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"Yes, yes, we'll sort you out with some pants in just a minute, , don't you worry." He reaches down out of sight, and pulls up a sheet of paper and a pen. You see the words "CONTESTANT REGISTRATION AND PANTS REQUEST FORM 3A" printed at the top of the page. Hell, maybe we're getting somewhere.

"Now, might I ask your gender?"

You hesitate, dumbstruck. "I'm stood here stark naked, right in front of you."

"And thanks to all those bloody Zap grenades going off all the time, all I see is a person-shaped blur who won't be getting any pants until they help me fill out this bloody form!" replies the gatekeeper.

"Male, thank you very much."
"Female, thank you very much."

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