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Petition ID 3876: Stern and Punishment
Submitted Wed, 22 Jun 2016 20:18:55 UTC by Cog

I'm unable to continue the quest, "Stern and Punishment." There is no option to show Mr. Stern the letter that Corp. Punishment sent me, and nothing is triggered after entering the museum.

I received Corp. Punishment's letter, "A MOMENT of your TIME if you PLEASE." on 2016-06-18, and talked to Co... Expand 225 characters


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Petition ID 3990: Jill Completely disappeared from my party, and i'm afraid to continue forward with the game!
Submitted Sun, 11 Sep 2016 09:31:42 UTC by Dunky

Ok, so as far as I can tell, at some time after I entered Pleasantville, Jill just vanished from my party. For no reason. I'm not exactly sure why, though I do know that she died to the nightmare court monster, but... supposedly that was all supposed to be in the protagonist's mind, right?

I unfo... Expand 215 characters


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Petition ID 3993: Chronospheres don't always refill.
Submitted Fri, 16 Sep 2016 11:36:09 UTC by Lance Corporal Oryx

I didn't log in for ~4 days, and when I came back both chronospheres were empty, even after refreshing the page. I played for a while and then logged off overnight, and when I logged back in in the morning, one chronosphere was filled. I can't find anything about how often they should be filled. Am ... Expand 465 characters


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Petition ID 4018: Class-E Smokes typos
Submitted Thu, 13 Oct 2016 05:30:26 UTC by First Sergeant Kristov

You stare, and decide that this place needs to be expunged by (from) the island, lest some poor rookie find this place and become unable to pay for anything on the island. You draw your weapon, and think that smashing that stupid sign it (is) a good place to start.

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Petition ID 4026: Gather all for Mr. Stern, cannot complete.
Submitted Mon, 17 Oct 2016 17:33:17 UTC by ZIppora

I have gone around and gathered from every out post, I went to the museum and it said "it would be better if you turned in everything at once" so I went back to all the outposts and found that, yes, I didn't miss anything.
I cannot turn in anything to mister stern even though I have gathered from e... Expand 13 characters


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Petition ID 4077: Indesctructible DB Walls.
Submitted Fri, 18 Nov 2016 22:29:58 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

http://imgur.com/a/UfdEt

See the screenshots.
1st: I set off a BANG and blew a wall - half the wall is left, it's a one-way wall now. This is already the 2nd time I tried blowing up that wall, to no avail. Presumably that square has been fitted with an indestructible outside wall.
2nd: After li... Expand 258 characters


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Petition ID 3372: Nausea/Hunger Bar Glitch?
Submitted Wed, 18 Nov 2015 23:07:54 UTC by Just Human Swan

This might be a bit similar to Petition 1996, because I've been ramming through a couple DKs today and I just noticed something. I had some Unreps. I replicated the issue because it happened twice, but it seems like after I either fought a bunch, or had enough to boot me into Nausea instead of Hunge... Expand 447 characters


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Petition ID 3733: Cigarette withdrawal text color bleed
Submitted Fri, 08 Apr 2016 16:40:03 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

Not at all a major problem, but the text given on NewDay when dealing with withdrawals can get its color bled over by the extra favour from equipment text. http://i.imgur.com/MvWwv5A.png

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Petition ID 3738: Down Below Disappearing Scrap
Submitted Mon, 11 Apr 2016 18:28:43 UTC by Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix

While standing upon a veritable mountain of scrap (somewhere between 400-500 pieces all together) at level 10 Down Below, it suddenly vanished. I was waiting to pick them up when I wanted to leave, and to maximize my stamina use I wasn't moving around. Unfortunately I have to assume the game decided... Expand 330 characters


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Petition ID 3740: CSS: Option to put move choices at the bottom of the text
Submitted Thu, 14 Apr 2016 01:26:08 UTC by

WHAT: Right now, the choices for what I do next are on the top of the page. So, after scrolling down, reading what has happened, my choices are not there, where I am, but elsewhere.

HOW: Go to a page that has you scroll down to read. Now, you have to scroll up.

Where: Everywhere.

When: Appa... Expand 418 characters


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Petition ID 3741: Mineral Appraisal Centre
Submitted Thu, 14 Apr 2016 03:35:38 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

Entering nothing when naming a Stone works. http://i.imgur.com/BhUDygH.png http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=stones&loc=acehigh&op=testname&itemid=49244270

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Petition ID 3742: Littlehead Implant
Submitted Thu, 14 Apr 2016 05:32:20 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The text for the Littlehead Implant is quite confusing. It seems to imply that it gives experience to skills. However, at one point in time I tested and found it gives extra experience earned from defeating monsters.
So... This is either a typo, a coding problem, or a user misunderstanding.

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Petition ID 3743: Mineral Appraisal Centre - Number colors don't match
Submitted Thu, 14 Apr 2016 09:28:02 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The color of the numbers corresponding to the amount of time their particular lamp blinks is switched with the other's.

http://i.imgur.com/hhm5jEN.png - Divination; green light

http://i.imgur.com/xXoQmkS.png - Test name; amber light

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Petition ID 3744: Crows and holes: "Name a crow" page needs a "go back" option
Submitted Fri, 15 Apr 2016 05:08:02 UTC by

WHAT: On "Holes and crows", if you hit "name a crow" by accident when you meant to hit "wack a crow", you don't have a way to go back to wack. How: Mis-click. Where: On the Holes and crows page When: First time playing.

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Petition ID 3745: Combat instructions for new players only shows once
Submitted Fri, 15 Apr 2016 07:27:09 UTC by

WHAT: Combat instructions for new players only shows once. If you miss a page, hitting "back" doesn't show the instructions that you missed.

HOW: Start a new character, with no real knowledge of the combat system, and fight your first monster. Miss something that was mentioned, and you can't go b... Expand 105 characters


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Petition ID 3796: Are they married or not?
Submitted Sun, 08 May 2016 14:12:21 UTC by Hell's Krell

I arranged a marriage between two of my characters, Krell and Teetz, and now I've discovered a weird bug. Krell's in divorce sorrow, and can propose, get a ring, etc, in the chapel in Kittania. Teetz is married, and gets bonus for being Krell's spouse. When I go to the chapel in Kitt on Teetz, the o... Expand 366 characters


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Petition ID 3800: Metamiranite not granting extra Req
Submitted Tue, 10 May 2016 03:40:07 UTC by Corporal Snowbrother

So I have been fighting in the jungle and after each fight I the following text:

"Your Metamiranite vibrates briefly, and an additional 88 Requisition tokens clatter out of the hopper.
88 shiny Requisition tokens are dispensed from the nearest camera!"

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Petition ID 3809: Line break in chat spaces
Submitted Fri, 13 May 2016 02:05:32 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

One can quite easily put a line break in a chat space by typing a singe `` followed by two "n"s. Normally, typing a line break in chat removes the letter n, but adding two goes around this.

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Petition ID 3826: "Enchanted" Kittymorph Nudity does not grant naked bonus
Submitted Mon, 23 May 2016 04:19:17 UTC by Corporal Gryph

- Despite kittymorphs getting a combat bonus when fighting naked, Nudity +1 and Nudity -1 does not grant this bonus

- When purchasing an armour upgrade from the suspicious trader in The Prancing Spiderkitty in Improbable Central while equipped with Nudity, the bonus is gone when the player obtain... Expand 308 characters


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Petition ID 3851: Mister Stern quest hand-in text repeats
Submitted Mon, 06 Jun 2016 02:31:44 UTC by Stingray

When handing in the quest for Mister Stern for collecting items from every outpost the first three paragraphs repeat and the two paragraphs following it seem to belong after destroying the improbability drive. http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=misterstern&op=show&c=114-022426

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Petition ID 3854: Dada doesn't interpret color codes in custom weapon with
Submitted Tue, 07 Jun 2016 18:16:53 UTC by Toothy Humanitarian Awesome Fred

On the encounter text of Dada the Ambulatory Printing Press, I see:

"But this is just a piece of paper. It doesn't attack. You shift your `4`bEnormous`b Gaping Maw`0 to grab it from the air. "

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Petition ID 3859: Upon defeating a group monster, you get a description prompt for each of the group's monsters
Submitted Thu, 09 Jun 2016 13:01:48 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

The feature that allows you to check back on monster descriptions after you kill them is great! It doesn't work very well on group monsters. After I've killed Wild Horses, I got six "Wait, how did that encounter begin?" prompts in a row, followed by six "You have defeated Wild Horse!" messages.

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Petition ID 3865: Double comma
Submitted Mon, 13 Jun 2016 06:01:33 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The new double comma replacement for gravemarks seems to work great everywhere except one place, that I've seen.

When you use it to add a color to a name, it seems to believe you are trying to change what the name is, thus not allowing it to accept, even if the example is exactly the same as the ... Expand 15 characters


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Petition ID 3870: Really Slow Connection from Netherlands
Submitted Sat, 18 Jun 2016 08:29:14 UTC by Alexis Lorecaster

I was bored and so I decided to do some dickery with some sites and VPNs. I noticed that on 4 separate occasions, any one of my VPNs that had the Netherlands in the chain caused my connection to the Island to be almost unusable and unstable. In the final case, I had connected to two Netherlands VPNs... Expand 457 characters


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Petition ID 3650: The clan buffs option has disapeared from the clan hall
Submitted Tue, 08 Mar 2016 01:21:13 UTC by Badass Sweets

This morning I went to deposit cigs into my clan buffs bank and the option "clan buffs" is gone. I did try going to other cities and using a new day to see if it was just a blip problem, however it persists. clan: Ju Ju Joy submitted by Sweets

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Petition ID 485: Petition colors bleed through the rest of the page!
Submitted Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:16:11 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

Very easily `jse`Jen `LHere. I will not go into detail, as the discussion page should convey all what there is to convey.

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Petition ID 3025: Invisible Posts when Player Colours Disabled
Submitted Tue, 30 Jun 2015 20:04:23 UTC by Barnaby Samson

Well, depending on whether or not you have Player Colours enabled, some commentary goes invisible. Here's a set of comparison screenshots I took just now: http://imgur.com/a/j5qDn

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Petition ID 2229: Adding new Programs whether by SP or Logic Grids eats up SP/grids but no programs are created!
Submitted Fri, 11 Jul 2014 22:28:19 UTC by Queen of Hearts AliceHeart

Exactly that. I've been working on Place ID 1486 titled "Grassy Clearing" located on 14,6 in the Map. Everything has been going as usual, except when I tried to Create New programs in the Unlinked Program section. Doing so took me to the "Use SP or a Logic Grid" screen, and it did indeed consu... Expand 357 characters


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Petition ID 2363: Commentary export: 1) still uses old colours, 2) produces weird icons in the text.
Submitted Wed, 10 Sep 2014 15:14:20 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
If you buy a commentary export, it does work, but there's a couple of glitches with the formatting. The colours are still the old ones from before the update, and almost every line gets a little black question-mark-in-a-diamond icon between the character's name and their text.

Screensho... Expand 736 characters


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Petition ID 2832: Unlinked Programs not populating
Submitted Fri, 10 Apr 2015 15:47:06 UTC by Mousey Momma Finch

WHAT - When buying new unlinked programs for my place, I paid the SP, but no program showed up to be edited.
HOW - Under "Unlinked Programs" on the programming page for my Place, I clicked "Create New". I then confirmed that yes, I do want to do this, and The SP was charged, but no program showed ... Expand 207 characters


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Petition ID 2979: Special Comment Munching Gremlins
Submitted Fri, 12 Jun 2015 18:38:35 UTC by Transcendent Almighty Jon Titania

WHAT: When you place a space in front of an asterisk in chat " *text in asterisks*" the preview will show it as a normal speech post "example says " *text in asterisks*" " but when you post it it will register as a special comment and eat one of your comments and leave a nasty looking typo in its pl... Expand 236 characters


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Petition ID 3026: Bug Repellent
Submitted Wed, 01 Jul 2015 16:18:40 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The newest Bug Repellent Monthly Memento does not seem to have a daily limit, allowing, technically, infinite stamina.

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Petition ID 2352: Mount messages Down Below
Submitted Tue, 09 Sep 2014 18:51:18 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Moving a square Down Below still has your Mount's travelling messages pop up. Unless there's `isupposed`i to be birds and swaying branches down there.

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Petition ID 2411: Bang grenades only hurt you, not the foebot you're in combat with
Submitted Sat, 27 Sep 2014 15:16:26 UTC by die fledermaus

What it says on the tin: If you're intercepted inside the blast radius when it goes off oyu take damage but the foebot doesn't seem to.

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Petition ID 2418: ground hog day but with foebots.
Submitted Sun, 28 Sep 2014 01:07:01 UTC by

I'm in the underground, level 4 and if i get pulled into a battle I have to fight an endless stream of them.
all the other levels that I have been on i only have to fight one at a time. but on that level right after I finish the battle it says I gotta fight another one, before I get the chance to d... Expand 63 characters


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Petition ID 2428: Down Below Bug
Submitted Thu, 02 Oct 2014 05:09:27 UTC by Charlotte Akitsu

Interesting problem. I died, was rescued by someone nice enough to do so. They died mid-rescue, I was sent to the Failboat while they stayed in the maze `iwith`i my body. I went back down, died `iagain`i, was rescued instantly somehow, and again ended up on the HMS Fail.

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Petition ID 3179: You have been rescued from Down Below! Or not.
Submitted Tue, 01 Sep 2015 21:07:20 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

Szara Kryik saved me from Down Below. On the page that says "You have been saved from Down Below!" and that has the "Head back up above" link, there was also a link "See full map". I clicked the latter. Then I was rescued/healed but still walking around on lvl 10. No "Head back up" link.

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Petition ID 3268: Duplicate bodies Down Below
Submitted Thu, 15 Oct 2015 18:37:17 UTC by Coffee Grindr Csodas

I am so sorry I do not have a URL for this. Or specific names.

Basically, this is what happened. I went Down Below and saw, on Level 4, two contestant bodies (Contestants A and B. I already 'knew' the Level 4 map - it hasn't changed for me for a couple of days of exploration. Neither of them appe... Expand 1167 characters


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Petition ID 615: When using One-shot teleporters, your location is not updated.
Submitted Tue, 27 Mar 2012 07:48:00 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

I'd like to say I like the new changes very much! (The "Looking around, you see about ten million billion people here." And the changes to the Council offices.) Anyhow, after using one-shot teleporters, my location does not change until I actually leave and reenter the outpost. (Or maybe chat, I f... Expand 120 characters


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Petition ID 1079: Places on the map
Submitted Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:50:23 UTC by Booty Hunter Hyde

While I was looking through the map trying to look up a few places, I noticed that some of the newer places weren't showing up when you click on them. I know of one place at 7,15 on the map that was recently put up, and I was looking to look at the description for it, but nothing never came up when ... Expand 139 characters


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Petition ID 3101: Map is punching me right in the badnavs
Submitted Mon, 27 Jul 2015 01:24:50 UTC by Transcendent Almighty Jon Titania

What: Whenever I try to access the world map from the travel menu I am sucked into an endless badnav that I cannot exit and this requires me to restart my computer to resolve, I'm not entirely sure what is causing it but I get locked onto the travel screen and I am unable to perform any actions ... Expand 774 characters


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Petition ID 641: Creator Bundle: claim stake in lodge bag is active. Misclicks will cause random unwanted claims.
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:15:52 UTC by Buddleia

I just bought a Creator Bundle. (Yay!) There's a Land Claim Stake in it. (Yay!)

The Land Claim Stake is still in my Lodge Bag - I have not transferred it (or anything else) to the backpack. (Yay!)

I haven't yet decided what I'm going to do with this stake, let alone where I want it to be. ... Expand 789 characters


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Petition ID 1033: Places: decoration previewer has some problems
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:28:02 UTC by Buddleia

When decorating a Room, a Page, or the Exterior description of a Place, there are several things which could be improved.

1. The box for naming the Room/Page/Place does not show a preview, so you cannot check how it will display.

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Petition ID 1265: Page location.
Submitted Sun, 30 Dec 2012 00:19:28 UTC by Booty Hunter Hyde

What: the option to choose where the page will show up in the master settings isn't there anymore.
How: just isn't there when ever I am messing with the pages to show/hide the link or room description.
Where: master settings.
When: um... not sure for how long. I have noticed it for awhile but alw... Expand 24 characters


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Petition ID 1393: Customized Teleportation Beacon
Submitted Fri, 08 Mar 2013 23:06:57 UTC by Robocat Theta

I bought a teleportation beacon for the new place I am building, The Twisted Maze, at location 16/36, and I customized it before leaving Improbable Central, naming it "Old hollow tree". I also added a description as to what people would see when they explored it. When I placed it in the entrance... Expand 619 characters


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Petition ID 1561: An abusable situation in the Scrapyard Market
Submitted Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:41:43 UTC by Wannabe-Bodhisattva Siva

I bought a partial match commentary command for 3 scrapyard points. Immediately, the buy price became 10, and the sell price, 7.

I know; 4 points profit, woop-dee.

Multiply that by how fast a person can click two hotkeys, one set to buy at three, one to sell at seven.

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Petition ID 1695: Contrivance: Drive Kills (more than x) will not accept zero as a parameter
Submitted Sat, 07 Sep 2013 04:58:26 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge

I was working on some programming involving a check to see if a character had at least 1 Drive Kill, and when attempting to use the Contrivance: Drive Kills (more than x) item, it refused to accept zero as a value to be greater than to pass. Every time I tried to submit the zero value, it would re... Expand 65 characters


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Petition ID 1900: "Kick Players" listings incomplete.
Submitted Sun, 26 Jan 2014 01:04:16 UTC by Transcendent Almighty Emperor of Improbability with Holy Cheese and a Side of Badass Fries Cake Ninja

The "Kick out Players" page for places you own appears to be limited to displaying only a certain number of players. Seems to be 21, including myself. I can tell, even at a quick glance, that's not all the players in my Place.[1] Noticed because I couldn't kick the non-entities out of the beds... Expand 918 characters


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Petition ID 2065: Place's doors are messed up
Submitted Sun, 27 Apr 2014 08:22:32 UTC by Chocobunny Sapphire Geminus

What: My Place has started duplicating doors (I can see them from the master settings) but I can't access them in the structural menu. At the same time, even though I have multiple doors and they're ALL set to shown, only those that show up in the Structural Menu actually show up in the Room.
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Petition ID 2103: Memory program works, but does not show changes in decoration text.
Submitted Wed, 28 May 2014 22:32:23 UTC by Natalie Portman?! Svedka

When I change memory values through program, debugging tells me it's working, but the page does not reload to show the updated memory reference in the room decoration. It does not update immediately like before, but requires another page load to show the change. I don't know when this changed, but I... Expand 268 characters


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Petition ID 652: Weightless Wood in Lodge Bag goes to Places when regular logs are given to a place.
Submitted Fri, 06 Apr 2012 04:00:32 UTC by Ghislane Zarina Dupuis

My weightless wood (WW) that I had tucked safely in my lodge bag wound up in my place inventory (place - 2 klicks south of PV, untitled, second plot) when I added regular logs to the Place Inventory.

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Petition ID 1419: Massive inventory causes nasty badnav: clearing navs doesn't help, only Moderator removing stuff.
Submitted Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:10:12 UTC by Buddleia

What: if your inventory is very very very full, you can get stuck in a Badnav if you try to view your Inventory.

How: have a huge amount of stuff in your inventory. Open your inventory. The tab absolutely refuses to load, and although refreshing several times changes the url to badnav.php, there ... Expand 1252 characters


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Petition ID 176: Strike body parts doesn't pop up for subsequent pack monsters
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:12:28 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

When I'm fighting a group of monsters that have the "Strike body parts" option, whenever I kill one of them the display defaults to the regular "hit the monster" with no "Strike body parts" display. It doesn't show up again until I do a regular hit.

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Petition ID 183: Mob monsters all dying at once with REPOSTE
Submitted Sat, 05 Nov 2011 07:50:06 UTC by Ashielf

WHAT: When fighting and coming against a Mob Monster who attacks first, The REPOSTE instantly kills ALL the mobs if it does enough damage to kill the first.

HOW: I'm using the Force Generator Armour and have a +750 to my defense. Whenever I first fight them, before I can even attack, and I do eno... Expand 695 characters


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Petition ID 200: Random flailing causes incorrect Guard Broken messages
Submitted Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:03:12 UTC by

I was fighting a Master of Disguise (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), and decided to try out the "Flail until something drops" option. It gave a list of a lot of rounds, and each one of them said the monster's guard had been broken and it couldn't attack or defend...but then it proceeded to attack ... Expand 111 characters


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Petition ID 257: Caroline the speed medic doesn't work right on the failboat
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:57:36 UTC by die fledermaus

She's healed my adrenaline above the maximum mark, (not that I mind) and the watcher wants to charge me -2 favour for an adrenaline shot (not that I mind that either) - which is probably not what was intended?

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Petition ID 426: Group fights and experience
Submitted Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:27:20 UTC by

Whenever I get in a fight against multiple opponents, it looks like the experience totals are ... heavily reduced. The most recent fight I had against a level 6 group opponent (a group of wild monkeys) gave 20 XP. Then an emu gave 65 after its defeat. The fighting was today, and I'd even watched ... Expand 82 characters


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Petition ID 444: Strong Attack with Broken Limbs
Submitted Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:23:45 UTC by Major General Umbitual

What: Jungle monsters power attack with broken limbs. Not positive that the attack is a power attack but the strong attack text appears on the round but no warning text appeared previously, I guessed at blocking and found that it was a broken limbs that was attacking every round. Happened for severa... Expand 188 characters


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Petition ID 512: Wanted: Stats on breaches
Submitted Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:13:59 UTC by die fledermaus

It would be nice if after (or even during!) a breach there were some record of what had gone on in the breach: List of people who had dived in, monsters killed by each (maybe just the top 10 hunters), total monsters spawned & killed, etc.

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Petition ID 671: Request for 'heal' link next to HP, except while in Places
Submitted Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:48:42 UTC by Armour Aelita

I feel it would save pageloads and inventory searching if we could access our Small and Large Medkits from the Vital Info bar to the right, instead of going through our Inventories.

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Petition ID 757: Feature request: Easier [over]clocking control
Submitted Mon, 04 Jun 2012 19:03:22 UTC by die fledermaus

When fighting titans or seeking the drive, or just
toughing it out without a weapon, we sometimes have
to overclock to 200-300 Volts. That's 20-30 clicks
right there. And if you get boated by the titan and
have to trek cross country to get back to it, you need
to clock back down to 0 so you d... Expand 251 characters


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Petition ID 856: Battle effects for more than 1 monster is wrong
Submitted Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:56:24 UTC by

What:

The problem is when fighting more than 1 monster than 1 time, any effects (glory points, loss of stamina (from blows), etc) are multiplied by the number of monsters in combat. Here is a sample, using glory points as an example.

Wild Horse's Hitpoints (Level 8): 26
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Petition ID 869: Certain pack monsters don't have their hitpoints divided
Submitted Sat, 21 Jul 2012 03:28:11 UTC by

With both British Bedstead Men and Ninjas, at least in the several encounters I have had with them, each member of the pack seems to have the full hitpoints appropriate to their level. For example, Level 13 Ninjas might have 130 HP each, for a total of 520 HP. Since other pack monsters seem to have ... Expand 221 characters


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Petition ID 1221: Running away on stilld does not give experience wheb done successfully
Submitted Sun, 02 Dec 2012 18:46:28 UTC by Booty Hunter Hyde

I know that part if the running away successful bug has been fixed but it seems like on in the jungle because while I am walking on the map and running from fights, most of them and most of the time successful and all, I still do not get experience from them.

