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Petition ID 2051: Unable to change Page Hidden/Shown Master Setting after Page is moved
Submitted Thu, 17 Apr 2014 07:46:52 UTC by Hug Admiral Quinn

In my Place (CAKE HQ), I moved a page (ID: 2994) into a new room (from room 105 to room 98). This page was originally set to "At all times, except when overriden by a Program, the navigation link pointing to this Page will be: Hidden."

When I change this setting to "Shown" and submit the change, ... Expand 537 characters


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Petition ID 1912: Enquirer Gallery of Shame BUG
Submitted Tue, 04 Feb 2014 20:16:14 UTC by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

1. Recently someone posted a picture 9 times in the Gallery of Shame, possibly because there is still no notification or other indication that it actually worked.

2. In Addition there is still some css (?) bug making the text under the thubsized pics look like this:
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Petition ID 1632: Autoupdate not working in Chrome
Submitted Fri, 26 Jul 2013 10:11:03 UTC by Inked Ada

I thought someone'd posted this already, but evidently not. Autoupdate repeatedly stops working in Chrome - sometimes it works, usually it doesn't. This has been happening for... a week? more?

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Petition ID 1551: Some klicks on the large map need cleaning!
Submitted Tue, 04 Jun 2013 12:02:04 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

The graphics for 3, 18 southwest of the map and the few water squares around it look wrong. Maybe CMJ can take a look at it?

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Petition ID 1781: Travelling doesn't cost stamina nor reward travel exp if you get a fight there.
Submitted Sun, 10 Nov 2013 00:17:54 UTC by A Cold Draft of WindRapier

What: When I travel on the map, fights and improbable events make it so that the travelling does not cost stamina, and I also do not earn travel exp.
One exploit I've found with it is to be at ~20% stamina and travel. If you are able to oneshot the enemy and survive, you can travel all over the map... Expand 901 characters


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Petition ID 1330: Report a Problem
Submitted Fri, 01 Feb 2013 08:40:52 UTC by Ebenezer

It is easy for players to miss that "Report a Problem" link up at the top of the page. I think it'd be helpful to add information to the current FAQ about what to do if you see someone breaking the rules. (I suggest adding it near the top somewhere, so that it's very easy to see.)

Suggested a... Expand 1925 characters


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Petition ID 1816: URLs cropped by %20 (space in URLs)
Submitted Thu, 28 Nov 2013 05:41:19 UTC by Sachiel "Fawn" Raihan

The % mark in URLs containing space (%20) breaks the URL (probably goes for other % codes). Pasting things from i.e. Wikipedia (often contains spaces and other stuff like paranthesis) will lead to wrong page. Also, pasting URLs containing & will cut it short at that point, hiding more exact path fro... Expand 117 characters


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Petition ID 1597: Did not receve Req from titan payout.
Submitted Wed, 03 Jul 2013 00:34:11 UTC by Stalks Carrots Arken Feyl

Recently I went out and fought a load of titans but didn't defeat them due to them not being six hours old. When someone else K.Oed these titans I got a req payout of 0, there was one titan that I did do no damage to, but the rest I took down to below 1000 HP from around 1.3 million.

This is the ... Expand 148 characters


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Petition ID 1750: Cobblestone Cottage and Windows 8
Submitted Tue, 22 Oct 2013 01:47:40 UTC by Civilian Ethe

I'm a supporter of the World Community Grid and before I replaced my computer tower everything worked fine between me, WCG and team Improbable Island's Distributed Supercomputer.

After getting settled with the new pc system, I wasted no time downloading all the stuff I needed to help the Impossi... Expand 470 characters


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Petition ID 1709: Memory Part Equal troubles
Submitted Mon, 16 Sep 2013 23:28:32 UTC by Topspace Thomas III

I use a global memory to set up a locking system in a few rooms in my Place, enabling people with access to those rooms to lock them once inside, without needing keys. All of these programs (there are four for each room: one outside in the common room, one in the room itself, and two in pages that ... Expand 1234 characters


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Petition ID 1552: alternative way to donate
Submitted Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:51:43 UTC by Grand Master Badass of Big Explosions klein a tuin

i'd like to donate. but even for ii i won't start to use paypal. how about a "conservative" alternative like bank transfer? i won't even care too much if i won't get supporter points then since my goal is not to cause extra work. sure a minority problem but maybe the minority still pays?

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Petition ID 1753: Unable To Gift Permanent Changers If There Is More Than One In Your Possession
Submitted Tue, 22 Oct 2013 17:32:48 UTC by Pistol Synnove

I have two permanent title changers in my possession and wished to transfer one to an alt (through Omega, specifically). I found out that I could not gift either one; since the title changers are stacked, it seems that when I changed my title, it registered both changers as "In Use".

I did`... Expand 208 characters


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Petition ID 1805: Auto-Update does not recognize £ sign
Submitted Mon, 25 Nov 2013 02:19:39 UTC by Sessine

[12m44s]! X│The Cook Cora says "I mean yeah, it would be around I say £20-£25. But eh. Its Island stuff. I will still get it. Probably."

This appears correctly on back pages of chat, or when Auto-Update is disabled. It is replaced by the browser's 'unrecognizable character' symbol when it's... Expand 181 characters


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Petition ID 1890: Very Slow Load Times in Stonehenge (22,35)
Submitted Tue, 21 Jan 2014 06:23:21 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge

This is likely self-inflicted as a matter of the Place being too frickin' big, but it takes on average 4 to 5 seconds for a pageload within Stonehenge, with even longer corresponding times to complete any build or programming action. I am not sure there is any solution to this, and am pretty much ... Expand 99 characters


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Petition ID 1350: Checking Clan in Programs
Submitted Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:34:28 UTC by Hug Admiral Quinn

Don't know if this is really a bug or just something working too well at it's intended function.

I have a program set up in a place to give a specific memento out to members of a clan. Some friends and I noticed that this also gives out the item to any applicant to the clan as well, since the Co... Expand 371 characters


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Petition ID 426: Group fights and experience
Submitted Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:27:20 UTC by

Whenever I get in a fight against multiple opponents, it looks like the experience totals are ... heavily reduced. The most recent fight I had against a level 6 group opponent (a group of wild monkeys) gave 20 XP. Then an emu gave 65 after its defeat. The fighting was today, and I'd even watched ... Expand 82 characters


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Petition ID 856: Battle effects for more than 1 monster is wrong
Submitted Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:56:24 UTC by

What:

The problem is when fighting more than 1 monster than 1 time, any effects (glory points, loss of stamina (from blows), etc) are multiplied by the number of monsters in combat. Here is a sample, using glory points as an example.

Wild Horse's Hitpoints (Level 8): 26
Wild Horse's Hitpoints... Expand 1853 characters


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Petition ID 869: Certain pack monsters don't have their hitpoints divided
Submitted Sat, 21 Jul 2012 03:28:11 UTC by

With both British Bedstead Men and Ninjas, at least in the several encounters I have had with them, each member of the pack seems to have the full hitpoints appropriate to their level. For example, Level 13 Ninjas might have 130 HP each, for a total of 520 HP. Since other pack monsters seem to have ... Expand 221 characters


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Petition ID 1221: Running away on stilld does not give experience wheb done successfully
Submitted Sun, 02 Dec 2012 18:46:28 UTC by Around Those Curves Hyde

I know that part if the running away successful bug has been fixed but it seems like on in the jungle because while I am walking on the map and running from fights, most of them and most of the time successful and all, I still do not get experience from them.

http://www.improbableisland.com/runm... Expand 164 characters


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Petition ID 1225: Quick keys (a for bank, h for shop) don't work in Newhome
Submitted Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:12:58 UTC by

Inside of buildings, the quick keys system works fine. But on the main Newhome page, I can't select anything unless I click on it. Hardly urgent, but really annoying.

It's been that way since I joined two days ago. Clearly you're supposed to be able to use quick keys, because there are underlined... Expand 48 characters


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Petition ID 1655: Stun lock broken
Submitted Mon, 12 Aug 2013 03:04:47 UTC by SCIENCE! Rider

I have been having problems with the stun lock. It will show up: press this this and this to make this dude dead and I'm totally game, but I press the first of those buttons and it goes into normal fighting more than half the time, no stun broken or stun extended just regular fight stats, ... Expand 120 characters


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Petition ID 1680: Chatcol issue in Place Pages
Submitted Thu, 29 Aug 2013 03:27:06 UTC by Carnivoyeur Carlynne

In my Place, Port Foley (6,7) there is an error in the chatcol identifying code (#) in the pages that start with "Talk to Kelcy" and all subsequent click throughs. In the Master Settings view of these pages, the (#) codes all show up as my designated chatcol color, in actual use, however, they show ... Expand 127 characters


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Petition ID 1695: Contrivance: Drive Kills (more than x) will not accept zero as a parameter
Submitted Sat, 07 Sep 2013 04:58:26 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge

I was working on some programming involving a check to see if a character had at least 1 Drive Kill, and when attempting to use the Contrivance: Drive Kills (more than x) item, it refused to accept zero as a value to be greater than to pass. Every time I tried to submit the zero value, it would re... Expand 65 characters


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Petition ID 1823: Rules' Detail's Moderator list
Submitted Tue, 03 Dec 2013 06:12:06 UTC by Kreyhn

Upon joining the chinwagging, there is no mention of Omega or RP Whistle.

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Petition ID 1903: Using "&" colour code in mouseovers breaks them - Unicode issue?
Submitted Tue, 28 Jan 2014 15:42:51 UTC by a stray cat

Using apostrophes instead of grave accents to explain what I mean, here: the mouseover description

" 'jSmall, skittish, shy.'n'n'TBrownish 'qt'6a'jb'Tb'qy 'Tfur.'j'n'nA cat, not a Contestant.'0 "

Which should render as
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Small, skittish, shy.



Brownish tabby fur.



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Petition ID 211: Custom armour isn't showing when no armour is worn.
Submitted Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:11:51 UTC by

WHAT - Custom armour works normally when armour is being worn; however, the custom text is replaced by Nudity when armour is sold.

HOW - Buying and selling armour: custom armour seems to replace armour states but not Nudity.

WHERE - Not applicable.

WHEN - Started around 9:20 AM GMT 10-Nov-2... Expand 125 characters


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Petition ID 753: Character Search
Submitted Sun, 03 Jun 2012 22:08:04 UTC by Bastard Pirate Black Jacques Chirac

Character Search in List Contestants is really user-unfriendly. It searches every character, in titles as well as names, whether consecutive or not, so people with common names, such as "Bob," can be literally impossible to find. The search function is so dumb it doesn't even list the entries with... Expand 479 characters


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Petition ID 907: Titans do't take damage on the round in which they boat you.
Submitted Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:03:45 UTC by die fledermaus

Fight a titan. Get riposted onto the boat. Note the titan's health. Unboat. Get back to the titan, look at its health. It has magically recovered back to the health it had on the round _before_ it boated you.

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Petition ID 348: Outside a house, I'm inside too.
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 06:46:26 UTC by Second Lieutenant DDR

WHAT: I exited a house, logged off, returned to the game a few days later, and logged on. I had exited to the world map, and when I logged on I was on the world map, but apparently I was also showing up as being inside the house!

WHERE: (Well, that's somewhat up for debate.) 19,6 - Buddle... Expand 45 characters


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Petition ID 652: Weightless Wood in Lodge Bag goes to Places when regular logs are given to a place.
Submitted Fri, 06 Apr 2012 04:00:32 UTC by Ghislane Zarina Dupuis

My weightless wood (WW) that I had tucked safely in my lodge bag wound up in my place inventory (place - 2 klicks south of PV, untitled, second plot) when I added regular logs to the Place Inventory.

WHAT in detail:

1. I was logging to stockpile wood knowing I would need a very large amount to... Expand 2064 characters


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Petition ID 1079: Places on the map
Submitted Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:50:23 UTC by Around Those Curves Hyde

While I was looking through the map trying to look up a few places, I noticed that some of the newer places weren't showing up when you click on them. I know of one place at 7,15 on the map that was recently put up, and I was looking to look at the description for it, but nothing never came up when ... Expand 139 characters


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Petition ID 1172: Titan KO not registering
Submitted Wed, 14 Nov 2012 08:50:04 UTC by Sonoma Beach lowkey

This has just happened with two Titans that I supposedly KO'ed.

In a given round of battle, I hit X to hit the Titan 10 times, and got the message that it was KO'ed.

On returning to the map, the Titan was still there...and when I clicked back on it, it was still active, with only a few less HP... Expand 363 characters


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Petition ID 1231: Feature suggestion: colorblind mode
Submitted Mon, 10 Dec 2012 01:51:00 UTC by

Is this an appropriate way to suggest a feature? Maybe I'm just being stupid.

At any rate, I would like to humbly suggest a colorblind mode that turns the tannish background white and maybe makes the default grey color a little darker. I'm colorblind, so the tan background makes certain colors ve... Expand 188 characters


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Petition ID 1299: All Hunter's Lodge menu/nav items show up twice
Submitted Thu, 17 Jan 2013 06:37:00 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: In the Hunter's Lodge, the whole menu of buyable items appears twice, as one very long list.
HOW: Access the Hunter's Lodge. It persists even after exiting to the Outpost and coming back.
WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=iitems_hunterslodge&op=start&c=488-0... Expand 60 characters


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Petition ID 1353: Chemical Pack is filled very quickly when fighting multiple monsters
Submitted Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:00:28 UTC by

This isn't so much a hindrance as it seems to be a game-breaker. When fighting multiple monsters (such as the 9-at-once Pyramids) just a few moments ago, I noticed that the meters for my Chemical Pack were filling at gratuitously high amounts, filling to full after just a couple of rounds when many... Expand 500 characters


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Petition ID 1748: Rookie message "You're starting to run low on stamina" contains broken link
Submitted Tue, 15 Oct 2013 22:32:32 UTC by Patient

What: When running low on stamina for the first time, a blue rookie message is displayed (I got it after returning from the FailBoat). It contains a hyperlink that shows as HTML.
Message in question:
You're starting to run low on Stamina. As you become more exhausted, the Island becomes a more dan... Expand 657 characters


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Petition ID 1819: Glitch in URL feature
Submitted Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:43:11 UTC by Junebug

From the grotto right now:
[11m58s]! X│Junebug tests: tinyurl.com/newbwiki
[07m32s]! X│Junebug tests: tinyurl.com/newbwiki
[02m55s]! X│Junebug says "I can't reproduce it, but AutoUpdate and the new url feature just had a fight in L4, producing a weird mess. SELECT * FROM free_ch... Expand 2054 characters


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Petition ID 1875: Experience colouring
Submitted Mon, 13 Jan 2014 02:03:44 UTC by Zenimia

When using an iPad (maybe other devices), when your experience reaches into the tens of thousands, the colouring is overwritten by what I'd expect to be the software thinking it's a phone number, adding a comma to the experience on the right of the slash would fix it I'd suspect, as the experience b... Expand 35 characters


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Petition ID 1482: Nausea bar is always empty
Submitted Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:25:40 UTC by Major Kalumniatoris

Nausea bar has negative width value in code what cause problem that bar always seem to be empty (page can't display negative filled bar e.g.
I actually have about -56 points in that (I really shouldn't eat that last thing ;) ) and my nausea bar is all black.
Removing symbol '-' will result in c... Expand 26 characters


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Petition ID 641: Creator Bundle: claim stake in lodge bag is active. Misclicks will cause random unwanted claims.
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:15:52 UTC by Buddleia

I just bought a Creator Bundle. (Yay!) There's a Land Claim Stake in it. (Yay!)

