clean corpses. You can get the option back by traveling and coming back, or by view... Expand 263 characters


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Petition ID 2186: Can't give a character a key
Submitted Tue, 24 Jun 14 17:06:07 +0000 by Fi Dallows

Trying to send a character with the name of Lena a key and when I type in the name it is unable to find it.

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Petition ID 3987: Clan Hall 'Online Members' link no longer works as intended
Submitted Thu, 08 Sep 16 15:30:06 +0000 by Flophorse Trowa

When I click the "Online Members" link in my Clan Hall, it goes directly to the Contestant List and shows all players online, with no distinction of clan members. Since I'm the only member of my clan online (easily checked with the View Membership link), I should be the only one on the list.

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Petition ID 2649: Stox in the HoF: Longest Time errors?
Submitted Thu, 15 Jan 15 18:15:01 +0000 by Lady Babochka

I logged out last night with Stox attached to my neck, pleased that I was able to keep it for more than five minutes without Omega around to snatch the wriggler from my euphoric system. When I logged on today, I ascertained I still had it, for a streak of around 6-7 hours until Vuk "rescued" me fr... Expand 472 characters


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Petition ID 4202: 'Total Monster Kills' not counting Foebots or monsters killed while travelling on the map
Submitted Tue, 14 Feb 17 18:48:03 +0000 by Kestrel

'Total Monster Kills' in the Hall of Fame doesn't count monsters killed while travelling on the map, or Foebots in the Underground. No clue how long this has been going on - I never thought to check before. http://improbableisland.com/hof.php?hof=monsterkills&c=8-184036

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Petition ID 1224: Distraction deletions not functioning.
Submitted Wed, 05 Dec 12 19:43:15 +0000 by At the drop of a hat, lowkey

For the past half day or so, whenever I attempt to delete a distraction while viewing it, I am returned to my inbox and the distraction is not deleted. Deletion by means of selecting one or more distractions in the inbox, then clicking the delete button at bottom, still functions properly.

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Petition ID 4387: Puzzle combat with three french hens
Submitted Sun, 11 Jun 17 19:27:59 +0000 by Contender Cecil

Something odd just happened.

I entered combat with Three French Hens, in the Jungle just outside Improbable Central. All was well. I hit the first French Hen in its vulnerable spots (puzzle combatting away) until I K.O.'d it. All well and good.

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Petition ID 426: Group fights and experience
Submitted Thu, 12 Jan 12 23:27:20 +0000 by

Whenever I get in a fight against multiple opponents, it looks like the experience totals are ... heavily reduced. The most recent fight I had against a level 6 group opponent (a group of wild monkeys) gave 20 XP. Then an emu gave 65 after its defeat. The fighting was today, and I'd even watched ... Expand 82 characters


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Petition ID 856: Battle effects for more than 1 monster is wrong
Submitted Thu, 12 Jul 12 13:56:24 +0000 by

What:

The problem is when fighting more than 1 monster than 1 time, any effects (glory points, loss of stamina (from blows), etc) are multiplied by the number of monsters in combat. Here is a sample, using glory points as an example.

Wild Horse's Hitpoints (Level 8): 26
Wild Horse's Hitpoints... Expand 1853 characters


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Petition ID 869: Certain pack monsters don't have their hitpoints divided
Submitted Sat, 21 Jul 12 03:28:11 +0000 by

With both British Bedstead Men and Ninjas, at least in the several encounters I have had with them, each member of the pack seems to have the full hitpoints appropriate to their level. For example, Level 13 Ninjas might have 130 HP each, for a total of 520 HP. Since other pack monsters seem to have ... Expand 221 characters


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Petition ID 1353: Chemical Pack is filled very quickly when fighting multiple monsters
Submitted Wed, 13 Feb 13 22:00:28 +0000 by

This isn't so much a hindrance as it seems to be a game-breaker. When fighting multiple monsters (such as the 9-at-once Pyramids) just a few moments ago, I noticed that the meters for my Chemical Pack were filling at gratuitously high amounts, filling to full after just a couple of rounds when many... Expand 500 characters


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Petition ID 2960: Stimpack doesn't stim when fighting multiple monsters.
Submitted Mon, 08 Jun 15 20:57:18 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

My current implant is chempack. Activating the stimpack doesn't work properly when I fight multiple monsters. 'Stimpack x rounds left' decreases in the buff column, but my hitpoints don't increase. Effectively wasting a filled chempack.

I first noticed this last gameday, persists this gameday. Do... Expand 63 characters


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Petition ID 4350: Servo arms stay on if you run away
Submitted Sun, 28 May 17 19:11:24 +0000 by Reflectioneer Dregn

Like the title says, if you run away from a jungle fight with your servo arms active they'll remain active until you actually win a fight. ( I assume this is a bug because if you WIN a fight with them active, they fold away between fights. )

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Petition ID 398: Glory Points not added to total on double KO
Submitted Fri, 30 Dec 11 01:17:20 +0000 by Crafty Joker Lain

WHAT: When fighting monsters, if the end result is a double KO (your character retains one HP and is not sent to the Failboat), the standard message awarding Glory Points appears ("You've earned X Glory Points this round!") but they are not added to the daily total.
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Petition ID 3155: Glory
Submitted Thu, 20 Aug 15 15:02:23 +0000 by ZOINKS

The whole 'Running from a fight causes glory to reset' doesn't seem to be working with Titans.

I'm assuming that was the whole point of the reset, so... that seems to be a rather large problem.

I haven't even tested running from a regular fight with glory to see if it resets, but it should be ... Expand 29 characters


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Petition ID 623: whoomph grenade teleported its effect to my next victim
Submitted Thu, 29 Mar 12 19:56:50 +0000 by die fledermaus

So... I was fighting a titan, and I'd thrown a grenade at
it. It caught fire, and kept burning. So far, so good.

Then I ran out of ammo, and hoofed it back to New Pitts.
I re-stocked, swearing a bit after I sold my l-suit by
mistake, banked the req, and hit the jungles... to see this:

Mali... Expand 385 characters


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Petition ID 1479: Improbability bomb has no effect
Submitted Sun, 28 Apr 13 11:22:36 +0000 by Constance

I've noticed this a few times using ibombs recently. The text says the bomb has been used, I lose it from my bandolier... but no effect.
Here's the text from a recent fight:

Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level 6): DEFEATED
Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level 6): DEFEATED
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Petition ID 480: Took it on the chin (and lost stamina) without being hit
Submitted Sat, 04 Feb 12 00:13:23 +0000 by die fledermaus

While fighting the last monster in a pack:

Your perfect timing really makes a difference!
You execute a MEGA power move!!!
You hit Fanboy for 224 points of damage!
You earn 10,568 Glory Points this round!
The force of the blow sends you reeling, and knocks 2910 Stamina points out of you!

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Petition ID 437: Improbable Adaptive Armor does not work at all.
Submitted Mon, 16 Jan 12 11:13:37 +0000 by In a disapproving manner, Omega

The Improbable Adaptive Armor, at improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=mysticalshop&op=shop&what=preview&id=129, says that "For 200 rounds a day, this suit of extremely strange and highly Improbable armour will actually heal your wounds in proportion to how hard you hit your enemy. Nobody knows... Expand 283 characters


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Petition ID 658: No buffs/effects from equipment any more.
Submitted Mon, 09 Apr 12 23:08:15 +0000 by die fledermaus

For a couple of gamedays now I've had no buffs/attacks
from my Debris Launcher or Lightning Suit.

They're listed as my weapon and armour, but there are no
buffs, and they don't work - the launcher doesn't do
anything to monsters, the suit doesn't have its damage-shield attack. I thought this w... Expand 263 characters


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Petition ID 786: Spiderkitty Launcher Fail
Submitted Fri, 15 Jun 12 21:54:23 +0000 by Queen of Hearts AliceHeart

I am uncertain if this is intentional or an actual bug, so I am putting it under a Private Petition.

WHAT: So I decided to try out a Spiderkitty Launcher and found out that the Spiderkitty Launcher Fail debuff is a little strange. In short, during the first NewDay when you purchase the weapon, th... Expand 581 characters


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Petition ID 3230: Multi-monsters die instantly
Submitted Sat, 03 Oct 15 01:04:23 +0000 by

This has happened a few times already. I'm rocking the MKII Force Generator and sometime monster die in the first round before I can act do to riposte damage. Sometimes when this is a multi-monster all of them die when the first one dies in this first round to do riposte damage. The win screen pops ... Expand 143 characters


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Petition ID 4006: Chainsaw-Chuk Fail persists after selling the Chainsaw-Chuks
Submitted Sun, 02 Oct 16 09:05:45 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

I bought the Chainsaw-Chuks and they worked as advertised. However, once I sold them the Chainsaw-Chuk Fail debuff did not disappear from my buffs lists, and it affected me every turn of every Jungle fight. This problem persisted through the usage of chronospheres and through using Favor to get off ... Expand 251 characters


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Petition ID 566: UV booth at the Glass and mirror
Submitted Thu, 08 Mar 12 21:47:38 +0000 by

I've noticed that using the UV booth will remove your heat level, which is great, but there is a big problem.

I find that after using the UV booth when I have a high heat load the very next round of combat I enter will display heat damage (something has gone horribly wrong etc..) despite my heat ... Expand 756 characters


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Petition ID 722: +1 kit from shady dealer removes k'morph buff buff
Submitted Fri, 18 May 12 12:38:51 +0000 by die fledermaus

"Wearing" the Nudity +1 seemed to remove the k'morph nudity buff. Presumably this is because the +1 is not considered "no armour" - not sure if this should be considered a bug or not but I thought I'd report it, just in case.

