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Minor Kissing Booth change
Admin CavemanJoe2017-07-09 19:57:06
Hey, all. A minor change.

The old Kissing Booth in Common Ground (an ancient file that pre-dates Improbable Island) determines the gender of the person staffing the booth (the kissee) by checking against the player's gender and assigning a kissee of the opposite gender.

The new change simply assigns a character at random, so you can kiss (or not kiss) any of the characters available. The buffs and outcomes remain the same.

The kissee is generated randomly, for each player, individually, at each new day.

Have fun!

~CMJ


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 307)
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Citizen Ace of Almonds has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 2 days!!
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Fatboy has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Contender Jesus has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Citizen Stout has defeated her master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 10 days!!
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Citizen Stout has defeated her master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 10 days!!
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Akria has been defeated in the jungle by SpiderKitty.
A Mutant sits with Akria on the FailBoat. He gazes at him for inspiration, then writes, reading aloud, "The lurid wash of unexpected defeat tenderly caresses my sphincter with the gnarled monkey's paw of... no, I suppose that doesn't scan, does it."
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Citizen Stout was hunted down by their master, Effie, for being truant.
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Contender Jesus has been defeated in the jungle by Dangerous Escapism.
A Mutant perches on the railing of the FailBoat with a tattered journal. "O Contender Jesus! Coruscating light of my iridescent loins, thy every defeat sends a shiver unto me with the variegated sheen of limpid petrol..."
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Akria has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Akria has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Uranium Man.
Corporal Punishment leans over Akria. Tendons in his neck positively bulge as he shouts. "On your FEET, conTEStant, one mustn't be DAUNTED by an EMPTIED HEALTH GAUGE -- it could be much WORSE, you could forced to RESUME the GAME from LEVEL ONE, not unlike playing the role of a PLUMBER without adequate SAVE CREDITS in a certain CLASSIC VIDEO GAME!"
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Citizen Ace of Almonds has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Akria has been defeated in the jungle by Paper Tiger.
A camera zooms in on Akria as he sways on his feet, bleeding freely. "I think," he says, "I am beginning to rethink the wisdom of this Rank."
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Torvus has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 20 days!!
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Aura Sparkwraith has earned the title Chancellor Badass for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 30 times!
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Whiteout Aura Sparkwraith has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Whiteout Aura Sparkwraith has defeated her master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 71 days!!
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M1 solebarr has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Ignatius has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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M1 solebarr has been defeated in the wild by Squats with Matching Factory Uniforms.
A troop of baby Squats with Matching Factory Uniformss gambol and frolic around M1 solebarr's partially eviscerated body. Unhappily for him, he is still quite conscious. "This is just brilliant," he groans through hazy pain and excited chirrups. "Effin' brilliant."
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Whiteout Aura Sparkwraith has been gone for a while, and those who have looked for her do not come back.
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Ignatius has been defeated in the jungle by Rubik's Cube.
Entertaining a visitor at the Museum, Mister Stern learns of Ignatius's defeat by a Rubik's Cube. "Oh," he murmurs with a frown. "I did everso like him." He considers for a moment, then smiles. "Ah well! More tea?"
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Whiteout Aura Sparkwraith has defeated her master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 70 days!!
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M1 solebarr has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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M1 solebarr has been defeated in the wild by Crap Meat.
Screens in The Watcher's office replay M1 solebarr tumbling wide-eyed onto his arse before a Crap Meat. Blood spatters several cameras as the Crap Meat pounces. She sighs.
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Ignatius has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Ignatius has been defeated in the jungle by Symbiotic Mustache.
"The next time I find a Symbiotic Mustache, do you know what I'm going to do to it?" Ignatius raves as he is dragged into a FailBoat-bound rowboat. "I'm going to stuff it full of Improbability Bombs and beat it to death with its own goddamn an uncomfortable need to be with you!"
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Athena has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Athena encountered strange powers in the jungle, and was not seen again.
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Athena has defeated her master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 58 days!!
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Improbable General Ece Deira has defeated her master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 11 days!!
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Improbable General Ece Deira has defeated her master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 10 days!!
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pixelherodev has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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pixelherodev has been defeated in the wild by Violin Suspense.
pixelherodev sprawls unconscious on his back -- eyes shut, cheeks and forehead glistening, and jaw just slightly slack. Two Squats stand very close, rolling phlegm in their throats before they spit. There's a moist plop and one Squat tosses up his stubby arms. "Fookin' told yer, dint I!" pixelherodev grimaces and swallows reflexively. Both Squats jeer gleefully.
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Corporal Stella has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Undead Dreaming Catfish God.
Corporal Stella and a KittyMorph compare wounds on the FailBoat. "Got this one from a Panthzer," the KittyMorph remarks, gesturing to a horrific gash in her side. "What's yours from?" "Oh, this?" Corporal Stella says, glancing nervously sideways. "Uh, it was... uh... ..a quantum whiskers, you know..." The KittyMorph stares. "Oh," she says. "Well, that's um. ..That happens, you know," she says, trying to be polite.
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Corporal Stella has been defeated in the wild by Ninja.
"The thing about failure" says The Watcher thoughtfully, "is that it happens to you when you least expect it. Or all the time, whatever."
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Wily Quixote Hawkeye Hanlon has defeated his master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 25 days!!
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Wily Quixote Hawkeye Hanlon has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 25 days!!
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Wily Quixote Hawkeye Hanlon was hunted down by their master, Amir, for being truant.
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Improbable General Ece Deira has defeated her master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 8 days!!
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Civilian Sammi has been defeated in the wild by A G-nother G-nu.
Screens in The Watcher's office replay Civilian Sammi tumbling wide-eyed onto her arse before a A G-nother G-nu. Blood spatters several cameras as the A G-nother G-nu pounces. She sighs.
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Bewitched Sense Tinkerbinker has been defeated in the jungle by Feral Budget Horse.
A Feral Budget Horse limps home to its mate and little baby Feral Budget Horses, waving off their concerns. "No," it says in its booming Feral Budget Horse voice, "let me tell you about the horrid creature I fought. A Bewitched Sense Tinkerbinker -- sniveling, slinking, thirteen feet long, with flaccid, gummy, pulsating loathing in place of a soul..."
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Improbable General Ece Deira has defeated her master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 8 days!!
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Kratargon has earned the title Grand Master Badass of the Number 42 for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 42 times!
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Reaper of souls Kratargon has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Reaper of souls Kratargon has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 5 days!!
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Reaper of souls Kratargon has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 5 days!!
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Reaper of souls Kratargon was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Reaper of souls Kratargon has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 3 days!!
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Reaper of souls Kratargon has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 3 days!!
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Reaper of souls Kratargon was hunted down by their master, Devvo, for being truant.
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