The Land Claim Stake is still in my Lodge Bag - I have not transferred it (or anything else) to the backpack. (Yay!)

I haven't yet decided what I'm going to do with this stake, let alone where I want it to be. ... Expand 789 characters


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Petition ID 814: Clan halls: "custom talk line" doesn't work
Submitted Sat, 23 Jun 2012 23:05:04 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: In the clan halls, where you set your description and MoTD, there's a box for "Custom Talk Line (blank means "says" -- 15 chars max)". It doesn't actually affect my posting. It does it exactly as normal, like

Buddleia says "this is supposed to start with scrawls a message, but i... Expand 623 characters


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Petition ID 176: Strike body parts doesn't pop up for subsequent pack monsters
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:12:28 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

When I'm fighting a group of monsters that have the "Strike body parts" option, whenever I kill one of them the display defaults to the regular "hit the monster" with no "Strike body parts" display. It doesn't show up again until I do a regular hit.

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Petition ID 183: Mob monsters all dying at once with REPOSTE
Submitted Sat, 05 Nov 2011 07:50:06 UTC by Ashielf

WHAT: When fighting and coming against a Mob Monster who attacks first, The REPOSTE instantly kills ALL the mobs if it does enough damage to kill the first.

HOW: I'm using the Force Generator Armour and have a +750 to my defense. Whenever I first fight them, before I can even attack, and I do eno... Expand 695 characters


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Petition ID 200: Random flailing causes incorrect Guard Broken messages
Submitted Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:03:12 UTC by

I was fighting a Master of Disguise (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), and decided to try out the "Flail until something drops" option. It gave a list of a lot of rounds, and each one of them said the monster's guard had been broken and it couldn't attack or defend...but then it proceeded to attack ... Expand 111 characters


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Petition ID 207: NewDay message is not affected by any changes from Tynan's Gym on health.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:11:59 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

As shown in http://puu.sh/8olP , it says that my "Hitpoints have been restored to 1057", while the right side panel shows that they are far, far less than that, as an effect of training at Tynan's gym.

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Petition ID 240: Distractions give a misleading message
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:32:51 UTC by Junebug

When you are logged in and send a distraction, quite often you see the following:

Your message was sent!
Mail BoxYou are not logged in, this may be because your session timed out.

http://www.improbableisland.com/mail.php?op=send

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Petition ID 251: Dead but walking on the map.
Submitted Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:22:33 UTC by Maniak

WHAT: Players with 0 hitpoints won't get send to the failboat until they enter town.

HOW: If you're fighting in a breached outpost (or against a Titan) and you win the battle by a mutual KO, the game considers you dead but doesn't bring you to the failboat. You can walk clear across the map and w... Expand 389 characters


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Petition ID 254: Formatting: Cryptic Questions Joker
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:03:52 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
1. On the screen where you meet him, it is all in black. He does not talk in the usual monster's dark magenta, and you do not talk in your set talkcol.

2. If you opt to do the riddle, he talks in
green.

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Petition ID 257: Caroline the speed medic doesn't work right on the failboat
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:57:36 UTC by die fledermaus

She's healed my adrenaline above the maximum mark, (not that I mind) and the watcher wants to charge me -2 favour for an adrenaline shot (not that I mind that either) - which is probably not what was intended?

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Petition ID 298: Dojo masters are prejudiced against robots!
Submitted Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:04:50 UTC by die fledermaus

They heal you up for a fight, but they don't cool you down, so if you just walked in after a long fight, you tend to burn up. This may or may not be intentional, but I thought I'd mention it.

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Petition ID 314: Figured out the encoding SNAFU in chat/banter/etc
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:13:54 UTC by die fledermaus

The page encoding is set to iso-8859-1, so user agents will squash any submitted characters outside that charset into &#XXXX; codes before submittig them, and any characters outside that range that are displayed will get mangled too.

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Petition ID 341: Console theme compass
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:46:37 UTC by Huntress Flaze

When using the Console theme, the compass for Travel screens is black. Against a black background, that's a slight problem. How to make it happen? Go to any travel screen on the map using console theme.
Where? Travel screens. And when? Seeing as I have no idea when it started, I'm just going to hav... Expand 74 characters


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Petition ID 343: The museum quest vs interesting times
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:39:41 UTC by

This isn't so much of a bug as an annoyance. I am attempting to finish the cather quest for the newhome museum, but several of the cities have remainded under constant attack for several days now, and my bag is filled with the 3 items I could get. I am stuck with a half filled bag, which is pretty... Expand 23 characters


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Petition ID 357: Paprika: Limited appointments, no warnings, and some ambiguity.
Submitted Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:02:49 UTC by Rookie? Sasha

After a discussion in Banterchat, I've decided to file this petition on behalf of all effected by issues with Doctor Paprika's sex reassignment clinic. Here's what I've got so far:


WHAT: There is nothing in any game text anywhere to indicate that you may only use Paprika's service five times (t... Expand 1479 characters


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Petition ID 389: Memento displays incorrect characters
Submitted Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:02:27 UTC by Adored Aelita

My memento displays `Úrkness instead of darkness. I had messed up a character limit and even removed the /'s from the use text, but appear to have missed the strange U character (or it appeared after the Memento was created). It did not affect the other use of light purple a few characters l... Expand 14 characters


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Petition ID 398: Glory Points not added to total on double KO
Submitted Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:17:20 UTC by Bibiri Lain

WHAT: When fighting monsters, if the end result is a double KO (your character retains one HP and is not sent to the Failboat), the standard message awarding Glory Points appears ("You've earned X Glory Points this round!") but they are not added to the daily total.
HOW: Use a Lightning Suit and a... Expand 447 characters


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Petition ID 403: Drastic Charm Change
Submitted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:45:37 UTC by Lieutenant Merovance

what: Charm changed from >= 153 to 0 How: Fine while Joker, zip after DK and with Midget where: Sheila's shack O shiny...checking chainsaw price when CST 9:45am Jan 3, 2012

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Petition ID 425: Carcass Cleaning flavor text does not cater for Robots.
Submitted Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:59:06 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

As soon as a Robot decides to clean carcasses. Say, to sell them and earn a bit of money, or give them to friends who will surely view them as a great boon and favor, the flavor text would specify that you get hungry from cleaning the carcass:
"You spend a few minutes up to your elbows in gore, an... Expand 347 characters


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Petition ID 432: Abandoned Factory Simple Text Error
Submitted Sat, 14 Jan 2012 08:49:08 UTC by Colonel Umbitual

What: This text displayed <> added for emphasis on error
Shoop!
'3 <Note '3> The footsteps of approaching Retraining Officers grow dim as your blood fountains prettily into the air.
How: A death in the abandoned factory in cc404
Where:http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=ab... Expand 19 characters


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Petition ID 434: Missing Translation from LoTGD in Divorce! System distraction.
Submitted Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:12:08 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Apparently, spouses give you some of their golden jewelry if they divorce you, as illustrated by the distraction you receive: `lFan`Lcy Sc`lhmancy `$Sp`&o`Tu`3se`2 has divorced you. You get`^ 782 gold`2. `0 Not requisition, as one would believe. Uh, nothing more to report. Thank you!

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Petition ID 437: Improbable Adaptive Armor does not work at all.
Submitted Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:13:37 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

The Improbable Adaptive Armor, at improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=mysticalshop&op=shop&what=preview&id=129, says that "For 200 rounds a day, this suit of extremely strange and highly Improbable armour will actually heal your wounds in proportion to how hard you hit your enemy. Nobody knows... Expand 283 characters


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Petition ID 444: Strong Attack with Broken Limbs
Submitted Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:23:45 UTC by Colonel Umbitual

What: Jungle monsters power attack with broken limbs. Not positive that the attack is a power attack but the strong attack text appears on the round but no warning text appeared previously, I guessed at blocking and found that it was a broken limbs that was attacking every round. Happened for severa... Expand 188 characters


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Petition ID 451: No experience from level 17 monsters in a breach.
Submitted Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:40:20 UTC by Just Jenny

When fighting in a breach, I've found that when I fight monsters that are level 17, (The times I've noticed) I don't get any experience from killing them. The kill text from the last one:
End of Round:
Something Dangerous, Elite, Malignant, Malevolent's Hitpoints (Level 17): DEFEATED
YOUR Hitpoi... Expand 316 characters


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Petition ID 480: Took it on the chin (and lost stamina) without being hit
Submitted Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:13:23 UTC by die fledermaus

While fighting the last monster in a pack:

Your perfect timing really makes a difference!
You execute a MEGA power move!!!
You hit Fanboy for 224 points of damage!
You earn 10,568 Glory Points this round!
The force of the blow sends you reeling, and knocks 2910 Stamina points out of you!

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Petition ID 484: Visual errors in the quest_rohit_2 module.
Submitted Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:10:50 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Some color oddities I have encountered while experiencing the enjoyable encounter with Rohit, the Robot:

1) After the first scene, /talkcol does not affect your in-map color, while it does in the first.

2)This part of the first scene has the same color, even though it should not be: "Here is... Expand 458 characters


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Petition ID 485: Petition colors bleed through the rest of the page!
Submitted Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:16:11 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Very easily `jse`Jen `LHere. I will not go into detail, as the discussion page should convey all what there is to convey.

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Petition ID 512: Wanted: Stats on breaches
Submitted Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:13:59 UTC by die fledermaus

It would be nice if after (or even during!) a breach there were some record of what had gone on in the breach: List of people who had dived in, monsters killed by each (maybe just the top 10 hunters), total monsters spawned & killed, etc.

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Petition ID 516: Merch.improbableisland.com opens in the same page when clicked.
Submitted Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:13:22 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

I always see this. It taunts me! Regardless of whether or not I want to buy Merchandise, the T-shirt sits there, dangerously close to other links I want to click. Sometimes, I click it by mistake after, say, trying to post a message in banter. My message is gone. The window is replaced by the Mercha... Expand 327 characters


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Petition ID 522: Bold bleeding through from Place description
Submitted Sun, 19 Feb 2012 18:11:53 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: At 9,31 (1 NW of AceHigh) the last line of the second house (Lunatick's Asylum) is bold. Presumably it doesn't have a closing bold tag, because below the box of Places, there's a line about a Titan which is messed up; and below the mini-map and compass the chat is all bold too.

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Petition ID 566: UV booth at the Glass and mirror
Submitted Thu, 08 Mar 2012 21:47:38 UTC by The One and Only Boldsword

I've noticed that using the UV booth will remove your heat level, which is great, but there is a big problem.

I find that after using the UV booth when I have a high heat load the very next round of combat I enter will display heat damage (something has gone horribly wrong etc..) despite my heat ... Expand 756 characters


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Petition ID 594: If a clan applicant withdraws their application, it makes the first Distraction vanish.
Submitted Wed, 21 Mar 2012 01:47:21 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: According to my emails, someone applied to join my clan.
According to my Distractions, this never happened.

Should that have happened? Shouldn't there have been a new one to say "X has withdrawn their application", like you get when someone resigns their membership, rather than removing th... Expand 550 characters


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Petition ID 615: When using One-shot teleporters, your location is not updated.
Submitted Tue, 27 Mar 2012 07:48:00 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

I'd like to say I like the new changes very much! (The "Looking around, you see about ten million billion people here." And the changes to the Council offices.) Anyhow, after using one-shot teleporters, my location does not change until I actually leave and reenter the outpost. (Or maybe chat, I f... Expand 120 characters


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Petition ID 623: whoomph grenade teleported its effect to my next victim
Submitted Thu, 29 Mar 2012 19:56:50 UTC by die fledermaus

So... I was fighting a titan, and I'd thrown a grenade at
it. It caught fire, and kept burning. So far, so good.

Then I ran out of ammo, and hoofed it back to New Pitts.
I re-stocked, swearing a bit after I sold my l-suit by
mistake, banked the req, and hit the jungles... to see this:

Mali... Expand 385 characters


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Petition ID 642: Petitions system: something wrong with the italics display
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:22:37 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If the person writing a Petition uses italics, then when you read it in the Known Bugs list, it looks as if they forgot to use a closing-italic sign. The whole of the rest of the description is italicised.

Example: petition 641.

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Petition ID 650: Mismatched tooltips
Submitted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:18:25 UTC by Dizzyizzy

This might be my most nitpicky report yet. In the medals on bio pages, the tooltip for the Emily Bundle medal reads "Emily Bundle Supporter", while the tooltip for the Creator Bundle simply reads "Creator Bundle". They should either both say "Supporter" (my preference), or both simply say the name o... Expand 13 characters


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Petition ID 658: No buffs/effects from equipment any more.
Submitted Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:08:15 UTC by die fledermaus

For a couple of gamedays now I've had no buffs/attacks
from my Debris Launcher or Lightning Suit.

They're listed as my weapon and armour, but there are no
buffs, and they don't work - the launcher doesn't do
anything to monsters, the suit doesn't have its damage-shield attack. I thought this w... Expand 263 characters


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Petition ID 660: Creator Bundle: iitems may be weightless in Lodge bag, but some are active anyway. Re 652 and 641.
Submitted Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:59:16 UTC by Buddleia

Once you have opened your Creator Bundle, the items go into your Lodge bag. They are apparently supposed to stay there safely until you move them to your backpack. But not all of them do.

All of these might be intended behaviour, so that people can start building/programming without having to k... Expand 2565 characters


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Petition ID 661: Weightless Logs
Submitted Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:37:21 UTC by A Completely Insane Lunatick

Apparently when you donate logs, the kind that you actually cut from the jungle, it moves ALL logs. This is what happened to me, I put one set of Creator Bundle logs in one of my Places. I then opened another couple of Bundles and was holding on to them. I then went and logged a bit and donated thos... Expand 143 characters


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Petition ID 663: Vanishing marriage rings
Submitted Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:15:29 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

I've bought a wedding ring a few weeks ago. Actually, a year ago, i've also bought one. Both seem to have vanished when I returned to the chapel; I must buy another.

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Petition ID 665: Double bed bonus.
Submitted Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:49:02 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

Alexander Quandle doesn't always seem to get a double bed bonus from sleeping with his wife. I've noticed that my stam seemed lower than expected on a few occasions now, but I thought that that was just because there are so many other things affecting how much stam you start your day with, that I ju... Expand 958 characters


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Petition ID 668: GLOBAL memory units don't work properly
Submitted Sat, 14 Apr 2012 09:35:09 UTC by US Marshal Swede

The value in the unit seems to reset itself?