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Petition ID 2959: Ferryman & Squat Fury
Submitted Mon, 08 Jun 15 20:42:21 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

Losing hitpoints to the ferryman doesn't add to the squat fury bar. The ferryman just hit me for 32 points of damage, buy my squat fury bar was still at 0%. Is that how the game is supposed to work?

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Petition ID 1218: Dan's drinks replace one another instead of stacking
Submitted Sun, 02 Dec 12 02:34:09 +0000 by sage wanderer

My character purchased an Ale from The Prancing Spiderkitty in IC, then an expensive Gargleblaster. After six rounds of the Gargle, I know because I had 14 rounds left, I purchased another Ale, and lost all of my bonuses for the Gargle. It was basically gone. It did not even show up on my list of bu... Expand 121 characters


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Petition ID 1597: Did not receve Req from titan payout.
Submitted Wed, 03 Jul 13 00:34:11 +0000 by Of Foreign Sands Arken Feyl

Recently I went out and fought a load of titans but didn't defeat them due to them not being six hours old. When someone else K.Oed these titans I got a req payout of 0, there was one titan that I did do no damage to, but the rest I took down to below 1000 HP from around 1.3 million.

This is the ... Expand 148 characters


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Petition ID 2474: Titan Kill not registering/malfunctioning
Submitted Tue, 21 Oct 14 05:23:18 +0000 by Jingle Jangle! Oh, it's Caelan

Player Kratargon found and attacked a Titan two clicks north and one west of CyberCity 404. Upon being defeated, he announced in the public chat that there was a Titan with only 600 HP left in that spot. I rushed and was first to the scene. I applied the use of one BANG grenade and it gave me a mess... Expand 537 characters


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Petition ID 4606: No reward from Titan beating.
Submitted Fri, 24 Nov 17 19:30:48 +0000 by Hairy Mary

This from banter. He put in a mod call, so I'm changing it to a petition. P Interest's player says "Two Newdays ago I took a Titan from 1,012,000 to 234,000 and now its gone, but no distract for helping, no reqs?" P Interest's player says "What happened? I put in 75% Plus damage?"

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Petition ID 2237: Titans not taking damage
Submitted Sat, 12 Jul 14 23:36:49 +0000 by Pythias

Hello! I recently started hunting Titans, and something is happening consistently: when I inflict damage and then run away, or I inflict damage and get KOed, when I go back to the same Titan it is as though the damage never happened.

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Petition ID 4684: Killing Titan does not kill Titan
Submitted Tue, 06 Feb 18 15:11:45 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

What: I killed a Titan, reducing its damage from 1m+ to 0 and taking no damage myself. However, I did not get a system distract informing me that I had killed the Titan or any req payout, and the Titan is still showing up on the map at (23, 30).

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Petition ID 3765: Metamiranite math does not add up
Submitted Sat, 23 Apr 16 18:48:57 +0000 by Fully synched Sessine

* Huge named ball of Metamiranite * Enter jungle with zero req * One-round fight (with monster Trouble) -> Joker diamonds during fight: 3 req -> Metamiranite: additional 4 req -> Camera dispenses:70 req * Total after fight: 75 req, ...Maybe a rounding error?

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Petition ID 4024: Itonaniss Surge doesn't work if you defeat the monster on the same turn
Submitted Sun, 16 Oct 16 08:19:45 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

My Itonaniss Surge is not healing me for any health when I use it and then kill the monster on the same turn. I'm using a Double-Barrelled Cat Launcher.

Example output, copied from a real fight:

Start of Round:
Squat from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): 49
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Petition ID 2428: Down Below Bug
Submitted Thu, 02 Oct 14 05:09:27 +0000 by Charlotte Akitsu

Interesting problem. I died, was rescued by someone nice enough to do so. They died mid-rescue, I was sent to the Failboat while they stayed in the maze `iwith`i my body. I went back down, died `iagain`i, was rescued instantly somehow, and again ended up on the HMS Fail.

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Petition ID 3179: You have been rescued from Down Below! Or not.
Submitted Tue, 01 Sep 15 21:07:20 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

Szara Kryik saved me from Down Below. On the page that says "You have been saved from Down Below!" and that has the "Head back up above" link, there was also a link "See full map". I clicked the latter. Then I was rescued/healed but still walking around on lvl 10. No "Head back up" link.

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Petition ID 3275: Down Below Pick-up Links Missing
Submitted Sat, 17 Oct 15 03:21:25 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

Several concussed contestants in one and the same Down Below square. Picking one up reloads the page, and the new page has no link for picking up the others. Had to move back and forth to pick them all up.

(There's similar situations where pick-up links go missing, sorry I don't recall the detail... Expand 3 characters


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Petition ID 4165: Dead Bodies that shouldn't be Down Below
Submitted Thu, 19 Jan 17 23:45:18 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

Today I rescued two alts of Csodas from lvl 5 under CC. (Lying in two different spots.)
Odd thing: Csodas said his alts weren't even down there.

Apparently he chronoed his main out of lvl 4 during my DB session.

Possibly related to petition 3268 "Duplicate Bodies"?

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Petition ID 4198: Rescue / Not Rescued DB
Submitted Sat, 11 Feb 17 13:23:59 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

I got KO'ed on Level 5 down below. Then Will Morris was nice enough to come get me (while I was... not formally logged out, but had closed the browser window), and Distracted me to let me know I was out. Except, when I hit the 'Refresh', expecting to get the 'You have been rescued! Improbable Ce... Expand 965 characters


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Petition ID 4540: DB Rescue Leads to Failboat if Player is Logged Out
Submitted Sat, 30 Sep 17 03:37:32 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

I am not sure if this is related to petition #4198 -- it might be but it doesn't seem likely.

Basically, I have noticed that rescues work differently depending on whether the Player is logged in, watching the rescue, or not. If the Player is logged in while being carried out, they are able to
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Petition ID 2418: ground hog day but with foebots.
Submitted Sun, 28 Sep 14 01:07:01 +0000 by

I'm in the underground, level 4 and if i get pulled into a battle I have to fight an endless stream of them.
all the other levels that I have been on i only have to fight one at a time. but on that level right after I finish the battle it says I gotta fight another one, before I get the chance to d... Expand 63 characters


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Petition ID 2668: Down Below problems
Submitted Thu, 22 Jan 15 02:51:32 +0000 by ZOINKS

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=wait&c=7-020914

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=move&direction=n&c=8-020915

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=wait&c=19-021047

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Petition ID 2739: Repellant Spray in DB
Submitted Fri, 27 Feb 15 18:31:31 +0000 by Reason for the Season Meenos

Repellant spray can be used on foebots if it is in your bandolier while in DB. http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=move&direction=w&c=721-183111

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Petition ID 3348: Down Below logout-login bug
Submitted Tue, 10 Nov 15 06:48:47 +0000 by Pomp0us Bastard Legion

If logout being immobilized Down Below, then log in, character can be found able to move again(with 0 hitpoints). It becomes possible to patch up with medkits and start fighting FoeBots again. Important: character will be on the tile with their own body, which can be picked up and (not sure, didn't... Expand 199 characters


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Petition ID 3471: Moving from Lvl2 to Lvl1 Down Below places you in NW corner
Submitted Wed, 30 Dec 15 15:32:57 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

This is related to the closed petition 2394, I'll bet. Basically, if you enter Down Below from an Outpost and travel up through the levels, everything is normal, except for moving between Lvl2 and Lvl1. When you move up from Lvl2's up arrow, you are shot up onto Lvl1's NW corner:

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Petition ID 3540: Down Below BANG bug
Submitted Wed, 27 Jan 16 14:51:43 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

I set a BANG grenade. I retreated two squares away, on the last square knowing that I was going to meet up with a FoeBot.

-The grenade went off.
-The FoeBot died.
-The text says that "The grenade you set earlier blows the shit out of the FoeBot! And also damages you too. Tight quarters, y'know.... Expand 322 characters


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Petition ID 3738: Down Below Disappearing Scrap
Submitted Mon, 11 Apr 16 18:28:43 +0000 by Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix

While standing upon a veritable mountain of scrap (somewhere between 400-500 pieces all together) at level 10 Down Below, it suddenly vanished. I was waiting to pick them up when I wanted to leave, and to maximize my stamina use I wasn't moving around. Unfortunately I have to assume the game decided... Expand 330 characters


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Petition ID 4077: Indesctructible DB Walls.
Submitted Fri, 18 Nov 16 22:29:58 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

http://imgur.com/a/UfdEt

See the screenshots.
1st: I set off a BANG and blew a wall - half the wall is left, it's a one-way wall now. This is already the 2nd time I tried blowing up that wall, to no avail. Presumably that square has been fitted with an indestructible outside wall.
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Petition ID 4598: Nav failure and inventory glitching
Submitted Sat, 18 Nov 17 16:41:30 +0000 by Maudlin Mangled Moxy

I used a small med kit, and a bunch of text lounge "dropdown not found" and "wet penalty not found" was where color text usually goes oin the next screen. The med kit worked, I was healed for the right amount, so I used my other one, and the same thing happened...

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Petition ID 4629: Cooking does not gain stamina
Submitted Sun, 24 Dec 17 11:32:12 +0000 by CloudySky

I'm guessing this is just a temporary glitch, but I'll report it just in case. (Last time I encountered this was at the server move, I think.)

What: cook meat, get the error below, when the page reloads again the Stamina is back to the level it was before cooking, but the meat is gone.
When: ab... Expand 826 characters


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Petition ID 3496: No New Days in the New Outpost Preview
Submitted Thu, 07 Jan 16 13:10:19 +0000 by Lea Brecht

New Day update didn't occur in the Preview mode and I didn't get it till reverted to standard view.