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Petition ID 1237: In Group Fights, Win Text Displays for Each Monster in the Pack
Submitted Fri, 14 Dec 2012 05:48:02 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

WHAT: After winning (or presumably, losing) a group fight, the win text displays for each creature in the group. For example:

End of Round:
Midget from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
Midget from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
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Petition ID 1353: Chemical Pack is filled very quickly when fighting multiple monsters
Submitted Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:00:28 UTC by

This isn't so much a hindrance as it seems to be a game-breaker. When fighting multiple monsters (such as the 9-at-once Pyramids) just a few moments ago, I noticed that the meters for my Chemical Pack were filling at gratuitously high amounts, filling to full after just a couple of rounds when many... Expand 500 characters


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Petition ID 1493: Devouring tells no stam gain
Submitted Sun, 05 May 2013 19:21:27 UTC by Returning Contestant Outman

While as a zombie with the new cleaning the corpse and devour system, when you devour it just says what you eat and not what you gain in stamina like it did in the old system. improbableisland.com/forest.php?devourcarcass=true&creatureid=694&carcass=0&c=67-201647 is one I did for a bear strapped... Expand 29 characters


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Petition ID 1606: Request for eliminated 'stun' guesses to be shown for each combo portion
Submitted Fri, 05 Jul 2013 17:49:18 UTC by Armour Aelita

This would obviously be made moot if the player hits upon the correct target in their sequence.
Otherwise, guesses that aren't eliminated yet should show up with target icons next to them.
With so many monsters that don't tend to recur (or have similar names like the lions), it's difficult for a p... Expand 20 characters


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Petition ID 1655: Stun lock broken
Submitted Mon, 12 Aug 2013 03:04:47 UTC by Rider

I have been having problems with the stun lock. It will show up: press this this and this to make this dude dead and I'm totally game, but I press the first of those buttons and it goes into normal fighting more than half the time, no stun broken or stun extended just regular fight stats, ... Expand 120 characters


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Petition ID 1793: Giant Tattoo Mutant carcass cleaning
Submitted Mon, 18 Nov 2013 18:35:32 UTC by Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen

WHAT: A minor glitch, but the monster I fought right before the GTM was a Concerned Parent. When I fought and killed the GTM, the option for Clean The Carcass was Concerned Parent again.

HOW: I guess fight any monster and then the Giant Tattoo Mutant immediately after. Possibly only if you did no... Expand 182 characters


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Petition ID 2066: Monsters using strong attacks while guard supposedly broken
Submitted Sun, 27 Apr 2014 16:08:03 UTC by ibn Khaldun Kairon

In the past week, I've started seeing something puzzling in conbat. The game tells me that a monster's guard is broken, all its body parts show as green, I can see the combo moves written above the body parts-- but the monster's guard is not broken at all.
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Petition ID 2377: Spamming the Run Away Option
Submitted Sun, 14 Sep 2014 16:10:58 UTC by Aozora Phenopteryx

I and many other players just run away from the dojo masters nearly every time. For me, that's just pressing R anywhere from a dozen to a hundred times a new day, which is pointless as far as time and server load goes. I'd rather not avoid the outposts just because I don't want to be stuck in ... Expand 207 characters


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Petition ID 2425: Strong attacks while guard is broken.
Submitted Tue, 30 Sep 2014 10:32:49 UTC by

I recently Drive Killed, so I cannot find it again until I level some more.
While fighting a Canadian Mosquito (and it happens with some others which I will try to find) I broke its guard. All targets green, text says Guard Broken. I attack, and Canadian Mosquito does 50 or so damage because the te... Expand 153 characters


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Petition ID 2870: Shows exhaust buff when not exhausted
Submitted Mon, 27 Apr 2015 14:54:04 UTC by Transcendent Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Naldru

If you let stamina fall into amber region, message exhausted appears under buffs. However, if you increase stamina by using ration pack, eating at cafe, using stamina drink, etc., the exhausted buff message does not vanish. However, the stamina bar does show that you have moved into the green. I ... Expand 286 characters


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Petition ID 2874: 'Temporary' HP reduction? I think not!
Submitted Tue, 28 Apr 2015 12:59:06 UTC by Major General Daz

I'm not in Banter, so I'm not sure if others have expressed this problem, but I haven't seen it in the list so I'll just go ahead and put it up.

WHAT: 'Temporary' changes to HP (increases and decreases, though mostly the latter from what I've seen) are carrying through after DKs. I distinctly rem... Expand 1150 characters


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Petition ID 2959: Ferryman & Squat Fury
Submitted Mon, 08 Jun 2015 20:42:21 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

Losing hitpoints to the ferryman doesn't add to the squat fury bar. The ferryman just hit me for 32 points of damage, buy my squat fury bar was still at 0%. Is that how the game is supposed to work?

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Petition ID 2960: Stimpack doesn't stim when fighting multiple monsters.
Submitted Mon, 08 Jun 2015 20:57:18 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

My current implant is chempack. Activating the stimpack doesn't work properly when I fight multiple monsters. 'Stimpack x rounds left' decreases in the buff column, but my hitpoints don't increase. Effectively wasting a filled chempack.

I first noticed this last gameday, persists this gameday. Do... Expand 63 characters


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Petition ID 2989: Hit sequence for Dirty Chippy not working
Submitted Tue, 16 Jun 2015 19:10:53 UTC by Contestant Egwyn

Was fighting in the jungle outside of New Home. Fought Dirty Chippy and got fail boated because the hit sequence didn't register during the fight (http://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=fight&puzzlecombat_target=2&c=210-185820).

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Petition ID 3100: Death while stunned
Submitted Sun, 26 Jul 2015 22:40:49 UTC by

I was attacking the pebble and all its parts were broken and it was stunned (so it couldn't attack or defend) then it hit me for 16 points of damage and killed me. If it couldn't attack me then how could it kill me?

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Petition ID 3193: Self-filling Thermos is available in the fight menu
Submitted Sat, 12 Sep 2015 01:04:22 UTC by Crafty Joker Lain

The September memento is available to use as a fight weapon, even though it's meant to affect building stamina. It should also be a once-a-day item, but this allows for infinite uses, as it appears in the menu for every monster encounter. I'm not entirely sure if it does affect building stats when... Expand 88 characters


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Petition ID 3230: Multi-monsters die instantly
Submitted Sat, 03 Oct 2015 01:04:23 UTC by Extreme Badass Holydemonhero

This has happened a few times already. I'm rocking the MKII Force Generator and sometime monster die in the first round before I can act do to riposte damage. Sometimes when this is a multi-monster all of them die when the first one dies in this first round to do riposte damage. The win screen pops ... Expand 143 characters


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Petition ID 3251: Tesla Frame doesn't charge
Submitted Thu, 08 Oct 2015 00:35:11 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

I'm not even sure if this is a fault or a necessary consequence of my equipment. Here's what I'm using:

Armour: Lightning Suit
Weapon: Cat Launcher
Implant: Tesla Frame
Rank 7

After I bought the Cat Launcher, the Tesla Frame stopped charging and was stuck at 32/91 forever.

Likewise, when... Expand 181 characters


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Petition ID 4006: Chainsaw-Chuk Fail persists after selling the Chainsaw-Chuks
Submitted Sun, 02 Oct 2016 09:05:45 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

I bought the Chainsaw-Chuks and they worked as advertised. However, once I sold them the Chainsaw-Chuk Fail debuff did not disappear from my buffs lists, and it affected me every turn of every Jungle fight. This problem persisted through the usage of chronospheres and through using Favor to get off ... Expand 251 characters


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Petition ID 907: Titans do't take damage on the round in which they boat you.
Submitted Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:03:45 UTC by die fledermaus

Fight a titan. Get riposted onto the boat. Note the titan's health. Unboat. Get back to the titan, look at its health. It has magically recovered back to the health it had on the round _before_ it boated you.

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Petition ID 1172: Titan KO not registering
Submitted Wed, 14 Nov 2012 08:50:04 UTC by At the drop of a hat, lowkey

This has just happened with two Titans that I supposedly KO'ed.

In a given round of battle, I hit X to hit the Titan 10 times, and got the message that it was KO'ed.

On returning to the map, the Titan was still there...and when I clicked back on it, it was still active, with only a few less HP... Expand 363 characters


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Petition ID 1597: Did not receve Req from titan payout.
Submitted Wed, 03 Jul 2013 00:34:11 UTC by Of Foreign Sands Arken Feyl

Recently I went out and fought a load of titans but didn't defeat them due to them not being six hours old. When someone else K.Oed these titans I got a req payout of 0, there was one titan that I did do no damage to, but the rest I took down to below 1000 HP from around 1.3 million.

This is the ... Expand 148 characters


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Petition ID 2237: Titans not taking damage
Submitted Sat, 12 Jul 2014 23:36:49 UTC by Pythias

Hello! I recently started hunting Titans, and something is happening consistently: when I inflict damage and then run away, or I inflict damage and get KOed, when I go back to the same Titan it is as though the damage never happened.

Since it's been happening consistently, I think it would happen... Expand 462 characters


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Petition ID 2474: Titan Kill not registering/malfunctioning
Submitted Tue, 21 Oct 2014 05:23:18 UTC by Damn Dirty Elf Caelan

Player Kratargon found and attacked a Titan two clicks north and one west of CyberCity 404. Upon being defeated, he announced in the public chat that there was a Titan with only 600 HP left in that spot. I rushed and was first to the scene. I applied the use of one BANG grenade and it gave me a mess... Expand 537 characters


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Petition ID 3079: Titans don't care about your bits?
Submitted Sat, 18 Jul 2015 16:43:45 UTC by Creyn

I suppose this makes sense somewhat, but at the suggestion of a mod I'll put this up anyway - apparently the KittyMorph Nude Fighting debuff doesn't work against Titans? Is that how it's supposed to work?

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Petition ID 3155: Glory
Submitted Thu, 20 Aug 2015 15:02:23 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The whole 'Running from a fight causes glory to reset' doesn't seem to be working with Titans.

I'm assuming that was the whole point of the reset, so... that seems to be a rather large problem.

I haven't even tested running from a regular fight with glory to see if it resets, but it should be ... Expand 29 characters


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Petition ID 3423: double grave mark b
Submitted Mon, 07 Dec 2015 21:29:27 UTC by Seller of Hats, Town Crier

When using double grave marks and then b in banter it turns the entirety of banter, including player names and rollovers, bold permanently.

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Petition ID 211: Custom armour isn't showing when no armour is worn.
Submitted Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:11:51 UTC by

WHAT - Custom armour works normally when armour is being worn; however, the custom text is replaced by Nudity when armour is sold.

HOW - Buying and selling armour: custom armour seems to replace armour states but not Nudity.

WHERE - Not applicable.

WHEN - Started around 9:20 AM GMT 10-Nov-2... Expand 125 characters


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Petition ID 2116: Special Characters Not Displaying Right On Rollover
Submitted Mon, 02 Jun 2014 15:03:32 UTC by Unforgotten Kastril

WHAT: I recently changed the name of my weapon to one that has a special character, an ä. The weapon itself is called Zweihänder, and will either replace the special character with a diamond with a question mark in it, or replace "änd" with a box.
HOW: I think you could do it just be renaming a wea... Expand 335 characters


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Petition ID 3122: Weapon Naming issue
Submitted Wed, 12 Aug 2015 01:54:30 UTC by Drakon

When a weapon is set back to a blank name after a weapon disguise (or supporter points) are used on it to rename it, instead of going to the default weapon, the weapon becomes a blank-named weapon; the weapon line on the "Equipment Info" on the right side is blank and acts as if it is empty.
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Petition ID 348: Outside a house, I'm inside too.
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 06:46:26 UTC by Second Lieutenant DDR

WHAT: I exited a house, logged off, returned to the game a few days later, and logged on. I had exited to the world map, and when I logged on I was on the world map, but apparently I was also showing up as being inside the house!

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Petition ID 753: Character Search
Submitted Sun, 03 Jun 2012 22:08:04 UTC by Bastard Pirate Black Jacques Chirac

Character Search in List Contestants is really user-unfriendly. It searches every character, in titles as well as names, whether consecutive or not, so people with common names, such as "Bob," can be literally impossible to find. The search function is so dumb it doesn't even list the entries with... Expand 479 characters


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Petition ID 814: Clan halls: "custom talk line" doesn't work
Submitted Sat, 23 Jun 2012 23:05:04 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: In the clan halls, where you set your description and MoTD, there's a box for "Custom Talk Line (blank means "says" -- 15 chars max)". It doesn't actually affect my posting. It does it exactly as normal, like

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Petition ID 1050: Collapsible stats preferences reset after DK
Submitted Tue, 18 Sep 2012 05:50:09 UTC by Grand Master Badass Max Power

WHAT: While playing the game normally, the little +/- stats works fine: hit them once and they (dis)appear on that page load, hit them twice and they (dis)appear on every page load. However, when you DK, they get reset. All of them show and you have to click them twice again to get them to go away.
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Petition ID 1061: Jumbled Text due to Color Formatting?
Submitted Fri, 21 Sep 2012 07:38:30 UTC by Dawg

Names have become jumbled while in the Jungle. Not sure the url of the page will make sense, but perhaps it will from the land of Mod-dom. I posted a tinypic as well.

http://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=search&type=thrill&stam=thrill&c=269-083127

and a tinypic, different page, same p... Expand 101 characters


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Petition ID 1084: Newly Weds player list still doesn't show places by name
Submitted Sat, 29 Sep 2012 01:28:31 UTC by Revolver Trowa

Just like the title says. The Contestant List and Clan Members Online list both show the names and rooms of a place where a character is, but the Newly Weds list available in the Common Grounds does not.

http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=marriage&op=newlyweds&c=28-022141

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Petition ID 1185: Marriage Buff
Submitted Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:40:57 UTC by

1. It shows my spouse's equipment in between her title and name. 2.Not sure how. I just sorta noticed it when I was in the jungle. 3. On the list of buffs. (http://tinypic.com/r/2uxvbcn/6) 4. Not sure.

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Petition ID 1199: Animated Gambling Games in Inconvenient Places
Submitted Fri, 23 Nov 2012 00:20:01 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

WHAT: Now that Clatter and Mouse Racing are all fancy with their automatically-starting animations, they're placed inconveniently. You see, the magic moving pictures are below the flavor text, forcing the player to hurriedly scroll down as the page loads to see the action before it ends.

HOW/
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Petition ID 1218: Dan's drinks replace one another instead of stacking
Submitted Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:34:09 UTC by sage wanderer

My character purchased an Ale from The Prancing Spiderkitty in IC, then an expensive Gargleblaster. After six rounds of the Gargle, I know because I had 14 rounds left, I purchased another Ale, and lost all of my bonuses for the Gargle. It was basically gone. It did not even show up on my list of bu... Expand 121 characters


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Petition ID 1224: Distraction deletions not functioning.
Submitted Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:43:15 UTC by At the drop of a hat, lowkey

For the past half day or so, whenever I attempt to delete a distraction while viewing it, I am returned to my inbox and the distraction is not deleted. Deletion by means of selecting one or more distractions in the inbox, then clicking the delete button at bottom, still functions properly.

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Petition ID 1299: All Hunter's Lodge menu/nav items show up twice
Submitted Thu, 17 Jan 2013 06:37:00 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: In the Hunter's Lodge, the whole menu of buyable items appears twice, as one very long list.
HOW: Access the Hunter's Lodge. It persists even after exiting to the Outpost and coming back.
WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=iitems_hunterslodge&op=start&c=488-0... Expand 60 characters


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Petition ID 1337: "Sent" Distractions do not expire
Submitted Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:19:46 UTC by Revolver Trowa

What: Distractions in the Sent Items window have not expired, whereas Distractions in the Inbox self-delete after 30 days.

How: Send distractions, check Sent Box, item will never expire.

Where: http://www.improbableisland.com/mail.php?sent=true

When: Since the Sent box was created summer 20... Expand 183 characters


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Petition ID 1363: Items remaining limit in skillet wrong
Submitted Sat, 23 Feb 2013 09:34:45 UTC by

when I leave the 0 in front of the amount of meat I want in the skillet, it gives me an incorrect amount of room available. For example:
018 Tasty meat
010 crap meat
05 half-decent meat

You have room for 26 more items.
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Petition ID 1482: Nausea bar is always empty
Submitted Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:25:40 UTC by Improbable General Kalumniatoris

Nausea bar has negative width value in code what cause problem that bar always seem to be empty (page can't display negative filled bar e.g.
I actually have about -56 points in that (I really shouldn't eat that last thing ;) ) and my nausea bar is all black.
Removing symbol '-' will result in c... Expand 26 characters


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Petition ID 1551: Some klicks on the large map need cleaning!
Submitted Tue, 04 Jun 2013 12:02:04 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

The graphics for 3, 18 southwest of the map and the few water squares around it look wrong. Maybe CMJ can take a look at it?

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Petition ID 1552: alternative way to donate
Submitted Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:51:43 UTC by

i'd like to donate. but even for ii i won't start to use paypal. how about a "conservative" alternative like bank transfer? i won't even care too much if i won't get supporter points then since my goal is not to cause extra work. sure a minority problem but maybe the minority still pays?

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Petition ID 1623: Auto-Update can't handle curly quotes
Submitted Fri, 19 Jul 2013 22:43:21 UTC by Junebug

Compare these two comments:
[02h04m]! X│ Ezra’s grin twists. His palm slaps against the brick wall, steadies as much as it supports. The joker slips away and down the alley, heads north to the dusk-ridden streets of Clearfield District.

[02h03m]! X│ Ezra�s grin twists. His pal... Expand 504 characters


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Petition ID 1680: Chatcol issue in Place Pages
Submitted Thu, 29 Aug 2013 03:27:06 UTC by Monster Face! Carlynne

In my Place, Port Foley (6,7) there is an error in the chatcol identifying code (#) in the pages that start with "Talk to Kelcy" and all subsequent click throughs. In the Master Settings view of these pages, the (#) codes all show up as my designated chatcol color, in actual use, however, they show ... Expand 127 characters


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Petition ID 1748: Rookie message "You're starting to run low on stamina" contains broken link
Submitted Tue, 15 Oct 2013 22:32:32 UTC by

What: When running low on stamina for the first time, a blue rookie message is displayed (I got it after returning from the FailBoat). It contains a hyperlink that shows as HTML.
Message in question:
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Petition ID 1750: Cobblestone Cottage and Windows 8
Submitted Tue, 22 Oct 2013 01:47:40 UTC by Civilian Ethe

I'm a supporter of the World Community Grid and before I replaced my computer tower everything worked fine between me, WCG and team Improbable Island's Distributed Supercomputer.

After getting settled with the new pc system, I wasted no time downloading all the stuff I needed to help the Impossi... Expand 470 characters


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Petition ID 1779: Southern Island imagery is drawn incorrectly
Submitted Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:26:12 UTC by Armour Aelita

Squares (10, 3), (14, 3), and (17, 3) are visually dominated by sand. They are all River. Squares (11, 3), and (15, 3) are visually dominated by shallow water. They are all Desert. Square (15, 4) is apparently a desert but is listed as a plain. (16, 4) reverses the situation.

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Petition ID 1797: Dice Issues
Submitted Fri, 22 Nov 2013 00:56:30 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

The new dice roll (which is cool and fun) has a few issues I know of. Italics and colors added in make it act like no numbers were added while when putting in just two numbers get you a silly answer with putting in just one or three gives you actual results. I can put in '/roll `0l6' and '/roll 3 6... Expand 210 characters


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Petition ID 1805: Auto-Update does not recognize £ sign
Submitted Mon, 25 Nov 2013 02:19:39 UTC by Fully synched Sessine

[12m44s]! X│The Cook Cora says "I mean yeah, it would be around I say £20-£25. But eh. Its Island stuff. I will still get it. Probably."

This appears correctly on back pages of chat, or when Auto-Update is disabled. It is replaced by the browser's 'unrecognizable character' symbol when it's... Expand 181 characters


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Petition ID 1816: URLs cropped by %20 (space in URLs)
Submitted Thu, 28 Nov 2013 05:41:19 UTC by Sachiel "Fawn" Raihan

The % mark in URLs containing space (%20) breaks the URL (probably goes for other % codes). Pasting things from i.e. Wikipedia (often contains spaces and other stuff like paranthesis) will lead to wrong page. Also, pasting URLs containing & will cut it short at that point, hiding more exact path fro... Expand 117 characters


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Petition ID 1819: Glitch in URL feature
Submitted Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:43:11 UTC by Junebug

From the grotto right now:
[11m58s]! X│Junebug tests: tinyurl.com/newbwiki
[07m32s]! X│Junebug tests: tinyurl.com/newbwiki
[02m55s]! X│Junebug says "I can't reproduce it, but AutoUpdate and the new url feature just had a fight in L4, producing a weird mess. SELECT * FROM free_ch... Expand 2054 characters


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Petition ID 1903: Using "&" colour code in mouseovers breaks them - Unicode issue?
Submitted Tue, 28 Jan 2014 15:42:51 UTC by a stray cat

Using apostrophes instead of grave accents to explain what I mean, here: the mouseover description

" 'jSmall, skittish, shy.'n'n'TBrownish 'qt'6a'jb'Tb'qy 'Tfur.'j'n'nA cat, not a Contestant.'0 "

Which should render as
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Small, skittish, shy.



Brownish tabby fur.



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Petition ID 1912: Enquirer Gallery of Shame BUG
Submitted Tue, 04 Feb 2014 20:16:14 UTC by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

1. Recently someone posted a picture 9 times in the Gallery of Shame, possibly because there is still no notification or other indication that it actually worked.

2. In Addition there is still some css (?) bug making the text under the thubsized pics look like this:
{!if lang_subalbums} {!if lan... Expand 424 characters


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Petition ID 1996: Nausea not properly reset by DK triggered NewDay
Submitted Mon, 10 Mar 2014 13:49:58 UTC by Prime Badass Will Morris

In an effort to get that last bit of experience to reach level 15 and DK, I ate too much and was sick. Despite the nausea, I successfully faced and defeated the drive.

Now, on the first day of my new run, I am unable to eat in restaurants. I have a fully black nausea bar and no food options in th... Expand 407 characters


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Petition ID 2121: Non-random or poorly random roll
Submitted Wed, 04 Jun 2014 02:04:29 UTC by K-01 Tahvohck

WHAT:
The algorithm for /roll seems to be very poor. Appearance is that it's locked to server time, or something similar: rolls done in short succession end up with similar numbers. Also, there's a general feeling of non-even distribution: it seems about one 10+ for ever 2-3 10-. /roll 10000 20 ret... Expand 597 characters


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Petition ID 2156: Failboat sidebar
Submitted Sat, 14 Jun 2014 04:03:23 UTC by Albino Mango

Not sure if it's a problem really more than me being lazy but the sidebar to the right, depicting recent/relevant actions, game time, vitals, etc., is closable if you click the minus button twice. This structure resets after you dk, which is fine and you have to collapse them again. However, the fai... Expand 212 characters


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Petition ID 2164: You're not my mom! - New Failboat mechanic, old Failboat text
Submitted Tue, 17 Jun 2014 16:14:27 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Failing a Cage Fight still gives you the old text of `$the Watcher`& saving your hide and telling you you're not allowed any more Cage Fights. Being able to enter a cage with 0 Adrenaline is also a problem.

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Petition ID 2233: It isn't a New Day
Submitted Sat, 12 Jul 2014 14:43:16 UTC by Milta

When I open the page to start playing Improbable Island, sometimes it takes a few clicks before it realizes that it should be a New Day for my character. Today I accidentally smoked a cigarette before it was a New Day, which was my last action before the New Day began. It was NOT a case of the New D... Expand 396 characters


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Petition ID 2304: The chat and page disappears
Submitted Sat, 16 Aug 2014 04:09:56 UTC by Sunny little Luna

I will regularly have chat disappear when I'm trying to input things in my Explorer. And I know explorer sucks, and only seems to happen for it.

http://puu.sh/aUtDt/14311bef49.jpg

As you see, when you click to input and the mouse shifts even a little bit, everything from the room's name, descr... Expand 283 characters


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Petition ID 2328: Suggestion: Eboy's: move Smile Drops down the list so that we can see grenades etc without scrolling
Submitted Fri, 29 Aug 2014 17:30:37 UTC by Buddleia

What:
Smile Drops are (at the moment) really expensive and thus probably not the first or commonest thing that many people will be buying or selling. (I'm hazarding a guess that they're aimed at the older players with lots of HP, rather than at the newer players who haven't done too much Gauntlet ... Expand 690 characters


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Petition ID 2408: Kissing Booth Smoochin' Errybody
Submitted Thu, 25 Sep 2014 17:14:36 UTC by Albino Mango

I was thinking it'd be nice to opt in for both genders or your own gender for kissing booth. I heard there are some pretty sweet ladies at the kissing booth.