I made a program which works perfectly for my character, but once I put GLOBAL: in front of the memory unit it stops working. Removing GLOBAL: and the program works again.

Debugging:

Running program ID 301, 'Rifle present'
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Petition ID 671: Request for 'heal' link next to HP, except while in Places
Submitted Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:48:42 UTC by Adored Aelita

I feel it would save pageloads and inventory searching if we could access our Small and Large Medkits from the Vital Info bar to the right, instead of going through our Inventories.

If you're the type who finds themselves using CTRL+F or clicking Lodge Bag every time they want to heal, i'm sure y... Expand 30 characters


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Petition ID 687: New days not getting saved
Submitted Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:47:09 UTC by Confused Virgil

My crono spheres are not saving my new days, I think it is when I just close my browser but when if I log back into the outpost then quit to fields without triggering the new day by say walking into the bank or something then when I relog it gives me a new day but my cronospheres have not saved up t... Expand 76 characters


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Petition ID 697: Double Sign-Ups with Rally possible if already in one.
Submitted Sat, 05 May 2012 17:07:09 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

While I was in an active Hundred Point Rally, I tried reserving a spot in the next game ahead of time. That got accepted, and the fee was paid. Unfortunately, it didn't take after I had finished the rally, and the next one was set to begin without me. I had to pay the fee twice to ensure a spot.

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Petition ID 717: 100-Point Rally: have to hit all Unsequenced points before Sequenced #50.
Submitted Thu, 17 May 2012 02:38:17 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: It appears that you need to have hit all of the Unsequenced Points before the Rally will acknowledge that you have hit Sequenced Point 50.

HOW:
I've hit 49 Unsequenced Points, and 49 Sequenced points.

Moving onto Sequenced Point 50:

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Petition ID 722: +1 kit from shady dealer removes k'morph buff buff
Submitted Fri, 18 May 2012 12:38:51 UTC by die fledermaus

"Wearing" the Nudity +1 seemed to remove the k'morph nudity buff. Presumably this is because the +1 is not considered "no armour" - not sure if this should be considered a bug or not but I thought I'd report it, just in case.

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Petition ID 736: Incorrect Memory Part Less Contrivance description.
Submitted Thu, 24 May 2012 13:53:52 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

When you use a Memory Part Less Contrivance and you're setting the preferences, in particular the number to which you compare it, then it says...
"input a value which the digit must not exceed for the Contrivance to pass."
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Petition ID 757: Feature request: Easier [over]clocking control
Submitted Mon, 04 Jun 2012 19:03:22 UTC by die fledermaus

When fighting titans or seeking the drive, or just
toughing it out without a weapon, we sometimes have
to overclock to 200-300 Volts. That's 20-30 clicks
right there. And if you get boated by the titan and
have to trek cross country to get back to it, you need
to clock back down to 0 so you d... Expand 251 characters


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Petition ID 768: When doing build jobs, flavour text displays in strange order.
Submitted Sat, 09 Jun 2012 23:27:39 UTC by Buddleia

When I do a construction activity (masonry, carpentry, decorating) and complete the job, this is the flavour text that I see:

You set your Backpack and Bandolier aside, grab your tools and get to work.
The warmth from your Builder's Brew makes the stone feel light as a feather!
Before you r... Expand 2145 characters


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Petition ID 770: Reappearance of " ` Watcher " - DK screen - petition 287 is back
Submitted Sun, 10 Jun 2012 23:07:36 UTC by Buddleia

I've just killed the Drive. On the screen where you chose your race, what should be " The Watcher " has turned into " ` Watcher ", again/still. So there's a " $The " missing, like in petition 287 - but in just one place:

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Petition ID 784: Wedding ring resale to Kate
Submitted Fri, 15 Jun 2012 18:22:55 UTC by CTO Arthur Dent

When at the Kittania Bluerock Chapel, if you accept Kate's offer to sell the wedding ring back to her after declining a proposal, you are met with the words "`^Kate `3pockets the wedding ring from `~[player title]`3 and gives you `^20000 gold.`& " It should say "20000 requisition" instead.

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Petition ID 786: Spiderkitty Launcher Fail
Submitted Fri, 15 Jun 2012 21:54:23 UTC by Queen of Hearts AliceHeart

I am uncertain if this is intentional or an actual bug, so I am putting it under a Private Petition.

WHAT: So I decided to try out a Spiderkitty Launcher and found out that the Spiderkitty Launcher Fail debuff is a little strange. In short, during the first NewDay when you purchase the weapon, th... Expand 581 characters


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Petition ID 789: Some sorta issue with the shotgun damage.
Submitted Sat, 16 Jun 2012 10:43:45 UTC by Huntress Flaze

What: When using a shotgun, the use text appears as follows (The fight was against a Meter Maid, so...): You shoot your shotgun at Meter Maid causing {damage} damage!
How: Buy shotgun, use in a fight against a monster.
Where: Jungle and Travel encounters, presumably.
When: I don't know when it st... Expand 97 characters


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Petition ID 945: New food system: weird wording in Turqoise Spring Water effect
Submitted Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:41:39 UTC by Buddleia

"The waters of the Turquoise Spring make you more aware of your actions. You gain more Stamina experience."


I have no idea what that means. Gaining XP in ... what?

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Petition ID 946: New food system: pan-capacity counter display is sometimes wrong.
Submitted Sat, 18 Aug 2012 23:00:36 UTC by Buddleia

I have the default cooking pan, which has room for 10 items.

Putting in 10 bits of Half-Decent meat, the counter says I have room for 2 more items.

Put in 12, it says 0 more.

Try to cook 12, it says I can't do that.

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Petition ID 994: Currently Relevant
Submitted Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:11:36 UTC by Around Those Curves Hyde

This isn't that big of a problem, just something I noticed a few times.

What: every now and again I have seen the 'game time' disappears in the little area.
How: I don't know how this happened, it just does sometimes when a new page loads.
Under the new Currently Relevant part on the right side... Expand 171 characters


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Petition ID 1021: Equipment in Sheila's Shack O' Shiny Keeps Talking about "Turns".
Submitted Sat, 08 Sep 2012 18:43:20 UTC by [pcName]'s player Full Metal Lion

WHAT: The descriptions of Sheila's equipment occasionally reference "turns", despite there being no such thing anymore. For instance, the description of the Lead Pipe reads: "Sacrifice a turn in exchange for not paying so much? I guess?"

HOW: Go to Sheila's Shack O' Shiny and click on any w... Expand 186 characters


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Petition ID 1033: Places: decoration previewer has some problems
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:28:02 UTC by Buddleia

When decorating a Room, a Page, or the Exterior description of a Place, there are several things which could be improved.

1. The box for naming the Room/Page/Place does not show a preview, so you cannot check how it will display.

2. The box for naming the Room/Page/Place would ideall... Expand 1779 characters


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Petition ID 1037: Clan distracts
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:28:13 UTC by Unfamiliar Outmen

Well, I was wondering if the ability to distract the whole clan would be coming back. It did make things easier when you needed to the word out to them if it was a big clan. It was a great little tool for everyone who could use them.

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Petition ID 1042: Rate a Monster you haven't fought
Submitted Sat, 15 Sep 2012 22:46:04 UTC by

If you go into the Jungle just after defeating your Dojo Master, you'll see the "Rate a Monster" blurb.


Now, it would be neat if this let us rate the Masters, but that's not happening. Instead, we get to rate a monster that we haven't just fought: after defeating Kouska, I was offered the opportu... Expand 316 characters


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Petition ID 1050: Collapsible stats preferences reset after DK
Submitted Tue, 18 Sep 2012 05:50:09 UTC by Grand Master Badass Max Power

WHAT: While playing the game normally, the little +/- stats works fine: hit them once and they (dis)appear on that page load, hit them twice and they (dis)appear on every page load. However, when you DK, they get reset. All of them show and you have to click them twice again to get them to go away.
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Petition ID 1064: Return of #334: you can post a blank message
Submitted Fri, 21 Sep 2012 23:00:43 UTC by Buddleia

It is again possible to post an empty emote into chat.

If you select the chat box and press enter when there's nothing in it, it won't let you do it. But, if you enter a : to emote rather than speak, it will let you press enter on only that. So you can post a line into chat which is just your n... Expand 967 characters


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Petition ID 1072: Targeted fighting freezes after unstun
Submitted Mon, 24 Sep 2012 05:33:18 UTC by

WHAT In targeted fighting after stunning a monster then hitting the wrong arm so it unstuns, the system freezes. After that point nothing changes colors (go from unguarded to guarded or visa versa) no matter what you hit.

HOW Stun a monster then hit the wrong stun sequence.

WHERE forest.php

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Petition ID 1073: SpiderKitty Hangup
Submitted Tue, 25 Sep 2012 01:58:16 UTC by Cannot Really Leave... Albert W. Carter

When I was fighting a SpiderKitty, the game hung up after I trashed two of the targeted areas. After 10 minutes of hanging I got a white screen, but no BadNav links to get out of it. Reloading the page after a couple of moments got me back to the battle screen, but the hanging problem still existe... Expand 163 characters


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Petition ID 1097: Typo in Corporal Punishment's Letter
Submitted Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:19:47 UTC by

WHAT: In the third letter between Corporal Punishment and Havelock Stern, there appears to be a typo. In the second sentence, it says "qtjjy dkpjgjlq qmfjv qkcugjl rnfd..." when I believe it should say "qtjjy dkpjgjlq qmfjr qkcugjl rnfd...".
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Petition ID 1125: Disabled parts are well-guarded, not vulnerable.
Submitted Fri, 19 Oct 2012 22:04:19 UTC by

When you disable a monster's part (by putting it's shock bar to full) and hit it again, the text says "you aim for a well-guarded spot". According to Corporal Punishment (I think, I don't remember the tutorial too well now), the MOTD about the targeted combat system, and the fact that the part goes ... Expand 165 characters


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Petition ID 1193: Food at Braaains missing
Submitted Tue, 20 Nov 2012 23:32:38 UTC by Einherjar Aesa

I was just in Braaains and although I see a full menu, there is nothing for sale in the left option column. The only choice is to leave. Yes, I have money.

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Petition ID 1199: Animated Gambling Games in Inconvenient Places
Submitted Fri, 23 Nov 2012 00:20:01 UTC by [pcName]'s player Full Metal Lion

WHAT: Now that Clatter and Mouse Racing are all fancy with their automatically-starting animations, they're placed inconveniently. You see, the magic moving pictures are below the flavor text, forcing the player to hurriedly scroll down as the page loads to see the action before it ends.

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Petition ID 1202: Clatter trigger
Submitted Sun, 25 Nov 2012 23:33:13 UTC by The One and Only Boldsword

When playing clatter I've noticed several times now that if the 3 trigger is hit 3 times it won't drop more tokens if it is hit again. Is there a max payout limit or max token fall limit set?

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Petition ID 1212: Apostrophes generate an escape when in weapons or armors!
Submitted Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:02:01 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

When typing an apostrophe inside a weapon or armor description, sometimes, an extra "\" is inserted. Example: "Bee's Knees" becomes "Bee\'s Knees". It's been around for quite a while!

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Petition ID 1213: Armour code not working in the bios
Submitted Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:37:44 UTC by Minion

What: the `&a does not show up when in use in the extended bio of a character.
How: put the code in your extended bio section of your bio and save then look at your bio page.
Where: preferences and bio.
When: not sure.

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Petition ID 1224: Distraction deletions not functioning.
Submitted Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:43:15 UTC by Sonoma Beach lowkey

For the past half day or so, whenever I attempt to delete a distraction while viewing it, I am returned to my inbox and the distraction is not deleted. Deletion by means of selecting one or more distractions in the inbox, then clicking the delete button at bottom, still functions properly.

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Petition ID 1240: Jill doesn't heal after running away from a fight
Submitted Sat, 15 Dec 2012 06:52:56 UTC by

WHAT: On the level 2 quest with Jill as a companion, Jill completely heals herself at the Hospital immediately after you win a fight, but not after you run away from one. This seems inconsistent so I'm assuming it's not intentional.
WHERE: In the jungle (after a fight)
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Petition ID 1252: Chat Status Options
Submitted Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:40:42 UTC by Robo- Rosalind

WHAT: The chat status options in the help menu specifically, have no color code showing. At the moment, if I notice someone is not white, green, red or orange, I have no idea what it means unless I myself go to one of these and see what color it makes me. I'd prefer if they showed up IN THE COLOR th... Expand 681 characters


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Petition ID 1264: Equip not showing on right sidebar
Submitted Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:12:30 UTC by Oscar Charles

I had this happen with a helmet earlier - I had the effects but it wasn't showing in the right sidebar. The helmet seems to be gone (must have lost it in a DK) but now I'm having the same problem with gloves. I just bought them, but nothing in the equipment list on the right-hand side.

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Petition ID 1265: Page location.
Submitted Sun, 30 Dec 2012 00:19:28 UTC by Around Those Curves Hyde

What: the option to choose where the page will show up in the master settings isn't there anymore.
How: just isn't there when ever I am messing with the pages to show/hide the link or room description.
Where: master settings.
When: um... not sure for how long. I have noticed it for awhile but alw... Expand 24 characters


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Petition ID 1291: Jill quest activating for non-rookie characters who have already done it
Submitted Tue, 15 Jan 2013 07:58:43 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: Jill talked to me when I tried to enter NewHome and offered me coffee (that is, initiated her quest). I've done 21 DKs and have already completed the Jill quest in full, as far as I remember. I accepted, fought with her, and she bought her equipment and left.
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Petition ID 1292: Export Commentary still showing a strange character instead of spaces after bio links
Submitted Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:10:24 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: Export Commentary (Timeless) creates a file that has a strange character in place of the space after the character name if you try to emote. "Iriana, going forward" (comma, no space) is fine, whereas "Iriana goes forward" (space) is not.

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Petition ID 1298: Bold bleeding through to nav when you access the graphical World Map
Submitted Thu, 17 Jan 2013 06:07:01 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: When clicking the World Map (the paid item from the Comms Tent) from the World Map, navs from my Skull-Mounted Laser down are bolded, including Places and Inventory.
HOW: Access the World Map item.
WHERE: Every map square.
WHEN: Noticed it a few days ago, but I thought it wa... Expand 84 characters


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Petition ID 1316: Threat Level Req Modifier Not Working?
Submitted Fri, 25 Jan 2013 17:53:01 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

I'm not so sure that the bonus req for high threat levels is actually working..

Why?

I was hunting suicidally in NP, it started out at Interesting Times. I was getting about 10k req per 49 fights, gradually increasing as threat lowered to 12k req at Minor activity. I've been fighting in batche... Expand 327 characters


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Petition ID 1318: Running From Mighty Magpie Results in Something Improbable
Submitted Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:03:48 UTC by Wolf Aspect Shadow Of Clue

Simple as that, get attacked by the Magpie, I hit run, and the next page is a big ol Something Improbable with nothing else on it.

I did not notice a change to my xp, but I wasn't looked at it either. HP seems the same as well.