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Petition ID 3634: New Outpost Preview - Stack Chat
Submitted Wed, 02 Mar 16 23:52:36 +0000 by ZOINKS

(Firstly, this is just a note. I've come up with a quite a few bugs relating to the Dimensional Shifter, and was gonna just dump them in the forums, but yeah, that didn't seem right so. I'll just do them one at a time.)

Stack mode looks like this!

http://i.imgur.com/WKSric5.png

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Petition ID 3635: New Outpost Preview - The Dojo
Submitted Thu, 03 Mar 16 00:01:16 +0000 by ZOINKS

The Dojo, when using the Dimensional Shifter, can currently be accessed by any race, despite being in NewHome. On top of this, Truancy is not occurring when using the Shifter.

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Petition ID 3636: New Outpost Preview - Links
Submitted Thu, 03 Mar 16 00:13:36 +0000 by ZOINKS

When using the Dimensional Shifter:

- Reinforcing the Defenses is no where to be found. (At first I thought "Defend the Perimeter" was Reinforcing and Jungling was not accessible.)
- One can't Quit to field.
- One can't Have a smoke.
- One has no access to "Daily News."
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Petition ID 3637: New Outpost Preview - Location, Location, Location
Submitted Thu, 03 Mar 16 00:20:29 +0000 by ZOINKS

When using the Dimensional Shifter I noticed the original "locations" for the places in NewHome were not the same as before. For example, none of the places in the North Quadrant, beside the Memento Forge, are in the North of the Outpost.

This most likely does not matter all that much, but I thou... Expand 128 characters


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Petition ID 3674: New Outpost Preview - Returning from the Failboat
Submitted Tue, 15 Mar 16 09:44:44 +0000 by ZOINKS

If one were to be in, for example, Kittania, head to NewHome with the Outpost Preview already active, and then visit the Failboat, that person will be returned to Kittania instead of NewHome.

If that person were to, however, visit NewHome in the normal view then switch to the Preview, this won't... Expand 58 characters


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Petition ID 4185: New Outpost System - Kittania's Legacy Chat
Submitted Thu, 02 Feb 17 09:48:15 +0000 by ZOINKS

The 3x3 grid in the center of the Dimensionaly Shifted Outpost should connect to the normal Legacy Story channel, and it does, but it seems broken a bit.
List of things I've noticed:
- Everyone but the account accessing the chat is listed as orange or red.
- Posts do not auto-update as they shoul... Expand 509 characters


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Petition ID 4572: Graphical version of Kittania's Cool Springs Cafe leads to Rook's Nest
Submitted Sat, 28 Oct 17 20:38:30 +0000 by The Shuffler Tarot

Understanding it is in beta, I thought I would mention that entering the Cool Springs Cafe via the graphic map of Kittania takes one to the Rook's Nest, instead. Interestingly, the Return link says "Exit to Kittania."

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Petition ID 3101: Map is punching me right in the badnavs
Submitted Mon, 27 Jul 15 01:24:50 +0000 by King Badass Jon Titania

What: Whenever I try to access the world map from the travel menu I am sucked into an endless badnav that I cannot exit and this requires me to restart my computer to resolve, I'm not entirely sure what is causing it but I get locked onto the travel screen and I am unable to perform any actions ... Expand 774 characters


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Petition ID 3603: Consistent badnav
Submitted Fri, 19 Feb 16 23:22:41 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

WHAT-- Consistent badnavs HOW-- happen when I end playing by waiting for timeout because I don't want to trigger a NewDay WHERE -- when (I delay) returning to an outpost, eg. after reinforcing or emerging from Down Below WHEN -- ever since white badnav was changed to black badnav.

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Petition ID 3745: Combat instructions for new players only shows once
Submitted Fri, 15 Apr 16 07:27:09 +0000 by

WHAT: Combat instructions for new players only shows once. If you miss a page, hitting "back" doesn't show the instructions that you missed.

HOW: Start a new character, with no real knowledge of the combat system, and fight your first monster. Miss something that was mentioned, and you can't go b... Expand 105 characters


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Petition ID 671: Request for 'heal' link next to HP, except while in Places
Submitted Sun, 15 Apr 12 12:48:42 +0000 by Mime Sublime! Aelita

I feel it would save pageloads and inventory searching if we could access our Small and Large Medkits from the Vital Info bar to the right, instead of going through our Inventories.

If you're the type who finds themselves using CTRL+F or clicking Lodge Bag every time they want to heal, i'm sure y... Expand 30 characters


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Petition ID 1252: Chat Status Options
Submitted Tue, 18 Dec 12 19:40:42 +0000 by CLOGO- Rosalind

WHAT: The chat status options in the help menu specifically, have no color code showing. At the moment, if I notice someone is not white, green, red or orange, I have no idea what it means unless I myself go to one of these and see what color it makes me. I'd prefer if they showed up IN THE COLOR th... Expand 681 characters


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Petition ID 2328: Suggestion: Eboy's: move Smile Drops down the list so that we can see grenades etc without scrolling
Submitted Fri, 29 Aug 14 17:30:37 +0000 by Buddleia

What:
Smile Drops are (at the moment) really expensive and thus probably not the first or commonest thing that many people will be buying or selling. (I'm hazarding a guess that they're aimed at the older players with lots of HP, rather than at the newer players who haven't done too much Gauntlet ... Expand 690 characters


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Petition ID 3021: Lowering rank was more straightforward than I expected
Submitted Sun, 28 Jun 15 19:43:07 +0000 by

In curiosity of seeing how the process of lowering rank worked, I ended up actually lowering my rank (go figure). I was expecting a confirmation page at least, so petition for one! Also, moving me back to rank 7 would be much appreciated due to this silly mistake. Thank you.

http://improbableisla... Expand 60 characters


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Petition ID 3273: Links in Clan Member List do not open a new tab
Submitted Fri, 16 Oct 15 18:06:55 +0000 by Flophorse Rowa

Simple one here: Clicking on the name of my clan's members under the "View Membership" page does not open a new tab or window as it does in the "List Contestants" screen (list.php).

Here: http://www.improbableisland.com/clan.php?op=membership&c=37-180145

It's been around for awhile, I just fin... Expand 110 characters


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Petition ID 3947: Travel Map doesn't have solid color backgrounds
Submitted Sat, 06 Aug 16 10:33:37 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

The World Map has the useful property that the background of each cell in the table is a solid color (like the map we had before the CMJ put in Fancy Pictures). This means that the map is still usable even when the map images are unloaded. Please put this feature in the Travel Map that is displayed ... Expand 41 characters


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Petition ID 4147: Luggage Hut could do with a confirmation screen
Submitted Wed, 18 Jan 17 17:27:00 +0000 by Civilian NotPatrickStewart

Given how many cigarretes I can spend in a single click at the luggage hut on backpacks and bandoliers, I think it would be fair to have a simple confirmation screen, similar to other stores where I can spend my hard-earned assets like Shiela's.

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Petition ID 4220: UI issue / easy trouble becomes serious trouble
Submitted Tue, 28 Feb 17 07:46:47 +0000 by Tuuk

Hello, a newb here speaking. That is en-ou-ou-beeee.

Was playing an my dumb smartphone and was really immensed in the role playing. Trying to protect Jill-the-NPC-noob, probably more caringly than most newbs would.
And then, because the cheap smart-ass phone has a cheap touch screen, I ended up ... Expand 2417 characters


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Petition ID 4245: Shop Optimization
Submitted Mon, 20 Mar 17 21:06:10 +0000 by Lyses

Hey, I'm about as noob as they come right now, only been playing a couple days. But I've already gotten hit up for a donation because I hit three thousand pages downloaded. How have I done that, other noobs might ask. The things is I've been trading all over the place over encumbering myself and jus... Expand 483 characters


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Petition ID 1265: Page location.
Submitted Sun, 30 Dec 12 00:19:28 +0000 by Wanderer Hyde

What: the option to choose where the page will show up in the master settings isn't there anymore.
How: just isn't there when ever I am messing with the pages to show/hide the link or room description.
Where: master settings.
When: um... not sure for how long. I have noticed it for awhile but alw... Expand 24 characters


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Petition ID 4559: "Ignore" or "Opt In" list for Place Beacons
Submitted Sat, 14 Oct 17 16:41:19 +0000 by Thick-Skinned Denealus

Not really a problem, but I suspect it could be. With the extension of the place beacons (which is really nice) I'm imagining that there might be some people who want to limit who actually comes to their place. Sometimes people come to private places and cause trouble. Or maybe someone wants just a ... Expand 1350 characters


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Petition ID 1551: Some klicks on the large map need cleaning!
Submitted Tue, 04 Jun 13 12:02:04 +0000 by In a disapproving manner, Omega

The graphics for 3, 18 southwest of the map and the few water squares around it look wrong. Maybe CMJ can take a look at it?

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Petition ID 3703: Suggestion!
Submitted Sat, 26 Mar 16 17:06:26 +0000 by "Big Rock" Brock Greystone

Maybe it could be possible to add sugar crash to game mechanics, like nicotine withdrawal. Everyone pumps in tons of candy to get max buffed, and that got to have consequences, like getting diabetes in real life. The sugar crash debuff would give penalties of course, but could be fixed with more can... Expand 48 characters


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Petition ID 4693: Idea for a lodge item. (Not a problem)
Submitted Sun, 11 Feb 18 01:03:11 +0000 by King Badass Jon Titania

I was told this was the best place to submit this.
WHAT: An item that works like a builder's brew but for combat actions instead of building. I'm not sure what the price would be but I feel like it would help with the grind some people do, especially grinding for cigs for clan buffs. It cou... Expand 253 characters


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Petition ID 512: Wanted: Stats on breaches
Submitted Wed, 15 Feb 12 18:13:59 +0000 by die fledermaus

It would be nice if after (or even during!) a breach there were some record of what had gone on in the breach: List of people who had dived in, monsters killed by each (maybe just the top 10 hunters), total monsters spawned & killed, etc.