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Petition ID 2653: Color code not showing up properly in Customize Character
Submitted Fri, 16 Jan 2015 05:49:37 UTC by Just Werns

At first I thought this was a problem with my monitor, but now it's clearly not. When using the `# color code in roll overs, titles, and whatnot, it always shows up as the wrong color. Before it used to be similar to `L, but now it's showing up as `Q for me. It gets fixed on the act... Expand 108 characters


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Petition ID 2995: Island-wide Prices disappear from eBoys
Submitted Fri, 19 Jun 2015 11:51:27 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

At eBoys, when you pay a ciggie to reveal island-wide prices, then use the chatbox, the whole page reloads and the island-wide prices disappear. Wasted cigarette, quite annoying! Can you do smth about it, maybe disable the chatbox in the Shady Trading page?

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Petition ID 3021: Lowering rank was more straightforward than I expected
Submitted Sun, 28 Jun 2015 19:43:07 UTC by

In curiosity of seeing how the process of lowering rank worked, I ended up actually lowering my rank (go figure). I was expecting a confirmation page at least, so petition for one! Also, moving me back to rank 7 would be much appreciated due to this silly mistake. Thank you.

http://improbableisla... Expand 60 characters


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Petition ID 3110: Clan Halls - Buff Issues & Zero Member Cap costs
Submitted Mon, 03 Aug 2015 17:58:21 UTC by Major General Daz

WHAT - Just founded a clan and poured loads of cigarettes into the Clan Buffs, but the option for activating and upgrading the Regen buff is missing. Also apparently there's no cost for increasing the member cap of the clan? Added two slots at no extra cost.
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Petition ID 3273: Links in Clan Member List do not open a new tab
Submitted Fri, 16 Oct 2015 18:06:55 UTC by Ride the Lightning Rowa

Simple one here: Clicking on the name of my clan's members under the "View Membership" page does not open a new tab or window as it does in the "List Contestants" screen (list.php).

Here: http://www.improbableisland.com/clan.php?op=membership&c=37-180145

It's been around for awhile, I just fin... Expand 110 characters


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Petition ID 3360: My Candy Buffs Nooo
Submitted Sun, 15 Nov 2015 11:12:53 UTC by Sneaky Sash

This problem is about losing Halloween Candy buffs when sent to the Failboat.

I tested several cases of this. In every case I start out with some candy buffs and a terrible headache on the Failboat.

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Petition ID 207: NewDay message is not affected by any changes from Tynan's Gym on health.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:11:59 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

As shown in http://puu.sh/8olP , it says that my "Hitpoints have been restored to 1057", while the right side panel shows that they are far, far less than that, as an effect of training at Tynan's gym.

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Petition ID 240: Distractions give a misleading message
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:32:51 UTC by Junebug

When you are logged in and send a distraction, quite often you see the following:

Your message was sent!
Mail BoxYou are not logged in, this may be because your session timed out.

http://www.improbableisland.com/mail.php?op=send

I'm not sure if it always happens, but I certainly see it
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Petition ID 251: Dead but walking on the map.
Submitted Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:22:33 UTC by

WHAT: Players with 0 hitpoints won't get send to the failboat until they enter town.

HOW: If you're fighting in a breached outpost (or against a Titan) and you win the battle by a mutual KO, the game considers you dead but doesn't bring you to the failboat. You can walk clear across the map and w... Expand 389 characters


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Petition ID 254: Formatting: Cryptic Questions Joker
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:03:52 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
1. On the screen where you meet him, it is all in black. He does not talk in the usual monster's dark magenta, and you do not talk in your set talkcol.

2. If you opt to do the riddle, he talks in
green.

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Petition ID 298: Dojo masters are prejudiced against robots!
Submitted Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:04:50 UTC by die fledermaus

They heal you up for a fight, but they don't cool you down, so if you just walked in after a long fight, you tend to burn up. This may or may not be intentional, but I thought I'd mention it.

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Petition ID 314: Figured out the encoding SNAFU in chat/banter/etc
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:13:54 UTC by die fledermaus

The page encoding is set to iso-8859-1, so user agents will squash any submitted characters outside that charset into &#XXXX; codes before submittig them, and any characters outside that range that are displayed will get mangled too.

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Petition ID 389: Memento displays incorrect characters
Submitted Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:02:27 UTC by Armour Aelita

My memento displays `Úrkness instead of darkness. I had messed up a character limit and even removed the /'s from the use text, but appear to have missed the strange U character (or it appeared after the Memento was created). It did not affect the other use of light purple a few characters l... Expand 14 characters


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Petition ID 398: Glory Points not added to total on double KO
Submitted Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:17:20 UTC by Crafty Joker Lain

WHAT: When fighting monsters, if the end result is a double KO (your character retains one HP and is not sent to the Failboat), the standard message awarding Glory Points appears ("You've earned X Glory Points this round!") but they are not added to the daily total.
HOW: Use a Lightning Suit and a... Expand 447 characters


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Petition ID 403: Drastic Charm Change
Submitted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:45:37 UTC by Lieutenant Merovance

what: Charm changed from >= 153 to 0 How: Fine while Joker, zip after DK and with Midget where: Sheila's shack O shiny...checking chainsaw price when CST 9:45am Jan 3, 2012

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Petition ID 425: Carcass Cleaning flavor text does not cater for Robots.
Submitted Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:59:06 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

As soon as a Robot decides to clean carcasses. Say, to sell them and earn a bit of money, or give them to friends who will surely view them as a great boon and favor, the flavor text would specify that you get hungry from cleaning the carcass:
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Petition ID 437: Improbable Adaptive Armor does not work at all.
Submitted Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:13:37 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

The Improbable Adaptive Armor, at improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=mysticalshop&op=shop&what=preview&id=129, says that "For 200 rounds a day, this suit of extremely strange and highly Improbable armour will actually heal your wounds in proportion to how hard you hit your enemy. Nobody knows... Expand 283 characters


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Petition ID 451: No experience from level 17 monsters in a breach.
Submitted Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:40:20 UTC by Just Jenny

When fighting in a breach, I've found that when I fight monsters that are level 17, (The times I've noticed) I don't get any experience from killing them. The kill text from the last one:
End of Round:
Something Dangerous, Elite, Malignant, Malevolent's Hitpoints (Level 17): DEFEATED
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Petition ID 480: Took it on the chin (and lost stamina) without being hit
Submitted Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:13:23 UTC by die fledermaus

While fighting the last monster in a pack:

Your perfect timing really makes a difference!
You execute a MEGA power move!!!
You hit Fanboy for 224 points of damage!
You earn 10,568 Glory Points this round!
The force of the blow sends you reeling, and knocks 2910 Stamina points out of you!

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Petition ID 522: Bold bleeding through from Place description
Submitted Sun, 19 Feb 2012 18:11:53 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: At 9,31 (1 NW of AceHigh) the last line of the second house (Lunatick's Asylum) is bold. Presumably it doesn't have a closing bold tag, because below the box of Places, there's a line about a Titan which is messed up; and below the mini-map and compass the chat is all bold too.

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Petition ID 566: UV booth at the Glass and mirror
Submitted Thu, 08 Mar 2012 21:47:38 UTC by

I've noticed that using the UV booth will remove your heat level, which is great, but there is a big problem.

I find that after using the UV booth when I have a high heat load the very next round of combat I enter will display heat damage (something has gone horribly wrong etc..) despite my heat ... Expand 756 characters


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Petition ID 594: If a clan applicant withdraws their application, it makes the first Distraction vanish.
Submitted Wed, 21 Mar 2012 01:47:21 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: According to my emails, someone applied to join my clan.
According to my Distractions, this never happened.

Should that have happened? Shouldn't there have been a new one to say "X has withdrawn their application", like you get when someone resigns their membership, rather than removing th... Expand 550 characters


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Petition ID 623: whoomph grenade teleported its effect to my next victim
Submitted Thu, 29 Mar 2012 19:56:50 UTC by die fledermaus

So... I was fighting a titan, and I'd thrown a grenade at
it. It caught fire, and kept burning. So far, so good.

Then I ran out of ammo, and hoofed it back to New Pitts.
I re-stocked, swearing a bit after I sold my l-suit by
mistake, banked the req, and hit the jungles... to see this:

Mali... Expand 385 characters


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Petition ID 642: Petitions system: something wrong with the italics display
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:22:37 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If the person writing a Petition uses italics, then when you read it in the Known Bugs list, it looks as if they forgot to use a closing-italic sign. The whole of the rest of the description is italicised.

Example: petition 641.

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Petition ID 658: No buffs/effects from equipment any more.
Submitted Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:08:15 UTC by die fledermaus

For a couple of gamedays now I've had no buffs/attacks
from my Debris Launcher or Lightning Suit.

They're listed as my weapon and armour, but there are no
buffs, and they don't work - the launcher doesn't do
anything to monsters, the suit doesn't have its damage-shield attack. I thought this w... Expand 263 characters


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Petition ID 660: Creator Bundle: iitems may be weightless in Lodge bag, but some are active anyway. Re 652 and 641.
Submitted Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:59:16 UTC by Buddleia

Once you have opened your Creator Bundle, the items go into your Lodge bag. They are apparently supposed to stay there safely until you move them to your backpack. But not all of them do.

All of these might be intended behaviour, so that people can start building/programming without having to k... Expand 2565 characters


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Petition ID 661: Weightless Logs
Submitted Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:37:21 UTC by A Completely Insane Lunatick

Apparently when you donate logs, the kind that you actually cut from the jungle, it moves ALL logs. This is what happened to me, I put one set of Creator Bundle logs in one of my Places. I then opened another couple of Bundles and was holding on to them. I then went and logged a bit and donated thos... Expand 143 characters


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Petition ID 663: Vanishing marriage rings
Submitted Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:15:29 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

I've bought a wedding ring a few weeks ago. Actually, a year ago, i've also bought one. Both seem to have vanished when I returned to the chapel; I must buy another.

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Petition ID 665: Double bed bonus.
Submitted Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:49:02 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

Alexander Quandle doesn't always seem to get a double bed bonus from sleeping with his wife. I've noticed that my stam seemed lower than expected on a few occasions now, but I thought that that was just because there are so many other things affecting how much stam you start your day with, that I ju... Expand 958 characters


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Petition ID 668: GLOBAL memory units don't work properly
Submitted Sat, 14 Apr 2012 09:35:09 UTC by Swede

The value in the unit seems to reset itself?

I made a program which works perfectly for my character, but once I put GLOBAL: in front of the memory unit it stops working. Removing GLOBAL: and the program works again.

Debugging:

Running program ID 301, 'Rifle present'
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Petition ID 687: New days not getting saved
Submitted Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:47:09 UTC by Confused Virgil

My crono spheres are not saving my new days, I think it is when I just close my browser but when if I log back into the outpost then quit to fields without triggering the new day by say walking into the bank or something then when I relog it gives me a new day but my cronospheres have not saved up t... Expand 76 characters


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Petition ID 697: Double Sign-Ups with Rally possible if already in one.
Submitted Sat, 05 May 2012 17:07:09 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

While I was in an active Hundred Point Rally, I tried reserving a spot in the next game ahead of time. That got accepted, and the fee was paid. Unfortunately, it didn't take after I had finished the rally, and the next one was set to begin without me. I had to pay the fee twice to ensure a spot.

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Petition ID 717: 100-Point Rally: have to hit all Unsequenced points before Sequenced #50.
Submitted Thu, 17 May 2012 02:38:17 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: It appears that you need to have hit all of the Unsequenced Points before the Rally will acknowledge that you have hit Sequenced Point 50.

HOW:
I've hit 49 Unsequenced Points, and 49 Sequenced points.

Moving onto Sequenced Point 50:

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Petition ID 722: +1 kit from shady dealer removes k'morph buff buff
Submitted Fri, 18 May 2012 12:38:51 UTC by die fledermaus

"Wearing" the Nudity +1 seemed to remove the k'morph nudity buff. Presumably this is because the +1 is not considered "no armour" - not sure if this should be considered a bug or not but I thought I'd report it, just in case.

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Petition ID 768: When doing build jobs, flavour text displays in strange order.
Submitted Sat, 09 Jun 2012 23:27:39 UTC by Buddleia

When I do a construction activity (masonry, carpentry, decorating) and complete the job, this is the flavour text that I see:

You set your Backpack and Bandolier aside, grab your tools and get to work.
The warmth from your Builder's Brew makes the stone feel light as a feather!
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Petition ID 770: Reappearance of " ` Watcher " - DK screen - petition 287 is back
Submitted Sun, 10 Jun 2012 23:07:36 UTC by Buddleia

I've just killed the Drive. On the screen where you chose your race, what should be " The Watcher " has turned into " ` Watcher ", again/still. So there's a " $The " missing, like in petition 287 - but in just one place:

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Petition ID 786: Spiderkitty Launcher Fail
Submitted Fri, 15 Jun 2012 21:54:23 UTC by Queen of Hearts AliceHeart

I am uncertain if this is intentional or an actual bug, so I am putting it under a Private Petition.

WHAT: So I decided to try out a Spiderkitty Launcher and found out that the Spiderkitty Launcher Fail debuff is a little strange. In short, during the first NewDay when you purchase the weapon, th... Expand 581 characters


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Petition ID 789: Some sorta issue with the shotgun damage.
Submitted Sat, 16 Jun 2012 10:43:45 UTC by Badass Flaze

What: When using a shotgun, the use text appears as follows (The fight was against a Meter Maid, so...): You shoot your shotgun at Meter Maid causing {damage} damage!
How: Buy shotgun, use in a fight against a monster.
Where: Jungle and Travel encounters, presumably.
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Petition ID 946: New food system: pan-capacity counter display is sometimes wrong.
Submitted Sat, 18 Aug 2012 23:00:36 UTC by Buddleia

I have the default cooking pan, which has room for 10 items.

Putting in 10 bits of Half-Decent meat, the counter says I have room for 2 more items.

Put in 12, it says 0 more.

Try to cook 12, it says I can't do that.

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Petition ID 1021: Equipment in Sheila's Shack O' Shiny Keeps Talking about "Turns".
Submitted Sat, 08 Sep 2012 18:43:20 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

WHAT: The descriptions of Sheila's equipment occasionally reference "turns", despite there being no such thing anymore. For instance, the description of the Lead Pipe reads: "Sacrifice a turn in exchange for not paying so much? I guess?"

HOW: Go to Sheila's Shack O' Shiny and click on any w... Expand 186 characters


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Petition ID 1042: Rate a Monster you haven't fought
Submitted Sat, 15 Sep 2012 22:46:04 UTC by Brigadier Proginoskes

If you go into the Jungle just after defeating your Dojo Master, you'll see the "Rate a Monster" blurb.


Now, it would be neat if this let us rate the Masters, but that's not happening. Instead, we get to rate a monster that we haven't just fought: after defeating Kouska, I was offered the opportu... Expand 316 characters


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Petition ID 1072: Targeted fighting freezes after unstun
Submitted Mon, 24 Sep 2012 05:33:18 UTC by Captain Red Hatter

WHAT In targeted fighting after stunning a monster then hitting the wrong arm so it unstuns, the system freezes. After that point nothing changes colors (go from unguarded to guarded or visa versa) no matter what you hit.

HOW Stun a monster then hit the wrong stun sequence.

WHERE forest.php

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Petition ID 1193: Food at Braaains missing
Submitted Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:32:38 UTC by

I was just in Braaains and although I see a full menu, there is nothing for sale in the left option column. The only choice is to leave. Yes, I have money.

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Petition ID 1213: Armour code not working in the bios
Submitted Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:37:44 UTC by Minion

What: the `&a does not show up when in use in the extended bio of a character.
How: put the code in your extended bio section of your bio and save then look at your bio page.
Where: preferences and bio.
When: not sure.

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Petition ID 1240: Jill doesn't heal after running away from a fight
Submitted Sat, 15 Dec 2012 06:52:56 UTC by

WHAT: On the level 2 quest with Jill as a companion, Jill completely heals herself at the Hospital immediately after you win a fight, but not after you run away from one. This seems inconsistent so I'm assuming it's not intentional.
WHERE: In the jungle (after a fight)
HOW: Go to the jungle, look... Expand 185 characters


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Petition ID 1264: Equip not showing on right sidebar
Submitted Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:12:30 UTC by Oscar Charles

I had this happen with a helmet earlier - I had the effects but it wasn't showing in the right sidebar. The helmet seems to be gone (must have lost it in a DK) but now I'm having the same problem with gloves. I just bought them, but nothing in the equipment list on the right-hand side.

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Petition ID 1291: Jill quest activating for non-rookie characters who have already done it
Submitted Tue, 15 Jan 2013 07:58:43 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: Jill talked to me when I tried to enter NewHome and offered me coffee (that is, initiated her quest). I've done 21 DKs and have already completed the Jill quest in full, as far as I remember. I accepted, fought with her, and she bought her equipment and left.
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Petition ID 1298: Bold bleeding through to nav when you access the graphical World Map
Submitted Thu, 17 Jan 2013 06:07:01 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: When clicking the World Map (the paid item from the Comms Tent) from the World Map, navs from my Skull-Mounted Laser down are bolded, including Places and Inventory.
HOW: Access the World Map item.
WHERE: Every map square.
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Petition ID 1316: Threat Level Req Modifier Not Working?
Submitted Fri, 25 Jan 2013 17:53:01 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

I'm not so sure that the bonus req for high threat levels is actually working..

Why?

I was hunting suicidally in NP, it started out at Interesting Times. I was getting about 10k req per 49 fights, gradually increasing as threat lowered to 12k req at Minor activity. I've been fighting in batche... Expand 327 characters


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Petition ID 1318: Running From Mighty Magpie Results in Something Improbable
Submitted Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:03:48 UTC by Wolf Aspect's Shadow Of Clue

Simple as that, get attacked by the Magpie, I hit run, and the next page is a big ol Something Improbable with nothing else on it.

I did not notice a change to my xp, but I wasn't looked at it either. HP seems the same as well.

I assume it can be reproduced, and will try to do so, but given th... Expand 71 characters


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Petition ID 1329: 100-Pack of Cookies showing as -1 left
Submitted Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:48:15 UTC by Augmented Trex

`~WHAT: The 100-pack of Cookies in the Hunter's Lodge shows as having -1 left, pretty sure that shouldn't have been possible.. HOW: Head into the Hunter's Lodge WHERE: The Hunter's Lodge WHEN: First noticed today 31/1/2013

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Petition ID 1355: Overweight buff not showing
Submitted Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:23:18 UTC by Booty Hunter Hyde

What: Since the new updates for the Zombie Donkey came out and were first hit, the overweight backpack buff disappeared with the clattering nightmare buff there. (Confused the hell out of me when it stopped showing up but was still getting hit with the cost).
How: The buff seems to override the sho... Expand 174 characters


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Petition ID 1378: Control Keys not Giving Access to Front Door Lock
Submitted Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:35:55 UTC by

In the very description of a control key, I see this -

Control Key (12 Cigarettes): This key allows a player to access the Master Settings Menu - that's where you turn chat on and off for each Room, fiddle with settings for Pages,
lock the entire Place, and so on. They can also lock and un... Expand 302 characters


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Petition ID 1399: Memento attributes no longer display in bio if the Memento itself is not displayed.
Submitted Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:56:01 UTC by Buddleia

What: all the Attributes from Mementos you've been given used to show up in your Character Biography, last time I was changing things around. Now, the Attributes only show if the Memento itself is on display.

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Petition ID 1479: Improbability bomb has no effect
Submitted Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:22:36 UTC by Constance

I've noticed this a few times using ibombs recently. The text says the bomb has been used, I lose it from my bandolier... but no effect.
Here's the text from a recent fight:

Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level 6): DEFEATED
Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level 6): DEFEATED
*Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level ... Expand 3348 characters


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Petition ID 1486: Third mission with rohit (How to be Human) don't leave advices in notebook.
Submitted Thu, 02 May 2013 20:28:28 UTC by Improbable General Kalumniatoris

According to information in notebook
"Rohit the Robot's introduction!
If you have a Story Pass for this story from the Hunter's Lodge, you can see all seven potential peices of advice.
If not,
you can see the advice you received."
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Petition ID 1487: Multiple monsters while traveling
Submitted Fri, 03 May 2013 00:25:57 UTC by Sum1 buyed custom titl 4 Furo

When Traveling (and only when Traveling) and I encounter multiple monsters, there is no fight- I just win. There's no fighting of each one as happens in the Jungle. This started happening in the last week and it's been very consistent for me (once I noticed). Solo monsters, it's a fight with multipl... Expand 2309 characters


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Petition ID 1492: "passwords do not match" when changing stuff in Preferences
Submitted Sun, 05 May 2013 12:36:36 UTC by

Hi! When you're changing stuff and saving stuff in the Preferences menu, the phrase "Your passwords do not match." always appears, even if you aren't in the first tab. The settings are still saved, though. So it's not really a bug, but still, thought you'd like to know.

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Petition ID 1534: Room names made in bold to start with are inaccecable when making some jobs.
Submitted Thu, 30 May 2013 19:04:14 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

I was working on a place of mine and setting up jobs for it and many of the rooms I did I just put in the name of it so I can do the doors first, which works fine, and had some with bold lettering at the start of it, but when I go back in to put in descriptions, slots and pages, It is no longer a li... Expand 113 characters


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Petition ID 1538: Secondary options not available in when viewing the world Map.
Submitted Fri, 31 May 2013 02:51:52 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

What: If there is anything on the ground (herbs, supply crates, ect...) the option to pick them up disappears when you look at the world map (which is gorgeous now, by the way!). You also cannot enter residences, or clean corpses. You can get the option back by traveling and coming back, or by view... Expand 263 characters


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Petition ID 1580: Sold my mount, but flavour text says I still have it
Submitted Thu, 20 Jun 2013 20:19:10 UTC by

I reached the stage in the Saga of Budget Horse that gives me his grandchildren. Noticing that they don't seem to work very well in dense jungle, I sold them off in Kittania and went on my way. But a couple of klicks north of Kit, the flavour text for the Grandchildren reappeared, and it looks like ... Expand 200 characters


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Petition ID 1592: Lack of stamina use on map travel.
Submitted Fri, 28 Jun 2013 21:24:05 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

If you're travelling on the map and run into a beastie, then you don't use up any stamina for that travel turn.
You don't seem to get any experience in travelling either, it certainly doesn't show up in any way on the screen.

I first noticed this about a week ago and have been checking since. Tu... Expand 142 characters


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Petition ID 1612: Superchrono Exp
Submitted Sun, 07 Jul 2013 19:46:17 UTC by Entertaining Kaylie

I was travelling the ocean to level up my experience after accidentally cracking a superchrono and it kept saying +0XP. It said that no matter the terrain a traveled as well.

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Petition ID 1664: Pressing pageup uses a cigarette
Submitted Wed, 21 Aug 2013 09:47:14 UTC by Lance Corporal alphamule

In the cyber city, main area (intown). It's supposed to be ! key. Already accidentally used 3 cigarettes. Opera browser

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Petition ID 1682: Incorrect italics in memento forging
Submitted Sat, 31 Aug 2013 08:52:36 UTC by Rider

Whenever you add italics to a new memento, lately, the italics will skip the word you intended to italicize and instead, italicize every single word after it. You can check a few mementos for a reference to what I mean, it's been going on a while and isn't just mine.

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Petition ID 1715: Problem with color coding in customized furniture
Submitted Fri, 20 Sep 2013 16:35:23 UTC by Rider

Whenever you create a color coded piece of customize furniture (two people tested this) it removes the gravemarkers and just leaves you with whatever's left.

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Petition ID 1776: Problem with selling the same item link at the Scrapyard Market
Submitted Wed, 06 Nov 2013 16:45:37 UTC by Denealus

I was trying to sell Contrivance: Zombies at the Scrapyard Market for points and use the link to "sell the same item again" that appears up top. Apparently, it jumped to "Sell Memory Equals" without me checking and doesn't sell the same item you sold. I suspect this has something to do with when the... Expand 194 characters


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Petition ID 1787: Issues with Jill quest
Submitted Fri, 15 Nov 2013 23:43:18 UTC by

3 Issues with Jill quest

(1) When successful at running away, Jill doesn't auto-heal. This means I need to pay for her healing, which at 28 or so requisition is a big cost.