I assume it can be reproduced, and will try to do so, but given th... Expand 71 characters


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Petition ID 1329: 100-Pack of Cookies showing as -1 left
Submitted Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:48:15 UTC by Foxkin Trex

`~WHAT: The 100-pack of Cookies in the Hunter's Lodge shows as having -1 left, pretty sure that shouldn't have been possible.. HOW: Head into the Hunter's Lodge WHERE: The Hunter's Lodge WHEN: First noticed today 31/1/2013

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Petition ID 1337: "Sent" Distractions do not expire
Submitted Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:19:46 UTC by AWOL-guard Trowa

What: Distractions in the Sent Items window have not expired, whereas Distractions in the Inbox self-delete after 30 days.

How: Send distractions, check Sent Box, item will never expire.

Where: http://www.improbableisland.com/mail.php?sent=true

When: Since the Sent box was created summer 20... Expand 183 characters


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Petition ID 1355: Overweight buff not showing
Submitted Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:23:18 UTC by Around Those Curves Hyde

What: Since the new updates for the Zombie Donkey came out and were first hit, the overweight backpack buff disappeared with the clattering nightmare buff there. (Confused the hell out of me when it stopped showing up but was still getting hit with the cost).
How: The buff seems to override the sho... Expand 174 characters


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Petition ID 1378: Control Keys not Giving Access to Front Door Lock
Submitted Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:35:55 UTC by The Salamence

In the very description of a control key, I see this -

Control Key (12 Cigarettes): This key allows a player to access the Master Settings Menu - that's where you turn chat on and off for each Room, fiddle with settings for Pages,
lock the entire Place, and so on. They can also lock and un... Expand 302 characters


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Petition ID 1393: Customized Teleportation Beacon
Submitted Fri, 08 Mar 2013 23:06:57 UTC by Swarthy Theta

I bought a teleportation beacon for the new place I am building, The Twisted Maze, at location 16/36, and I customized it before leaving Improbable Central, naming it "Old hollow tree". I also added a description as to what people would see when they explored it. When I placed it in the entrance... Expand 619 characters


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Petition ID 1399: Memento attributes no longer display in bio if the Memento itself is not displayed.
Submitted Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:56:01 UTC by Buddleia

What: all the Attributes from Mementos you've been given used to show up in your Character Biography, last time I was changing things around. Now, the Attributes only show if the Memento itself is on display.

I don't know which is the currently intended behaviour. I'm just reporting that it use... Expand 627 characters


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Petition ID 1417: Vulnerable/well guarded spots sometimes switch colours
Submitted Mon, 18 Mar 2013 08:59:56 UTC by Sergeant Condescending Frog

What:
When fighting monsters with targeted fighting, sometimes striking an guarded (orange) body part will lead to the message "You aim for a vulnerable spot!", eventually leading to the monster taking a defensive position and all targets becoming guarded. Striking any body part is now considered ... Expand 422 characters


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Petition ID 1419: Massive inventory causes nasty badnav: clearing navs doesn't help, only Moderator removing stuff.
Submitted Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:10:12 UTC by Buddleia

What: if your inventory is very very very full, you can get stuck in a Badnav if you try to view your Inventory.

How: have a huge amount of stuff in your inventory. Open your inventory. The tab absolutely refuses to load, and although refreshing several times changes the url to badnav.php, there ... Expand 1252 characters


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Petition ID 1457: PHP sprintf error durring reply to diversion with the old diversion text.
Submitted Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:42:54 UTC by

Maybe you got a report on this already, I'm at work now, so don't have time to dig in your queue (otherwise I would), but I was just responding to a diversion, 'reply and include text' or something and got this:
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Petition ID 1458: SP Gifting Not Working
Submitted Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:50:49 UTC by Improbable Brewer Asmodius

Maybe it's just me. My account is slightly odd with things like this. I wanted to send my friend, Evil Buny some SP, but when I tried, I was sent to a badnav. Here is his link; see if it works for you. http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=giftpoints&acctid=78862

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Petition ID 1479: Improbability bomb has no effect
Submitted Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:22:36 UTC by Constance

I've noticed this a few times using ibombs recently. The text says the bomb has been used, I lose it from my bandolier... but no effect.
Here's the text from a recent fight:

Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level 6): DEFEATED
Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level 6): DEFEATED
*Wild Monkey's Hitpoints (Level ... Expand 3348 characters


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Petition ID 1486: Third mission with rohit (How to be Human) don't leave advices in notebook.
Submitted Thu, 02 May 2013 20:28:28 UTC by Major Kalumniatoris

According to information in notebook
"Rohit the Robot's introduction!
If you have a Story Pass for this story from the Hunter's Lodge, you can see all seven potential peices of advice.
If not,
you can see the advice you received."
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Petition ID 1487: Multiple monsters while traveling
Submitted Fri, 03 May 2013 00:25:57 UTC by Ludicrous Over-Achiever Furo

When Traveling (and only when Traveling) and I encounter multiple monsters, there is no fight- I just win. There's no fighting of each one as happens in the Jungle. This started happening in the last week and it's been very consistent for me (once I noticed). Solo monsters, it's a fight with multipl... Expand 2309 characters


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Petition ID 1492: "passwords do not match" when changing stuff in Preferences
Submitted Sun, 05 May 2013 12:36:36 UTC by

Hi! When you're changing stuff and saving stuff in the Preferences menu, the phrase "Your passwords do not match." always appears, even if you aren't in the first tab. The settings are still saved, though. So it's not really a bug, but still, thought you'd like to know.

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Petition ID 1493: Devouring tells no stam gain
Submitted Sun, 05 May 2013 19:21:27 UTC by Returning Contestant Outman

While as a zombie with the new cleaning the corpse and devour system, when you devour it just says what you eat and not what you gain in stamina like it did in the old system. improbableisland.com/forest.php?devourcarcass=true&creatureid=694&carcass=0&c=67-201647 is one I did for a bear strapped... Expand 29 characters


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Petition ID 1534: Room names made in bold to start with are inaccecable when making some jobs.
Submitted Thu, 30 May 2013 19:04:14 UTC by Unfamiliar Outmen

I was working on a place of mine and setting up jobs for it and many of the rooms I did I just put in the name of it so I can do the doors first, which works fine, and had some with bold lettering at the start of it, but when I go back in to put in descriptions, slots and pages, It is no longer a li... Expand 113 characters


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Petition ID 1538: Secondary options not available in when viewing the world Map.
Submitted Fri, 31 May 2013 02:51:52 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

What: If there is anything on the ground (herbs, supply crates, ect...) the option to pick them up disappears when you look at the world map (which is gorgeous now, by the way!). You also cannot enter residences, or clean corpses. You can get the option back by traveling and coming back, or by view... Expand 263 characters


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Petition ID 1542: When you die against a Titan, you get a generic gold message instead of requisition.
Submitted Sun, 02 Jun 2013 04:38:23 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

All gold on hand has been lost! 10 % of experience has been lost! You may begin fighting again tomorrow. Self explanatory!

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Petition ID 1554: meh stam bar vanished
Submitted Wed, 05 Jun 2013 09:04:00 UTC by Lieutenant Rozarius

Right after the daliy 430ish am maintaine

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Petition ID 1561: An abusable situation in the Scrapyard Market
Submitted Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:41:43 UTC by Wannabe-Bodhisattva Siva

I bought a partial match commentary command for 3 scrapyard points. Immediately, the buy price became 10, and the sell price, 7.

I know; 4 points profit, woop-dee.

Multiply that by how fast a person can click two hotkeys, one set to buy at three, one to sell at seven.

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Petition ID 1575: The site suddenly stopped responding.
Submitted Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:56:38 UTC by

The problem was that the site stopped responding, and got stuck in "Loading..." mode whenever I pressed one of the options.
It started while fighting the riddle book that accosts you with inaccurate answers and clicking the "BLAM Grenade", and continued for 5-10 minutes before it caught up again.
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Petition ID 1580: Sold my mount, but flavour text says I still have it
Submitted Thu, 20 Jun 2013 20:19:10 UTC by

I reached the stage in the Saga of Budget Horse that gives me his grandchildren. Noticing that they don't seem to work very well in dense jungle, I sold them off in Kittania and went on my way. But a couple of klicks north of Kit, the flavour text for the Grandchildren reappeared, and it looks like ... Expand 200 characters


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Petition ID 1592: Lack of stamina use on map travel.
Submitted Fri, 28 Jun 2013 21:24:05 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

If you're travelling on the map and run into a beastie, then you don't use up any stamina for that travel turn.
You don't seem to get any experience in travelling either, it certainly doesn't show up in any way on the screen.

I first noticed this about a week ago and have been checking since. Tu... Expand 142 characters


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Petition ID 1606: Request for eliminated 'stun' guesses to be shown for each combo portion
Submitted Fri, 05 Jul 2013 17:49:18 UTC by Adored Aelita

This would obviously be made moot if the player hits upon the correct target in their sequence.
Otherwise, guesses that aren't eliminated yet should show up with target icons next to them.
With so many monsters that don't tend to recur (or have similar names like the lions), it's difficult for a p... Expand 20 characters


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Petition ID 1609: Sometimes slow donations
Submitted Sat, 06 Jul 2013 17:55:02 UTC by Just the Cora

I have noticed something. There are times when it takes a really long time for SP to be delivered after donating. So far I have been waiting over a hour for any kind of reaction. Does anybody else have this problem? I know I will get the points but I have noticed its happening a lot more.

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Petition ID 1612: Superchrono Exp
Submitted Sun, 07 Jul 2013 19:46:17 UTC by Super Corrupt Magic Kaylie

I was travelling the ocean to level up my experience after accidentally cracking a superchrono and it kept saying +0XP. It said that no matter the terrain a traveled as well.

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Petition ID 1614: Editing Master Settings reverts color codes (navigation) for Places to HTML
Submitted Thu, 11 Jul 2013 23:04:42 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

I get a code instead of the implemented tilde codes in the first two fields of Master Settings (for traveling from room to room) whether i'm editing it or not. The engine displays it in the entry fields whether i'm bothering with it or not.

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Petition ID 1664: Pressing pageup uses a cigarette
Submitted Wed, 21 Aug 2013 09:47:14 UTC by Lance Corporal alphamule

In the cyber city, main area (intown). It's supposed to be ! key. Already accidentally used 3 cigarettes. Opera browser

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Petition ID 1676: Typo in the chapel.
Submitted Mon, 26 Aug 2013 00:18:32 UTC by etirwevaD Davewrite

There is a typo in the chapel in kitt. For when you try to get a divorce. "divorce.Kate talks" There is no space and the color randomly switches after Kate. http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=marriage&op=chapel&op2=divorce&c=5-011048 You get there by trying to get a divorce.

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Petition ID 1682: Incorrect italics in memento forging
Submitted Sat, 31 Aug 2013 08:52:36 UTC by SCIENCE! Rider

Whenever you add italics to a new memento, lately, the italics will skip the word you intended to italicize and instead, italicize every single word after it. You can check a few mementos for a reference to what I mean, it's been going on a while and isn't just mine.

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Petition ID 1684: Typo at the Family Fun Food Wacky Faktory in CyberCity404
Submitted Sat, 31 Aug 2013 21:48:10 UTC by Hush Puppies

If you buy the ARTIFICIALLY-COLOURED BAR OF FOOD (FUN) at FAMILY FUN FOOD WACKY FAKTORY in CYBER CITY 404, you and WaiterBot will engage in a short dialogue, 2 lines each. WaiterBot's first line, however, is colored the same as the player's dialogue (that lovely shade of blue) and his second line is... Expand 40 characters


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Petition ID 1715: Problem with color coding in customized furniture
Submitted Fri, 20 Sep 2013 16:35:23 UTC by SCIENCE! Rider

Whenever you create a color coded piece of customize furniture (two people tested this) it removes the gravemarkers and just leaves you with whatever's left.

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Petition ID 1749: ! Code in Midnight Skin is Illegible
Submitted Fri, 18 Oct 2013 16:23:07 UTC by Pretty Burd Deity of Choice

The ! color code blends almost perfectly into the background when using the Console Midnight skin.

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Petition ID 1767: Cigarette shortcut (!) is not user friendly on every platform!
Submitted Sat, 02 Nov 2013 00:07:32 UTC by Finger Ringed Dilliany

WHAT?! The problem indeed! Which happen to be the "smoke a cigarette" Shortcut which is the exclamation point (!) !

Happen on my cellphone, when I'm in an outpost, writing anywhere and want to write an exclamation point, instead of writing it, it goes for the short cut and makes me smoke a cigare... Expand 464 characters


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Petition ID 1776: Problem with selling the same item link at the Scrapyard Market
Submitted Wed, 06 Nov 2013 16:45:37 UTC by "The HandyMan" Denealus

I was trying to sell Contrivance: Zombies at the Scrapyard Market for points and use the link to "sell the same item again" that appears up top. Apparently, it jumped to "Sell Memory Equals" without me checking and doesn't sell the same item you sold. I suspect this has something to do with when the... Expand 194 characters


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Petition ID 1779: Southern Island imagery is drawn incorrectly
Submitted Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:26:12 UTC by Adored Aelita

Squares (10, 3), (14, 3), and (17, 3) are visually dominated by sand. They are all River. Squares (11, 3), and (15, 3) are visually dominated by shallow water. They are all Desert. Square (15, 4) is apparently a desert but is listed as a plain. (16, 4) reverses the situation.

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Petition ID 1787: Issues with Jill quest
Submitted Fri, 15 Nov 2013 23:43:18 UTC by Jaxan Ocre

3 Issues with Jill quest

(1) When successful at running away, Jill doesn't auto-heal. This means I need to pay for her healing, which at 28 or so requisition is a big cost.

(2) Jill's pay counter resets on a New Day, even when in the middle of an adventure. This might be working as intended,... Expand 341 characters


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Petition ID 1797: Dice Issues
Submitted Fri, 22 Nov 2013 00:56:30 UTC by Unfamiliar Outmen

The new dice roll (which is cool and fun) has a few issues I know of. Italics and colors added in make it act like no numbers were added while when putting in just two numbers get you a silly answer with putting in just one or three gives you actual results. I can put in '/roll `0l6' and '/roll 3 6... Expand 210 characters


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Petition ID 1824: Newhome Museum x2
Submitted Wed, 04 Dec 2013 02:28:05 UTC by Escape Artist Dhevika

Returning to Newhome on my Rohit Part 2 quest and I have Two Newhome Museums on my screen. When I hover over the first one it shows me,

www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?mondule=quest_rohit_2&op=museum&c=101-020403

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Petition ID 1832: Encoding in Auto-Update chat
Submitted Sun, 08 Dec 2013 03:03:11 UTC by Feral Beast Rentoraa

Add utf8_encode to the auto-update in chat.

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Petition ID 1833: "Add Page Access" contraption fires when the page it is applied to is not active.
Submitted Mon, 09 Dec 2013 19:47:34 UTC by Dizzyizzy

If you apply an "Add Page Access" contraption to a different page, it will fire and add access even when the page it's applied to is not active. This is opposite behavior from "Hide Page Link", which will only hide access to the other page when the page it is attached to is active.