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Petition ID 757: Feature request: Easier [over]clocking control
Submitted Mon, 04 Jun 12 19:03:22 +0000 by die fledermaus

When fighting titans or seeking the drive, or just
toughing it out without a weapon, we sometimes have
to overclock to 200-300 Volts. That's 20-30 clicks
right there. And if you get boated by the titan and
have to trek cross country to get back to it, you need
to clock back down to 0 so you d... Expand 251 characters


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Petition ID 2377: Spamming the Run Away Option
Submitted Sun, 14 Sep 14 16:10:58 +0000 by Phenopteryx

I and many other players just run away from the dojo masters nearly every time. For me, that's just pressing R anywhere from a dozen to a hundred times a new day, which is pointless as far as time and server load goes. I'd rather not avoid the outposts just because I don't want to be stuck in ... Expand 207 characters


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Petition ID 1493: Devouring tells no stam gain
Submitted Sun, 05 May 13 19:21:27 +0000 by Returning Contestant Outman

While as a zombie with the new cleaning the corpse and devour system, when you devour it just says what you eat and not what you gain in stamina like it did in the old system. improbableisland.com/forest.php?devourcarcass=true&creatureid=694&carcass=0&c=67-201647 is one I did for a bear strapped... Expand 29 characters


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Petition ID 2683: Lodge Categories - custom items missing
Submitted Fri, 30 Jan 15 15:14:33 +0000 by Junebug

The display by category in the Lodge is very nice indeed! Applause! But character customisation items (title, name colour, armour, weapon, race, mount, permanent mount) are not showing up yet under Roleplay and Customisation.

(Apologies if this is a work-in-progress!)


...what's that? URL? I... Expand 175 characters


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Petition ID 2782: March Hair typo
Submitted Sun, 15 Mar 15 08:55:11 +0000 by ZOINKS

Once used against a monster the text for the March Hair says: [Monster] is momentarily distracted by your being suddenly attacked by your hair! http://www.improbableisland.com/dragon.php?op=fight&items_useitem=39801506&c=17-083434

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Petition ID 3074: Implants?
Submitted Thu, 16 Jul 15 01:18:24 +0000 by ZOINKS

In the opening page the Watcher mentions that the guard of the outpost will sort out your Implant, yet he does not do so anymore. As well, Corporal Punishment doesn't exactly explain it either.
Here's the text:

'She takes hold of your hand and yanks you to your feet. "Go through the gate over t... Expand 217 characters


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Petition ID 3742: Littlehead Implant
Submitted Thu, 14 Apr 16 05:32:20 +0000 by ZOINKS

The text for the Littlehead Implant is quite confusing. It seems to imply that it gives experience to skills. However, at one point in time I tested and found it gives extra experience earned from defeating monsters.
So... This is either a typo, a coding problem, or a user misunderstanding.

"Ge... Expand 145 characters


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Petition ID 207: NewDay message is not affected by any changes from Tynan's Gym on health.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 11 20:11:59 +0000 by In a disapproving manner, Omega

As shown in http://puu.sh/8olP , it says that my "Hitpoints have been restored to 1057", while the right side panel shows that they are far, far less than that, as an effect of training at Tynan's gym.

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Petition ID 240: Distractions give a misleading message
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 11 16:32:51 +0000 by Junebug

When you are logged in and send a distraction, quite often you see the following:

Your message was sent!
Mail BoxYou are not logged in, this may be because your session timed out.

http://www.improbableisland.com/mail.php?op=send

I'm not sure if it always happens, but I certainly see it
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Petition ID 425: Carcass Cleaning flavor text does not cater for Robots.
Submitted Thu, 12 Jan 12 18:59:06 +0000 by In a disapproving manner, Omega

As soon as a Robot decides to clean carcasses. Say, to sell them and earn a bit of money, or give them to friends who will surely view them as a great boon and favor, the flavor text would specify that you get hungry from cleaning the carcass:
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Petition ID 768: When doing build jobs, flavour text displays in strange order.
Submitted Sat, 09 Jun 12 23:27:39 +0000 by Buddleia

When I do a construction activity (masonry, carpentry, decorating) and complete the job, this is the flavour text that I see:

You set your Backpack and Bandolier aside, grab your tools and get to work.
The warmth from your Builder's Brew makes the stone feel light as a feather!
Before you r... Expand 2145 characters


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Petition ID 789: Some sorta issue with the shotgun damage.
Submitted Sat, 16 Jun 12 10:43:45 +0000 by Wastelander Flaze

What: When using a shotgun, the use text appears as follows (The fight was against a Meter Maid, so...): You shoot your shotgun at Meter Maid causing {damage} damage!
How: Buy shotgun, use in a fight against a monster.
Where: Jungle and Travel encounters, presumably.
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Petition ID 946: New food system: pan-capacity counter display is sometimes wrong.
Submitted Sat, 18 Aug 12 23:00:36 +0000 by Buddleia

I have the default cooking pan, which has room for 10 items.

Putting in 10 bits of Half-Decent meat, the counter says I have room for 2 more items.

Put in 12, it says 0 more.

Try to cook 12, it says I can't do that.

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Petition ID 1042: Rate a Monster you haven't fought
Submitted Sat, 15 Sep 12 22:46:04 +0000 by Brigadier Proginoskes

If you go into the Jungle just after defeating your Dojo Master, you'll see the "Rate a Monster" blurb.


Now, it would be neat if this let us rate the Masters, but that's not happening. Instead, we get to rate a monster that we haven't just fought: after defeating Kouska, I was offered the opportu... Expand 316 characters


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Petition ID 1164: Pleasantville Threat Flavor Text Incorrect.
Submitted Thu, 08 Nov 12 15:39:58 +0000 by Titano Deleo

When in PV and when it is at Critical Situation the description states

If someone doesn't do something soon, Pleasantville will be in serious trouble - as it is, the Council Offices, bank, Comms Tent and Mike's Chop Shop have all closed up in preparation for the worst.

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Petition ID 1237: In Group Fights, Win Text Displays for Each Monster in the Pack
Submitted Fri, 14 Dec 12 05:48:02 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

WHAT: After winning (or presumably, losing) a group fight, the win text displays for each creature in the group. For example:

End of Round:
Midget from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
Midget from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
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Petition ID 1251: Flavour text from stranger in PSK stays too long
Submitted Tue, 18 Dec 12 19:09:54 +0000 by Grand Master Badass Max Power

Go into the Prancing Spiderkitty. A stranger approaches you and asks for 25 req in exchange for something that'll help you. If you accept he gives you an ale, which gives you 10 rounds of a "Buzz" buff. Every round you fight after that, you get the flavour text "Faced with the prospect of death, you... Expand 321 characters


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Petition ID 1264: Equip not showing on right sidebar
Submitted Thu, 27 Dec 12 19:12:30 +0000 by Oscar Charles

I had this happen with a helmet earlier - I had the effects but it wasn't showing in the right sidebar. The helmet seems to be gone (must have lost it in a DK) but now I'm having the same problem with gloves. I just bought them, but nothing in the equipment list on the right-hand side.

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Petition ID 1329: 100-Pack of Cookies showing as -1 left
Submitted Thu, 31 Jan 13 20:48:15 +0000 by Predatory Trex

`~WHAT: The 100-pack of Cookies in the Hunter's Lodge shows as having -1 left, pretty sure that shouldn't have been possible.. HOW: Head into the Hunter's Lodge WHERE: The Hunter's Lodge WHEN: First noticed today 31/1/2013

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Petition ID 1355: Overweight buff not showing
Submitted Tue, 19 Feb 13 08:23:18 +0000 by Wanderer Hyde

What: Since the new updates for the Zombie Donkey came out and were first hit, the overweight backpack buff disappeared with the clattering nightmare buff there. (Confused the hell out of me when it stopped showing up but was still getting hit with the cost).
How: The buff seems to override the sho... Expand 174 characters


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Petition ID 1492: "passwords do not match" when changing stuff in Preferences
Submitted Sun, 05 May 13 12:36:36 +0000 by

Hi! When you're changing stuff and saving stuff in the Preferences menu, the phrase "Your passwords do not match." always appears, even if you aren't in the first tab. The settings are still saved, though. So it's not really a bug, but still, thought you'd like to know.

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Petition ID 1580: Sold my mount, but flavour text says I still have it
Submitted Thu, 20 Jun 13 20:19:10 +0000 by

I reached the stage in the Saga of Budget Horse that gives me his grandchildren. Noticing that they don't seem to work very well in dense jungle, I sold them off in Kittania and went on my way. But a couple of klicks north of Kit, the flavour text for the Grandchildren reappeared, and it looks like ... Expand 200 characters


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Petition ID 1704: Can divorce multiple times in one sitting.
Submitted Fri, 13 Sep 13 00:23:12 +0000 by Woof Woof Collin Vee

When divorcing in the kittania chapel, you can repeatedly hit the divorce button and recieve the 'the marriage has been annulled' message. It's clear that the option just isn't removed upon clicking it. Unless someone wants to really be sure they divorced someone, it's a non-issue, more cosmetic... Expand 254 characters


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Petition ID 2126: Return to the Shades
Submitted Wed, 04 Jun 14 21:21:00 +0000 by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Healing at the Hospital Tent while an Outpost is breached turns the "Return to Outpost" link into "Return to the Shades". Only appeared after healing, still said "Return to Outpost" after accessing the inventory, entering the Jungle, etc.