(2) Jill's pay counter resets on a New Day, even when in the middle of an adventure. This might be working as intended,... Expand 341 characters


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Petition ID 1824: Newhome Museum x2
Submitted Wed, 04 Dec 2013 02:28:05 UTC by BREWFEST RingLeader Dhevika

Returning to Newhome on my Rohit Part 2 quest and I have Two Newhome Museums on my screen. When I hover over the first one it shows me,

www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?mondule=quest_rohit_2&op=museum&c=101-020403

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Petition ID 1832: Encoding in Auto-Update chat
Submitted Sun, 08 Dec 2013 03:03:11 UTC by Feral Beast Rentoraa

Add utf8_encode to the auto-update in chat.

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Petition ID 1833: "Add Page Access" contraption fires when the page it is applied to is not active.
Submitted Mon, 09 Dec 2013 19:47:34 UTC by Dizzyizzy

If you apply an "Add Page Access" contraption to a different page, it will fire and add access even when the page it's applied to is not active. This is opposite behavior from "Hide Page Link", which will only hide access to the other page when the page it is attached to is active.

Very easy to r... Expand 355 characters


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Petition ID 1874: Colouring stop.
Submitted Mon, 13 Jan 2014 01:01:22 UTC by

When fighting a monster that has body parts you can strike the parts are displayed below a heading, reading 'Strike body parts'. The stamina cost for attacking is then displayed in parenthesis after the heading, with the percentage cost being in an orange highlight, however, the closing parenthesis ... Expand 61 characters


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Petition ID 1877: Java script indicator letter text is incorrect
Submitted Tue, 14 Jan 2014 15:36:06 UTC by Returning Contestant Jean-Serge

What: Java script indicator text (the red, bolded, underlined letter in the navigation menu) spans almost the enitre length of the word instead of just a single letter.
How: Hall o' fame -> Most Glorious Contestants
Where: http://www.improbableisland.com/hof.php?hof=glory
When: I don't know how l... Expand 59 characters


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Petition ID 1911: Hunter's lodge price glitch
Submitted Tue, 04 Feb 2014 17:30:15 UTC by Feral Beast Rentoraa

Screenshot: http://prntscr.com/2ph87w

Basically, it works like this:
1. Go to the Lodge.
2. Find an item that you don't have enough SP for.
3. Buy SP, enough to afford the item.
4. Wait a while for the payment to go through, then click the "More Details" link.
5. If done right, you will see ... Expand 78 characters


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Petition ID 1914: Mementos with unclosed formatting tags not quite fully fixed for Places
Submitted Wed, 05 Feb 2014 19:42:48 UTC by Buddleia

MOTD of 23/01/2014 says that Mementos are fixed so that bold, italics, colours etc won't leak through to the rest of the page. That fix works perfectly almost everywhere: in your bio, in your inventory when you're in an outpost, or in eBoy's, the Hunter's Lodge, the Scrapyard Market, or on the map. ... Expand 161 characters


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Petition ID 2056: Moving doors
Submitted Mon, 21 Apr 2014 15:25:06 UTC by Robocat Theta

There's a thing with the structural page, which is not mentioned in the warnings. Earlier, making several doors between two rooms were possible, if you wanted it that way. This has at some point been "fixed" by CMJ. Now, this results in that if I move misplaced doors into "storage", attempting to "s... Expand 314 characters


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Petition ID 2077: Page description lost to Places change, re MOTD 2014-05-06
Submitted Fri, 09 May 2014 14:03:47 UTC by Buddleia

Page 472, in KIND Tower (Place 437). It's reverted to being an Undecorated Area - I'd set it up to be a poster, complete with programming, after moving it into its new room (2914). Possibly also interesting: I think its Master Settings have also changed from what I set?

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Petition ID 2082: Gifting fails.
Submitted Wed, 14 May 2014 14:09:22 UTC by Natalie Portman?! Svedka

I try to sent OSTs out to people in need, but nothing happens when I have chosen recipients, number of items, and press send. I don't know how long the problem has been there, but it worked about an hour before this.

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Petition ID 2090: Trying to create an Unlinked Program does not create one
Submitted Tue, 20 May 2014 00:00:37 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge

When trying to create a new program that is unlinked from a page or room to start, it fails to generate a new program when using both a Hunter's Lodge grid in inventory, and when I use Supporter Points directly. It did not deduct my grids in inventory, but it does deduct my SPs while it gi... Expand 65 characters


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Petition ID 2108: Problem with being mute
Submitted Thu, 29 May 2014 19:15:01 UTC by Just Werns

What: When you've been muted in Banter, you can still use the /roll command and theoretically communicate in that way. (itlookslikethisthoughbecauseyouhavetofititintooneword)
How: Just type /roll when you've been muted
Where: In Global Banter (not sure if the mute affects Local/Place... Expand 97 characters


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Petition ID 2117: Colour practice at Raven Inn does not output
Submitted Tue, 03 Jun 2014 05:00:57 UTC by

The colour 'practice' area at the Raven Inn does not output coloured text, but it does show the characters that were inputted.
Unsure of trigger; may be specific to this session or account, as other players seem to have learned how to colour text.
Occurs at
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Petition ID 2128: Selling in scrapyard market
Submitted Thu, 05 Jun 2014 00:53:43 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

I did a run in the scrapyard today and went to sell a few things, like the partial match commentary and ended up with it asking if I'd like to sell my hide door item. Threw me off by the price because I was expecting 850+ points and said for another 58 points, before I saw the name of the item. Here... Expand 213 characters


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Petition ID 2137: Gender shown in bio even if it's hidden in game settings.
Submitted Fri, 06 Jun 2014 02:31:32 UTC by Natalie Portman?! Svedka

I've chosen, as probably many others, to hide Svedka's gender, as I've always felt she didn't quite fit either genders (though still closest to female, thus "she"). I did however notice that it still shows Female in the biography. Also, maybe it would be possible to add race to the bio as well? Than... Expand 3 characters


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Petition ID 2139: Clan not possible to show, the setting is ignored.
Submitted Sat, 07 Jun 2014 22:25:44 UTC by Hell's Krell

I am unable to toggle on my clan affiliation in the character customization page. I have tried several times to restore this, and I am uncertain if it applies for hiding clan as well. I am sure it began with the last big update.

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Petition ID 2186: Can't give a character a key
Submitted Tue, 24 Jun 2014 17:06:07 UTC by Fi Dallows

Trying to send a character with the name of Lena a key and when I type in the name it is unable to find it.

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Petition ID 2224: Chat bug!
Submitted Tue, 08 Jul 2014 21:29:17 UTC by Dem Ears Morae

Sooooooooooo I've noticed a problem in chat! It seems to only be an issue with Morae, I'm assuming it's because of her accent! Either characters aren't counting towards the total, or something else is going buggy. Morae speaks with a lot of apostrophes, and I'm pretty sure, as a result, I often get ... Expand 291 characters


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Petition ID 2291: Tesla Frame Malfunction
Submitted Sat, 09 Aug 2014 16:32:33 UTC by #158052 Cora Brecht

The tesla frame is not charging for me. It gets a single point then just stops. I can get hit in each consecutive fight and it still won't charge. This is happening to both Cora and Lea. (Both on bastard Ranks) It happens regardless of me using gargle blasters or not.

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Petition ID 2493: Rohit, Part 3. Lost in Notebook after first Drive Kill.
Submitted Fri, 31 Oct 2014 02:13:19 UTC by Storm Lover Xin

********************Spoiler alert for those who have not completed Rohit's quest**********************

Unsure whether this is intentional, or an issue:

I had encountered Rohit's storyline (part 3) up until the compilation of the distraction for him. I spoke to various peoples for advice: eBoy,... Expand 455 characters


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Petition ID 2543: Jill doesn't heal between fights
Submitted Tue, 11 Nov 2014 13:01:25 UTC by

The companion jill, although it SAYS in the flavor text that she "Emerges from the hospital tent with a fresh set of bandages and a determined expression", she does not in fact get any of her hit points back, and i have to pay for her healing myself despite the fact she's supposed to be getting the ... Expand 34 characters


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Petition ID 2557: Minor spelling error
Submitted Sun, 16 Nov 2014 23:30:57 UTC by Winged Serpent Isabelle

WHAT: Spelling error in the description for the Spanky halloween candy. Spanky A litte more exciting than vanilla. Should be "Little", not "Litte".

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Petition ID 2565: Can't enter special comments into the Outpost Notifications
Submitted Wed, 19 Nov 2014 23:04:16 UTC by Extreme Badass Aer

Couldn't leave a special comment in New Home's Notification Board. Not sure why. The text read " *A picture of a fair-skinned, blue-haired woman with a broad, confident smile on her face. Need someone or something DEAD?, reads the text under the picture. Better hire Aer! Inqui... Expand 20 characters


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Petition ID 2566: Failboat Fail
Submitted Wed, 19 Nov 2014 23:11:19 UTC by

What: If a player uses Tynan's gym to decrease hp for some other stat, dies, and returns from the failboat, they will have the total amount of hp that they would have without the hp decrease while retaining other stat increases.
How: Go to Tynan's gym, train muscles or agility from tone, die, and ... Expand 187 characters


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Petition ID 2570: Able to enter locked places without keys.
Submitted Fri, 21 Nov 2014 04:40:18 UTC by Rubber Doll Mellony

I built a place at 15,6 called Camper City for Mellony, and discovered that while another place on the same square, Methusaleh's Tents, is locked to other characters of mine than Sve and Mel, it is open to them. Both Sve and Mel got Key of Keys to Camper City. All I have to do to reproduce the probl... Expand 391 characters


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Petition ID 2577: Improbability bomb charm grammar typo
Submitted Mon, 24 Nov 2014 20:59:02 UTC by Colonel Shiro Kuroyami

When I threw an improbability bomb (ironically at a typo gremlin) I noticed there was an extra word:

You light the fuse on the Improbability Bomb and toss it towards your opponent.
The Improbability Bomb breaks open, bathing you in a cool white light. When it fades, you feel calm, self-confident... Expand 304 characters


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Petition ID 2612: Minor bug
Submitted Sun, 21 Dec 2014 03:41:58 UTC by Winged Serpent Isabelle

WHAT: Not sure if this is just the coloring of the bars next to our names, but every time I clean out the story and banter channels in my place, all "offline" indicators turn into "online but elsewhere" indicators, even when said characters are, in fact, still offline.
HOW: Delete comments in a pla... Expand 387 characters


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Petition ID 2614: I tried using special comments on the notice board and it took two of my quills without the comment
Submitted Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:00:35 UTC by Transcendent Almighty Jon Titania

WHAT: I was given a small set of quills to post a comment on the noticeboard but when I tried to use my quills it told me I used a quill and the total amount of quills I have is depleting. But it didn't post either of my comments on the board.
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Petition ID 2621: Stun not working properly
Submitted Fri, 26 Dec 2014 06:29:34 UTC by

As far as I can tell, the problem is caused when a well-guarded area is broken to cause the stun, either because it was attacked while vulnerable during a strong attack, or because it was just the only orange active, and was broken in such a way as to make certain all other spots were green. The pro... Expand 721 characters


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Petition ID 2632: Export to html function not updated for new colors
Submitted Sat, 03 Jan 2015 23:41:39 UTC by Rather Dull WindRapier

What: when I export to html, the 8 and * key colors don't show up correctly.
How: Export to html, save, open up (all tested in chrome)
Where: http://gyazo.com/38e8ac667aed05b106062821599dbe3a
When: It's been there since the new colors were added, I just have been too apathetic to file this, sorry... Expand 1 characters


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Petition ID 2649: Stox in the HoF: Longest Time errors?
Submitted Thu, 15 Jan 2015 18:15:01 UTC by Babochka

I logged out last night with Stox attached to my neck, pleased that I was able to keep it for more than five minutes without Omega around to snatch the wriggler from my euphoric system. When I logged on today, I ascertained I still had it, for a streak of around 6-7 hours until Vuk "rescued" me fr... Expand 472 characters


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Petition ID 2659: Mini-HOF in odd tab for Preferences
Submitted Tue, 20 Jan 2015 00:34:34 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

I was looking through preferences and noticed that the mini HOF for stamina related actions was under the Donation tab. I think this happened by mistake when it seems more of a display or game behavior item. I don't know how long it has been there but I figured it should be brought to attention sinc... Expand 99 characters


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Petition ID 2660: Color in Master Settings' Nav Heading
Submitted Tue, 20 Jan 2015 01:57:15 UTC by Returning Contestant Outman

This is an older bug that I have been meaning to post about, just not gotten around to because I keep forgetting. Basically, when you do colors in the nav heading to change the name around, it keeps changing it when you go back in and do some other changes afterwards, example, I have a place where... Expand 398 characters


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Petition ID 2668: Down Below problems
Submitted Thu, 22 Jan 2015 02:51:32 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=wait&c=7-020914

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=move&direction=n&c=8-020915

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=wait&c=19-021047

Basically, what is happening is a double K.O... Expand 1510 characters


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Petition ID 2678: Teleporting bug?
Submitted Wed, 28 Jan 2015 00:21:40 UTC by A Scholarly Ridle

So to try and make a spare character, I wanted to get the "cookie" for talking in banter- but not global at the moment. I went One East of Newhome, and into the Alchemist's place. I was able to click the link that allowed me to start talking in Banter, as soon as I accepted the agreement to follow t... Expand 409 characters


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Petition ID 2683: Lodge Categories - custom items missing
Submitted Fri, 30 Jan 2015 15:14:33 UTC by Junebug

The display by category in the Lodge is very nice indeed! Applause! But character customisation items (title, name colour, armour, weapon, race, mount, permanent mount) are not showing up yet under Roleplay and Customisation.

(Apologies if this is a work-in-progress!)


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Petition ID 2689: Disappearing Custom Items
Submitted Wed, 04 Feb 2015 16:03:20 UTC by

So Junebug and I discovered a bit of a bug in the item customization system. Using certain characters in custom item names can cause them to spontaneously disappear when interacting with older aspects of the game's code; in my case, it was placing the Shady Merchant's +1 upgrade onto an armor name t... Expand 1000 characters


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Petition ID 2696: Repetetetetive "Buy items" links in Hunter's Lodge
Submitted Fri, 06 Feb 2015 20:11:55 UTC by Brigadier Proginoskes

In Hunter's Lodge right now (at least when I go there from Improbable Central), I'm presented with multiple identical items in the link list at left.

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Petition ID 2702: Special comments through the comms tent are in purple.
Submitted Tue, 10 Feb 2015 07:48:59 UTC by Accomplice Teh Dave

If you look through a comms tent link to another outpost, any special comments come out in purple instead of black. Could be a default font color in the page?
Example: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=scry&op=talk&area=village-Midget&focus=village-Midget (Has to have a special c... Expand 19 characters


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Petition ID 2703: Mouseovers and the new CSS
Submitted Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:43:01 UTC by Buddleia

It has always been hard to get the Physical Description perfect -- the preview displays your words and colours, sure, great, but not where the width of the mouseover box creates linebreaks.
But now suddenly, wow!
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Petition ID 2739: Repellant Spray in DB
Submitted Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:31:31 UTC by Not full of Spiders, Meenos

Repellant spray can be used on foebots if it is in your bandolier while in DB. http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=move&direction=w&c=721-183111

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Petition ID 2761: Who's Nearby display in room shows player who has left
Submitted Mon, 09 Mar 2015 01:12:59 UTC by Sweet 'N Spicy Meara

The Who's Nearby display in a room shows a player who is no longer in the room. The chat indicator is orange, showing the player is online but somewhere else.

It probably happens all over, but I duplicated it here: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=places&placeid=971&roomid=879... Expand 172 characters


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Petition ID 2762: March Hair use text typo
Submitted Mon, 09 Mar 2015 13:35:45 UTC by Natalie Portman?! Svedka

Last word in the March Hair use text, "toupees", gets a strange combo of characters for the e with an acute over it.

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Petition ID 2769: Center-text tag in room descriptions breaks previewer
Submitted Tue, 10 Mar 2015 21:18:13 UTC by Devoted Rykar

When entering a room description, Grave-c tags are treated as not supported by the text previewer, even though they are allowable tags in room descriptions.

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Petition ID 2798: Site Lagging
Submitted Mon, 23 Mar 2015 06:14:04 UTC by

Page gen: 0.206s / 17 queries (0.154s), cache 62 successful (0.004s) / 3 failed. Average for this account: 0.087s - 109.772/1267

^ pages have been lagging for me today, in commentary and also in the forest. That's the most recent page gen, but not the worst, I just figured it was my computer unti... Expand 197 characters


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Petition ID 2829: Meat Colors don't show anymore.
Submitted Thu, 09 Apr 2015 21:33:17 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

WHERE -- In the jungle HOW ----- I devour meat WHAT ---- The meat colors don't show up anymore WHEN ---- Just noticed, presumably been so since CMJ changed the chat colors. I enabled player colors. Cleaning the carcass shows the meat color code. Just devouring displays an all black message.

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Petition ID 2841: The Midget Purge is Incomplete
Submitted Tue, 14 Apr 2015 19:04:43 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge

`2The Graphics for the SQUAT/MIDGET programming contrivance show the abbreviation MI instead of whatever might be in use for Squats now. Its always something.

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Petition ID 3275: Down Below Pick-up Links Missing
Submitted Sat, 17 Oct 2015 03:21:25 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

Several concussed contestants in one and the same Down Below square. Picking one up reloads the page, and the new page has no link for picking up the others. Had to move back and forth to pick them all up.

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Petition ID 3348: Down Below logout-login bug
Submitted Tue, 10 Nov 2015 06:48:47 UTC by Pomp0us Bastard Legion

If logout being immobilized Down Below, then log in, character can be found able to move again(with 0 hitpoints). It becomes possible to patch up with medkits and start fighting FoeBots again. Important: character will be on the tile with their own body, which can be picked up and (not sure, didn't... Expand 199 characters


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Petition ID 3370: UTF-8 support not available for Monster Submissions
Submitted Wed, 18 Nov 2015 18:48:49 UTC by Sneaky Sash

As the title reads, UTF-8 support is not available for Monster Submissions.

When trying to use any special characters in the Monster Submission Hut, I get the following error:
Did you type this in a word processor? There's a character in there that's going to cause problems. It could be a ... Expand 400 characters


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Petition ID 3399: General Chat Knowledge
Submitted Mon, 30 Nov 2015 00:23:08 UTC by Sneaky Sash

So a couple of us were discussing less-known chat functions in banter.
Someone suggested we petition this, so here I am.
What:
There is no description for these chat functions anywhere!
The ones we were most confused about were the status bar colors, DNI, and TTM.

Suggestion:
Put a descripti... Expand 58 characters


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Petition ID 3471: Moving from Lvl2 to Lvl1 Down Below places you in NW corner
Submitted Wed, 30 Dec 2015 15:32:57 UTC by Coffee Grindr Csodas

This is related to the closed petition 2394, I'll bet. Basically, if you enter Down Below from an Outpost and travel up through the levels, everything is normal, except for moving between Lvl2 and Lvl1. When you move up from Lvl2's up arrow, you are shot up onto Lvl1's NW corner:

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Petition ID 3493: Dojo in NewHome lets non-humans in.
Submitted Thu, 07 Jan 2016 08:06:37 UTC by Fully synched Sessine

As a Joker, Sessine was able to challenge Tiffny Figg in NewHome. There's no code in the module to prevent it, of course, because normally you don't even see the dojo if you are the wrong race.

I don't know if this is a bug, or a change in the game rules. I like having the Dojo visible, and even ... Expand 220 characters


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Petition ID 3496: No New Days in the New Outpost Preview
Submitted Thu, 07 Jan 2016 13:10:19 UTC by Lea Brecht

New Day update didn't occur in the Preview mode and I didn't get it till reverted to standard view.

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Petition ID 3506: Typo in New New Home description (dojo/mike's)
Submitted Sat, 09 Jan 2016 20:51:16 UTC by die fledermaus

To the east, Mike's Marvellous Motors emits odd harrumphing sounds and ominous smells. To the east, the NewHome Dojo emits breathless panting Dojo is to the west.

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Petition ID 3518: Time Range contrivance cannot end in 00:00
Submitted Thu, 14 Jan 2016 13:53:08 UTC by Kittified Mei Li Audax

This is a miniscule problem, a minute-long problem if you will. It's not so much bothersome as it is puzzling.

My place (which is called @-\--) at 13, 30, 3 east of Ace High, has a room named "Path to Izakaya." In this room I made some pages of a man singing songs. I programmed 6 different progr... Expand 629 characters


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Petition ID 3540: Down Below BANG bug
Submitted Wed, 27 Jan 2016 14:51:43 UTC by Coffee Grindr Csodas

I set a BANG grenade. I retreated two squares away, on the last square knowing that I was going to meet up with a FoeBot.

-The grenade went off.
-The FoeBot died.
-The text says that "The grenade you set earlier blows the shit out of the FoeBot! And also damages you too. Tight quarters, y'know.... Expand 322 characters


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Petition ID 3588: Pleasantville Flavour Text
Submitted Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:24:37 UTC by Major Kythia

Flavour Text currently reads:

"If someone doesn't do something soon, Pleasantville will be in serious trouble - as it is, the Council Offices, bank, Comms Tent and Mike's Chop Shop have all closed up in preparation for the worst.

Outpost wall hitpoints: 794,684"

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Petition ID 3603: Consistent badnav
Submitted Fri, 19 Feb 2016 23:22:41 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

WHAT-- Consistent badnavs HOW-- happen when I end playing by waiting for timeout because I don't want to trigger a NewDay WHERE -- when (I delay) returning to an outpost, eg. after reinforcing or emerging from Down Below WHEN -- ever since white badnav was changed to black badnav.

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Petition ID 3634: New Outpost Preview - Stack Chat
Submitted Wed, 02 Mar 2016 23:52:36 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

(Firstly, this is just a note. I've come up with a quite a few bugs relating to the Dimensional Shifter, and was gonna just dump them in the forums, but yeah, that didn't seem right so. I'll just do them one at a time.)

Stack mode looks like this!

http://i.imgur.com/WKSric5.png

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Petition ID 3635: New Outpost Preview - The Dojo
Submitted Thu, 03 Mar 2016 00:01:16 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The Dojo, when using the Dimensional Shifter, can currently be accessed by any race, despite being in NewHome. On top of this, Truancy is not occurring when using the Shifter.

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Petition ID 3636: New Outpost Preview - Links
Submitted Thu, 03 Mar 2016 00:13:36 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

When using the Dimensional Shifter:

- Reinforcing the Defenses is no where to be found. (At first I thought "Defend the Perimeter" was Reinforcing and Jungling was not accessible.)
- One can't Quit to field.
- One can't Have a smoke.
- One has no access to "Daily News."
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Petition ID 3637: New Outpost Preview - Location, Location, Location
Submitted Thu, 03 Mar 2016 00:20:29 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

When using the Dimensional Shifter I noticed the original "locations" for the places in NewHome were not the same as before. For example, none of the places in the North Quadrant, beside the Memento Forge, are in the North of the Outpost.

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Petition ID 3674: New Outpost Preview - Returning from the Failboat
Submitted Tue, 15 Mar 2016 09:44:44 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

If one were to be in, for example, Kittania, head to NewHome with the Outpost Preview already active, and then visit the Failboat, that person will be returned to Kittania instead of NewHome.

If that person were to, however, visit NewHome in the normal view then switch to the Preview, this won't... Expand 58 characters


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Petition ID 3703: Suggestion!
Submitted Sat, 26 Mar 2016 17:06:26 UTC by "Big Rock" Brock Greystone

Maybe it could be possible to add sugar crash to game mechanics, like nicotine withdrawal. Everyone pumps in tons of candy to get max buffed, and that got to have consequences, like getting diabetes in real life. The sugar crash debuff would give penalties of course, but could be fixed with more can... Expand 48 characters


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Petition ID 3747: Metamiranite requisition reward
Submitted Sat, 16 Apr 2016 21:12:50 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

Metamiranite claims to give extra requisitions after a fight!
However, with an unnamed one, we are consistently getting:
http://i.imgur.com/XGmk8jY.png - claims of getting an additional amount exactly the same as the amount we're getting.