Very easy to r... Expand 355 characters


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Petition ID 1877: Java script indicator letter text is incorrect
Submitted Tue, 14 Jan 2014 15:36:06 UTC by Returning Contestant Jean-Serge

What: Java script indicator text (the red, bolded, underlined letter in the navigation menu) spans almost the enitre length of the word instead of just a single letter.
How: Hall o' fame -> Most Glorious Contestants
Where: http://www.improbableisland.com/hof.php?hof=glory
When: I don't know how l... Expand 59 characters


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Petition ID 1885: getting more and more frequent white screen badnavs
Submitted Sun, 19 Jan 2014 05:03:36 UTC by Warrior Vixen geoma

Lately on a android tablet i have been getting more and more badnavs in the warning white background style not just the normal badnvs that semi rectify themselves also the problem seems to be likely caused by post data stored in the default android 4.1.2 browser not cleanly refreshing with new synch... Expand 412 characters


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Petition ID 1900: "Kick Players" listings incomplete.
Submitted Sun, 26 Jan 2014 01:04:16 UTC by Transcendent Almighty Emperor of Improbability with Holy Cheese and a Side of Badass Fries Cake Ninja

The "Kick out Players" page for places you own appears to be limited to displaying only a certain number of players. Seems to be 21, including myself. I can tell, even at a quick glance, that's not all the players in my Place.[1] Noticed because I couldn't kick the non-entities out of the beds... Expand 918 characters


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Petition ID 1914: Mementos with unclosed formatting tags not quite fully fixed for Places
Submitted Wed, 05 Feb 2014 19:42:48 UTC by Buddleia

MOTD of 23/01/2014 says that Mementos are fixed so that bold, italics, colours etc won't leak through to the rest of the page. That fix works perfectly almost everywhere: in your bio, in your inventory when you're in an outpost, or in eBoy's, the Hunter's Lodge, the Scrapyard Market, or on the map. ... Expand 161 characters


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Petition ID 1035: Distraction Preview Default Color Wrong.
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 02:55:51 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

Type up a distract without color codes, it shows as being Grey, the & code. However to the recipient it will show up as gold, the ^ code. It also shows as the actual color, ^, in the sent folder.

No big deal, but a minor annoyance. I see lots of messages in the pattern of-

Hey I did This... Expand 64 characters


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Petition ID 1061: Jumbled Text due to Color Formatting?
Submitted Fri, 21 Sep 2012 07:38:30 UTC by Grand Master Badass of Fury Dawg

Names have become jumbled while in the Jungle. Not sure the url of the page will make sense, but perhaps it will from the land of Mod-dom. I posted a tinypic as well.

http://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=search&type=thrill&stam=thrill&c=269-083127

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Petition ID 1218: Dan's drinks replace one another instead of stacking
Submitted Sun, 02 Dec 2012 02:34:09 UTC by sage wanderer

My character purchased an Ale from The Prancing Spiderkitty in IC, then an expensive Gargleblaster. After six rounds of the Gargle, I know because I had 14 rounds left, I purchased another Ale, and lost all of my bonuses for the Gargle. It was basically gone. It did not even show up on my list of bu... Expand 121 characters


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Petition ID 1250: Can't Delete Dristractions From Distraction View
Submitted Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:33:01 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

Open a distraction, hit delete, you are returned to the inbox but the distraction you were viewing is not deleted.

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Petition ID 1279: Hall of Fame "?" icons (mouse over names) are always Male, if they appear.
Submitted Mon, 07 Jan 2013 05:30:21 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

This is independent of the player's chosen sex, and as a bonus, race icons that aren't 'custom' do not appear at all.

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Petition ID 1297: Typo in the one-armed Bandit at the PSK
Submitted Thu, 17 Jan 2013 05:15:26 UTC by AWOL-guard Trowa

I got three Diseased Lungs. Woo-hoo! :D

"The machine lets out a terrible mechanical screeching sound, followed by an awful metallic moan. All at once, the jackpot pours out into the payout tray, and spills onto the floor in an avalance of 100 cigarettes!
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Petition ID 1363: Items remaining limit in skillet wrong
Submitted Sat, 23 Feb 2013 09:34:45 UTC by New Pitt Fighting Wench

when I leave the 0 in front of the amount of meat I want in the skillet, it gives me an incorrect amount of room available. For example:
018 Tasty meat
010 crap meat
05 half-decent meat

You have room for 26 more items.
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Petition ID 1438: Minor issue: Currently Online list shows most recent named location, never World Map.
Submitted Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:34:19 UTC by Buddleia

If you look at the list of who's where (improbableisland.com/list.php?), every single player is shown as being in an Outpost, or the Failboat, or a Place. Even when this is incorrect.

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Petition ID 1623: Auto-Update can't handle curly quotes
Submitted Fri, 19 Jul 2013 22:43:21 UTC by Junebug

Compare these two comments:
[02h04m]! X&#9474; Ezra’s grin twists. His palm slaps against the brick wall, steadies as much as it supports. The joker slips away and down the alley, heads north to the dusk-ridden streets of Clearfield District.

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Petition ID 1739: Spelling errors in Weather Flavour Text
Submitted Mon, 07 Oct 2013 08:10:42 UTC by Vahelle

There are a few minor spelling mistakes (in accordance with Muphry's Law) in some of the weather descriptions. There might be more than these, because I've not seen all of the weather descriptions, but these are the ones I've found:
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Petition ID 1752: Museum text recoilless railguns is incorrect
Submitted Tue, 22 Oct 2013 09:38:12 UTC by Weathered Tiber

In the NewHome Museum, when looking at the Robot Soldier exhibit, the following displays.

"Later, as laser weapons, coilguns, railguns and other recoilless pistols and rifles became smaller and more practical, strength became less important and speed became the deciding factor in any firefight."
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Petition ID 1996: Nausea not properly reset by DK triggered NewDay
Submitted Mon, 10 Mar 2014 13:49:58 UTC by Not Dead Yet Will Morris

In an effort to get that last bit of experience to reach level 15 and DK, I ate too much and was sick. Despite the nausea, I successfully faced and defeated the drive.

Now, on the first day of my new run, I am unable to eat in restaurants. I have a fully black nausea bar and no food options in th... Expand 407 characters


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Petition ID 905: Typo occurred regarding my gloves after a Drive defeat
Submitted Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:35:04 UTC by Sorrel Rove

My char had Non-Newtonian Shock Gloves when I defeated the drive, and this came up on the bottom of the screen after the talk with the Watcher:

"You are now known as Warrant Officer Sorrel Rove!!

Because you have destroyed the Improbability Drive 13 times, you start with some extras. You als... Expand 418 characters


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Petition ID 1084: Newly Weds player list still doesn't show places by name
Submitted Sat, 29 Sep 2012 01:28:31 UTC by AWOL-guard Trowa

Just like the title says. The Contestant List and Clan Members Online list both show the names and rooms of a place where a character is, but the Newly Weds list available in the Common Grounds does not.

http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=marriage&op=newlyweds&c=28-022141

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Petition ID 1164: Pleasantville Threat Flavor Text Incorrect.
Submitted Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:39:58 UTC by Titano Deleo

When in PV and when it is at Critical Situation the description states

If someone doesn't do something soon, Pleasantville will be in serious trouble - as it is, the Council Offices, bank, Comms Tent and Mike's Chop Shop have all closed up in preparation for the worst.

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Petition ID 1183: Text error, when defeated by Drive.
Submitted Sat, 17 Nov 2012 17:23:03 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

When- When the Drive kicks your ass. What- `'ve been knocked unconscious, and dragged to Network Central to explain your failure! It is worth it to note that it shows up to me as gravemark apostrophe then the ve of you've.

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Petition ID 1237: In Group Fights, Win Text Displays for Each Monster in the Pack
Submitted Fri, 14 Dec 2012 05:48:02 UTC by [pcName]'s player Full Metal Lion

WHAT: After winning (or presumably, losing) a group fight, the win text displays for each creature in the group. For example:

End of Round:
Midget from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
Midget from the Train Station's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
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Petition ID 1281: Typo: Miniscule Asteroid -> Minuscule Asteroid
Submitted Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:36:23 UTC by die fledermaus

As per the title. Monster name typo.

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Petition ID 1319: Family Fun Faktory color glitch
Submitted Sat, 26 Jan 2013 21:34:06 UTC by Bastard Pirate Black Jacques Chirac

Family Fun Food Wacky Faktory
You point to the menu. "I'll have this. The artificially-coloured bar of fun -"

"ARTIFICIALLY-COLOURED BAR OF FOOD OPEN BRACKETS FUN CLOSE BRACKETS," says WaiterBot.

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Petition ID 1357: Spelling mistake in the Builder's Brew description.
Submitted Wed, 20 Feb 2013 01:04:30 UTC by The McThugger

If you look at "More details" you'll find that "The Perfect Builder's Brew began as a theory concoted..." It would make more sense if it was concoCted.

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Petition ID 1490: IC weather module missing period
Submitted Fri, 03 May 2013 22:25:11 UTC by Inked Ada

Here's the text: The afternoon sun is hot, and makes sweat bead on your forehead. Some of the residents congregate for cool drinks outside of the Prancing SpiderKitty It's just missing a period at the end, nothing major.

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Petition ID 1579: Dan's one arm bandit slots
Submitted Thu, 20 Jun 2013 14:33:43 UTC by Feminine? Ghost-Reaper

What: The payout for when you get three Doktor Improbables says you receive 25 cigs when the payout legend says you'd only get 20 for three Doktor Improbables. Just something simple that I'm sure you could fix.

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Petition ID 1793: Giant Tattoo Mutant carcass cleaning
Submitted Mon, 18 Nov 2013 18:35:32 UTC by Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen

WHAT: A minor glitch, but the monster I fought right before the GTM was a Concerned Parent. When I fought and killed the GTM, the option for Clean The Carcass was Concerned Parent again.

HOW: I guess fight any monster and then the Giant Tattoo Mutant immediately after. Possibly only if you did no... Expand 182 characters


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Petition ID 1251: Flavour text from stranger in PSK stays too long
Submitted Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:09:54 UTC by Grand Master Badass Max Power

Go into the Prancing Spiderkitty. A stranger approaches you and asks for 25 req in exchange for something that'll help you. If you accept he gives you an ale, which gives you 10 rounds of a "Buzz" buff. Every round you fight after that, you get the flavour text "Faced with the prospect of death, you... Expand 321 characters


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Petition ID 1185: Marriage Buff
Submitted Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:40:57 UTC by

1. It shows my spouse's equipment in between her title and name. 2.Not sure how. I just sorta noticed it when I was in the jungle. 3. On the list of buffs. (http://tinypic.com/r/2uxvbcn/6) 4. Not sure.

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Petition ID 1557: Stratagy hut needs space...
Submitted Fri, 07 Jun 2013 23:27:37 UTC by Pride

The last two lines when you enter the strategy hut needs a space. Sorry about noticing little things like that.

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Petition ID 1704: Can divorce multiple times in one sitting.
Submitted Fri, 13 Sep 2013 00:23:12 UTC by Woof Woof Collin Vee

When divorcing in the kittania chapel, you can repeatedly hit the divorce button and recieve the 'the marriage has been annulled' message. It's clear that the option just isn't removed upon clicking it. Unless someone wants to really be sure they divorced someone, it's a non-issue, more cosmetic... Expand 254 characters


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Petition ID 1874: Colouring stop.
Submitted Mon, 13 Jan 2014 01:01:22 UTC by Zenimia

When fighting a monster that has body parts you can strike the parts are displayed below a heading, reading 'Strike body parts'. The stamina cost for attacking is then displayed in parenthesis after the heading, with the percentage cost being in an orange highlight, however, the closing parenthesis ... Expand 61 characters


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Petition ID 1911: Hunter's lodge price glitch
Submitted Tue, 04 Feb 2014 17:30:15 UTC by Feral Beast Rentoraa

Screenshot: http://prntscr.com/2ph87w

Basically, it works like this:
1. Go to the Lodge.
2. Find an item that you don't have enough SP for.
3. Buy SP, enough to afford the item.
4. Wait a while for the payment to go through, then click the "More Details" link.
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Petition ID 1011: Owners of a lace can edit the new Banter System
Submitted Tue, 04 Sep 2012 20:48:09 UTC by sage wanderer

When I am inside of my own place, the X's and Checkmarks that appear in the story and banters to the left of all posts inside of my house are visible, and still functional, so essentially I can mod the island Banter. This has only occurred since the universal Island banter came into effect.

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Petition ID 1502: Reminder to CMJ about rollover coordinates
Submitted Wed, 15 May 2013 20:56:53 UTC by Scout 'n About Aer

As you asked before, please reinitialize rollover coordinates on the 3x3 map as well as the world map. Thanks!

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Petition ID 1503: Herbs/Crates not appearing on Map Squares
Submitted Thu, 16 May 2013 00:45:18 UTC by Snow Queen Vix


There don't seem to be any herbs/crates available for pickup on the new map squares. I had 2 hits on a crate sniffer, walked the complete 3-click grid and didn't find anything.

I haven't seen any herbs available for pickup, either. I checked in global Banter and no one else seemed to have found... Expand 9 characters


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Petition ID 2036: You didn't think that you'd get away with no bugs at all in the Places reprogramming, did you?
Submitted Sun, 06 Apr 2014 15:48:54 UTC by The Skronky

Only a small one. You can't point Run Program Contraptions to programs that are unlinked, they don't show up in the list of programs. There's an obvious work around, move the program to a room/page, point the Run Program to it there, and then unlink it again. That's fine.

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Petition ID 1506: Really bad Lag..
Submitted Thu, 16 May 2013 20:59:20 UTC by Diamond Daisy

Ever since the new map appeared, I have been experiencing horrid lag. When mentioned in banter, several others commented about experiencing the same things - complete page reloads on banter/story posts, timed combat being useless due to unpredictable lag, white screens on fights, posts and travel. P... Expand 13 characters


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Petition ID 1477: Missing credit for donation
Submitted Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:39:41 UTC by King of Anvilania YakkoRex

I put $10 in the kitty a couple of days ago. Kitty did not reset, and I did not get SP. Transaction was confirmed on PayPal. What do I do to fix this?

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Petition ID 1421: The Moderators list in the FAQ is incomplete.
Submitted Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:25:30 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

I hear Hairy Mary is a mod now, but The moderators list in http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=newbfaq&op=rules neglects that. Maybe an update to this page would be necessary!

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Petition ID 1149: Teaching Timed Combat is Broken
Submitted Wed, 31 Oct 2012 04:32:29 UTC by Luckeeh

Everyone, including mods, are unable to teach anyone timed combat. I tried to teach a newbie, but it didn't work. I then asked a mod (Ebenezer) to try to teach the newbie, and he said it didn't work for him either. This is the link that was used:

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Petition ID 1032: Exploit: people can send Fancy Pictures Frames after using them.
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:07:11 UTC by Buddleia

Apparently it is possible to use a Fancy Picture Frame, then send it to someone, they use it, and then they send it back to you. That would stop CMJ getting any more money from avatars, if the same frame gets passed around a huge group of friends every time anyone wants to change their avatar.