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Petition ID 2352: Mount messages Down Below
Submitted Tue, 09 Sep 14 18:51:18 +0000 by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Moving a square Down Below still has your Mount's travelling messages pop up. Unless there's `isupposed`i to be birds and swaying branches down there.

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Petition ID 2659: Mini-HOF in odd tab for Preferences
Submitted Tue, 20 Jan 15 00:34:34 +0000 by Mr. Pappy Outmen

I was looking through preferences and noticed that the mini HOF for stamina related actions was under the Donation tab. I think this happened by mistake when it seems more of a display or game behavior item. I don't know how long it has been there but I figured it should be brought to attention sinc... Expand 99 characters


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Petition ID 2761: Who's Nearby display in room shows player who has left
Submitted Mon, 09 Mar 15 01:12:59 +0000 by Meowra? Meara

The Who's Nearby display in a room shows a player who is no longer in the room. The chat indicator is orange, showing the player is online but somewhere else.

It probably happens all over, but I duplicated it here: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=places&placeid=971&roomid=879... Expand 172 characters


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Petition ID 2870: Shows exhaust buff when not exhausted
Submitted Mon, 27 Apr 15 14:54:04 +0000 by Transcendent Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Naldru

If you let stamina fall into amber region, message exhausted appears under buffs. However, if you increase stamina by using ration pack, eating at cafe, using stamina drink, etc., the exhausted buff message does not vanish. However, the stamina bar does show that you have moved into the green. I ... Expand 286 characters


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Petition ID 3069: Message about Son of Budget Horse appears before you get him.
Submitted Wed, 15 Jul 15 12:15:37 +0000 by

I got Son of Budget Horse. But earlier on page there is annoucement:

"Son of Budget Horse crawls over to you, having already strapped your Axe Handle to his back. "Wake up, sleepy head - today is a fine day for adventure!" he cries. "Quiet, you," you retort, before jumping onto his shoulders and ... Expand 151 characters


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Petition ID 3953: Ferryman description is wrong. Non-urgent.
Submitted Thu, 11 Aug 16 16:26:17 +0000 by Basidium Kolja

When you trigger the Ferryman improbable event, entering his boat but refusing to pay him, one of the possible outcomes is a fight. Located here? http://improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=fightferryman

If you win and use the feature where you view the monster description, under "Wait, how did tha... Expand 145 characters


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Petition ID 4312: Cool Springs Cafe flavor text lies about total req
Submitted Fri, 05 May 17 22:13:34 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

When you sell too much meat to the Cool Springs Cafe, it only takes meat up to the limit it will take, but the flavor text reports your total as if you had sold all of it.

For instance, if I tried to sell 400 meat, but the Cafe only wanted to take 1 meat, then it takes 1 meat and gives me 12 req,... Expand 54 characters


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Petition ID 254: Formatting: Cryptic Questions Joker
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 11 03:03:52 +0000 by Buddleia

WHAT:
1. On the screen where you meet him, it is all in black. He does not talk in the usual monster's dark magenta, and you do not talk in your set talkcol.

2. If you opt to do the riddle, he talks in
green.

3. If you get the riddle right, the description and his line is in ... Expand 625 characters


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Petition ID 484: Visual errors in the quest_rohit_2 module.
Submitted Mon, 06 Feb 12 07:10:50 +0000 by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Some color oddities I have encountered while experiencing the enjoyable encounter with Rohit, the Robot:

1) After the first scene, /talkcol does not affect your in-map color, while it does in the first.

2)This part of the first scene has the same color, even though it should not be: "Here is... Expand 458 characters


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Petition ID 642: Petitions system: something wrong with the italics display
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 12 05:22:37 +0000 by Buddleia

WHAT: If the person writing a Petition uses italics, then when you read it in the Known Bugs list, it looks as if they forgot to use a closing-italic sign. The whole of the rest of the description is italicised.

Example: petition 641.

But if you open the petition with "Chat about this petition... Expand 424 characters


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Petition ID 770: Reappearance of " ` Watcher " - DK screen - petition 287 is back
Submitted Sun, 10 Jun 12 23:07:36 +0000 by Buddleia

I've just killed the Drive. On the screen where you chose your race, what should be " The Watcher " has turned into " ` Watcher ", again/still. So there's a " $The " missing, like in petition 287 - but in just one place:

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Petition ID 1035: Distraction Preview Default Color Wrong.
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 12 02:55:51 +0000 by SharkAttack Szara Kryik

Type up a distract without color codes, it shows as being Grey, the & code. However to the recipient it will show up as gold, the ^ code. It also shows as the actual color, ^, in the sent folder.

No big deal, but a minor annoyance. I see lots of messages in the pattern of-

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Petition ID 1061: Jumbled Text due to Color Formatting?
Submitted Fri, 21 Sep 12 07:38:30 +0000 by Dawg

Names have become jumbled while in the Jungle. Not sure the url of the page will make sense, but perhaps it will from the land of Mod-dom. I posted a tinypic as well.

http://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=search&type=thrill&stam=thrill&c=269-083127

and a tinypic, different page, same p... Expand 101 characters


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Petition ID 1213: Armour code not working in the bios
Submitted Fri, 30 Nov 12 20:37:44 +0000 by Minion

What: the `&a does not show up when in use in the extended bio of a character.
How: put the code in your extended bio section of your bio and save then look at your bio page.
Where: preferences and bio.
When: not sure.

Also it doesn't work in the basic bio description with along with `&w. ... Expand 33 characters


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Petition ID 1319: Family Fun Faktory color glitch
Submitted Sat, 26 Jan 13 21:34:06 +0000 by Bastard Pirate Black Jacques Chirac

Family Fun Food Wacky Faktory
You point to the menu. "I'll have this. The artificially-coloured bar of fun -"

"ARTIFICIALLY-COLOURED BAR OF FOOD OPEN BRACKETS FUN CLOSE BRACKETS," says WaiterBot.

This quote from the WaiterBot is in the wrong blue color, same as the "You" speech in interaction... Expand 8 characters


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Petition ID 1680: Chatcol issue in Place Pages
Submitted Thu, 29 Aug 13 03:27:06 +0000 by

In my Place, Port Foley (6,7) there is an error in the chatcol identifying code (#) in the pages that start with "Talk to Kelcy" and all subsequent click throughs. In the Master Settings view of these pages, the (#) codes all show up as my designated chatcol color, in actual use, however, they show ... Expand 127 characters


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Petition ID 1749: ! Code in Midnight Skin is Illegible
Submitted Fri, 18 Oct 13 16:23:07 +0000 by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

The ! color code blends almost perfectly into the background when using the Console Midnight skin.

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Petition ID 1874: Colouring stop.
Submitted Mon, 13 Jan 14 01:01:22 +0000 by

When fighting a monster that has body parts you can strike the parts are displayed below a heading, reading 'Strike body parts'. The stamina cost for attacking is then displayed in parenthesis after the heading, with the percentage cost being in an orange highlight, however, the closing parenthesis ... Expand 61 characters


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Petition ID 1914: Mementos with unclosed formatting tags not quite fully fixed for Places
Submitted Wed, 05 Feb 14 19:42:48 +0000 by Buddleia

MOTD of 23/01/2014 says that Mementos are fixed so that bold, italics, colours etc won't leak through to the rest of the page. That fix works perfectly almost everywhere: in your bio, in your inventory when you're in an outpost, or in eBoy's, the Hunter's Lodge, the Scrapyard Market, or on the map. ... Expand 161 characters


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Petition ID 2170: Colour Codes
Submitted Thu, 19 Jun 14 18:46:25 +0000 by Anthropo- Morphius

Colour Codes for weapon descriptions for the "New Day" creature's introduction text. Possibly a problem with ``w? I just noticed it in the jungle a few moments ago... Just thought someone should know in case noone's reported it ^-^

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Petition ID 2653: Color code not showing up properly in Customize Character
Submitted Fri, 16 Jan 15 05:49:37 +0000 by The Man Who Werns

At first I thought this was a problem with my monitor, but now it's clearly not. When using the `# color code in roll overs, titles, and whatnot, it always shows up as the wrong color. Before it used to be similar to `L, but now it's showing up as `Q for me. It gets fixed on the act... Expand 108 characters


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Petition ID 2660: Color in Master Settings' Nav Heading
Submitted Tue, 20 Jan 15 01:57:15 +0000 by Returning Contestant Outman

This is an older bug that I have been meaning to post about, just not gotten around to because I keep forgetting. Basically, when you do colors in the nav heading to change the name around, it keeps changing it when you go back in and do some other changes afterwards, example, I have a place where... Expand 398 characters


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Petition ID 2702: Special comments through the comms tent are in purple.
Submitted Tue, 10 Feb 15 07:48:59 +0000 by Mr Sacks! Take Teh Dave

If you look through a comms tent link to another outpost, any special comments come out in purple instead of black. Could be a default font color in the page?
Example: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=scry&op=talk&area=village-Midget&focus=village-Midget (Has to have a special c... Expand 19 characters


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Petition ID 2829: Meat Colors don't show anymore.
Submitted Thu, 09 Apr 15 21:33:17 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

WHERE -- In the jungle HOW ----- I devour meat WHAT ---- The meat colors don't show up anymore WHEN ---- Just noticed, presumably been so since CMJ changed the chat colors. I enabled player colors. Cleaning the carcass shows the meat color code. Just devouring displays an all black message.

