Improbable Island Message of the Day (MoTD)New Monthly Memento
Green Dragon Staff 2020-04-01 14:58:30 [Permalink]
Hey all, the new Monthly Memento is the April Shower! It's a portable shower unit that lets you finally get clean, granting you mild Stamina and combat buffs and giving extra Req from every fight (the cameras like seeing clean people as they're more attractive). I went all-out on this one and wrote a lovingly-detailed shower scene for every species, and if that doesn't convince Google that we're not a porn game, I don't know what will.
Folks suggested I do something COVID-19-related for this month's Memento, but what's funny today might not be funny in a week or two. On the other hand, we all need to be reminded right now to practice good self-care, and I figured it'd be beneficial to remind people to have nice hot showers if they're able, so April Showers it is. And as per usual these days, here's your periodic reminder that I'm out of work because of COVID-19 and this Monthly Memento is a real belter, so please donate if you can. If you're also out of work and worried about money but you usually donate every month to get the Monthly Memento, please Distract me with your character name and you can have it for free.
Tomorrow I'm gonna start work on a new feature called CAKES. It should be pretty fun!
Talk soon, have fun, stay at home and wash your damn hands,