With a Named one, we are getting MUCH lower amounts of r... Expand 124 characters


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Petition ID 3765: Metamiranite math does not add up
Submitted Sat, 23 Apr 2016 18:48:57 UTC by Fully synched Sessine

* Huge named ball of Metamiranite * Enter jungle with zero req * One-round fight (with monster Trouble) -> Joker diamonds during fight: 3 req -> Metamiranite: additional 4 req -> Camera dispenses:70 req * Total after fight: 75 req, ...Maybe a rounding error?

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Petition ID 3884: Double Hunters Lodge items
Submitted Mon, 27 Jun 2016 09:37:49 UTC by stux

Just today I noticed that the item list in the Hunters Lodge seems to have some sort of mistake. This is the page I was on when noticing it: http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=iitems_hunterslodge&op=start&c=69-092859 When entering the Hunters Lodge, there are to lines of items. The rig... Expand 519 characters


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Petition ID 3885: Rating Dojo Masters
Submitted Mon, 27 Jun 2016 11:48:35 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

If one fights a Dojo Master then going into the Jungle, you have the option to rate it, like normal monsters.

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=ratemonster&op=start&returnloc=f&monster=13&c=269-114409

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Petition ID 3886: Double comma shows up in name on Bio Page
Submitted Tue, 28 Jun 2016 19:01:27 UTC by CAKE Lady Quinn

What it says on the tin! Noticed on Cal's bio page before it was fixed with a grave mark. http://i.imgur.com/HeFLIOu.png

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Petition ID 3894: Double comma ignores restriction on color codes
Submitted Sat, 02 Jul 2016 09:36:41 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

WHAT
You know how usually you can't use the color code that returns a player's weapon or a newline in your title? If you use double commas you can! As well as all other restricted chat codes!

Double comma w does weird things, like display as my weapon in chat, but your weapon if you look at ... Expand 268 characters


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Petition ID 3895: Quadruple comma shows a grave, no way to type two literal commas
Submitted Sat, 02 Jul 2016 09:44:45 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

Since double commas evaluate to graves now, there is no way to type a literal two commas; two commas evaluate to "`" and four commas evaluate to two graves, which evaluates to a single grave again, like so: "`". (I typed those with actual commas, so let's see if the petitions system acts like th... Expand 125 characters


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Petition ID 3901: Sparkler not working?
Submitted Sun, 03 Jul 2016 22:54:49 UTC by Just Human Swan

As far as I know, the Sparkler works as a minor ZAP grenade. Buuuuuut I'm not seeing a use link for battle. (also getting this in before Zoinks does HAH)

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Petition ID 3905: It says you can't use the J color code in your name but you totally can
Submitted Thu, 07 Jul 2016 14:41:06 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

Completely unrelated to http://www.improbableisland.com/problem_report.php?op=chat&petitionid=3894, you totally can use the J color code when colorizing your name, even though it tells you you can't. See: http://i.imgur.com/t6c1rIx.png http://imgur.com/UUUl2MZ.png

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Petition ID 3909: Petition preview page doesn't show line breaks correctly
Submitted Sun, 10 Jul 2016 15:48:04 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

If you put line breaks into a petition, they don't show up on the page that says, "Your petition looked like this:" even though they show up fine in the live preview and in the petition. It has been like this forever.

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Petition ID 3919: Monthly Memento received with only a $5 donation
Submitted Fri, 15 Jul 2016 18:06:50 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

I purchased some SP ($5) for my new alt, Tingle, from their 'donating for someone else' button in their bio.
Nothing went wrong with that transaction, but despite only donating $5, I still received the Monthly Memento.
As far as I know, MMs are supposed to now cost $10.
I'm not sure if the bug i... Expand 198 characters


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Petition ID 3924: Please enable colored text on the Wiki of Lies
Submitted Sun, 17 Jul 2016 17:07:56 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

[Side note: there are so many broken things in and around the Enquirer, but I am loath to report them because they would take away from CMJ's valuable game-improvement time. But perhaps a mod could be given the assignment of tweaking the Enquirer's software, and I could bother them? I would ... Expand 680 characters


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Petition ID 3927: Down Below Double KO Oddity
Submitted Tue, 19 Jul 2016 21:34:55 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

One FoeBot fight ended in double KO, me and the monster.
Shows favor like I'm on the Boat, but am able to use Inventory and heal up.
Second double KO - the game displays navs as if I'm dead and alive alike: http://imgur.com/0qU7WgL
Trying to move showed the same Schrödinger navs. Seems I'm dead a... Expand 118 characters


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Petition ID 3947: Travel Map doesn't have solid color backgrounds
Submitted Sat, 06 Aug 2016 10:33:37 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

The World Map has the useful property that the background of each cell in the table is a solid color (like the map we had before the CMJ put in Fancy Pictures). This means that the map is still usable even when the map images are unloaded. Please put this feature in the Travel Map that is displayed ... Expand 41 characters


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Petition ID 3953: Ferryman description is wrong. Non-urgent.
Submitted Thu, 11 Aug 2016 16:26:17 UTC by Basidium Kolja

When you trigger the Ferryman improbable event, entering his boat but refusing to pay him, one of the possible outcomes is a fight. Located here? http://improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=fightferryman

If you win and use the feature where you view the monster description, under "Wait, how did tha... Expand 145 characters


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Petition ID 3964: How to break chat like a boss.
Submitted Mon, 22 Aug 2016 06:12:03 UTC by Tranquil Mepins

Anyways, posting a link or rolling a dice with a link that contains an `i code or a `b code will considerably break the link and thus break the chat.
With enough applications of these four things combined chat will completely flip out and completely bust making it impossible to fix without a gr... Expand 124 characters


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Petition ID 3987: Clan Hall 'Online Members' link no longer works as intended
Submitted Thu, 08 Sep 2016 15:30:06 UTC by Revolver Trowa

When I click the "Online Members" link in my Clan Hall, it goes directly to the Contestant List and shows all players online, with no distinction of clan members. Since I'm the only member of my clan online (easily checked with the View Membership link), I should be the only one on the list.

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Petition ID 4024: Itonaniss Surge doesn't work if you defeat the monster on the same turn
Submitted Sun, 16 Oct 2016 08:19:45 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

My Itonaniss Surge is not healing me for any health when I use it and then kill the monster on the same turn. I'm using a Double-Barrelled Cat Launcher.

Example output, copied from a real fight:

Start of Round:
Squat from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): 49
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Petition ID 4035: Key Management still uses the old search feature
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2016 17:06:28 UTC by Chocobunny Sapphire Geminus

Trying to cut a key for the player "Ames", who has no title, throws an error: That could be anyone! Give me a little more to search on, will ya?

And yet when I search for "Ames" in the Contestant List, it shows up about 10ish people. I think this is because the search feature was updated to... Expand 39 characters


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Petition ID 484: Visual errors in the quest_rohit_2 module.
Submitted Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:10:50 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

Some color oddities I have encountered while experiencing the enjoyable encounter with Rohit, the Robot:

1) After the first scene, /talkcol does not affect your in-map color, while it does in the first.

2)This part of the first scene has the same color, even though it should not be: "Here is... Expand 458 characters


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Petition ID 650: Mismatched tooltips
Submitted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:18:25 UTC by Dizzyizzy

This might be my most nitpicky report yet. In the medals on bio pages, the tooltip for the Emily Bundle medal reads "Emily Bundle Supporter", while the tooltip for the Creator Bundle simply reads "Creator Bundle". They should either both say "Supporter" (my preference), or both simply say the name o... Expand 13 characters


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Petition ID 1035: Distraction Preview Default Color Wrong.
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 02:55:51 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

Type up a distract without color codes, it shows as being Grey, the & code. However to the recipient it will show up as gold, the ^ code. It also shows as the actual color, ^, in the sent folder.

No big deal, but a minor annoyance. I see lots of messages in the pattern of-

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Petition ID 1164: Pleasantville Threat Flavor Text Incorrect.
Submitted Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:39:58 UTC by Titano Deleo

When in PV and when it is at Critical Situation the description states

If someone doesn't do something soon, Pleasantville will be in serious trouble - as it is, the Council Offices, bank, Comms Tent and Mike's Chop Shop have all closed up in preparation for the worst.

However the Comms... Expand 308 characters


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Petition ID 1251: Flavour text from stranger in PSK stays too long
Submitted Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:09:54 UTC by Grand Master Badass Max Power

Go into the Prancing Spiderkitty. A stranger approaches you and asks for 25 req in exchange for something that'll help you. If you accept he gives you an ale, which gives you 10 rounds of a "Buzz" buff. Every round you fight after that, you get the flavour text "Faced with the prospect of death, you... Expand 321 characters


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Petition ID 1252: Chat Status Options
Submitted Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:40:42 UTC by CLOGO- Rosalind

WHAT: The chat status options in the help menu specifically, have no color code showing. At the moment, if I notice someone is not white, green, red or orange, I have no idea what it means unless I myself go to one of these and see what color it makes me. I'd prefer if they showed up IN THE COLOR th... Expand 681 characters


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Petition ID 1319: Family Fun Faktory color glitch
Submitted Sat, 26 Jan 2013 21:34:06 UTC by Bastard Pirate Black Jacques Chirac

Family Fun Food Wacky Faktory
You point to the menu. "I'll have this. The artificially-coloured bar of fun -"

"ARTIFICIALLY-COLOURED BAR OF FOOD OPEN BRACKETS FUN CLOSE BRACKETS," says WaiterBot.

This quote from the WaiterBot is in the wrong blue color, same as the "You" speech in interaction... Expand 8 characters


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Petition ID 1704: Can divorce multiple times in one sitting.
Submitted Fri, 13 Sep 2013 00:23:12 UTC by Woof Woof Collin Vee

When divorcing in the kittania chapel, you can repeatedly hit the divorce button and recieve the 'the marriage has been annulled' message. It's clear that the option just isn't removed upon clicking it. Unless someone wants to really be sure they divorced someone, it's a non-issue, more cosmetic... Expand 254 characters


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Petition ID 1749: ! Code in Midnight Skin is Illegible
Submitted Fri, 18 Oct 2013 16:23:07 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

The ! color code blends almost perfectly into the background when using the Console Midnight skin.

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Petition ID 1767: Cigarette shortcut (!) is not user friendly on every platform!
Submitted Sat, 02 Nov 2013 00:07:32 UTC by White Lady Dilliany

WHAT?! The problem indeed! Which happen to be the "smoke a cigarette" Shortcut which is the exclamation point (!) !

Happen on my cellphone, when I'm in an outpost, writing anywhere and want to write an exclamation point, instead of writing it, it goes for the short cut and makes me smoke a cigare... Expand 464 characters


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Petition ID 1875: Experience colouring
Submitted Mon, 13 Jan 2014 02:03:44 UTC by

When using an iPad (maybe other devices), when your experience reaches into the tens of thousands, the colouring is overwritten by what I'd expect to be the software thinking it's a phone number, adding a comma to the experience on the right of the slash would fix it I'd suspect, as the experience b... Expand 35 characters


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Petition ID 2126: Return to the Shades
Submitted Wed, 04 Jun 2014 21:21:00 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Healing at the Hospital Tent while an Outpost is breached turns the "Return to Outpost" link into "Return to the Shades". Only appeared after healing, still said "Return to Outpost" after accessing the inventory, entering the Jungle, etc.

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Petition ID 2170: Colour Codes
Submitted Thu, 19 Jun 2014 18:46:25 UTC by Heir, to the Kingdom of Morphius

Colour Codes for weapon descriptions for the "New Day" creature's introduction text. Possibly a problem with ``w? I just noticed it in the jungle a few moments ago... Just thought someone should know in case noone's reported it ^-^

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Petition ID 2228: Woo, typos!
Submitted Fri, 11 Jul 2014 21:27:12 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

The Strategy Hut is missing spaces between a couple of its sentences, such as "You give Atrus 5 Requisition.He nods, and thinks to himself."
Sheila talks in ~ on the first page, 2 on purchasing/selling pages, and in 1 during Rohit's quest.
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Petition ID 2407: Typo
Submitted Thu, 25 Sep 2014 04:57:27 UTC by Forever Dolbrian

Pleasantville description text for 'assistance required' phase, last paragraph: "Meanwhile, the folks inside the Outposts are..." "Outpost" should be singular.

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Petition ID 2732: Colors at Raven Inn
Submitted Thu, 26 Feb 2015 23:36:23 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

Firstly, I'd like to have the light misty grey of Raven Inn's description available as a usable color in chat. Secondly, I noticed the color list at Raven Inn is hopelessly out of date. (Maybe not so important to keep it updated?)

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Petition ID 2782: March Hair typo
Submitted Sun, 15 Mar 2015 08:55:11 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

Once used against a monster the text for the March Hair says: [Monster] is momentarily distracted by your being suddenly attacked by your hair! http://www.improbableisland.com/dragon.php?op=fight&items_useitem=39801506&c=17-083434

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Petition ID 2905: Really Big Trouble jungle skill
Submitted Wed, 20 May 2015 17:23:40 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The skill related to Really Big Trouble Jungle searches is still named "Hunting - Suicidal" despite the name change.

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Petition ID 2969: Player's webpage
Submitted Wed, 10 Jun 2015 18:17:40 UTC by The Ulcir

Seeing as how CMJ said he was doing a bunch of bug fixes, I think I'll include this here:

The default value that is entered into the "External Link" field in the Customize Character page is something like "http://". This causes the "Player's webpage" link to show up on every single character's ... Expand 144 characters


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Petition ID 3034: Spelling/grammatical error.
Submitted Sun, 05 Jul 2015 03:53:45 UTC by Jimmers Crossby

In the Ferry Joker event, if you refuse to pay the 100 req, there is an error- "... it would best if you..." http://improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=continueferry&c=357-035014 just noticed it now, don't know how long it's been around.

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Petition ID 3058: Jilly goes to hospital even if not hurt in combat
Submitted Mon, 13 Jul 2015 15:40:05 UTC by

Currently I am with Jilly in party. After combat, this line appears:

"Jill heads off into the Hospital Tent, and re-emerges a few minutes later with a fresh set of bandages and a determined expression."

Problem is that this line `ralways appears, even if Jilly is not hurt in this particu... Expand 11 characters


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Petition ID 3059: Changes to hunting
Submitted Mon, 13 Jul 2015 19:11:39 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

The change to Really big trouble happened in the jungle, but other place like the HOF have yet to be turned from suicidal.

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Petition ID 3065: Mobile skin
Submitted Tue, 14 Jul 2015 16:39:23 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The new Facebook and G+ links do not display on the mobile skin, as well, the Twitter and Enquirer links both open in the same when linked from mobile.

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Petition ID 3069: Message about Son of Budget Horse appears before you get him.
Submitted Wed, 15 Jul 2015 12:15:37 UTC by

I got Son of Budget Horse. But earlier on page there is annoucement:

"Son of Budget Horse crawls over to you, having already strapped your Axe Handle to his back. "Wake up, sleepy head - today is a fine day for adventure!" he cries. "Quiet, you," you retort, before jumping onto his shoulders and ... Expand 151 characters


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Petition ID 3074: Implants?
Submitted Thu, 16 Jul 2015 01:18:24 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

In the opening page the Watcher mentions that the guard of the outpost will sort out your Implant, yet he does not do so anymore. As well, Corporal Punishment doesn't exactly explain it either.
Here's the text:

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Petition ID 3077: Wiki Syntax
Submitted Sat, 18 Jul 2015 05:51:29 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

When editing anything in the wiki a note comes up above the input box saying:
Edit the page and hit Save. See syntax for Wiki syntax. Please edit the page only if you can improve it. If you want to test some things, learn to make your first steps on the playground.
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Petition ID 3094: Hunter's Lodge: Customizers uncategorized
Submitted Fri, 24 Jul 2015 03:56:07 UTC by Brigadier Proginoskes

In the Hunter's Lodge, the single-use customisation items (Cunning Disguise, Weapon Disguise, Custom Armour Kit, Title Change Document, Name Colourisation Kit, Picture Frame, and Collar) are listed under "All", but not any of the categories. I suspect that they're supposed to be under "Roleplaying a... Expand 411 characters


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Petition ID 2134: Customization color changes with Bold and Italics problems.
Submitted Thu, 05 Jun 2014 21:49:01 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

With armor/weapon/mount, changing colors within bold or italics codes will break the formatting and cause that phydesc spilling out into chat error. This is Fine. This is Fine. This is Fine. This breaks everything. This breaks everything. This breaks... Expand 46 characters


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Petition ID 3647: This <empty string> In My Bed!
Submitted Sun, 06 Mar 2016 11:31:50 UTC by Contender Tax

Sometimes I notice double beds with the description like:
Double bed occupied by (room for one more)
The name of the resting character appears to be empty, as if he doesn't exist at all, but he actually occupies the place on the bed.
URL (example): http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?m... Expand 290 characters


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Petition ID 3818: Memento Forge - Attribute typo
Submitted Tue, 17 May 2016 03:09:07 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

The "Artful Analyst"'s description is "They've got you read like a book, and they KNOW what did you do with the bodies." whereas I feel it meant to be: They've got you read like a book, and they KNOW what you did with the bodies.

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Petition ID 3838: Wrong Monster Description after Mutant/Magpie/Danquest Monster
Submitted Sun, 29 May 2016 23:34:20 UTC by Wind & Widdershins

When either of these 3 monster show up, you can now re-read its description after the fight. Or rather, not its description and neither that of the ordinary jungle creature you fought before the special, it always show the description of the Anti-Ants Monster.

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Petition ID 2664: PLEASE! Could we sort out the Show Page Contraption bug?
Submitted Tue, 20 Jan 2015 23:12:07 UTC by Hairy Mary

The Show Page Contraption only lets me choose a page from the first five or six hundred or so.

This means my Skronky HQ project is on hold now. Which is a great shame. I hope you don't think that I'm too cheeky rebuilding over Squat Hole in there the way I'm doing.

This is all something that I... Expand 91 characters


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Petition ID 2180: Missing Programs/Rooms
Submitted Mon, 23 Jun 2014 18:59:20 UTC by CAKE Lady Quinn

I got on today after the servers were down and someone was trying to navigate one of my Places (CAKE HQ, 11,7) but could not, citing that there were no doors. When I went to investigate, I discovered that all the programs in the place no longer existed. As of submitting this, they still do not. (htt... Expand 586 characters


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Petition ID 2514: One-shot Rocket Turkey
Submitted Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:09:36 UTC by Major General Daz

WHAT: You know that beautiful, wonderful shiny new Monthly Memento, the Rocket Turkey? I used it as soon as I got it in the first fight I got into... and haven't been able to use it since. If I recall correctly the option is supposed to return once each NewDay, but several NewDays have passed since ... Expand 268 characters


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Petition ID 2457: Down Below void
Submitted Thu, 09 Oct 2014 04:23:41 UTC by The Creator Kyuubi

I was in the Down Below. After a New Day passed, the map disappeared, and a line of code dialog appeared. I was able to go in all directions, but moving made the code go away. When a New Day passes, there's a dialog about walls shifting, along with more coding. The rest is the same. This problem has... Expand 144 characters


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Petition ID 2378: Still able to pick up scrap in down below fight
Submitted Sun, 14 Sep 2014 16:12:30 UTC by Of Foreign Sands Arken Feyl

When on a pile of scrap in the down below and a foe bot enters the square I am still able to pick up scrap on the square, each time doing so restarts the fight as if one had encountered a different foe bot
The URL is:
http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=pickuptreasure&tre... Expand 196 characters


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Petition ID 2379: Challenge Accepted
Submitted Sun, 14 Sep 2014 17:06:03 UTC by Aozora Phenopteryx

I can still revive myself and pick up my own corpses.


All you have to do is click on the links to your inventory and revive yourself. It lets you keep moving a square, and then you revive yourself again using another item. Then you move again, and you're golden. You can also pick up your own co... Expand 96 characters


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Petition ID 2380: Incorrect damage from Bang grenades in Down Below
Submitted Sun, 14 Sep 2014 18:23:06 UTC by ibn Khaldun Kairon

Hello, While in Down Below today, the game told me I took 9 damage from a Bang grenade I didn't get out of the way of. However, I actually took 100 damage. I don't have a URL, though. Thank you.

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Petition ID 2383: Down Below Grenade Issue
Submitted Tue, 16 Sep 2014 04:12:06 UTC by Starling Darling

A thingy I found! When standing on the entrance to the 8th level, (This was using my alt Felicia), if I use a grenade, it goes off right away, no getting away from it, no chance to run. This happened about 4/5 attempts.

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Petition ID 2385: Down Below New Day issues.
Submitted Tue, 16 Sep 2014 15:06:56 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

I was exploring Down Below and started off in Imp Central at level 13, when I went up a level to look around and avoid some foe bots and shortly after walking to expand the map some, I had to venture out further then I wanted since I was being chased by foebots and knew I couldn't when (didn't have ... Expand 554 characters


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Petition ID 2388: Down Below delayed BANG Grenade
Submitted Wed, 17 Sep 2014 14:50:57 UTC by CLOGO- Rosalind

What: BANG Grenade killed me (guess I was too close) on level one. I hung around. Someone rescued me. I went BACK down to level one and saw the little triangle sitting where I left it, la la la, NOT GONE off AFTER IT HAD KILLED ME! Then it decided to explode one move later.
How: Kill yourself with ... Expand 201 characters


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Petition ID 2394: Down Below: Moving to an unexplored level places you in the NW corner.
Submitted Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:58:45 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik


http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=move&direction=d&c=207-004815

So, moving to an unexplored level (checking going down so far, will update with more info as I get it), seems to place you not on the up-tunnel/stairs/whatever, but instead in the NW corner of the ... Expand 647 characters


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Petition ID 2403: Foebots are eating my posts!
Submitted Mon, 22 Sep 2014 18:17:56 UTC by TITAN!? Tamar

What: When the player tries to post in banter or story channel and causes a foebot to attack them, the post is not submitted.
How: When a FoeBot is on an adjacent tile and the next "turn" the FoeBot will attack, if the player tries to post in either channel the post just poofs and will not appear.... Expand 53 characters


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Petition ID 2516: Down Below open space
Submitted Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:39:20 UTC by Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen

When I went to Down Below this game day, it was still configured to one that I had partly explored earlier (level 3), but now there was a line of explored spaces, like a straight hallway, below the southern edge of the map. So I did the sensible thing and blasted a hole in the wall and stepped thr... Expand 337 characters


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Petition ID 2517: Negative health after hit by own BANG in Down Below. Also it didn't look like it detonated
Submitted Tue, 04 Nov 2014 03:23:04 UTC by ! Full Metal Lion

I was on level 4 of Down Below, minding my own business, cowering in a corner from the BANG I set down a space away, when the BANG went off and killed me. This was expected. However, I then appeared to have -4 hitpoints and (even after refreshing multiple times) the map did not show the aftermath of... Expand 455 characters


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Petition ID 2520: DB wall problems
Submitted Wed, 05 Nov 2014 21:30:02 UTC by Rambling Ryja

DB level 5 now in IC - but, for the first time ever for me, bangs are not destroying all walls - and also managed to go into the void - and thankfully return. Here's my current view of DB 5 http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=enter&c=463-212659

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Petition ID 2525: downbelow map breaks if loged off for more then a day.
Submitted Sat, 08 Nov 2014 23:47:26 UTC by

okay, I logged off while i was still down below, and by the time I had gotten back around to logging in again, "a day" had passed. and I get this thing saying the walls shifted and then some php error messages, then nothing, i can move around but I can't see where I'm going

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Petition ID 2442: [Down Below] Stack Backtrace!
Submitted Sat, 04 Oct 2014 20:39:45 UTC by die fledermaus

You feel a great rumbling, and the walls shift around you.