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Petition ID 3854: Dada doesn't interpret color codes in custom weapon with
Submitted Tue, 07 Jun 16 18:16:53 +0000 by Toothy Humanitarian Awesome Fred

On the encounter text of Dada the Ambulatory Printing Press, I see:

"But this is just a piece of paper. It doesn't attack. You shift your `4`bEnormous`b Gaping Maw`0 to grab it from the air. "

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Petition ID 3886: Double comma shows up in name on Bio Page
Submitted Tue, 28 Jun 16 19:01:27 +0000 by Wild Hearted Quinn

What it says on the tin! Noticed on Cal's bio page before it was fixed with a grave mark. http://i.imgur.com/HeFLIOu.png

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Petition ID 4386: Monster "That Cutie from Work." has uncolored speech.
Submitted Sat, 10 Jun 17 13:41:05 +0000 by Returning Contestant Zean

WHAT
The monster: "That Cutie from Work."
The description of the monster, on the fourth line, has the speech text from the monster, but the speech text isn't colored.
The speech text should be purple, like it is in the second line.

HOW
Go in the Jungle and hope to encounter the monster again... Expand 126 characters


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Petition ID 1021: Equipment in Sheila's Shack O' Shiny Keeps Talking about "Turns".
Submitted Sat, 08 Sep 12 18:43:20 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

WHAT: The descriptions of Sheila's equipment occasionally reference "turns", despite there being no such thing anymore. For instance, the description of the Lead Pipe reads: "Sacrifice a turn in exchange for not paying so much? I guess?"

HOW: Go to Sheila's Shack O' Shiny and click on any w... Expand 186 characters


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Petition ID 1084: Newly Weds player list still doesn't show places by name
Submitted Sat, 29 Sep 12 01:28:31 +0000 by Flophorse Trowa

Just like the title says. The Contestant List and Clan Members Online list both show the names and rooms of a place where a character is, but the Newly Weds list available in the Common Grounds does not.

http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=marriage&op=newlyweds&c=28-022141

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Petition ID 2164: You're not my mom! - New Failboat mechanic, old Failboat text
Submitted Tue, 17 Jun 14 16:14:27 +0000 by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Failing a Cage Fight still gives you the old text of `$the Watcher`& saving your hide and telling you you're not allowed any more Cage Fights. Being able to enter a cage with 0 Adrenaline is also a problem.

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Petition ID 3059: Changes to hunting
Submitted Mon, 13 Jul 15 19:11:39 +0000 by Mr. Pappy Outmen

The change to Really big trouble happened in the jungle, but other place like the HOF have yet to be turned from suicidal.

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Petition ID 650: Mismatched tooltips
Submitted Thu, 05 Apr 12 05:18:25 +0000 by Dizzyizzy

This might be my most nitpicky report yet. In the medals on bio pages, the tooltip for the Emily Bundle medal reads "Emily Bundle Supporter", while the tooltip for the Creator Bundle simply reads "Creator Bundle". They should either both say "Supporter" (my preference), or both simply say the name o... Expand 13 characters


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Petition ID 2228: Woo, typos!
Submitted Fri, 11 Jul 14 21:27:12 +0000 by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

The Strategy Hut is missing spaces between a couple of its sentences, such as "You give Atrus 5 Requisition.He nods, and thinks to himself."
Sheila talks in ~ on the first page, 2 on purchasing/selling pages, and in 1 during Rohit's quest.
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Petition ID 2407: Typo
Submitted Thu, 25 Sep 14 04:57:27 +0000 by Forever Dolbrian

Pleasantville description text for 'assistance required' phase, last paragraph: "Meanwhile, the folks inside the Outposts are..." "Outpost" should be singular.

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Petition ID 2557: Minor spelling error
Submitted Sun, 16 Nov 14 23:30:57 +0000 by Tolling for Thee Isabelle

WHAT: Spelling error in the description for the Spanky halloween candy. Spanky A litte more exciting than vanilla. Should be "Little", not "Litte".

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Petition ID 2577: Improbability bomb charm grammar typo
Submitted Mon, 24 Nov 14 20:59:02 +0000 by Brigadier Shiro Kuroyami

When I threw an improbability bomb (ironically at a typo gremlin) I noticed there was an extra word:

You light the fuse on the Improbability Bomb and toss it towards your opponent.
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Petition ID 2696: Repetetetetive "Buy items" links in Hunter's Lodge
Submitted Fri, 06 Feb 15 20:11:55 +0000 by Brigadier Proginoskes

In Hunter's Lodge right now (at least when I go there from Improbable Central), I'm presented with multiple identical items in the link list at left.

I suspect this is related to the "filtered" item tables: if each tab/filter duplicates the table rows for the items, instead of hiding and showing ... Expand 265 characters


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Petition ID 2762: March Hair use text typo
Submitted Mon, 09 Mar 15 13:35:45 +0000 by Catkin Svedka

Last word in the March Hair use text, "toupees", gets a strange combo of characters for the e with an acute over it.

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Petition ID 3034: Spelling/grammatical error.
Submitted Sun, 05 Jul 15 03:53:45 +0000 by Jimmers Crossby

In the Ferry Joker event, if you refuse to pay the 100 req, there is an error- "... it would best if you..." http://improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=continueferry&c=357-035014 just noticed it now, don't know how long it's been around.

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Petition ID 3506: Typo in New New Home description (dojo/mike's)
Submitted Sat, 09 Jan 16 20:51:16 +0000 by die fledermaus

To the east, Mike's Marvellous Motors emits odd harrumphing sounds and ominous smells. To the east, the NewHome Dojo emits breathless panting Dojo is to the west.

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Petition ID 4018: Class-E Smokes typos
Submitted Thu, 13 Oct 16 05:30:26 +0000 by First Sergeant Kristov

You stare, and decide that this place needs to be expunged by (from) the island, lest some poor rookie find this place and become unable to pay for anything on the island. You draw your weapon, and think that smashing that stupid sign it (is) a good place to start.

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Petition ID 4100: Small typo in store, in description of the soul sucker.
Submitted Fri, 09 Dec 16 18:50:59 +0000 by Armored Kitsune

Resembling a cattle prod with an extra pair of electrodes leading to your head. Simply stab your foe with the (admittedly not terribly sharp) prongs, and it'll literally such out your foe's life energy, replenishing your hitpoints. Battery lasts 20 rounds, after which, please feel free to continue s... Expand 270 characters


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Petition ID 4424: Haberdasher takes gold
Submitted Fri, 30 Jun 17 04:25:41 +0000 by Private Eris

I gave the haberdasher 20k req for a new hat, and the page said I gave him gold. Unknown currency!

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Petition ID 3077: Wiki Syntax
Submitted Sat, 18 Jul 15 05:51:29 +0000 by ZOINKS

When editing anything in the wiki a note comes up above the input box saying:
Edit the page and hit Save. See syntax for Wiki syntax. Please edit the page only if you can improve it. If you want to test some things, learn to make your first steps on the playground.
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Petition ID 3924: Please enable colored text on the Wiki of Lies
Submitted Sun, 17 Jul 16 17:07:56 +0000 by Full Metal Lion

[Side note: there are so many broken things in and around the Enquirer, but I am loath to report them because they would take away from CMJ's valuable game-improvement time. But perhaps a mod could be given the assignment of tweaking the Enquirer's software, and I could bother them? I would ... Expand 680 characters


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Petition ID 1912: Enquirer Gallery of Shame BUG
Submitted Tue, 04 Feb 14 20:16:14 +0000 by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

1. Recently someone posted a picture 9 times in the Gallery of Shame, possibly because there is still no notification or other indication that it actually worked.

2. In Addition there is still some css (?) bug making the text under the thubsized pics look like this:
{!if lang_subalbums} {!if lan... Expand 424 characters


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Petition ID 176: Strike body parts doesn't pop up for subsequent pack monsters
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 11 20:12:28 +0000 by Fractal Aeridus

When I'm fighting a group of monsters that have the "Strike body parts" option, whenever I kill one of them the display defaults to the regular "hit the monster" with no "Strike body parts" display. It doesn't show up again until I do a regular hit.

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Petition ID 183: Mob monsters all dying at once with REPOSTE
Submitted Sat, 05 Nov 11 07:50:06 +0000 by Ashielf

WHAT: When fighting and coming against a Mob Monster who attacks first, The REPOSTE instantly kills ALL the mobs if it does enough damage to kill the first.

HOW: I'm using the Force Generator Armour and have a +750 to my defense. Whenever I first fight them, before I can even attack, and I do eno... Expand 695 characters


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Petition ID 200: Random flailing causes incorrect Guard Broken messages
Submitted Tue, 08 Nov 11 01:03:12 +0000 by

I was fighting a Master of Disguise (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), and decided to try out the "Flail until something drops" option. It gave a list of a lot of rounds, and each one of them said the monster's guard had been broken and it couldn't attack or defend...but then it proceeded to attack ... Expand 111 characters


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Petition ID 257: Caroline the speed medic doesn't work right on the failboat
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 11 20:57:36 +0000 by die fledermaus

She's healed my adrenaline above the maximum mark, (not that I mind) and the watcher wants to charge me -2 favour for an adrenaline shot (not that I mind that either) - which is probably not what was intended?