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Petition ID 1140: Exploit - Used permanent Lodge items are giftable
Submitted Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:07:28 UTC by Junebug

[15m47s]! X | The Terror of Death Dirk Strider says "Rick i will send you my infinte one send it back after oyu change yours~"

As the text in the Hunter's Lodge clearly says, permanent reusable items should only be giftable when they are unused. Upon testing, though... I haven't actually made a g... Expand 692 characters


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Petition ID 2044: Story Passes are ungiftable, and it's all too easy to accidentally buy duplicates
Submitted Sun, 13 Apr 2014 14:59:06 UTC by Buddleia

When you're in the Hunter's Lodge, looking for things to buy, it can be hard to remember which of the Story Passes you've bought and which you haven't. (The titles there don't perfectly match the ones you see in your Notebook, after all.) You can scroll all the way down to click through to your inve... Expand 907 characters


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Petition ID 378: Comms tent doesn't have a working link to the failboat.
Submitted Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:14:31 UTC by Maniak

WHAT: The Comms Tent option to talk to the unworthy (poorly named, btw) doesn't link to the story channel on the failboat.

How: Visit the comms tent, talk to the unworthy.

WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/gypsy.php?op=pay&c=1119-191324 -- which brings you to http://improbableisland.com/gypsy... Expand 43 characters


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Petition ID 1034: Broken fight
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:04:59 UTC by

I am currently fighting a Malfunctioning Camera, and when I try to continue the fight the server doesn't respond for a long while. Eventually it gives me a blank page. When I return to improbable island.com I'm stuck in the same fight. I'm not sure what I would do to make this happen again. When... Expand 575 characters


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Petition ID 1197: Superdays did not refill
Submitted Thu, 22 Nov 2012 15:21:20 UTC by Junebug

It's a Thursday morning, and Ada and Xan are reporting their Superdays did not refill. Hm. Sessine's didn't, either. I just did some queries -- amongst the people who have bought superdays, about one-third have superdays < superslots. (Details via email.) That is far too many for a Thursday morn... Expand 65 characters


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Petition ID 933: Complete whitescreen some more
Submitted Thu, 16 Aug 2012 10:06:49 UTC by

The exact same whitescreen as the last two times. It seems to occur randomly when fighting, about once per real-time day. This time I was about to deal the finishing blow to a Hiker. Is there a way I can fix these without bugging you guys with them?

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Petition ID 1074: Bios opened in clan halls do not open in new tabs/windows.
Submitted Tue, 25 Sep 2012 17:04:42 UTC by Bestial Lythar

WHAT: Bios opened in clan halls do not open in a new tab/window as they do elsewhere.

HOW: Go into the clan halls, and choose the "View Membership" link. Click a name at random. Voila, you can no longer be in the island, as you are now trapped in a bio.

WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/b... Expand 258 characters


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Petition ID 1208: Cobblestone cottage
Submitted Tue, 27 Nov 2012 22:29:49 UTC by

Even though the Cobblestone Cottage says not to put the problems with it here, Junebug told me to. WHAT/HOW: Entering username and verification code in the cobblestone cottage and hitting "Carry On" takes you to a "Bad Response From Server" page. WHEN: Since AT LEAST 3 days ago.

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Petition ID 1045: Export Commentary (Timeless) gives "Character&#65533;emotes" instead of properly inserting the space
Submitted Sun, 16 Sep 2012 21:10:28 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: Exporting Commentary (I've only tried it with Timeless) gives you something like this:

Iriana, making silly faces, sits down.
Iriana&#65533;carries on making silly faces even when you tell her to cut it out.

A character right after the name (,) works fine, but a space afte... Expand 617 characters


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Petition ID 168: Pack monsters deplete stamina for each monster in pack for each round
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:31:44 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Ever since Pack monsters came out, people have been mentioning that they cost a lot more stamina to fight. (They also give a carcass each, and possibly recharge the chempack each, but those are bonuses, not problems.) I tracked the numbers, and it appears that for each round of combat ... Expand 1897 characters


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Petition ID 904: Memories can have values outside of 0 to 999999.
Submitted Thu, 09 Aug 2012 02:55:39 UTC by Buddleia

I was messing around with Programming, and I found that it's possible to increment your Memory to below zero.

30 players have interacted with this Memory, and here they are:

Player Name ................... Memory Value
Sessine ............................ 1
Cantankerous Biggs ......... 3... Expand 863 characters


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Petition ID 1071: Preferences not saving on first try
Submitted Sun, 23 Sep 2012 23:10:13 UTC by Clockwork Artificer Silas

I'm not sure if this is just my account, or if this is a problem in general. So, in doubt, I'll assume it's just me.

WHAT: Whenever I change my preferences and click save, my preferences revert to the state that they were in before I made any changes. The changes only stick when I (withou... Expand 852 characters


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Petition ID 259: Anywhere to IC
Submitted Thu, 24 Nov 2011 21:36:59 UTC by

WHAT: Upon starting a New day and getting Jill back, I seem to be transported to IC when i was in NH.
HOW: Be anywhere with Jill, lose her, Lose to a monster, then use a new day to get to back to the island, You should find yourself in IC.
WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?modul... Expand 196 characters


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Petition ID 340: Auto Update Issues - Yes, Cache is Cleared
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:14:11 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

I am using the latest release of Chrome on a Vista computer. And I have cleared my cache twice, and my entire browser history (cookies and all) once.

Auto update seems to time out in less than five minutes (On one occasion, 3 min and 17 sec after me posting a comment, though this seems variable)... Expand 908 characters


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Petition ID 345: Auto-Update not, well, auto-updating
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:02:41 UTC by Wascally Wabbit Asagi

In NewHome, Banter or Story often (not always) stops auto-updating, even when the auto-updater indication text at the bottom says otherwise.

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Petition ID 346: chat.js bug
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 02:30:14 UTC by die fledermaus

With the story and banter in stacked mode: Error: document.getElementById("dualchat_left") is null Source File: http://www.improbableisland.com/js/chat.js Line: 4 I'm guessing something in chat.js is assuming the mode is always split.

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Petition ID 827: Banter/Story Invastion
Submitted Thu, 28 Jun 2012 03:10:30 UTC by Frosted Flora Cherriki Ten

I don't know if anyone else has posted about this at all, but I have been having issues with Banter and Story moving over to their respective counterparts.

I know I am not the only person with this problem so I was just wondering if there is any way to fix it

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Petition ID 1018: Online/Typing Indicators Seem Broke
Submitted Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:28:01 UTC by AWOL-guard Trowa

The indicators to the left of a player's name show as green, whether or not a person is in the same area as you, as long as they are online.

Also, when someone types in Global Banter, any area they may have posted in Story before shows them typing in that channel, too, even if they're not in that... Expand 384 characters


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Petition ID 1036: Places Banter UnSilenceable.
Submitted Thu, 13 Sep 2012 20:15:34 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

For Places Banter, the ability to delete and undelete comments no longer exists, even when set to Local room or Place wide. Story side unaffected. Tested with Place ownership, Key of Keys, and Silence key in various places. Seems to affect every place. Problem since the Banter change.

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Petition ID 1060: Gifting of Grids and Memory chips
Submitted Fri, 21 Sep 2012 05:34:22 UTC by Grand Master Badass of Fury Dawg

I am unable to gift Modules and Programming grids by dropping them into others stores. Stone, Logs, C&C's- no problem. Grids, modules, columns and rows are not available in the menu when trying to Donate into stores.

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Petition ID 1173: Altruism
Submitted Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:14:53 UTC by

I sprung for the good stuff for the island. It vanished today. I did it yesterday, it should have been up until 11/14/2012 3-5 pm est

Ummm Not sure. I guess I made the kitty go up and the altruism at the same time.

Altruism bar

Today? I have people tell me it had twenty hours left before I... Expand 42 characters


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Petition ID 1211: No link in pub for Timed Combat
Submitted Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:12:41 UTC by Junebug

The MoTD says "Timed Combat can be learned from the pub in New Pittsburgh." But there's no link in Vigour Mortis. Go in, nothing happens. People are scratching their heads and wondering.

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Petition ID 349: Commentary export is missing.
Submitted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:17:20 UTC by Maniak

I can't save scenes using the commentary export function, as the link isn't there any more.

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Petition ID 223: Running away successfully does not give experience
Submitted Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:56:58 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

What:
When running away while fighting in the jungle, each time you fail to run away, you gain experience (it is noticeable if you have the mini HoF enabled). But, when you successfully run away, you do not gain any experience from the action.


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It seems this is possible in the jungles, a... Expand 361 characters


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Petition ID 1239: Phantom Backslashes in Extended Bio and Phys. Desc.
Submitted Sat, 15 Dec 2012 01:29:50 UTC by Ashielf

Whenever I go to edit my physical description or my extended biography, a backslash appears before ANY apostrophe ( ' ), or quotation mark ( " ) that is in it.
I have to go through and deleted them all using chrome's search ability (So I don't miss any). If I were to go edit it and then just save... Expand 913 characters


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Petition ID 315: Can't Teach Timed Combat
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:37:18 UTC by Blasting From Da Past, Clue

What- Can't Teach Timed Combat anymore, since the link that used to be in Bios has vanished!
How- Open the Bio of someone who does not have the skill yet
Where- Bio of someone who does not have the skill yet. For example http://improbableisland.com/bio.php?char=117548
When- Since the commentary c... Expand 35 characters


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Petition ID 626: Chapel's Story don't work
Submitted Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:32:42 UTC by Minor Earth, Major Skye

One cannot RP or post in the chapel. One can test this by trying to `italk with others`i. This happens inside of the chapel. This is the first time it happened to me. I don't know how many times it's happened before or how long it's been going on.

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Petition ID 656: Special Comments: preview is wrong
Submitted Mon, 09 Apr 2012 04:14:31 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
1. Preview shows your set chat/talk colour, but the actual comment comes out in black by default. (I'm not sure whether it's chatcol or talkcol or both - mine are both set to
@green.)
2. Preview shows your charactername, says, and quotation marks, as if you were talking.

Example: w... Expand 833 characters


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Petition ID 773: Talkcol affects Place descriptions
Submitted Tue, 12 Jun 2012 17:19:21 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If a room has "no chat" set, then if the room or page descriptions use the colour code # then the bits which should be light cyan appear in the player's set talkcol (for me, that's usually @, but I tested with L, X, k, and ~).

I've checked - it's not chatcol, just talkcol.

It a... Expand 922 characters


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Petition ID 795: Hotkeys Don't Work In Opera 12
Submitted Tue, 19 Jun 2012 19:41:00 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

I've tried hitting all the different hotkeys in different scenes and they don't work in Opera 12. This includes A-z and 0-9, and possibly more. Site-specific hotkeys on other sites seem to work fine.

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Petition ID 855: Where in the shit's my req?
Submitted Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:58:08 UTC by Sandwich Man Jenkins

WHAT I dealt around 1.6 million damage to a Titan, but recieved 0 req HOW Don't really remember WHEN I was titan hunting early today WHERE Somewhere in the south eastern waters

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Petition ID 943: Similar to 522, color bleeds from "Nearby Places" place names to the options below
Submitted Sat, 18 Aug 2012 15:56:02 UTC by Sanity Bandit Awesome Fred

WHAT: "Nearby Places" header on the left sidebar will list Places. If the Place's name doesn't close the color tag, which they seldom do, then the next "Inventory" header will be that same color, and now the herb-related header also gets colored.

HOW: Just walk to a square that has it. Go to 20,2... Expand 197 characters


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Petition ID 972: Ad-supported Firefox error
Submitted Mon, 27 Aug 2012 05:32:23 UTC by Mystical Mizuhana

Since the last update, this occurs on every page of II, including the homepage. I'm using Firefox 14.0.1 with the Ad-Supported Black skin, and each column of text appears as a new row instead. Most stats are referred to with their IDs, and the following block of text appears on each page toward the ... Expand 1669 characters


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Petition ID 1023: Distracting from bio's
Submitted Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:02:02 UTC by Unfamiliar Outmen

Well, when you go to someone's bio and click 'distract this player', it send you to your distractions, but it does not add the player to the field for receiver if the message.
Just clicking on someone's name and visiting there bio, and clicking the link for the distractions.
Where is on the bio.
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Petition ID 1093: Clear Banter Contraption no longer works.
Submitted Sun, 07 Oct 2012 23:27:19 UTC by Bestial Lythar

WHAT: The Clear Banter contraption no longer works as part of programs, even if you're only using a room-specific banter.

HOW: As an example, I have a place. I use it on a regular basis, and want to clean up Banter to remove some clutter before it is used again. So I type my command of /clear a... Expand 301 characters


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Petition ID 1131: Memento Titles Do Not Display
Submitted Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:47:29 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

When viewing your inventory in Normal Mode, the titles of the Mementos in your shoebox no longer display. Occuring since the new inventory screen was introduced.

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Petition ID 1132: Inventory Sort Incorrect
Submitted Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:00:52 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

When sorting your inventory alphabetically, the list is also alphabetized according to color codes (when applicable, in Mementos). If possible, the alphabetization should ignore color codes.

Also, the Recently Acquired sort seems to be incorrect. Offhand, I know that the Mementos and Lodge Item... Expand 366 characters


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Petition ID 1360: Bold and Italics are messed up in Bio Memento Lists.
Submitted Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:23:52 UTC by Iridescent Phenopteryx

In the memento lists in bios, italics and bolds in don't execute properly and mess up the whole list, making colors fail sometimes and the whole thing look wrong in general.

I've figured it out, I think - it treats the 'close italics/bold' coding as another cue to start it, maybe.

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Petition ID 597: Not getting exp for targeted fighting
Submitted Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:21:08 UTC by A Completely Insane Lunatick

Title says it all. When I use targeted fighting I get experience for standard fighting.

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Petition ID 601: The character expiry routine does not clean up occupied beds.
Submitted Fri, 23 Mar 2012 22:48:29 UTC by Dizzyizzy

When an account times out, the characters remain, taking up bedspaces. I noticed with with two rookies in Dev's cabin. Sessine cleaned it up and told me that "The character expiry routine does not clean up occupied beds."

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Petition ID 645: Module grassyfield is not active, but was attempted to be injected.
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 2012 20:47:00 UTC by Mostly Solid Aela of Nekops

I attempted to look for trouble in the Kittania Jungle, with no apparent difference from any other time. I am hunting a monster for Dan, if that makes any difference (unlikely, but who knows).

http://www.improbableisland.com/forest.php?op=search&stam=search&c=120-213746

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Petition ID 14: CMJ: Public Test
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 05:46:35 UTC by Admin CavemanJoe

Test of a public description.

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Petition ID 20: Rally: navlink to list of Points disappears once you've hit all the Unordered points.
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:38:14 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: The nav link disappears. This could make someone who had entered the Rally unable to find all the points except by combing all thousand squares of the map.

