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Petition ID 437: Improbable Adaptive Armor does not work at all.
Submitted Mon, 16 Jan 12 11:13:37 +0000

The Improbable Adaptive Armor, at, says that "For 200 rounds a day, this suit of extremely strange and highly Improbable armour will actually heal your wounds in proportion to how hard you hit your enemy. Nobody knows exactly how it works, so don't bother asking."

But actually shows no buff at the bottom and does not provide one either when bought. So functionally, it is a very expensive pair of frilly pink panties. The problem have existed since the armor's existence, or for at least a year.

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