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Petition ID 444: Strong Attack with Broken Limbs
Submitted Tue, 17 Jan 12 22:23:45 +0000 by Major General Umbitual

What: Jungle monsters power attack with broken limbs. Not positive that the attack is a power attack but the strong attack text appears on the round but no warning text appeared previously, I guessed at blocking and found that it was a broken limbs that was attacking every round. Happened for severa... Expand 188 characters


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Petition ID 485: Petition colors bleed through the rest of the page!
Submitted Mon, 06 Feb 12 16:16:11 +0000 by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Very easily `jse`Jen `LHere. I will not go into detail, as the discussion page should convey all what there is to convey.

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Petition ID 652: Weightless Wood in Lodge Bag goes to Places when regular logs are given to a place.
Submitted Fri, 06 Apr 12 04:00:32 +0000 by Ghislane Zarina Dupuis

My weightless wood (WW) that I had tucked safely in my lodge bag wound up in my place inventory (place - 2 klicks south of PV, untitled, second plot) when I added regular logs to the Place Inventory.

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1. I was logging to stockpile wood knowing I would need a very large amount to... Expand 2064 characters


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Petition ID 907: Titans do't take damage on the round in which they boat you.
Submitted Fri, 10 Aug 12 13:03:45 +0000 by die fledermaus

Fight a titan. Get riposted onto the boat. Note the titan's health. Unboat. Get back to the titan, look at its health. It has magically recovered back to the health it had on the round _before_ it boated you.

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Petition ID 1050: Collapsible stats preferences reset after DK
Submitted Tue, 18 Sep 12 05:50:09 +0000 by Grand Master Badass Max Power

WHAT: While playing the game normally, the little +/- stats works fine: hit them once and they (dis)appear on that page load, hit them twice and they (dis)appear on every page load. However, when you DK, they get reset. All of them show and you have to click them twice again to get them to go away.
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Petition ID 1172: Titan KO not registering
Submitted Wed, 14 Nov 12 08:50:04 +0000 by At the drop of a hat, lowkey

This has just happened with two Titans that I supposedly KO'ed.

In a given round of battle, I hit X to hit the Titan 10 times, and got the message that it was KO'ed.

On returning to the map, the Titan was still there...and when I clicked back on it, it was still active, with only a few less HP... Expand 363 characters


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Petition ID 1299: All Hunter's Lodge menu/nav items show up twice
Submitted Thu, 17 Jan 13 06:37:00 +0000 by Iriana

WHAT: In the Hunter's Lodge, the whole menu of buyable items appears twice, as one very long list.
HOW: Access the Hunter's Lodge. It persists even after exiting to the Outpost and coming back.
WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=iitems_hunterslodge&op=start&c=488-0... Expand 60 characters


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Petition ID 1655: Stun lock broken
Submitted Mon, 12 Aug 13 03:04:47 +0000 by Rider

I have been having problems with the stun lock. It will show up: press this this and this to make this dude dead and I'm totally game, but I press the first of those buttons and it goes into normal fighting more than half the time, no stun broken or stun extended just regular fight stats, ... Expand 120 characters


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Petition ID 2066: Monsters using strong attacks while guard supposedly broken
Submitted Sun, 27 Apr 14 16:08:03 +0000 by

In the past week, I've started seeing something puzzling in conbat. The game tells me that a monster's guard is broken, all its body parts show as green, I can see the combo moves written above the body parts-- but the monster's guard is not broken at all.
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Petition ID 2117: Colour practice at Raven Inn does not output
Submitted Tue, 03 Jun 14 05:00:57 +0000 by

The colour 'practice' area at the Raven Inn does not output coloured text, but it does show the characters that were inputted.
Unsure of trigger; may be specific to this session or account, as other players seem to have learned how to colour text.
Occurs at
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Petition ID 2128: Selling in scrapyard market
Submitted Thu, 05 Jun 14 00:53:43 +0000 by Mr. Pappy Outmen

I did a run in the scrapyard today and went to sell a few things, like the partial match commentary and ended up with it asking if I'd like to sell my hide door item. Threw me off by the price because I was expecting 850+ points and said for another 58 points, before I saw the name of the item. Here... Expand 213 characters


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Petition ID 2425: Strong attacks while guard is broken.
Submitted Tue, 30 Sep 14 10:32:49 +0000 by

I recently Drive Killed, so I cannot find it again until I level some more.
While fighting a Canadian Mosquito (and it happens with some others which I will try to find) I broke its guard. All targets green, text says Guard Broken. I attack, and Canadian Mosquito does 50 or so damage because the te... Expand 153 characters


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Petition ID 2621: Stun not working properly
Submitted Fri, 26 Dec 14 06:29:34 +0000 by

As far as I can tell, the problem is caused when a well-guarded area is broken to cause the stun, either because it was attacked while vulnerable during a strong attack, or because it was just the only orange active, and was broken in such a way as to make certain all other spots were green. The pro... Expand 721 characters


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Petition ID 2678: Teleporting bug?
Submitted Wed, 28 Jan 15 00:21:40 +0000 by A Scholarly Ridle

So to try and make a spare character, I wanted to get the "cookie" for talking in banter- but not global at the moment. I went One East of Newhome, and into the Alchemist's place. I was able to click the link that allowed me to start talking in Banter, as soon as I accepted the agreement to follow t... Expand 409 characters


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Petition ID 2832: Unlinked Programs not populating
Submitted Fri, 10 Apr 15 15:47:06 +0000 by Nightingale Finch

WHAT - When buying new unlinked programs for my place, I paid the SP, but no program showed up to be edited.
HOW - Under "Unlinked Programs" on the programming page for my Place, I clicked "Create New". I then confirmed that yes, I do want to do this, and The SP was charged, but no program showed ... Expand 207 characters


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Petition ID 2841: The Midget Purge is Incomplete
Submitted Tue, 14 Apr 15 19:04:43 +0000 by Dirk Vanderhuge

`2The Graphics for the SQUAT/MIDGET programming contrivance show the abbreviation MI instead of whatever might be in use for Squats now. Its always something.

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Petition ID 2905: Really Big Trouble jungle skill
Submitted Wed, 20 May 15 17:23:40 +0000 by ZOINKS

The skill related to Really Big Trouble Jungle searches is still named "Hunting - Suicidal" despite the name change.

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Petition ID 2989: Hit sequence for Dirty Chippy not working
Submitted Tue, 16 Jun 15 19:10:53 +0000 by Contestant Egwyn

Was fighting in the jungle outside of New Home. Fought Dirty Chippy and got fail boated because the hit sequence didn't register during the fight (http://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=fight&puzzlecombat_target=2&c=210-185820).

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Petition ID 3094: Hunter's Lodge: Customizers uncategorized
Submitted Fri, 24 Jul 15 03:56:07 +0000 by Brigadier Proginoskes

In the Hunter's Lodge, the single-use customisation items (Cunning Disguise, Weapon Disguise, Custom Armour Kit, Title Change Document, Name Colourisation Kit, Picture Frame, and Collar) are listed under "All", but not any of the categories. I suspect that they're supposed to be under "Roleplaying a... Expand 411 characters


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Petition ID 3251: Tesla Frame doesn't charge
Submitted Thu, 08 Oct 15 00:35:11 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

I'm not even sure if this is a fault or a necessary consequence of my equipment. Here's what I'm using:

Armour: Lightning Suit
Weapon: Cat Launcher
Implant: Tesla Frame
Rank 7

After I bought the Cat Launcher, the Tesla Frame stopped charging and was stuck at 32/91 forever.

Likewise, when... Expand 181 characters


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Petition ID 3268: Duplicate bodies Down Below
Submitted Thu, 15 Oct 15 18:37:17 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

I am so sorry I do not have a URL for this. Or specific names.

Basically, this is what happened. I went Down Below and saw, on Level 4, two contestant bodies (Contestants A and B. I already 'knew' the Level 4 map - it hasn't changed for me for a couple of days of exploration. Neither of them appe... Expand 1167 characters


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Petition ID 3360: My Candy Buffs Nooo
Submitted Sun, 15 Nov 15 11:12:53 +0000 by Sneaky Sash

This problem is about losing Halloween Candy buffs when sent to the Failboat.

I tested several cases of this. In every case I start out with some candy buffs and a terrible headache on the Failboat.

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Petition ID 3399: General Chat Knowledge
Submitted Mon, 30 Nov 15 00:23:08 +0000 by Sneaky Sash

So a couple of us were discussing less-known chat functions in banter.
Someone suggested we petition this, so here I am.
What:
There is no description for these chat functions anywhere!
The ones we were most confused about were the status bar colors, DNI, and TTM.

Suggestion:
Put a descripti... Expand 58 characters


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Petition ID 3493: Dojo in NewHome lets non-humans in.
Submitted Thu, 07 Jan 16 08:06:37 +0000 by Fully synched Sessine

As a Joker, Sessine was able to challenge Tiffny Figg in NewHome. There's no code in the module to prevent it, of course, because normally you don't even see the dojo if you are the wrong race.

I don't know if this is a bug, or a change in the game rules. I like having the Dojo visible, and even ... Expand 220 characters


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Petition ID 3588: Pleasantville Flavour Text
Submitted Sun, 14 Feb 16 20:24:37 +0000 by Grand Mistress Badass Kythia

Flavour Text currently reads:

"If someone doesn't do something soon, Pleasantville will be in serious trouble - as it is, the Council Offices, bank, Comms Tent and Mike's Chop Shop have all closed up in preparation for the worst.

Outpost wall hitpoints: 794,684"

However the bank and comms t... Expand 73 characters


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Petition ID 3747: Metamiranite requisition reward
Submitted Sat, 16 Apr 16 21:12:50 +0000 by ZOINKS

Metamiranite claims to give extra requisitions after a fight!
However, with an unnamed one, we are consistently getting:
http://i.imgur.com/XGmk8jY.png - claims of getting an additional amount exactly the same as the amount we're getting.