HOW: Enter Rally. Hit all 50 of the Unordered points before hitting all 50 of the Sequenced Points.

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Petition ID 21: Abandoned Factory: blank space at top of page, everything goes to the bottom
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:16:32 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Navigating the Factory is ugly and difficult with lots of scrolling between each pageload. There's a huge space above the top navlinks, pushing them and the "Abandoned Factory" header, info, map and so on right down to the bottom of the page.

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Petition ID 22: Rally: no compass direction given for Sequenced Point 50
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:22:29 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Once you've hit Sequenced Point 49, the Rally information text changes to "You have reached a Sequenced Rally Point!" (from, e.g, "Next sequenced Rally point: 4N 17W"), and then nothing once you've moved off the square. In conjunction with the other reported bug - Petition ID 20 - this could m... Expand 403 characters


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Petition ID 23: Weapon Tune-up
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:42:43 UTC by Thomas K. Mogar

I had the Watcher tune-up my weapon. The 500 Favour disappeared, and I opted to return to the offices to go back to the Island. The weapon upgrade isn't active and in my buff list.

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Petition ID 24: Kick Players list contains players in other Places
Submitted Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:10:45 UTC by Junebug

What:
Owner is offered the option to kick out players who are actually in a different Place. This occurs in places with one- and two-digit place ids. Example - placeid 67 shows players who are in place 677.

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Petition ID 27: Memories disappear when added to a Place
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:55:17 UTC by US Marshal Swede

Hi, I just used my Programmer's Selection Box. It nicely gave me 4 of all programming items. Next I tried to place a memory in my place: Small Cottage at 11,9 (ID: 277), which seem to go fine. The game asks me to give the memory a name, which I named \Racal\. Pressing enter made me go back to the me... Expand 472 characters


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Petition ID 28: Multiple backslashes appear in Memento descriptions.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:13:21 UTC by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

WHAT:
Mementos still have the problem with inserting \\ before any '. Noticed in the use text of the HOW clan badge when used.

WHEN:
This has been going on since Mementos were introduced. By now the database contains a lot of messed-up descriptions -- too many to correct by hand. After the bug ... Expand 79 characters


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Petition ID 31: Targeted monsters do strong attacks with no advance notice
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:12:45 UTC by Warrant Officer Maybelline

I've been having some problems with the targeted combat system. It seems like when monsters are guard broken (unable to attack or defend) they will still attack me, and even try strong attacks when there's no advance notice via a red target. Usually by this point I have broken a couple of the me... Expand 205 characters


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Petition ID 33: Health Insurance prevents healing companions
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:25:16 UTC by Hot Little Mama E Will

Hello, Just wanted to point out that when you use the Health Insurance, there is no way to heal Caroline the Speed medic (or, I assume, any other companions you might have). Also, the wording when you purchase the health insurance doesn't indicate that it is automatically used. I had bought three of... Expand 135 characters


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Petition ID 35: Character-set encodings bug on the Wiki
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:30:57 UTC by

Junebug writes: The Wiki of Lies has long been known for being unable to display '...' and various other character combinations. Here, finally, is someone who seems to understand what's going wrong.

Naesten writes: There's something going wrong with encodings and the Wiki of Lies. For example, s... Expand 1121 characters


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Petition ID 36: The Bluerock Chapel is gone.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:37:26 UTC by Maniak

There is no chapel in Kittania. Or anywhere to get married/divorced. I am itching to sever the ties with Emily. I have a hundred thousand requisition burning in my pocket to marry the love of my life, Seth, instead.

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Petition ID 42: Time range contrivances do not detect time correctly.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:46:26 UTC by Tahvohck

The time range contrivances don't detect time correctly when wrapping around midnight, is this intended behavior?

Further details from Enquirer: Makiwa, Trowa have both reported this. Also, from Makiwa:

It seems that you cannot set a time that has a '0' in the minutes box.

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Petition ID 43: Console Skin has an incomplete list of upper headers.
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:46:54 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

When choosing Console skin, on the top of the page, you see MoTD | Enquirer - blog, forums and wiki | Distractions: Some number new, A lot old | Report a problem

When choosing Default, you see MoTD | Distractions: 0 new, 211 old | Report a problem | Enquirer - Blogs, Forums and Wiki | Twitter | I... Expand 178 characters


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Petition ID 46: Stamina drain for overweight backpack continues after pack emptied
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:31:34 UTC by Ragmatical

From the old petitions: "I dropped off a bunch of stone at my house (23,20) then started to head to Kit, and the stamina drain for having a overweight backpack kept showing up, but I have nothing in my pack, bandoleer, and my card case isn't full either."

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Petition ID 49: Stamina percentage near invisible on Console skin
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:22:36 UTC by

From the old petitions:
The "stamina" display in the HUD doesn't work well with the Console skin: the percentage is shown in (near) black, which is of course effectively invisible on Console's black background. (Selecting the text is an effective workaround, but it's annoying to have to do that.)
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Petition ID 50: All petitions require email
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:51:30 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

The petition report page says that: "We don't have a way to contact you. This Petition is being treated as Private. We'll be needing your email to accept this Petition." even when the petition is actually public instead of private.

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Petition ID 52: Titans do not give money for the last hit.
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 02:19:27 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Self explanatory, when you kill a Titan in one hit, you still do not receive money other than the one thousand requisition bonus.

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Petition ID 54: Console Skin physical description still hard to see.
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:20:06 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Console Skin now looks great! However, when you mouseover somebody that has an avatar, their text shows very light gray over very dark gray, which is okay. However, when you mouseover at somebody with no avatar, the text color is black over very dark gray, very hard to read.

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Petition ID 56: [UI Tweak] Console / Abandoned Factory graphical updates
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:10:54 UTC by

The Console skin with the new Abandoned Factory is now hard to read. The colours for the Factory squares and the body bgcolor are the same and it is difficult to discern the individual squares. Type: UI Reproducibility: Always How: Visit the Abandoned Factory with the Console skin active

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Petition ID 58: Mementos showing incorrect text
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:28:29 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

Some Mementos are now showing the incorrect text in the Title, Description, and Use text. As well, the Attributes assigned to the affected Mementos are now displaying blank in player bios.

What originally appeared as:
Title: Fancy Memento
Description: A very fancy Memento.
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Petition ID 63: Export commentary for banter channels gives story export
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:41:59 UTC by Laurence

If you try to export commentary for a banter channel where there is also a story channel (so for global this isn't a problem), you get the story commentary export instead. I've never known this to work as expected.

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Petition ID 64: Responding to Petition responses
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:12:02 UTC by Daedalus

OK, so I got a response to my lost memory contrap-trivance thing. (many thanks), and I clicked on the link to "log in automatically and go straight to the Petition chat" (which is great thing to have.) I read the response ... and then ... oh ... no links on where to go next except Back to list of pe... Expand 480 characters


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Petition ID 66: Typo in Adding a new program
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:37:09 UTC by US Marshal Swede

WHAT
When adding a Hunter's Lodge Program the text mentions:
"Add a row using my Hunter's Lodge item."

HOW
Just have a Extra Logic Grid in your inventory and in programs click on Create New (program that is)

WHERE
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Petition ID 69: Weird/LotGD legacy wording when tuning up weapon.
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 21:19:40 UTC by Improbable Badass That Other Guy

Just got my weapon tuned up, and most of the pronouns relating to the Watcher are male in the descriptive text. Multiple mentions of handing over armour (not weapon) as well. Links in the left-hand column about returning to Disgrace.

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Petition ID 74: Gifting Station
Submitted Sat, 22 Oct 2011 08:54:39 UTC by Omnomnomnom itchysuit

Momentos show up with their description text in the left of things you have in your inventory to gift, and in my case makes the nav too long for everything that's in my inventory to show up.

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Petition ID 78: Typo discovery
Submitted Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:26:42 UTC by Tefenet

When you go to meet Dan after completing your quest, there's a minor typo in his speech as seen below: Dan leans twards you and says softly, 'Now, this bit here is gonna be tough. The 'o' in towards is missing.

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Petition ID 79: Failboat: In-fight Adrenaline-health bar scales to max HP, not to adrenaline-health.
Submitted Sat, 22 Oct 2011 19:13:17 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If you have increased your maximum hitpoints by any method, the Failboat cage fights start looking pretty weird. The tiny health bar in Vital Info is correct, but the big obvious one in the middle of the screen above the monster's health bar appears nearly empty even when you are fully healed.... Expand 345 characters


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Petition ID 83: Header links have a redundant one.
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 09:01:01 UTC by

On main page, and presumably other pages in default skin, the links on top show " MoTD | | Report a problem | Enquirer - Blogs, Forums and Wiki | Twitter | Improbable Island Merchandise!"

It is obvious that there should be something between MoTD and Report a problem buttons. This may be due to t... Expand 71 characters


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Petition ID 86: Typos: Approach Watcher on Failboat
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:21:13 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Flavour text copypasta:
You approach the center of the room, and The Watcher's desk.The huge banks of video monitors makes the air around you feel hot and dry. From across the desk, two bespectacled eyes stare into your soul.` Watcher leans over her bank of monitors and switches and regards y... Expand 888 characters


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Petition ID 87: Closing petition leads to player badnav
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:35:04 UTC by Junebug

What:
I've badnaved a player by adding "Fixed" to the chat, pinging them to come take a look, then closing their petition. (Ref pet#64, 65.)

Shouldn't players be allowed to access the chat page for a petition that they submitted, even after the petition is closed?

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Petition ID 90: Overweight Backpack on the Failboat
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:57:44 UTC by Dizzyizzy

The Problem: Despite the flavor text for the Failboat reading "your regular armour confiscated along with your weapon, backpack, bandolier and just about everything else, pride included", you are still penalized for overweight backpacks and bandoliers while fighting in cages.
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Petition ID 91: Using insults causes Overweight backpack penalties to seemingly double.
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:36:32 UTC by Dizzyizzy

When using insults (Well, Coarse and Confusing, I've never used Classy), the Overweight Backpack seems to double-hit. The associated flavor text (Thanks to your horribly overweight backpack, everything seems much harder.) appears at the very top of the page, as well as at the end of all the player's... Expand 281 characters


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Petition ID 92: Clan Distractions: no preview shown
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:06:32 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Normal Distractions, when written, have a preview appearing under the input box. I (Founder of KIND) go to the Clan Distractions box (and yay, it's great to see it there after all the time when only Leaders and Officers could use it), and see only a box to type in.

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Petition ID 93: Problem Reports: submission dates of Known Issues are wrong
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:12:17 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: I just submitted a bug a couple of minutes ago. It is listed as 1 October. Today is the 24th. Another one that I submitted a couple of days ago is listed as 0 October. Another one that someone else submitted a day or two ago is 5 October. Is the calendar counting backwards or something?

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Petition ID 95: Unable to Receive the Watcher's Blessing
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:55:32 UTC by

I am unable to receive the Watcher's Blessing despite having more than the required amount of of Favour. Another individual on the Failboat is also unable to receive it.

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Petition ID 98: Hiding Custom Races Is Broken
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:38:33 UTC by Shaggy Dog Jasser

WHAT
Title tells it all. When I try to hide my custom Race, it merely switches places with the symbol next to my name that shows I'm a site supporter. I asked someone else to do the same thing and they got the same result. Not entirely sure it's merely custom races, haven't had the chance to test... Expand 439 characters


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Petition ID 100: Places: People in beds do not show in Who's Nearby list
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:45:48 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If someone is in the same room as you, in one of the furnitures in a sleep slot, they do not show in the "Looking around, you see the following people around you:" display.

HOW:
Option 1- Find a room that has someone else asleep in one of its beds. You won't see them on the Nearby list.
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Petition ID 103: Travel directions are removed when it costs more than 100% stamina to travel.
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:30:54 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Instead of seeing the normal directions when you carry More Things Than Anybody Should Be Able To Carry, you see:



You don't have enough Travel Points left to move North. Your Travel Points will be replenished on the next New Day.
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Petition ID 104: Comms Tent doesn't register You've bought the map
Submitted Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:58:38 UTC by Dizzyizzy

After buying a map, a return to the comms tent prompts you to buy it again.

To make it happen again, buy a map, and return to the comms tent. You'll stil have the "what's this map I've been hearing about?" link.

Where: in the comms tent. http://improbableisland.com/gypsy.php?c=139-225541

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Petition ID 105: Watcher's Blessed Weapon/Armor not available
Submitted Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:42:06 UTC by

I've had over 500 favor for several (game0 days straight and am not getting the option to get the Watcher's blessing. I've had the blessed weapon in the last 2 incarnations but for some reason the option does not show up this time around.

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Petition ID 112: No Saved Days this morning
Submitted Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:07:48 UTC by Den

Hi,
I was playing Private Den yesterday. I logged out of II last night around 10PM EST. I was in the Failboat, yet again. I changed one of my preferences and Nattered at somebody before logging out from the Failboat. When I logged back in this morning, I went directly to the Failboat not to the... Expand 309 characters


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Petition ID 114: Weapon/Armor Blessing
Submitted Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:37:48 UTC by The Evil Bunny

The option for a Blessing is not appearing despite having more than enough favor (And no prior Blessing)

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Petition ID 118: Sleeping together stamina buff/penalty not always applied
Submitted Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:29:44 UTC by Laurence

In particular, if you are in a double bed with another person when the NewDay rolls and hit "Is it morning yet?" or refresh the chat, thus triggering a NewDay, you are treated as if you were sleeping in the bed alone and get the 12% stamina buff.

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Petition ID 123: Places: Door ordering is misbehaving.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 03:47:58 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Door orders, when set, partly go in correct order and partly in whatever order they please.

See http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=25157&mode=&show=20&page=5 for one example.

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Petition ID 124: Earning Negative Glory
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:43:50 UTC by Bloody Showoff Wongo the Sane

WHAT: "You earn -920 Glory Points this round!" - I'm pretty sure negative glory isn't supposed to happen?

HOW: Hitting a monster with some kind of vampiric regeneration (eg: Watcher's Blessed Weapon) active. In this case, it was my clan aura.

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Petition ID 125: Typos: PSK's Shady Salesman has no spaces after full stops
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:52:19 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Flavour text copypasta:

On meeting:
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While passing through the inn, a shady figure in a black trenchcoat and fedora catches your eye and motions you over into his dark corner.You cautiously approach the man, wondering what he could want with you.Once you are cl... Expand 1403 characters


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Petition ID 126: Glorious failboat.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 15:16:57 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I got glory for fighting on the failboat. I'm not sure if this should happen. It looked like quite a decent amount as well, probably as I had 0 hp.

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Petition ID 127: Superusers show up in the HoF.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:42:08 UTC by Maniak

The Watcher, Admin CavemanJoe, Eben and other superusers take up an unrightful place in the HoF.