PHP Warning: "Invalid argument supplied for foreach()"
in /home/improbab/public_html/modules/downbelow/lib/lib.php at 2132.
Call Stack:
2: downbelow_get_visibility(2, 0, "107444") called from /home/improbab/public_html/modules/downbelo... Expand 555 characters


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Petition ID 2375: [Down Below] The Outer Darkness (and weird walls)
Submitted Sun, 14 Sep 2014 12:33:34 UTC by die fledermaus

Three things:

• I can still get outside into the outer darkness on L6
  &#9702; This may be because the level hasn't reset and the old holes are still there

• When I do step out, I end up in the far left corner
  &#9702; You can see on the map where I stepped out
  &#9702; You can see whe... Expand 328 characters


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Petition ID 2574: Cooling off, minor bug
Submitted Sun, 23 Nov 2014 07:39:56 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

http://i.imgur.com/tGtV3Ir.png

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=wait&chatting=true&c=1349-072320

With the new ability to use Robot specialties Down Below, comes a little bug. Immediately after cooling off and when already standing on a pile of scrap the option to p... Expand 118 characters


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Petition ID 2599: Text box not triggering as usual
Submitted Thu, 11 Dec 2014 00:42:22 UTC by Bestial Lythar

WHAT: The text box in banter and story has, for some inexplicable reason, stopped being reselected by my computer when I submit a message.
HOW: Type with my account and submit words.
WHERE: Any text box, does not matter location.
WHEN: Problem began when I entered Improbable Central at or around ... Expand 26 characters


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Petition ID 2452: Noobs don't know how to eat
Submitted Mon, 06 Oct 2014 17:11:24 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Nowhere does it explain the food system, leading new players to get the Hunger bar mixed up with the New Day messages and never understand why they've devoured a school bus full of orphans. Really should have Corporal Punishment shout healthy eating information at rooks.

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Petition ID 2494: Delux Cunning Disguise can't be sent to other players
Submitted Fri, 31 Oct 2014 03:13:58 UTC by TITAN!? Tamar

What: The Cunning Disguise Cunningly Disguised with a Cunning Disguise item I just bought does not appear in the list of giftable items. I haven't used it. How: I wouldn't know how to not make this problem go away. Where: Gifting Station When: Just noticed it now.

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Petition ID 2471: Candy buff interacting oddly with Failboat
Submitted Sat, 18 Oct 2014 19:52:30 UTC by Coffee Grindr Csodas

WHAT: I am not sure if the candy buffs are supposed to work this way, but I noticed that if I Failboat with candybuff and use favor to get off, there seems to be no effect. (I have not checked the numbers carefully, so below speculation may also be applying here.)

However, twice, I Failboated wit... Expand 1129 characters


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Petition ID 2366: Down Below: Blast through the wall of the world, get lost forever
Submitted Thu, 11 Sep 2014 06:39:27 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

When a BANG grenade is used next to one of the final walls, the border of the level, it can blast through. Moving through the opened space results in your dot vanishing though you keep moving. It seems then that, so long as you keep an idea of where you are, you can re-enter through any solid wall... Expand 320 characters


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Petition ID 2359: Bodies! Bodies everywhere Down Below!
Submitted Wed, 10 Sep 2014 00:19:41 UTC by Crafty Joker Lain

I managed to put five Hawkeye Hanlons into my backpack, and then after fighting and winning, was standing on top of myself and another Hanlon. I am using a Lightning Suit and used Smile Drops as my turn in the battle, if that makes any difference.

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Petition ID 2360: Down Below: can pick yourself up and move again, sometimes
Submitted Wed, 10 Sep 2014 00:33:26 UTC by Rather Dull WindRapier

Ok, not fully sure what lets this happen vs not, so I'll just try to explain what happened for me.

I fought a foebot, hit it with my cat launcher for enough to kill it. Then in the fight it exploded and killed me, but also got that hit back at it and we both were KOed. It showed me having 60 adre... Expand 763 characters


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Petition ID 2374: Down Below: Tutorial Oddity
Submitted Sun, 14 Sep 2014 09:53:19 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

The main thing is that if the player runs from the 'tutorial' Foebot, the Jouta and Denko one, then they are shunted back to the conversation with the hole-guard and put right back into the cave. This seems a bit odd, I'm not sure if it is intended or not, but since it doesn't seem to be useful an... Expand 596 characters


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Petition ID 2355: [Down Below] Can't cool off from overclock
Submitted Tue, 09 Sep 2014 23:09:53 UTC by die fledermaus

I'm overclocked, but there's no way to cool off. Bit of a downer if you're a robot: No healing items and using your healing ability will just kill you when you overheat.

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Petition ID 2353: Chats not appearing after leaving inventory Down Below
Submitted Tue, 09 Sep 2014 19:06:12 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Exactly what it says on the tin.

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Petition ID 2356: Down Below
Submitted Tue, 09 Sep 2014 23:37:18 UTC by Feeble Figments, Oni

I was simply travelling in the Down Below when bam! I'm dead. There wasn't a monster near me.

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Petition ID 2362: Flaming Robots of Death!
Submitted Wed, 10 Sep 2014 13:43:42 UTC by A Steaming Pile of Deity of Choice

Blowing up a FoeBot with a WHOOMPH Grenade `isays`i you killed it and are rewarded points, but next turn, it just walks right out of the fire Terminator-style.

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Petition ID 2371: Down Below: Newday change may place player on a foebot.
Submitted Sat, 13 Sep 2014 00:05:19 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

Right as it says. I was on level 34 when newday hit.. Which wiped my spaces explored and my score because I no longer had those explored spaces (I think that is a little wrong as well). It also seemed to spawn me on a foebot, because there was nothing visible on the map, I moved one direction wher... Expand 71 characters


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Petition ID 2372: Down Below: Tracking KO's bug
Submitted Sat, 13 Sep 2014 01:00:51 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

I was testing the effects of WHOOMP grenades and standing on them, for fun, on level 5. Got KO'd once, and was rescued by Fledermaus. I went back down to continue testing. Planted grenade, waited around, when I waited again, which would trigger the grenade going off, I was instead teleported into Fl... Expand 404 characters


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Petition ID 2358: Down Below and DK Rank
Submitted Tue, 09 Sep 2014 23:58:22 UTC by TITAN!? Tamar

Should the monsters in Down Below also scale with player DK rank? It was being discussed in Banter that people with 100+ Dk's kept getting one-shotted in single digit levels.

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Petition ID 2369: Down Below: Post double KO oddity
Submitted Fri, 12 Sep 2014 06:01:48 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

After a double KO, everything seems fairly, normal, other than having 0 hp instead of 1. The player can go into their inventory and use items, such as a medkit, to patch themselves up, but at this point the hp turns into adrenaline, and it becomes impossible to move despite that there are navlinks... Expand 263 characters


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Petition ID 2297: Expected problems with the Showpage Contraption.
Submitted Sun, 10 Aug 2014 17:00:38 UTC by Big Danny Skronky

I'm trying to use a Show Page Contraption in my programming, and the when it comes to the screen to pick which page i want to show, then it doesn't list all of my pages, missing off the last 100 or so. It shows about 500 - 600 I would guess.

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Petition ID 2273: Donation for Leo! Double SP needed.
Submitted Tue, 29 Jul 2014 18:52:28 UTC by Centurion Mavortius

Admin CavemanJoe's player says "Okay yes, it was wrong - but it's right, now. Anyone who's already donated, please Petition and I'll sort you out with your extra points tonight." I donated $20 to the kitty cause today before the configuration correction. Thanks for the extra points!

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Petition ID 2309: Help! This is stopping me from programming.
Submitted Mon, 18 Aug 2014 15:53:09 UTC by Hairy Mary

The Show Page and Show Page Link Contraptions aren't working properly. When you try to set the preferences they don't list all of the pages in the Place to pick from. They appear to cut off at around 500 - 600 pages.

Since most of my programming is finally shown via pages, this has put the kibos... Expand 198 characters


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Petition ID 2330: Spice shaker not limiting how much you can get in a day
Submitted Mon, 01 Sep 2014 02:24:40 UTC by Rather Dull WindRapier

What: If I use the special memento spice shaker, it gives me one of each spice. The use text implies that it is a once a ND thing, but if I use it again I can get one of each spice again.
It may be on purpose, but I'm filing in case it is not. It would make herbed unreps really easy to get, whic... Expand 723 characters


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Petition ID 343: The museum quest vs interesting times
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:39:41 UTC by

This isn't so much of a bug as an annoyance. I am attempting to finish the cather quest for the newhome museum, but several of the cities have remainded under constant attack for several days now, and my bag is filled with the 3 items I could get. I am stuck with a half filled bag, which is pretty... Expand 23 characters


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Petition ID 357: Paprika: Limited appointments, no warnings, and some ambiguity.
Submitted Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:02:49 UTC by Rookie? Sasha

After a discussion in Banterchat, I've decided to file this petition on behalf of all effected by issues with Doctor Paprika's sex reassignment clinic. Here's what I've got so far:


WHAT: There is nothing in any game text anywhere to indicate that you may only use Paprika's service five times (t... Expand 1479 characters


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Petition ID 516: Merch.improbableisland.com opens in the same page when clicked.
Submitted Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:13:22 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

I always see this. It taunts me! Regardless of whether or not I want to buy Merchandise, the T-shirt sits there, dangerously close to other links I want to click. Sometimes, I click it by mistake after, say, trying to post a message in banter. My message is gone. The window is replaced by the Mercha... Expand 327 characters


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Petition ID 2107: Missed Dialogue
Submitted Thu, 29 May 2014 13:20:00 UTC by Fronk

This is a general problem, but an increasingly frustrating one. Occasionally, I'll click twice instead of once and in doing so completely skip over a page of dialogue not unlike the one I just missed with Rohit. I also missed the last page in the budget horse saga, regrettably. I would really love t... Expand 123 characters


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Petition ID 1438: Minor issue: Currently Online list shows most recent named location, never World Map.
Submitted Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:34:19 UTC by Buddleia

If you look at the list of who's where (improbableisland.com/list.php?), every single player is shown as being in an Outpost, or the Failboat, or a Place. Even when this is incorrect.

For instance, I am currently Travelling between outposts. I stopped in at one Place to read some flavour t... Expand 600 characters


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Petition ID 1011: Owners of a lace can edit the new Banter System
Submitted Tue, 04 Sep 2012 20:48:09 UTC by sage wanderer

When I am inside of my own place, the X's and Checkmarks that appear in the story and banters to the left of all posts inside of my house are visible, and still functional, so essentially I can mod the island Banter. This has only occurred since the universal Island banter came into effect.

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Petition ID 2419: I am stuck Down Below after a NewDay turn with no map and no exits
Submitted Sun, 28 Sep 2014 04:18:50 UTC by Crafty Joker Lain

I was Down Below as NewDay happened. When I first moved, this popped up, and again with one more move: http://i.imgur.com/qS0cKvl.jpg

After that, I had an empty space instead of a map: http://i.imgur.com/itW5UOP.jpg

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Petition ID 2421: down below a great rumbling happened and I got an invalid argument
Submitted Mon, 29 Sep 2014 04:25:03 UTC by

down below a great rumbling happened and I got an invalid argument
and i didn't even know I was in an argument, valid or otherwise

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=move&direction=e&c=182-040136

http://s463.photobucket.com/user/kitramos/media/improb_zpscf79c3cc.png... Expand 0 characters


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Petition ID 2138: Double-grave J (`J) works as a color in chat
Submitted Sat, 07 Jun 2014 07:40:11 UTC by Locust Crop Fish

When typed into chat, (I noticed it in Banter) ``J turns into a ` and then the `J color code which I believe isn't supposed to work in chatspaces. When: I just noticed it just now, but it probably has to do with the new double-grave coding.

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Petition ID 3014: Donation Button not working
Submitted Thu, 25 Jun 2015 10:58:17 UTC by The Ulcir

When I click the purple Site Admin donation button it brings me to a page that looks like this: http://imgur.com/p92Fmzj

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Petition ID 1037: Clan distracts
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:28:13 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

Well, I was wondering if the ability to distract the whole clan would be coming back. It did make things easier when you needed to the word out to them if it was a big clan. It was a great little tool for everyone who could use them.

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Petition ID 1212: Apostrophes generate an escape when in weapons or armors!
Submitted Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:02:01 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

When typing an apostrophe inside a weapon or armor description, sometimes, an extra "\" is inserted. Example: "Bee's Knees" becomes "Bee\'s Knees". It's been around for quite a while!

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Petition ID 2051: Unable to change Page Hidden/Shown Master Setting after Page is moved
Submitted Thu, 17 Apr 2014 07:46:52 UTC by CAKE Lady Quinn

In my Place (CAKE HQ), I moved a page (ID: 2994) into a new room (from room 105 to room 98). This page was originally set to "At all times, except when overriden by a Program, the navigation link pointing to this Page will be: Hidden."

When I change this setting to "Shown" and submit the change, ... Expand 537 characters


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Petition ID 1502: Reminder to CMJ about rollover coordinates
Submitted Wed, 15 May 2013 20:56:53 UTC by Extreme Badass Aer

As you asked before, please reinitialize rollover coordinates on the 3x3 map as well as the world map. Thanks!

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Petition ID 2183: Beds going missing or trying to eat players
Submitted Tue, 24 Jun 2014 04:12:36 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge


Related to the server issue referenced in the 6-23-14 MOTD, these bed slots do not show with items in them. Bed items were removed and put back to no effect.

The Tea House: The Living Room
http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=places&op=room&roomid=177&placeid=745&c=342-034801... Expand 913 characters


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Petition ID 2319: Crate sniffer sniffing wrong number of crates.
Submitted Mon, 25 Aug 2014 21:04:46 UTC by

I noticed recently that when I use a crate sniffer, it will say a weird number, like 13 crates in the area, and then to double check, it would say 49 crates, 0 crates, etc.

Something is wrong with the crate sniffer...

http://www.improbableisland.com/inventory.php?items_useitem=35232409&items_c... Expand 46 characters


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Petition ID 2528: 'Hemmoraging' (should be) spelled hemorrhaging
Submitted Mon, 10 Nov 2014 07:24:55 UTC by

'Hemmorhaging' misspelled at http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=newhomemuseum&op=filmhall&part=3 paragraph 2 word 1.

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Petition ID 1073: SpiderKitty Hangup
Submitted Tue, 25 Sep 2012 01:58:16 UTC by The Eternal Chef Albert W. Carter

When I was fighting a SpiderKitty, the game hung up after I trashed two of the targeted areas. After 10 minutes of hanging I got a white screen, but no BadNav links to get out of it. Reloading the page after a couple of moments got me back to the battle screen, but the hanging problem still existe... Expand 163 characters


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Petition ID 2253: A problem with the "Sinister Dexter" monster.
Submitted Fri, 18 Jul 2014 14:36:16 UTC by

WHAT: There is a problem with the "Sinister Dexter" monster in the Jungle. When you try to attack a vulnerable spot, it says you are attacking a well-guarded spot, and vice-versa. This causes much confusion as to the monster learning which is a vulnerable spot and such.
HOW: When in the jungle figh... Expand 187 characters


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Petition ID 1503: Herbs/Crates not appearing on Map Squares
Submitted Thu, 16 May 2013 00:45:18 UTC by Snow Queen Vix


There don't seem to be any herbs/crates available for pickup on the new map squares. I had 2 hits on a crate sniffer, walked the complete 3-click grid and didn't find anything.

I haven't seen any herbs available for pickup, either. I checked in global Banter and no one else seemed to have found... Expand 9 characters


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Petition ID 2174: Intermittent Pleasentville inescapable BADNAV
Submitted Sun, 22 Jun 2014 21:10:10 UTC by Lieutenant Badass Misspel

When outside Pleasentville (at 14,24) on the map after either leaving Pleasentville or by logging in after timing out I have been getting this error:

Before timing out I was looking at my map. When logging back on I am trapped in a perpetual cycle of Badnav with this message at the top and what a... Expand 811 characters


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Petition ID 2036: You didn't think that you'd get away with no bugs at all in the Places reprogramming, did you?
Submitted Sun, 06 Apr 2014 15:48:54 UTC by Big Danny Skronky

Only a small one. You can't point Run Program Contraptions to programs that are unlinked, they don't show up in the list of programs. There's an obvious work around, move the program to a room/page, point the Run Program to it there, and then unlink it again. That's fine.

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Petition ID 2679: Implants!
Submitted Thu, 29 Jan 2015 04:05:24 UTC by Devoted Rykar

Should I be able to use my old implant after getting it removed? I haven't gone through a gameday yet.

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Petition ID 2684: Blockhead Implant is faulty...
Submitted Fri, 30 Jan 2015 20:56:07 UTC by Dark Knight

The blockhead implant is either not adding the values or is actually making things harder. Now these stats did have the nausia debuff when I had the brew stats but the with brew stats looked like this from the stam page (exp removed)

Decorating Lv 97 20,900 -19,144 1,756 or .176%
Reinforcement ... Expand 1285 characters


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Petition ID 2685: Multiple Impants
Submitted Fri, 30 Jan 2015 22:15:21 UTC by Mostly Jack Smythe

What: Despite removing my spatial awareness implant for the chempack, both are showing up in combat and both are useable.
How: I got my implant (spatial awareness) removed in New Pitts and then got the Chem Pack later in Kitt. Even during the 'implant hole' part, I was still able to use the spatial... Expand 318 characters


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Petition ID 2686: Implants still working after being removed
Submitted Sun, 01 Feb 2015 11:42:54 UTC by Villa Servant Jackson

I recently got my spacial awareness implant removed in newhome, but I can still use it perfectly fine. I think a use is missing, but thats it. Still works.

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Petition ID 1506: Really bad Lag..
Submitted Thu, 16 May 2013 20:59:20 UTC by Do A Dollop of Daisy

Ever since the new map appeared, I have been experiencing horrid lag. When mentioned in banter, several others commented about experiencing the same things - complete page reloads on banter/story posts, timed combat being useless due to unpredictable lag, white screens on fights, posts and travel. P... Expand 13 characters


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Petition ID 1632: Autoupdate not working in Chrome
Submitted Fri, 26 Jul 2013 10:11:03 UTC by Inked Ada

I thought someone'd posted this already, but evidently not. Autoupdate repeatedly stops working in Chrome - sometimes it works, usually it doesn't. This has been happening for... a week? more?

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Petition ID 1417: Vulnerable/well guarded spots sometimes switch colours
Submitted Mon, 18 Mar 2013 08:59:56 UTC by Lieutenant General Condescending Frog

What:
When fighting monsters with targeted fighting, sometimes striking an guarded (orange) body part will lead to the message "You aim for a vulnerable spot!", eventually leading to the monster taking a defensive position and all targets becoming guarded. Striking any body part is now considered ... Expand 422 characters


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Petition ID 341: Console theme compass
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:46:37 UTC by Badass Flaze

When using the Console theme, the compass for Travel screens is black. Against a black background, that's a slight problem. How to make it happen? Go to any travel screen on the map using console theme.
Where? Travel screens. And when? Seeing as I have no idea when it started, I'm just going to hav... Expand 74 characters


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Petition ID 1477: Missing credit for donation
Submitted Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:39:41 UTC by

I put $10 in the kitty a couple of days ago. Kitty did not reset, and I did not get SP. Transaction was confirmed on PayPal. What do I do to fix this?

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Petition ID 1781: Travelling doesn't cost stamina nor reward travel exp if you get a fight there.
Submitted Sun, 10 Nov 2013 00:17:54 UTC by Rather Dull WindRapier

What: When I travel on the map, fights and improbable events make it so that the travelling does not cost stamina, and I also do not earn travel exp.
One exploit I've found with it is to be at ~20% stamina and travel. If you are able to oneshot the enemy and survive, you can travel all over the map... Expand 901 characters


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Petition ID 3386: Kick Players menu Last Online isn't working properly.
Submitted Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:16:16 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

The times listed for a player's last pageload or whatever exactly it is that the last online looks for seems to just be completely broken. For example, for three people who all posted within the past few minutes, their times are
2015-11-24 07:50:56
2015-11-24 06:42:49
2015-11-24 04:59:07

I... Expand 607 characters


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Petition ID 2282: Delete button not working
Submitted Sun, 03 Aug 2014 07:12:42 UTC by Just Werns

In each distraction, there's this delete button: http://i.imgur.com/NGZ3Dcg.png It's not working for me.

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Petition ID 2871: Plots mixed up for stamina
Submitted Mon, 27 Apr 2015 16:31:35 UTC by Booty Hunter Hyde

I have been noticing this for a while, but the two plots 15,4 and 16,4 are mixed up. The map shows them as desert and plains respectively but when on them, it claims them as opposites, even with the text telling you what the map shows you on. It is nothing big but I am assuming it has been around fo... Expand 14 characters


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Petition ID 1421: The Moderators list in the FAQ is incomplete.
Submitted Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:25:30 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

I hear Hairy Mary is a mod now, but The moderators list in http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=newbfaq&op=rules neglects that. Maybe an update to this page would be necessary!

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Petition ID 1149: Teaching Timed Combat is Broken
Submitted Wed, 31 Oct 2012 04:32:29 UTC by Never Luckeeh

Everyone, including mods, are unable to teach anyone timed combat. I tried to teach a newbie, but it didn't work. I then asked a mod (Ebenezer) to try to teach the newbie, and he said it didn't work for him either. This is the link that was used:

http://www.improbableisland.com/bio.php?op=teachti... Expand 217 characters


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Petition ID 2515: Rocket Turkey vanishes
Submitted Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:34:12 UTC by Rambling Ryja

I got the Turkey on Sat 1st - blasted it off - and its never been seen again - and now about 48 hours later. Poor thing must have gone into orbit! Banter says its a once a 24-hour thing - but its past that deadline now so I wondered if there's a problem. Cheers, Ryja

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Petition ID 1032: Exploit: people can send Fancy Pictures Frames after using them.
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:07:11 UTC by Buddleia

Apparently it is possible to use a Fancy Picture Frame, then send it to someone, they use it, and then they send it back to you. That would stop CMJ getting any more money from avatars, if the same frame gets passed around a huge group of friends every time anyone wants to change their avatar.

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Petition ID 1140: Exploit - Used permanent Lodge items are giftable
Submitted Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:07:28 UTC by Junebug

[15m47s]! X | The Terror of Death Dirk Strider says "Rick i will send you my infinte one send it back after oyu change yours~"

As the text in the Hunter's Lodge clearly says, permanent reusable items should only be giftable when they are unused. Upon testing, though... I haven't actually made a g... Expand 692 characters


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Petition ID 2531: Down Below
Submitted Mon, 10 Nov 2014 22:08:11 UTC by What's that? ZOINKS

http://imgur.com/a/pn0WY

I'm sorry about the lack of copy and pasting of those links, but I did not know I needed them until now, however they are saved on those images.
Anyways, what happened was an extra line of space appeared after a strange series of events, which I will explain in a bit. W... Expand 1261 characters


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Petition ID 2555: A new wall in NH DB
Submitted Fri, 14 Nov 2014 21:39:16 UTC by Rambling Ryja

There's been a few oddities in level 1 - but here's another - with a new wall. The foebots must have learned some building skills. http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=downbelow&op=enter&c=162-213708

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Petition ID 1330: Report a Problem
Submitted Fri, 01 Feb 2013 08:40:52 UTC by Ebenezer

It is easy for players to miss that "Report a Problem" link up at the top of the page. I think it'd be helpful to add information to the current FAQ about what to do if you see someone breaking the rules. (I suggest adding it near the top somewhere, so that it's very easy to see.)

Suggested a... Expand 1925 characters


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Petition ID 2044: Story Passes are ungiftable, and it's all too easy to accidentally buy duplicates
Submitted Sun, 13 Apr 2014 14:59:06 UTC by Buddleia

When you're in the Hunter's Lodge, looking for things to buy, it can be hard to remember which of the Story Passes you've bought and which you haven't. (The titles there don't perfectly match the ones you see in your Notebook, after all.) You can scroll all the way down to click through to your inve... Expand 907 characters


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Petition ID 2251: Ferryman Missing Spaces
Submitted Thu, 17 Jul 2014 12:17:42 UTC by #158052 Cora Brecht

http://improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=payferry&c=67-121038 (Don't know if this helps or not)

Minor stuff. Just need spaces put in where the underscores are.