With a Named one, we are getting MUCH lower amounts of r... Expand 124 characters


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Petition ID 3826: "Enchanted" Kittymorph Nudity does not grant naked bonus
Submitted Mon, 23 May 16 04:19:17 +0000 by Lieutenant Gryph

- Despite kittymorphs getting a combat bonus when fighting naked, Nudity +1 and Nudity -1 does not grant this bonus

- When purchasing an armour upgrade from the suspicious trader in The Prancing Spiderkitty in Improbable Central while equipped with Nudity, the bonus is gone when the player obtain... Expand 308 characters


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Petition ID 3859: Upon defeating a group monster, you get a description prompt for each of the group's monsters
Submitted Thu, 09 Jun 16 13:01:48 +0000 by In a disapproving manner, Omega

The feature that allows you to check back on monster descriptions after you kill them is great! It doesn't work very well on group monsters. After I've killed Wild Horses, I got six "Wait, how did that encounter begin?" prompts in a row, followed by six "You have defeated Wild Horse!" messages.

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Petition ID 3884: Double Hunters Lodge items
Submitted Mon, 27 Jun 16 09:37:49 +0000 by stux

Just today I noticed that the item list in the Hunters Lodge seems to have some sort of mistake. This is the page I was on when noticing it: http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=iitems_hunterslodge&op=start&c=69-092859 When entering the Hunters Lodge, there are to lines of items. The rig... Expand 519 characters


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Petition ID 3885: Rating Dojo Masters
Submitted Mon, 27 Jun 16 11:48:35 +0000 by ZOINKS

If one fights a Dojo Master then going into the Jungle, you have the option to rate it, like normal monsters.

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=ratemonster&op=start&returnloc=f&monster=13&c=269-114409

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Petition ID 3927: Down Below Double KO Oddity
Submitted Tue, 19 Jul 16 21:34:55 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

One FoeBot fight ended in double KO, me and the monster.
Shows favor like I'm on the Boat, but am able to use Inventory and heal up.
Second double KO - the game displays navs as if I'm dead and alive alike: http://imgur.com/0qU7WgL
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Petition ID 3993: Chronospheres don't always refill.
Submitted Fri, 16 Sep 16 11:36:09 +0000 by Lieutenant Oryx

I didn't log in for ~4 days, and when I came back both chronospheres were empty, even after refreshing the page. I played for a while and then logged off overnight, and when I logged back in in the morning, one chronosphere was filled. I can't find anything about how often they should be filled. Am ... Expand 465 characters


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Petition ID 4146: Boated by the Broken
Submitted Wed, 18 Jan 17 04:40:56 +0000 by Contestant Rio

So I was fighting a Poultrygeist 'round NewHome. Its guard gets broken, and was broken for 3-4 rounds. So I keep whacking away, until (While still guard-broken), it comes out with an 18-damage Strong Attack, taking me out.

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Petition ID 4638: Metamiranite seems to be screwing up
Submitted Sat, 30 Dec 17 06:04:45 +0000 by Tolling for Thee Isabelle

WHAT: When I collect my requisition from the end of a fight, I'm getting incorrect numbers from everything.
HOW: Holding a Large unnamed Metamiranite, with no requisition on your person, win a fight.
WHERE: Jungle, on fight completion.
WHEN: Just now noticed it, might have been happening for a wh... Expand 252 characters


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Petition ID 4736: Hyperteleporter update issue
Submitted Fri, 02 Mar 18 13:45:56 +0000 by Naimad

The issue is that multiple times I've used an OST to leave a location, place or Titan being the main examples that happened, then tried hypering back and it wouldn't let me click the spot that I had left, still being lit up as if I was there. No idea on the exact amount of time it's been happening d... Expand 114 characters


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Petition ID 4827: Glitch involving the character chat beta/time outs
Submitted Sat, 02 Jun 18 02:13:22 +0000 by Torvus

The new chat beta (the one where it doesn't refresh after sending a message) has a glitch: if you time out without signing out, and click 'send' (on MOBILE, I'm not sure about PC), everything below the chat will appear as the II welcome page, while everything above will display as normal. I haven't ... Expand 123 characters


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Petition ID 4842: You can get stuck in the Petition Details and Chat section
Submitted Tue, 19 Jun 18 18:20:47 +0000 by The Will-o'-wisp sasstrid

What: the Customize character page, opened from a Petition Details and Chat page, can end up as a player's active page (or whatever you call the page that you were on that you get redirected to if you improperly navigate the site or just logged in). This leads to them being sent back to the Petition... Expand 350 characters


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Petition ID 4581: Problem with finding verification grid
Submitted Thu, 02 Nov 17 01:38:16 +0000 by Achilles

Your World Community Grid verification code - available from the 'profile' menu when logged in to the World Community Grid website

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Petition ID 4320: Ok, now im sure there is a lodge problem.
Submitted Mon, 08 May 17 23:49:04 +0000 by Puddle Jumper Ruriko

Bought some cookies, 5, today. Used the last of my supporter points, checked my inventory and had 3 cookies and 2 new builders brew. Ive noticed small discrepancys, like vanishing items, (halloween candy multi bags), but was not 100 % sure as it happened over a few days and I had a lot of them. Then... Expand 516 characters


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Petition ID 4604: Dan's Quest AND Giant Tatoo Mutant Monster Description
Submitted Thu, 23 Nov 17 01:56:14 +0000 by Improbable Badass Nanifa

Killed the both the Quest monster as well as the Giant Tattoo Mutant, and the Monster Description button at the bottom displayed the Anti-ant Colony description for both.
https://improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=pre&c=226-015356
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Petition ID 3818: Memento Forge - Attribute typo
Submitted Tue, 17 May 16 03:09:07 +0000 by ZOINKS

The "Artful Analyst"'s description is "They've got you read like a book, and they KNOW what did you do with the bodies." whereas I feel it meant to be: They've got you read like a book, and they KNOW what you did with the bodies.

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Petition ID 3838: Wrong Monster Description after Mutant/Magpie/Danquest Monster
Submitted Sun, 29 May 16 23:34:20 +0000 by Winterstar Widdershins

When either of these 3 monster show up, you can now re-read its description after the fight. Or rather, not its description and neither that of the ordinary jungle creature you fought before the special, it always show the description of the Anti-Ants Monster.

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Petition ID 3876: Stern and Punishment
Submitted Wed, 22 Jun 16 20:18:55 +0000 by

I'm unable to continue the quest, "Stern and Punishment." There is no option to show Mr. Stern the letter that Corp. Punishment sent me, and nothing is triggered after entering the museum.

I received Corp. Punishment's letter, "A MOMENT of your TIME if you PLEASE." on 2016-06-18, and talked to Co... Expand 225 characters


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Petition ID 5019: I've recently come back to play again, and I need to re-register my email. I can't.
Submitted Sun, 28 Oct 18 22:37:30 +0000 by Warrant Officer Fail Boat

What happened? the register email button doesn't let me click it. How to make this happen again? Check Distractions, check chat. Where did this happen? ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE! When? Since I logged on 3:35 PM PDT, October 28 2018.

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Petition ID 4447: Killing rabbits burns stamina (also weight count messed up)
Submitted Mon, 10 Jul 17 14:44:01 +0000 by Private Eris

So, due to sleep and a couple of bad decisions with new days, I had 40 rabbits in a 20 kg backpack. At that massive over-weight, killing rabbits BURNED STAMINA. 95% of it, roughly. I still got slightly more back due to cooking, but that wasn't a guarantee.


Also, the numbers messed up


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Petition ID 4810: Email confirmation doesn't work.
Submitted Mon, 21 May 18 04:13:49 +0000 by Mythra

About like 2 mins ago, 1:09 am (Atlantic time), 21/05/18, I got the popup about updating emails. My email was already filled in, so I hit the confirm button. It didn't work. I tried again. ¯\_(&#12484;)_/¯. I then clicked my email, and it stayed the same (correct) so I tried again. The popup said t... Expand 82 characters


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Petition ID 4936: Broken Item
Submitted Sat, 21 Jul 18 18:12:24 +0000 by Glitter Man Hatter

Inside my inventory I have a broken item. It shows nothing, has no title or description and just allows me to discard it. I'm too afraid of it being something important to delete it. It started a day or so ago. Link of how it looks to me https://puu.sh/B0DLG/dede025e30.png

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Petition ID 4993: Unexpected behavior in DownBelow badnavs
Submitted Sun, 07 Oct 18 07:53:12 +0000 by Coffee Grindr Csodas

While DB, I badnaved to the magenta screen while trying to move in the maze. Clicking on one of the commentary links provided resolved the badnav, but I thought I would petition due to the error message:

A redirect has failed. Click here to continue.

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Petition ID 5001: not able to log in
Submitted Sun, 07 Oct 18 19:31:33 +0000 by flim

07/09/2018. Using Chrome tried to log in several times through the afternoon just got the bad link page. Checked out reported issues, none seemed relevant. Tried another browser am on Firefox at the moment still get the bad link page. i cannot access the game at all

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Petition ID 5042: I start a new Day then it restarts another New day making it count as two days
Submitted Sun, 25 Nov 18 00:05:38 +0000 by Grand Master Badass of Most Awesome Destruction Destardey

Today It has happened twice It starts a new day then goes to the system screen checking all of the stuff saying its Midnight then when I log back in its like its done 2 new days instead of 1 counting against How long my DKs take along with doubling the amount of goods that I get each day in my inven... Expand 17 characters


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