The Requisition tokens echo loudly as they fall into the cup. The ferryman reaches out to a long pole. Bony fingers grasp the pole... Expand 790 characters


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Petition ID 2746: We can't log out down below!
Submitted Sun, 01 Mar 2015 17:17:33 UTC by

Well, obviously I've died, or I dont have enough stamina to get back to the surface, and either a new day is very far away, or i'm on a level an outpost isn't on. I live with 3 friends, who all play, but we only have one computer, so of course we take turns. I cant log off to let them on, even thoug... Expand 107 characters


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Petition ID 2542: Down Below out-of-bounds
Submitted Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:15:32 UTC by Forever Dolbrian

Moving from DB level 2 to level 1 doesn't put me on the stairs from 1 to 2, but rather at the upper left corner of the level 1 map.

At that point I'm able to move in any direction, through walls, including off the map (thereby disappearing). If I then move back onto the map, navigation is normal ... Expand 662 characters


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Petition ID 378: Comms tent doesn't have a working link to the failboat.
Submitted Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:14:31 UTC by

WHAT: The Comms Tent option to talk to the unworthy (poorly named, btw) doesn't link to the story channel on the failboat.

How: Visit the comms tent, talk to the unworthy.

WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/gypsy.php?op=pay&c=1119-191324 -- which brings you to http://improbableisland.com/gypsy... Expand 43 characters


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Petition ID 1034: Broken fight
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:04:59 UTC by

I am currently fighting a Malfunctioning Camera, and when I try to continue the fight the server doesn't respond for a long while. Eventually it gives me a blank page. When I return to improbable island.com I'm stuck in the same fight. I'm not sure what I would do to make this happen again. When... Expand 575 characters


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Petition ID 1197: Superdays did not refill
Submitted Thu, 22 Nov 2012 15:21:20 UTC by Junebug

It's a Thursday morning, and Ada and Xan are reporting their Superdays did not refill. Hm. Sessine's didn't, either. I just did some queries -- amongst the people who have bought superdays, about one-third have superdays < superslots. (Details via email.) That is far too many for a Thursday morn... Expand 65 characters


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Petition ID 1709: Memory Part Equal troubles
Submitted Mon, 16 Sep 2013 23:28:32 UTC by

I use a global memory to set up a locking system in a few rooms in my Place, enabling people with access to those rooms to lock them once inside, without needing keys. All of these programs (there are four for each room: one outside in the common room, one in the room itself, and two in pages that ... Expand 1234 characters


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Petition ID 933: Complete whitescreen some more
Submitted Thu, 16 Aug 2012 10:06:49 UTC by

The exact same whitescreen as the last two times. It seems to occur randomly when fighting, about once per real-time day. This time I was about to deal the finishing blow to a Hiker. Is there a way I can fix these without bugging you guys with them?

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Petition ID 1890: Very Slow Load Times in Stonehenge (22,35)
Submitted Tue, 21 Jan 2014 06:23:21 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge

This is likely self-inflicted as a matter of the Place being too frickin' big, but it takes on average 4 to 5 seconds for a pageload within Stonehenge, with even longer corresponding times to complete any build or programming action. I am not sure there is any solution to this, and am pretty much ... Expand 99 characters


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Petition ID 1753: Unable To Gift Permanent Changers If There Is More Than One In Your Possession
Submitted Tue, 22 Oct 2013 17:32:48 UTC by The Only Synnove

I have two permanent title changers in my possession and wished to transfer one to an alt (through Omega, specifically). I found out that I could not gift either one; since the title changers are stacked, it seems that when I changed my title, it registered both changers as "In Use".

I did`... Expand 208 characters


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Petition ID 1074: Bios opened in clan halls do not open in new tabs/windows.
Submitted Tue, 25 Sep 2012 17:04:42 UTC by Bestial Lythar

WHAT: Bios opened in clan halls do not open in a new tab/window as they do elsewhere.

HOW: Go into the clan halls, and choose the "View Membership" link. Click a name at random. Voila, you can no longer be in the island, as you are now trapped in a bio.

WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/b... Expand 258 characters


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Petition ID 1208: Cobblestone cottage
Submitted Tue, 27 Nov 2012 22:29:49 UTC by

Even though the Cobblestone Cottage says not to put the problems with it here, Junebug told me to. WHAT/HOW: Entering username and verification code in the cobblestone cottage and hitting "Carry On" takes you to a "Bad Response From Server" page. WHEN: Since AT LEAST 3 days ago.

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Petition ID 2153: Armour bug
Submitted Fri, 13 Jun 2014 16:05:04 UTC by Of Foreign Sands Arken Feyl

What: When I go to change any part of my character part of my armour keeps getting deleted, changing it from

Big `Lblue`~ "You wouldn't hurt me" eyes (which by the way is the max 25 characters)

to just

Big `Lblue`~

Only the part in the " " is lost

How: Every time I open the ch... Expand 141 characters


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Petition ID 1045: Export Commentary (Timeless) gives "Character&#65533;emotes" instead of properly inserting the space
Submitted Sun, 16 Sep 2012 21:10:28 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: Exporting Commentary (I've only tried it with Timeless) gives you something like this:

Iriana, making silly faces, sits down.
Iriana&#65533;carries on making silly faces even when you tell her to cut it out.

A character right after the name (,) works fine, but a space afte... Expand 617 characters


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Petition ID 168: Pack monsters deplete stamina for each monster in pack for each round
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:31:44 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Ever since Pack monsters came out, people have been mentioning that they cost a lot more stamina to fight. (They also give a carcass each, and possibly recharge the chempack each, but those are bonuses, not problems.) I tracked the numbers, and it appears that for each round of combat ... Expand 1897 characters


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Petition ID 904: Memories can have values outside of 0 to 999999.
Submitted Thu, 09 Aug 2012 02:55:39 UTC by Buddleia

I was messing around with Programming, and I found that it's possible to increment your Memory to below zero.

30 players have interacted with this Memory, and here they are:

Player Name ................... Memory Value
Sessine ............................ 1
Cantankerous Biggs ......... 3... Expand 863 characters


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Petition ID 1071: Preferences not saving on first try
Submitted Sun, 23 Sep 2012 23:10:13 UTC by Clockwork Artificer Silas

I'm not sure if this is just my account, or if this is a problem in general. So, in doubt, I'll assume it's just me.

WHAT: Whenever I change my preferences and click save, my preferences revert to the state that they were in before I made any changes. The changes only stick when I (withou... Expand 852 characters


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Petition ID 1350: Checking Clan in Programs
Submitted Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:34:28 UTC by CAKE Lady Quinn

Don't know if this is really a bug or just something working too well at it's intended function.

I have a program set up in a place to give a specific memento out to members of a clan. Some friends and I noticed that this also gives out the item to any applicant to the clan as well, since the Co... Expand 371 characters


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Petition ID 259: Anywhere to IC
Submitted Thu, 24 Nov 2011 21:36:59 UTC by

WHAT: Upon starting a New day and getting Jill back, I seem to be transported to IC when i was in NH.
HOW: Be anywhere with Jill, lose her, Lose to a monster, then use a new day to get to back to the island, You should find yourself in IC.
WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?modul... Expand 196 characters


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Petition ID 340: Auto Update Issues - Yes, Cache is Cleared
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:14:11 UTC by Effervescent Escemfer

I am using the latest release of Chrome on a Vista computer. And I have cleared my cache twice, and my entire browser history (cookies and all) once.

Auto update seems to time out in less than five minutes (On one occasion, 3 min and 17 sec after me posting a comment, though this seems variable)... Expand 908 characters


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Petition ID 345: Auto-Update not, well, auto-updating
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:02:41 UTC by Wascally Wabbit Asagi

In NewHome, Banter or Story often (not always) stops auto-updating, even when the auto-updater indication text at the bottom says otherwise.

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Petition ID 346: chat.js bug
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 02:30:14 UTC by die fledermaus

With the story and banter in stacked mode: Error: document.getElementById("dualchat_left") is null Source File: http://www.improbableisland.com/js/chat.js Line: 4 I'm guessing something in chat.js is assuming the mode is always split.

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Petition ID 827: Banter/Story Invastion
Submitted Thu, 28 Jun 2012 03:10:30 UTC by Cherriki Ten

I don't know if anyone else has posted about this at all, but I have been having issues with Banter and Story moving over to their respective counterparts.

I know I am not the only person with this problem so I was just wondering if there is any way to fix it

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Petition ID 1018: Online/Typing Indicators Seem Broke
Submitted Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:28:01 UTC by Revolver Trowa

The indicators to the left of a player's name show as green, whether or not a person is in the same area as you, as long as they are online.

Also, when someone types in Global Banter, any area they may have posted in Story before shows them typing in that channel, too, even if they're not in that... Expand 384 characters


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Petition ID 1036: Places Banter UnSilenceable.
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 20:15:34 UTC by The Rabbit, Szara Kryik

For Places Banter, the ability to delete and undelete comments no longer exists, even when set to Local room or Place wide. Story side unaffected. Tested with Place ownership, Key of Keys, and Silence key in various places. Seems to affect every place. Problem since the Banter change.

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Petition ID 1060: Gifting of Grids and Memory chips
Submitted Fri, 21 Sep 2012 05:34:22 UTC by Dawg

I am unable to gift Modules and Programming grids by dropping them into others stores. Stone, Logs, C&C's- no problem. Grids, modules, columns and rows are not available in the menu when trying to Donate into stores.

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Petition ID 1173: Altruism
Submitted Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:14:53 UTC by

I sprung for the good stuff for the island. It vanished today. I did it yesterday, it should have been up until 11/14/2012 3-5 pm est

Ummm Not sure. I guess I made the kitty go up and the altruism at the same time.

Altruism bar

Today? I have people tell me it had twenty hours left before I... Expand 42 characters


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Petition ID 1211: No link in pub for Timed Combat
Submitted Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:12:41 UTC by Junebug

The MoTD says "Timed Combat can be learned from the pub in New Pittsburgh." But there's no link in Vigour Mortis. Go in, nothing happens. People are scratching their heads and wondering.

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Petition ID 1823: Rules' Detail's Moderator list
Submitted Tue, 03 Dec 2013 06:12:06 UTC by Kreyhn

Upon joining the chinwagging, there is no mention of Omega or RP Whistle.

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Petition ID 2922: Missing Stone Rook
Submitted Mon, 01 Jun 2015 01:12:26 UTC by Vixenmorph Cenobite

I donated five dollars today to get the Stone Rook on the last day, due to not having the money before hand, and I did not receive the item. Could someone please help me out?

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Petition ID 349: Commentary export is missing.
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:17:20 UTC by

I can't save scenes using the commentary export function, as the link isn't there any more.

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Petition ID 1225: Quick keys (a for bank, h for shop) don't work in Newhome
Submitted Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:12:58 UTC by

Inside of buildings, the quick keys system works fine. But on the main Newhome page, I can't select anything unless I click on it. Hardly urgent, but really annoying.

It's been that way since I joined two days ago. Clearly you're supposed to be able to use quick keys, because there are underlined... Expand 48 characters


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Petition ID 223: Running away successfully does not give experience
Submitted Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:56:58 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

What:
When running away while fighting in the jungle, each time you fail to run away, you gain experience (it is noticeable if you have the mini HoF enabled). But, when you successfully run away, you do not gain any experience from the action.


How:
It seems this is possible in the jungles, a... Expand 361 characters


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Petition ID 1239: Phantom Backslashes in Extended Bio and Phys. Desc.
Submitted Sat, 15 Dec 2012 01:29:50 UTC by Ashielf

Whenever I go to edit my physical description or my extended biography, a backslash appears before ANY apostrophe ( ' ), or quotation mark ( " ) that is in it.
I have to go through and deleted them all using chrome's search ability (So I don't miss any). If I were to go edit it and then just save... Expand 913 characters


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Petition ID 315: Can't Teach Timed Combat
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:37:18 UTC by There, perhaps, another Clue

What- Can't Teach Timed Combat anymore, since the link that used to be in Bios has vanished!
How- Open the Bio of someone who does not have the skill yet
Where- Bio of someone who does not have the skill yet. For example http://improbableisland.com/bio.php?char=117548
When- Since the commentary c... Expand 35 characters


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Petition ID 626: Chapel's Story don't work
Submitted Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:32:42 UTC by Mornin' Skye

One cannot RP or post in the chapel. One can test this by trying to `italk with others`i. This happens inside of the chapel. This is the first time it happened to me. I don't know how many times it's happened before or how long it's been going on.

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Petition ID 656: Special Comments: preview is wrong
Submitted Mon, 09 Apr 2012 04:14:31 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
1. Preview shows your set chat/talk colour, but the actual comment comes out in black by default. (I'm not sure whether it's chatcol or talkcol or both - mine are both set to
@green.)
2. Preview shows your charactername, says, and quotation marks, as if you were talking.

Example: w... Expand 833 characters


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Petition ID 773: Talkcol affects Place descriptions
Submitted Tue, 12 Jun 2012 17:19:21 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If a room has "no chat" set, then if the room or page descriptions use the colour code # then the bits which should be light cyan appear in the player's set talkcol (for me, that's usually @, but I tested with L, X, k, and ~).

I've checked - it's not chatcol, just talkcol.

It a... Expand 922 characters


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Petition ID 795: Hotkeys Don't Work In Opera 12
Submitted Tue, 19 Jun 2012 19:41:00 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

I've tried hitting all the different hotkeys in different scenes and they don't work in Opera 12. This includes A-z and 0-9, and possibly more. Site-specific hotkeys on other sites seem to work fine.

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Petition ID 855: Where in the shit's my req?
Submitted Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:58:08 UTC by Mr. Snazzy Jenkins

WHAT I dealt around 1.6 million damage to a Titan, but recieved 0 req HOW Don't really remember WHEN I was titan hunting early today WHERE Somewhere in the south eastern waters

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Petition ID 943: Similar to 522, color bleeds from "Nearby Places" place names to the options below
Submitted Sat, 18 Aug 2012 15:56:02 UTC by Toothy Humanitarian Awesome Fred

WHAT: "Nearby Places" header on the left sidebar will list Places. If the Place's name doesn't close the color tag, which they seldom do, then the next "Inventory" header will be that same color, and now the herb-related header also gets colored.

HOW: Just walk to a square that has it. Go to 20,2... Expand 197 characters


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Petition ID 972: Ad-supported Firefox error
Submitted Mon, 27 Aug 2012 05:32:23 UTC by Goddess of Magic, Mizuhana

Since the last update, this occurs on every page of II, including the homepage. I'm using Firefox 14.0.1 with the Ad-Supported Black skin, and each column of text appears as a new row instead. Most stats are referred to with their IDs, and the following block of text appears on each page toward the ... Expand 1669 characters


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Petition ID 1023: Distracting from bio's
Submitted Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:02:02 UTC by Mr. Pappy Outmen

Well, when you go to someone's bio and click 'distract this player', it send you to your distractions, but it does not add the player to the field for receiver if the message.
Just clicking on someone's name and visiting there bio, and clicking the link for the distractions.
Where is on the bio.
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Petition ID 1093: Clear Banter Contraption no longer works.
Submitted Sun, 07 Oct 2012 23:27:19 UTC by Bestial Lythar

WHAT: The Clear Banter contraption no longer works as part of programs, even if you're only using a room-specific banter.

HOW: As an example, I have a place. I use it on a regular basis, and want to clean up Banter to remove some clutter before it is used again. So I type my command of /clear a... Expand 301 characters


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Petition ID 1131: Memento Titles Do Not Display
Submitted Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:47:29 UTC by Effervescent Escemfer

When viewing your inventory in Normal Mode, the titles of the Mementos in your shoebox no longer display. Occuring since the new inventory screen was introduced.

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Petition ID 1132: Inventory Sort Incorrect
Submitted Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:00:52 UTC by Effervescent Escemfer

When sorting your inventory alphabetically, the list is also alphabetized according to color codes (when applicable, in Mementos). If possible, the alphabetization should ignore color codes.

Also, the Recently Acquired sort seems to be incorrect. Offhand, I know that the Mementos and Lodge Item... Expand 366 characters


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Petition ID 1360: Bold and Italics are messed up in Bio Memento Lists.
Submitted Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:23:52 UTC by Aozora Phenopteryx

In the memento lists in bios, italics and bolds in don't execute properly and mess up the whole list, making colors fail sometimes and the whole thing look wrong in general.

I've figured it out, I think - it treats the 'close italics/bold' coding as another cue to start it, maybe.

Thin
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Petition ID 1231: Feature suggestion: colorblind mode
Submitted Mon, 10 Dec 2012 01:51:00 UTC by

Is this an appropriate way to suggest a feature? Maybe I'm just being stupid.

At any rate, I would like to humbly suggest a colorblind mode that turns the tannish background white and maybe makes the default grey color a little darker. I'm colorblind, so the tan background makes certain colors ve... Expand 188 characters


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Petition ID 597: Not getting exp for targeted fighting
Submitted Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:21:08 UTC by A Completely Insane Lunatick

Title says it all. When I use targeted fighting I get experience for standard fighting.

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Petition ID 601: The character expiry routine does not clean up occupied beds.
Submitted Fri, 23 Mar 2012 22:48:29 UTC by Dizzyizzy

When an account times out, the characters remain, taking up bedspaces. I noticed with with two rookies in Dev's cabin. Sessine cleaned it up and told me that "The character expiry routine does not clean up occupied beds."

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Petition ID 645: Module grassyfield is not active, but was attempted to be injected.
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 2012 20:47:00 UTC by Mostly Solid Aela of Nekops

I attempted to look for trouble in the Kittania Jungle, with no apparent difference from any other time. I am hunting a monster for Dan, if that makes any difference (unlikely, but who knows).

http://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=search&stam=search&c=120-213746

Suddenly, I got the fo... Expand 291 characters


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Petition ID 2265: Double Grave Activates Disabled Codes in Chat
Submitted Thu, 24 Jul 2014 20:07:08 UTC by Effervescent Escemfer

Some of the codes that have been disabled in chatspaces are activated by using the double-grave feature (`@). Petition #2138 references the exploit with the J code, but there are a couple others.

Testing indicates that J, w, and c are affected. J enables the brightblue Special Admin Message co... Expand 103 characters


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Petition ID 14: CMJ: Public Test
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 05:46:35 UTC by Admin CavemanJoe

Test of a public description.

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Petition ID 20: Rally: navlink to list of Points disappears once you've hit all the Unordered points.
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:38:14 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: The nav link disappears. This could make someone who had entered the Rally unable to find all the points except by combing all thousand squares of the map.

HOW: Enter Rally. Hit all 50 of the Unordered points before hitting all 50 of the Sequenced Points.

WHERE: http://www.improbableisla... Expand 125 characters


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Petition ID 21: Abandoned Factory: blank space at top of page, everything goes to the bottom
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:16:32 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Navigating the Factory is ugly and difficult with lots of scrolling between each pageload. There's a huge space above the top navlinks, pushing them and the "Abandoned Factory" header, info, map and so on right down to the bottom of the page.

HOW: Enter Factory, or move around in Factory. ... Expand 311 characters


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Petition ID 22: Rally: no compass direction given for Sequenced Point 50
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:22:29 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Once you've hit Sequenced Point 49, the Rally information text changes to "You have reached a Sequenced Rally Point!" (from, e.g, "Next sequenced Rally point: 4N 17W"), and then nothing once you've moved off the square. In conjunction with the other reported bug - Petition ID 20 - this could m... Expand 403 characters


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Petition ID 23: Weapon Tune-up
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:42:43 UTC by Thomas K. Mogar

I had the Watcher tune-up my weapon. The 500 Favour disappeared, and I opted to return to the offices to go back to the Island. The weapon upgrade isn't active and in my buff list.

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Petition ID 24: Kick Players list contains players in other Places
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:10:45 UTC by Junebug

What:
Owner is offered the option to kick out players who are actually in a different Place. This occurs in places with one- and two-digit place ids. Example - placeid 67 shows players who are in place 677.

Fix: (yes, I actually have one for this!)
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Petition ID 27: Memories disappear when added to a Place
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:55:17 UTC by Swede

Hi, I just used my Programmer's Selection Box. It nicely gave me 4 of all programming items. Next I tried to place a memory in my place: Small Cottage at 11,9 (ID: 277), which seem to go fine. The game asks me to give the memory a name, which I named \Racal\. Pressing enter made me go back to the me... Expand 472 characters


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Petition ID 28: Multiple backslashes appear in Memento descriptions.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:13:21 UTC by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

WHAT:
Mementos still have the problem with inserting \\ before any '. Noticed in the use text of the HOW clan badge when used.

WHEN:
This has been going on since Mementos were introduced. By now the database contains a lot of messed-up descriptions -- too many to correct by hand. After the bug ... Expand 79 characters


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Petition ID 31: Targeted monsters do strong attacks with no advance notice
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:12:45 UTC by Warrant Officer Maybelline

I've been having some problems with the targeted combat system. It seems like when monsters are guard broken (unable to attack or defend) they will still attack me, and even try strong attacks when there's no advance notice via a red target. Usually by this point I have broken a couple of the me... Expand 205 characters


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Petition ID 33: Health Insurance prevents healing companions
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:25:16 UTC by Hot Little Mama E Will

Hello, Just wanted to point out that when you use the Health Insurance, there is no way to heal Caroline the Speed medic (or, I assume, any other companions you might have). Also, the wording when you purchase the health insurance doesn't indicate that it is automatically used. I had bought three of... Expand 135 characters


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Petition ID 35: Character-set encodings bug on the Wiki
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:30:57 UTC by

Junebug writes: The Wiki of Lies has long been known for being unable to display '...' and various other character combinations. Here, finally, is someone who seems to understand what's going wrong.

Naesten writes: There's something going wrong with encodings and the Wiki of Lies. For example, s... Expand 1121 characters


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Petition ID 36: The Bluerock Chapel is gone.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:37:26 UTC by

There is no chapel in Kittania. Or anywhere to get married/divorced. I am itching to sever the ties with Emily. I have a hundred thousand requisition burning in my pocket to marry the love of my life, Seth, instead.

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Petition ID 42: Time range contrivances do not detect time correctly.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:46:26 UTC by K-01 Tahvohck

The time range contrivances don't detect time correctly when wrapping around midnight, is this intended behavior?

Further details from Enquirer: Makiwa, Trowa have both reported this. Also, from Makiwa:

It seems that you cannot set a time that has a '0' in the minutes box.

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Petition ID 43: Console Skin has an incomplete list of upper headers.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:46:54 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

When choosing Console skin, on the top of the page, you see MoTD | Enquirer - blog, forums and wiki | Distractions: Some number new, A lot old | Report a problem

When choosing Default, you see MoTD | Distractions: 0 new, 211 old | Report a problem | Enquirer - Blogs, Forums and Wiki | Twitter | I... Expand 178 characters


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Petition ID 46: Stamina drain for overweight backpack continues after pack emptied
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:31:34 UTC by Ragmatical

From the old petitions: "I dropped off a bunch of stone at my house (23,20) then started to head to Kit, and the stamina drain for having a overweight backpack kept showing up, but I have nothing in my pack, bandoleer, and my card case isn't full either."

Originally submitted 9/30/2011 5:38:06.
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Petition ID 49: Stamina percentage near invisible on Console skin
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:22:36 UTC by

From the old petitions:
The "stamina" display in the HUD doesn't work well with the Console skin: the percentage is shown in (near) black, which is of course effectively invisible on Console's black background. (Selecting the text is an effective workaround, but it's annoying to have to do that.)
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Petition ID 50: All petitions require email
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:51:30 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

The petition report page says that: "We don't have a way to contact you. This Petition is being treated as Private. We'll be needing your email to accept this Petition." even when the petition is actually public instead of private.

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Petition ID 52: Titans do not give money for the last hit.
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 02:19:27 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

Self explanatory, when you kill a Titan in one hit, you still do not receive money other than the one thousand requisition bonus.

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Petition ID 54: Console Skin physical description still hard to see.
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:20:06 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

Console Skin now looks great! However, when you mouseover somebody that has an avatar, their text shows very light gray over very dark gray, which is okay. However, when you mouseover at somebody with no avatar, the text color is black over very dark gray, very hard to read.

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Petition ID 56: [UI Tweak] Console / Abandoned Factory graphical updates
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:10:54 UTC by

The Console skin with the new Abandoned Factory is now hard to read. The colours for the Factory squares and the body bgcolor are the same and it is difficult to discern the individual squares. Type: UI Reproducibility: Always How: Visit the Abandoned Factory with the Console skin active

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Petition ID 58: Mementos showing incorrect text
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:28:29 UTC by Effervescent Escemfer

Some Mementos are now showing the incorrect text in the Title, Description, and Use text. As well, the Attributes assigned to the affected Mementos are now displaying blank in player bios.

What originally appeared as:
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Petition ID 63: Export commentary for banter channels gives story export
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:41:59 UTC by

If you try to export commentary for a banter channel where there is also a story channel (so for global this isn't a problem), you get the story commentary export instead. I've never known this to work as expected.

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Petition ID 64: Responding to Petition responses
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:12:02 UTC by Dilettante Daedalus

OK, so I got a response to my lost memory contrap-trivance thing. (many thanks), and I clicked on the link to "log in automatically and go straight to the Petition chat" (which is great thing to have.) I read the response ... and then ... oh ... no links on where to go next except Back to list of pe... Expand 480 characters


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Petition ID 66: Typo in Adding a new program
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:37:09 UTC by Swede

WHAT
When adding a Hunter's Lodge Program the text mentions:
"Add a row using my Hunter's Lodge item."

HOW
Just have a Extra Logic Grid in your inventory and in programs click on Create New (program that is)

WHERE
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Petition ID 69: Weird/LotGD legacy wording when tuning up weapon.
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 21:19:40 UTC by Improbable Badass That Other Guy

Just got my weapon tuned up, and most of the pronouns relating to the Watcher are male in the descriptive text. Multiple mentions of handing over armour (not weapon) as well. Links in the left-hand column about returning to Disgrace.

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Petition ID 74: Gifting Station
Submitted Sat, 22 Oct 2011 08:54:39 UTC by

Momentos show up with their description text in the left of things you have in your inventory to gift, and in my case makes the nav too long for everything that's in my inventory to show up.

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Petition ID 78: Typo discovery
Submitted Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:26:42 UTC by

When you go to meet Dan after completing your quest, there's a minor typo in his speech as seen below: Dan leans twards you and says softly, 'Now, this bit here is gonna be tough. The 'o' in towards is missing.

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Petition ID 79: Failboat: In-fight Adrenaline-health bar scales to max HP, not to adrenaline-health.
Submitted Sat, 22 Oct 2011 19:13:17 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If you have increased your maximum hitpoints by any method, the Failboat cage fights start looking pretty weird. The tiny health bar in Vital Info is correct, but the big obvious one in the middle of the screen above the monster's health bar appears nearly empty even when you are fully healed.... Expand 345 characters


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Petition ID 83: Header links have a redundant one.
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 09:01:01 UTC by

On main page, and presumably other pages in default skin, the links on top show " MoTD | | Report a problem | Enquirer - Blogs, Forums and Wiki | Twitter | Improbable Island Merchandise!"

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Petition ID 86: Typos: Approach Watcher on Failboat
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:21:13 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Flavour text copypasta:
You approach the center of the room, and The Watcher's desk.The huge banks of video monitors makes the air around you feel hot and dry. From across the desk, two bespectacled eyes stare into your soul.` Watcher leans over her bank of monitors and switches and regards y... Expand 888 characters


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Petition ID 87: Closing petition leads to player badnav
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:35:04 UTC by Junebug

What:
I've badnaved a player by adding "Fixed" to the chat, pinging them to come take a look, then closing their petition. (Ref pet#64, 65.)

Shouldn't players be allowed to access the chat page for a petition that they submitted, even after the petition is closed?

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Petition ID 90: Overweight Backpack on the Failboat
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:57:44 UTC by Dizzyizzy

The Problem: Despite the flavor text for the Failboat reading "your regular armour confiscated along with your weapon, backpack, bandolier and just about everything else, pride included", you are still penalized for overweight backpacks and bandoliers while fighting in cages.
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Petition ID 91: Using insults causes Overweight backpack penalties to seemingly double.
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:36:32 UTC by Dizzyizzy

When using insults (Well, Coarse and Confusing, I've never used Classy), the Overweight Backpack seems to double-hit. The associated flavor text (Thanks to your horribly overweight backpack, everything seems much harder.) appears at the very top of the page, as well as at the end of all the player's... Expand 281 characters


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Petition ID 92: Clan Distractions: no preview shown
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:06:32 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Normal Distractions, when written, have a preview appearing under the input box. I (Founder of KIND) go to the Clan Distractions box (and yay, it's great to see it there after all the time when only Leaders and Officers could use it), and see only a box to type in.

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Petition ID 93: Problem Reports: submission dates of Known Issues are wrong
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:12:17 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: I just submitted a bug a couple of minutes ago. It is listed as 1 October. Today is the 24th. Another one that I submitted a couple of days ago is listed as 0 October. Another one that someone else submitted a day or two ago is 5 October. Is the calendar counting backwards or something?

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Petition ID 95: Unable to Receive the Watcher's Blessing
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:55:32 UTC by

I am unable to receive the Watcher's Blessing despite having more than the required amount of of Favour. Another individual on the Failboat is also unable to receive it.

I was simply fighting in the jungle and was sent to the Failboat when I died. I was near to enough favour when I was sent there... Expand 268 characters


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Petition ID 98: Hiding Custom Races Is Broken
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:38:33 UTC by Jenner Jasser

WHAT
Title tells it all. When I try to hide my custom Race, it merely switches places with the symbol next to my name that shows I'm a site supporter. I asked someone else to do the same thing and they got the same result. Not entirely sure it's merely custom races, haven't had the chance to test... Expand 439 characters


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Petition ID 100: Places: People in beds do not show in Who's Nearby list
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:45:48 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If someone is in the same room as you, in one of the furnitures in a sleep slot, they do not show in the "Looking around, you see the following people around you:" display.

HOW:
Option 1- Find a room that has someone else asleep in one of its beds. You won't see them on the Nearby list.
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Petition ID 103: Travel directions are removed when it costs more than 100% stamina to travel.
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:30:54 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

Instead of seeing the normal directions when you carry More Things Than Anybody Should Be Able To Carry, you see:



You don't have enough Travel Points left to move North. Your Travel Points will be replenished on the next New Day.
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Petition ID 104: Comms Tent doesn't register You've bought the map
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:58:38 UTC by Dizzyizzy

After buying a map, a return to the comms tent prompts you to buy it again.

To make it happen again, buy a map, and return to the comms tent. You'll stil have the "what's this map I've been hearing about?" link.

Where: in the comms tent. http://improbableisland.com/gypsy.php?c=139-225541

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Petition ID 105: Watcher's Blessed Weapon/Armor not available
Submitted Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:42:06 UTC by

I've had over 500 favor for several (game0 days straight and am not getting the option to get the Watcher's blessing. I've had the blessed weapon in the last 2 incarnations but for some reason the option does not show up this time around.

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Petition ID 112: No Saved Days this morning
Submitted Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:07:48 UTC by Den

Hi,
I was playing Private Den yesterday. I logged out of II last night around 10PM EST. I was in the Failboat, yet again. I changed one of my preferences and Nattered at somebody before logging out from the Failboat. When I logged back in this morning, I went directly to the Failboat not to the... Expand 309 characters


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Petition ID 114: Weapon/Armor Blessing
Submitted Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:37:48 UTC by The Evil Bunny

The option for a Blessing is not appearing despite having more than enough favor (And no prior Blessing)

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Petition ID 118: Sleeping together stamina buff/penalty not always applied
Submitted Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:29:44 UTC by

In particular, if you are in a double bed with another person when the NewDay rolls and hit "Is it morning yet?" or refresh the chat, thus triggering a NewDay, you are treated as if you were sleeping in the bed alone and get the 12% stamina buff.

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Petition ID 123: Places: Door ordering is misbehaving.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 03:47:58 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Door orders, when set, partly go in correct order and partly in whatever order they please.

See http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=25157&mode=&show=20&page=5 for one example.

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Petition ID 124: Earning Negative Glory
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:43:50 UTC by Bloody Showoff Wongo the Sane

WHAT: "You earn -920 Glory Points this round!" - I'm pretty sure negative glory isn't supposed to happen?

HOW: Hitting a monster with some kind of vampiric regeneration (eg: Watcher's Blessed Weapon) active. In this case, it was my clan aura.

WHERE: During Combat. http://www.improbableisland.c... Expand 192 characters


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Petition ID 125: Typos: PSK's Shady Salesman has no spaces after full stops
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:52:19 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Flavour text copypasta:

On meeting:
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Petition ID 126: Glorious failboat.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 15:16:57 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I got glory for fighting on the failboat. I'm not sure if this should happen. It looked like quite a decent amount as well, probably as I had 0 hp.

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Petition ID 127: Superusers show up in the HoF.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:42:08 UTC by

The Watcher, Admin CavemanJoe, Eben and other superusers take up an unrightful place in the HoF.

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Petition ID 130: eBoy's Trading Station: your total of an item is not updated until you do something else.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:41:12 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If you buy an item in eBoy's, the navbar and the page-centre info do not update that you have an item to sell (or increment your total) until you have clicked another link, e.g. bought/sold another item/checked inventory/etc. So, if you are buying six BANGS (starting with 0), you click six tim... Expand 378 characters


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Petition ID 132: Colours bleed through in places.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:42:32 UTC by

Colours in titles of Rooms and Places bleed through to other navs in Opera 11.50, as observed in the screenshot.

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=worldmapen&op=move&oloc=4%2C17%2C1&dir=south

http://i.imgur.com/QI7mv.png

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Petition ID 134: New Hall O' Fame missing the old Clan Buff chart.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:31:51 UTC by Kestrel

Precisely what the title says - there's no 'Clan Buffs' option under Categories or Clans (or, indeed, Action Levels). I'm curious to know whether this has been forgotten or intentionally scrapped.

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Petition ID 135: Hall of Fame - Questing?
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:37:56 UTC by Bastard Pirate Black Jacques Chirac

No more Questing Points in new clean renovated Hall O'Fame?

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Petition ID 136: Luggage hut: has links to let you buy what you've already got.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:10:09 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: You can re-buy the same backpack and bandolier that you already have, losing cigs if you're curious or make a misclick. Should there be something that checks what you have already bought and hides the nav link to that/those one/s? Perhaps a confirmation page, too?

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Petition ID 138: No glory on double KO fights, and no Glory stored in the HoF at all
Submitted Sat, 29 Oct 2011 11:29:50 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

My glory is counted as normal after every won fight, even ones where I am knocked out (but so is my opponent). I see multipliers build up for each round, and I even get notifications of my record Glory. My Glory seems to just 'vanish' upon a double KO.

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Petition ID 140: Unable to follow link to player's Bio
Submitted Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:12:02 UTC by Dawg

Clicking on a players name returns to top of page, rather than to their bio. Sometimes, all recent posts to chat are eliminated, up to my last post- whether it was 2 minutes prior or 30. Trying to identify a new player repeatedly can cause white screen badnav. Problem is at least two weeks old.

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Petition ID 142: Front Door Keys Don't Work
Submitted Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:16:09 UTC by Effervescent Escemfer

WHAT: Players with Front Door Keys OR Key of Keys are unable to enter a locked Place. Of course, this includes a Key of Keys holder who locked the Place, then exited.

HOW: Lock, and then exit, a Place that you have a Key of Keys for. Alternatively, give another player a Front Door Key, then l... Expand 156 characters


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Petition ID 144: Typos and inconsistent colouring in Hospital Tent
Submitted Sun, 30 Oct 2011 23:26:11 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
Flavour text copypasta:
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You duck into the pitiful tent. The overpowering odour of blood, disinfectant and crankcase oil makes you cough, attracting the attention of a grizzled old person that does a remarkable job of reminding you of a rock, which probab... Expand 2042 characters


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Petition ID 147: No Glory given for rest of gameday after restoring from Failboat.
Submitted Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:58:52 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
MOTD of 2011-10-28 implies that Glory is awarded for all jungle/map/Factory fights ("
Your Glory score is incremented with every round of battle
"), but after dying and then restoring on Favour, I get no Glory for the rest of the gameday no matter how many more fights I do.

HOW:
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Petition ID 150: List Contestants shows Location as "places_[PlaceID]_[RoomID]" rather than place name.
Submitted Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:26:58 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
The List Contestants page used to actually report the building name (and then a room ID, which wasn't necessary). Now, it lists the place ID and room ID. Unless you've memorised (or can look up) all the place IDs, that means you can't find who's where. Also, it's ugly.

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Petition ID 151: Gender of active player unreadable or nearly unreadable in HoF
Submitted Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:53:48 UTC by

When a user who is playing a male character (I don't know if this holds true for female characters) views the Hall of Fame and looks at the highlighted row for the character, the gender doesn't show up at all in the Default - Red skin. It is damn near unreadable in the Classic skin.

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Petition ID 157: DNI status persists while offline
Submitted Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:51:27 UTC by Rookie Beta Test Alt

WHAT: If a character sets their status as DNI, then their presence-indicator-bar stays blue until they unset it. Including when they are logged out or timed out, and still when they log back in. (To the person who is set as DNI, their bar looks AFK-grey. To everyone else it looks blue.)

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Petition ID 158: Weapon commentary icon- and name- repeatedly showing itself when told not to show.
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:31:47 UTC by Kestrel

I've been repeatedly hiding Kestrel's golf club and Kagero's fists, and it seems like the preferences are resetting themselves every time a natural new day swings by. I noticed it first yesterday, and by the look of the mouseovers in the new HoF - where seemingly everyone has their weapon on dis... Expand 97 characters


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Petition ID 161: Bugtracker: Some "Expand xxx characters" links are nonfunctional.
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 02:23:41 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Petitions # 157, 87, 88, have the "Expand xxx characters" linktext, but it is not underlined and not a link. To read the full texts, you can still click on "Chat About This Petition".

HOW: Open Petitions (with or without the showclosed).

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Petition ID 165: Old comments aren't getting deleted.
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:19:53 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I don't know if the time limit has been extended for comments disappearing, but they're staying around for a lot longer now. There's one that's apparently been there for 20 days on the square in the middle of the lake. I think I recall seeing one for 15 or 16 days in clan halls as well.

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Petition ID 166: Tune up weapon/armour - Watcher's Blessing
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:02:55 UTC by Makiwa

Despite this bug being apparently closed there's still no option for me to tune weapon/armour on the FB.

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Petition ID 167: No Glory awarded for rest of gameday after a Factory visit
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:51:10 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: After I go into the Factory (getting out with or without Boating), no Glory is awarded for the rest of the gameday, except on the fights where I die (where, obviously, it is reset too). Possibly related to pet#147.

HOW: Go through Abandoned Factory (restore on Favour if you die). Do mor
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Petition ID 169: You Encounter A Strange Old Man!
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:03:15 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

Missing a space between sentences: "He beckons you over to talk with you.He looks harmless enough, but you have heard tales of the insane and improbable things which lurk in this jungle disguised as normal people."

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Petition ID 174: Server Clock Off By 25 Minutes
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:29:13 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

I've been noticing that all Distractions I receive have been from 25 minutes in the past, somehow. these were plot-triggered Distractions that showed up in my inbox right after the plot point but with an incorrect timestamp. I think the server's clock needs to be corrected.

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Petition ID 177: Magic in items after a DK
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:11:52 UTC by

WHAT: "The magic in AMP-SPS Combat Gauntlets begins to affect some of your abilities..." Pretty sure that magic should be improbability.

HOW: DK, go to the page where The Watcher talks to you and scroll down to where it talks about your equipment.

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Petition ID 178: Smoky Bacon Suit Tasiness
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:44:43 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

Smoky Bacon Suit Tasiness is misspelled.

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Petition ID 179: Double post in travel
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 02:09:53 UTC by Well that's Just Lily

When one travels, my experience was at (10,4) , the text double posts, especially the near places. Click "V" from NH. http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=worldmapen&op=run&stam=run&comment=1#commentaryjump_mapchat-10,4,1 Just about ten minutes now

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Petition ID 180: Lock Door Contraption doesn't seem to work
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:30:55 UTC by Calibisto

WHAT
The lock door contraption doesn't lock the door.
See the debugging below

Running program ID 769, 'Lock VIP <9 visits' at Room ID 1208, 'Upper right hallway'
Contrivance: Memory Part Less at row 1, column 1 says: Currently set to pass if digit 1 in Volcano general is less than 9
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Petition ID 181: HoF custom races showing as all-female or all-male.
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:33:59 UTC by Kestrel

Custom races, when hovering over them in the hall of fame, seem to be alternating between all being female (when some bios state otherwise) and all being male (again, when some bios state otherwise). Seems to be random, but I could be wrong. (They've been stuck on female while I've been writing this... Expand 52 characters


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Petition ID 182: Travelling for blind people with screenreaders
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:55:41 UTC by

I am blind, use a screenreader - how can i find for example kitania? Could ther be links with the name of the citys in the list instead of directions like east, north...? Perhaps just for the accessible version. There could still be monsters on the way. It is solved by "hogwards live" in a perfect w... Expand 868 characters


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Petition ID 185: Weapons Not Hiding Properly
Submitted Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:04:44 UTC by Jenner Jasser

WHAT
As the title says, the option in Preferences to have your character's weapon hidden in their physical description doesn't work properly. The weapon WILL hide for a short period of time, but will reset itself after a bit.

HOW
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Petition ID 187: mis-italicization in Bios
Submitted Sun, 06 Nov 2011 05:19:26 UTC by Dizzyizzy

What: Currently, the text reads "Go right `iback where you came from`i." I think it should read "Go `iright`i back where you came from." Where: in bios, on the left-hand side. http://cl.ly/431B0s001L0N1X3X422N

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Petition ID 188: Either a Bug or suggestion for Petitions.
Submitted Sun, 06 Nov 2011 05:20:58 UTC by Dizzyizzy

Could we please have a live output below the typing-box for petitions, like in distracts and normal island-posts? If there's supposed t be one, it's not there. It'd be nice to have.

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Petition ID 189: Places: Player in bed does not show up on Kick Players screen (also see pet#108)
Submitted Sun, 06 Nov 2011 17:21:19 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
Player called ashish, in slot 1643 in room 2104. Does not show up on the Kick Players page. (Possibly related to petition 108, but this time I have not been moving furniture.)

HOW: Go to KIND Tower - Bar and Common Room. You can see:

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Petition ID 192: Mini-Hall-O'-Fame score in fights does not update on time
Submitted Mon, 07 Nov 2011 06:17:09 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

It appears that the small hall of fame snippet that you get after actions (And possibly the actual hall of fame) does not update as soon as your place is changed, but does show the difference between and the person who was over your score, and now is under it. (but still over you in rank.)

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Petition ID 196: Stamina screen still appears in popup window
Submitted Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:47:06 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Since the MotD of 2011-10-21 08:08:09, all the other new-window functions (Distractions, MoTD, Petitions) have opened in tabs. The Stamina screen still opens in one of the "horrible bloody popup windows". (I can't tell if they still have "the fancy header", I use Adblock to reduce scrolling.)
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Petition ID 198: Healing costs in hospital tent do not update after healing.
Submitted Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:57:32 UTC by

The healing costs in the hospital tent aren't recalculated after healing for partial health. Where: http://improbableisland.com/healer.php?op=buy&pct=10&c=2648-194556 When: Since the dawn of man-kind. Or at least, Improbable Island.

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Petition ID 201: It is possible to lock yourself out in global banter or in a petition with the badnav links.
Submitted Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:28:32 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

It appears that even though global banter or petitions don't links on character names (which can get you stuck in the character's bio and global banter, or the global bio and the petition system), It is possible to access the links from the white "Hey, is something wrong?" screen.

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Petition ID 202: Negative number of natters reported
Submitted Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:58:02 UTC by die fledermaus

I had just clicked through to location four, and the postscript to the page said I had (-1 new natters)- I suspect an old natter had just expired, because I think there were fewer listed than I remembered before. A fairly minor issue, admittedly.

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Petition ID 203: Camera Poke now has no explanation of effects, in-char or ooc.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:59:00 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: There used to be a page where the Watcher was playing with a joystick, controlling the cameras, and giggled like a schoolgirl. Now, you click Camera Poke, and it's straight into "select a victim" mode. I don't think it's fair to either pokers or pokees to have this feature so obvious with ... Expand 709 characters


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Petition ID 206: Badnavs in Clan Halls.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:26:00 UTC by

WHAT and HOW: When you're clicking around bio's via a Clan Member List, you cannot go right back where you came from, you have to go back step by step. Going right back where you came from leads you to badnav.php.

WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/bio.php?char=4587&ret=%2Fclan.php%3Fop%3
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Petition ID 208: Petition ID 201 is not fixed, and some more possible ways of achieving it.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:31:20 UTC by In an official decree, Omega

As it appears, links for other characters' bios (and probably mine) and links for global banter pages show up for me when I have a whitescreen badnav (the one you can scroll out of. I've been having a lot of these today, but that's a connection problem on my side, sorry!). When you click on them, yo... Expand 270 characters


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Petition ID 210: A small text bug.
Submitted Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:41:02 UTC by

I was in jungle, doing my daily jungling and I encountered a joker/old man(don't remember, first set of opts was Talk/Don't talk with him.). Said joker asked me for a ciggy which I gave him and in exange he gave me Favour with 'His ol' firend, the Watcher.' but after that he his me with his wand it ... Expand 163 characters


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Petition ID 215: Disappearing One-shot teleports.
Submitted Sat, 12 Nov 2011 13:18:06 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I has two, or possibly three, one shot teleports. I logged on today to find that somebody very kindly gifted me a new one, and now I only have one!

NO! Stop press news!

I've found the three that I used to have, but they're in the own seperate unnamed storage facility, located below my shoebox.... Expand 298 characters


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Petition ID 224: Mouseover descriptions not working
Submitted Tue, 15 Nov 2011 01:05:21 UTC by Lady High Badass Obsidia Black

None of the character descriptions for the mouseovers in story or banter are working. I've checked in Dwellings, Outposts, and on the Failboat. Nothing. I first noticed it at about 6 AM EST this morning.

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Petition ID 226: Unclosed formatting and alignment links in bios bleed through to natters and navlinks
Submitted Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:33:45 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If a player uses an odd number of 'c, 'i, 'b, '> or '< (this petition is written with apostrophes for illustration, but please assume that I mean the actual codes) in their bio, it makes the rest of the page look strange. Center tags will act like 'H used to on the titles, making them part... Expand 378 characters


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Petition ID 227: Maiko's Cookery Academy levelup typo
Submitted Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:00:11 UTC by

When I get a level increase at Maiko's Cookery Academy, I get the following message:

You gained a level in Cleaning Carcasses! You are now level Cleaning the Carcass! This action will cost fewer Stamina points now, so you can butcher more creatures each day!

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Petition ID 237: Places: Duplicating doors
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:12:15 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: I'm delighted to find that setting another door between a pair of already-linked rooms will no longer allow you to waste your materials/stamina/etc if the door already exists (bug reported on the Enquirer, http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=25157&lastpost=true... Expand 927 characters


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Petition ID 238: Places/Furniture: identical furniture is not stacking in "you have x of this".
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:45:13 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: I have noticed this in both of my Places. In my inventory if I take an item, and in the Place inventory of furniture not in sleep slots, some pieces of identical standard furniture are listed individually rather than being added to the "you have X of this" list.

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Petition ID 239: Chrono on failboat after dying on map sends one to ImpCentral
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:36:41 UTC by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

WHAT: Losing a fight while traveling on the map, and then using a Chronosphere on the failboat to get a NewDay, sends one to Improbable Central.
I came from AceHigh and Pleasantville when it happened.

HOW: Travel till you get in a fight and lose. Then when on the failboat use a chronosphere. Wa... Expand 87 characters


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Petition ID 246: Cannot export commentary from some areas (possibly related to pet# 63)
Submitted Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:01:55 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: In some areas, I get a "You're not in any commentary area right now" when I try to export commentary. I have tried from the PSK, and from in IC, and a few sites on the map, and in SQ, and in Booz, and in PV. Well, those few hundred pages of chat, not to mention the "export" buttons, would sugg... Expand 644 characters


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Petition ID 253: Legacy LotGD Text When Running Away from the Drive
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 2011 00:36:50 UTC by

WHAT: The improbability drive grows a tail when you try to run from it. "The creature's tail blocks the only exit to its lair!"How very.. Improbable.

HOW: Run from the drive. Duh.

WHERE: http://imp