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Petition ID 130: eBoy's Trading Station: your total of an item is not updated until you do something else.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:41:12 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If you buy an item in eBoy's, the navbar and the page-centre info do not update that you have an item to sell (or increment your total) until you have clicked another link, e.g. bought/sold another item/checked inventory/etc. So, if you are buying six BANGS (starting with 0), you click six tim... Expand 378 characters


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Petition ID 132: Colours bleed through in places.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:42:32 UTC by

Colours in titles of Rooms and Places bleed through to other navs in Opera 11.50, as observed in the screenshot.

http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=worldmapen&op=move&oloc=4%2C17%2C1&dir=south

http://i.imgur.com/QI7mv.png

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Petition ID 134: New Hall O' Fame missing the old Clan Buff chart.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:31:51 UTC by Kestrel

Precisely what the title says - there's no 'Clan Buffs' option under Categories or Clans (or, indeed, Action Levels). I'm curious to know whether this has been forgotten or intentionally scrapped.

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Petition ID 135: Hall of Fame - Questing?
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:37:56 UTC by Bastard Pirate Black Jacques Chirac

No more Questing Points in new clean renovated Hall O'Fame?

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Petition ID 136: Luggage hut: has links to let you buy what you've already got.
Submitted Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:10:09 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: You can re-buy the same backpack and bandolier that you already have, losing cigs if you're curious or make a misclick. Should there be something that checks what you have already bought and hides the nav link to that/those one/s? Perhaps a confirmation page, too?

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Petition ID 138: No glory on double KO fights, and no Glory stored in the HoF at all
Submitted Sat, 29 Oct 2011 11:29:50 UTC by Spirited Sneaky

My glory is counted as normal after every won fight, even ones where I am knocked out (but so is my opponent). I see multipliers build up for each round, and I even get notifications of my record Glory. My Glory seems to just 'vanish' upon a double KO.

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Petition ID 140: Unable to follow link to player's Bio
Submitted Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:12:02 UTC by Grand Master Badass of Fury Dawg

Clicking on a players name returns to top of page, rather than to their bio. Sometimes, all recent posts to chat are eliminated, up to my last post- whether it was 2 minutes prior or 30. Trying to identify a new player repeatedly can cause white screen badnav. Problem is at least two weeks old.

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Petition ID 142: Front Door Keys Don't Work
Submitted Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:16:09 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

WHAT: Players with Front Door Keys OR Key of Keys are unable to enter a locked Place. Of course, this includes a Key of Keys holder who locked the Place, then exited.

HOW: Lock, and then exit, a Place that you have a Key of Keys for. Alternatively, give another player a Front Door Key, then l... Expand 156 characters


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Petition ID 144: Typos and inconsistent colouring in Hospital Tent
Submitted Sun, 30 Oct 2011 23:26:11 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
Flavour text copypasta:
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You duck into the pitiful tent. The overpowering odour of blood, disinfectant and crankcase oil makes you cough, attracting the attention of a grizzled old person that does a remarkable job of reminding you of a rock, which probab... Expand 2042 characters


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Petition ID 147: No Glory given for rest of gameday after restoring from Failboat.
Submitted Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:58:52 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
MOTD of 2011-10-28 implies that Glory is awarded for all jungle/map/Factory fights ("
Your Glory score is incremented with every round of battle
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Petition ID 150: List Contestants shows Location as "places_[PlaceID]_[RoomID]" rather than place name.
Submitted Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:26:58 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
The List Contestants page used to actually report the building name (and then a room ID, which wasn't necessary). Now, it lists the place ID and room ID. Unless you've memorised (or can look up) all the place IDs, that means you can't find who's where. Also, it's ugly.

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Petition ID 151: Gender of active player unreadable or nearly unreadable in HoF
Submitted Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:53:48 UTC by Laurence

When a user who is playing a male character (I don't know if this holds true for female characters) views the Hall of Fame and looks at the highlighted row for the character, the gender doesn't show up at all in the Default - Red skin. It is damn near unreadable in the Classic skin.

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Petition ID 157: DNI status persists while offline
Submitted Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:51:27 UTC by Rookie Beta Test Alt

WHAT: If a character sets their status as DNI, then their presence-indicator-bar stays blue until they unset it. Including when they are logged out or timed out, and still when they log back in. (To the person who is set as DNI, their bar looks AFK-grey. To everyone else it looks blue.)

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Petition ID 158: Weapon commentary icon- and name- repeatedly showing itself when told not to show.
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:31:47 UTC by Kestrel

I've been repeatedly hiding Kestrel's golf club and Kagero's fists, and it seems like the preferences are resetting themselves every time a natural new day swings by. I noticed it first yesterday, and by the look of the mouseovers in the new HoF - where seemingly everyone has their weapon on dis... Expand 97 characters


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Petition ID 161: Bugtracker: Some "Expand xxx characters" links are nonfunctional.
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 02:23:41 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Petitions # 157, 87, 88, have the "Expand xxx characters" linktext, but it is not underlined and not a link. To read the full texts, you can still click on "Chat About This Petition".

HOW: Open Petitions (with or without the showclosed).

WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/problem_rep... Expand 58 characters


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Petition ID 165: Old comments aren't getting deleted.
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:19:53 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I don't know if the time limit has been extended for comments disappearing, but they're staying around for a lot longer now. There's one that's apparently been there for 20 days on the square in the middle of the lake. I think I recall seeing one for 15 or 16 days in clan halls as well.

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Petition ID 166: Tune up weapon/armour - Watcher's Blessing
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:02:55 UTC by Makiwa

Despite this bug being apparently closed there's still no option for me to tune weapon/armour on the FB.

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Petition ID 167: No Glory awarded for rest of gameday after a Factory visit
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:51:10 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: After I go into the Factory (getting out with or without Boating), no Glory is awarded for the rest of the gameday, except on the fights where I die (where, obviously, it is reset too). Possibly related to pet#147.

HOW: Go through Abandoned Factory (restore on Favour if you die). Do mor... Expand 156 characters


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Petition ID 169: You Encounter A Strange Old Man!
Submitted Wed, 02 Nov 2011 22:03:15 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

Missing a space between sentences: "He beckons you over to talk with you.He looks harmless enough, but you have heard tales of the insane and improbable things which lurk in this jungle disguised as normal people."

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Petition ID 174: Server Clock Off By 25 Minutes
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:29:13 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

I've been noticing that all Distractions I receive have been from 25 minutes in the past, somehow. these were plot-triggered Distractions that showed up in my inbox right after the plot point but with an incorrect timestamp. I think the server's clock needs to be corrected.

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Petition ID 177: Magic in items after a DK
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:11:52 UTC by Assacura

WHAT: "The magic in AMP-SPS Combat Gauntlets begins to affect some of your abilities..." Pretty sure that magic should be improbability.

HOW: DK, go to the page where The Watcher talks to you and scroll down to where it talks about your equipment.

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Petition ID 178: Smoky Bacon Suit Tasiness
Submitted Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:44:43 UTC by Fractal Aeridus

Smoky Bacon Suit Tasiness is misspelled.

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Petition ID 179: Double post in travel
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 02:09:53 UTC by Well that's Just Lily

When one travels, my experience was at (10,4) , the text double posts, especially the near places. Click "V" from NH. http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=worldmapen&op=run&stam=run&comment=1#commentaryjump_mapchat-10,4,1 Just about ten minutes now

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Petition ID 180: Lock Door Contraption doesn't seem to work
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:30:55 UTC by Hairless Kittymorph Calibisto

WHAT
The lock door contraption doesn't lock the door.
See the debugging below

Running program ID 769, 'Lock VIP <9 visits' at Room ID 1208, 'Upper right hallway'
Contrivance: Memory Part Less at row 1, column 1 says: Currently set to pass if digit 1 in Volcano general is less than 9
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Petition ID 181: HoF custom races showing as all-female or all-male.
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:33:59 UTC by Kestrel

Custom races, when hovering over them in the hall of fame, seem to be alternating between all being female (when some bios state otherwise) and all being male (again, when some bios state otherwise). Seems to be random, but I could be wrong. (They've been stuck on female while I've been writing this... Expand 52 characters


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Petition ID 182: Travelling for blind people with screenreaders
Submitted Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:55:41 UTC by

I am blind, use a screenreader - how can i find for example kitania? Could ther be links with the name of the citys in the list instead of directions like east, north...? Perhaps just for the accessible version. There could still be monsters on the way. It is solved by "hogwards live" in a perfect w... Expand 868 characters


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Petition ID 185: Weapons Not Hiding Properly
Submitted Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:04:44 UTC by Shaggy Dog Jasser

WHAT
As the title says, the option in Preferences to have your character's weapon hidden in their physical description doesn't work properly. The weapon WILL hide for a short period of time, but will reset itself after a bit.

HOW
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Petition ID 187: mis-italicization in Bios
Submitted Sun, 06 Nov 2011 05:19:26 UTC by Dizzyizzy

What: Currently, the text reads "Go right `iback where you came from`i." I think it should read "Go `iright`i back where you came from." Where: in bios, on the left-hand side. http://cl.ly/431B0s001L0N1X3X422N

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Petition ID 188: Either a Bug or suggestion for Petitions.
Submitted Sun, 06 Nov 2011 05:20:58 UTC by Dizzyizzy

Could we please have a live output below the typing-box for petitions, like in distracts and normal island-posts? If there's supposed t be one, it's not there. It'd be nice to have.

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Petition ID 189: Places: Player in bed does not show up on Kick Players screen (also see pet#108)
Submitted Sun, 06 Nov 2011 17:21:19 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT:
Player called ashish, in slot 1643 in room 2104. Does not show up on the Kick Players page. (Possibly related to petition 108, but this time I have not been moving furniture.)

HOW: Go to KIND Tower - Bar and Common Room. You can see:

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Petition ID 192: Mini-Hall-O'-Fame score in fights does not update on time
Submitted Mon, 07 Nov 2011 06:17:09 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

It appears that the small hall of fame snippet that you get after actions (And possibly the actual hall of fame) does not update as soon as your place is changed, but does show the difference between and the person who was over your score, and now is under it. (but still over you in rank.)

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Petition ID 196: Stamina screen still appears in popup window
Submitted Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:47:06 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: Since the MotD of 2011-10-21 08:08:09, all the other new-window functions (Distractions, MoTD, Petitions) have opened in tabs. The Stamina screen still opens in one of the "horrible bloody popup windows". (I can't tell if they still have "the fancy header", I use Adblock to reduce scrolling.)
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Petition ID 198: Healing costs in hospital tent do not update after healing.
Submitted Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:57:32 UTC by Maniak

The healing costs in the hospital tent aren't recalculated after healing for partial health. Where: http://improbableisland.com/healer.php?op=buy&pct=10&c=2648-194556 When: Since the dawn of man-kind. Or at least, Improbable Island.

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Petition ID 201: It is possible to lock yourself out in global banter or in a petition with the badnav links.
Submitted Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:28:32 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

It appears that even though global banter or petitions don't links on character names (which can get you stuck in the character's bio and global banter, or the global bio and the petition system), It is possible to access the links from the white "Hey, is something wrong?" screen.

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Petition ID 202: Negative number of natters reported
Submitted Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:58:02 UTC by die fledermaus

I had just clicked through to location four, and the postscript to the page said I had (-1 new natters)- I suspect an old natter had just expired, because I think there were fewer listed than I remembered before. A fairly minor issue, admittedly.

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Petition ID 203: Camera Poke now has no explanation of effects, in-char or ooc.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:59:00 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: There used to be a page where the Watcher was playing with a joystick, controlling the cameras, and giggled like a schoolgirl. Now, you click Camera Poke, and it's straight into "select a victim" mode. I don't think it's fair to either pokers or pokees to have this feature so obvious with ... Expand 709 characters


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Petition ID 206: Badnavs in Clan Halls.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:26:00 UTC by Maniak

WHAT and HOW: When you're clicking around bio's via a Clan Member List, you cannot go right back where you came from, you have to go back step by step. Going right back where you came from leads you to badnav.php.

WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/bio.php?char=4587&ret=%2Fclan.php%3Fop%3... Expand 122 characters


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Petition ID 208: Petition ID 201 is not fixed, and some more possible ways of achieving it.
Submitted Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:31:20 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

As it appears, links for other characters' bios (and probably mine) and links for global banter pages show up for me when I have a whitescreen badnav (the one you can scroll out of. I've been having a lot of these today, but that's a connection problem on my side, sorry!). When you click on them, yo... Expand 270 characters


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Petition ID 210: A small text bug.
Submitted Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:41:02 UTC by Badass Badger Mattias

I was in jungle, doing my daily jungling and I encountered a joker/old man(don't remember, first set of opts was Talk/Don't talk with him.). Said joker asked me for a ciggy which I gave him and in exange he gave me Favour with 'His ol' firend, the Watcher.' but after that he his me with his wand it ... Expand 163 characters


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Petition ID 215: Disappearing One-shot teleports.
Submitted Sat, 12 Nov 2011 13:18:06 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I has two, or possibly three, one shot teleports. I logged on today to find that somebody very kindly gifted me a new one, and now I only have one!

NO! Stop press news!

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Petition ID 224: Mouseover descriptions not working
Submitted Tue, 15 Nov 2011 01:05:21 UTC by Lady High Badass Obsidia Black

None of the character descriptions for the mouseovers in story or banter are working. I've checked in Dwellings, Outposts, and on the Failboat. Nothing. I first noticed it at about 6 AM EST this morning.

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Petition ID 226: Unclosed formatting and alignment links in bios bleed through to natters and navlinks
Submitted Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:33:45 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If a player uses an odd number of 'c, 'i, 'b, '> or '< (this petition is written with apostrophes for illustration, but please assume that I mean the actual codes) in their bio, it makes the rest of the page look strange. Center tags will act like 'H used to on the titles, making them part... Expand 378 characters


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Petition ID 227: Maiko's Cookery Academy levelup typo
Submitted Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:00:11 UTC by

When I get a level increase at Maiko's Cookery Academy, I get the following message:

You gained a level in Cleaning Carcasses! You are now level Cleaning the Carcass! This action will cost fewer Stamina points now, so you can butcher more creatures each day!

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Petition ID 237: Places: Duplicating doors
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:12:15 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: I'm delighted to find that setting another door between a pair of already-linked rooms will no longer allow you to waste your materials/stamina/etc if the door already exists (bug reported on the Enquirer, http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=25157&lastpost=true... Expand 927 characters


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Petition ID 238: Places/Furniture: identical furniture is not stacking in "you have x of this".
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:45:13 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: I have noticed this in both of my Places. In my inventory if I take an item, and in the Place inventory of furniture not in sleep slots, some pieces of identical standard furniture are listed individually rather than being added to the "you have X of this" list.

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Petition ID 239: Chrono on failboat after dying on map sends one to ImpCentral
Submitted Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:36:41 UTC by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

WHAT: Losing a fight while traveling on the map, and then using a Chronosphere on the failboat to get a NewDay, sends one to Improbable Central.
I came from AceHigh and Pleasantville when it happened.

HOW: Travel till you get in a fight and lose. Then when on the failboat use a chronosphere. Wa... Expand 87 characters


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Petition ID 246: Cannot export commentary from some areas (possibly related to pet# 63)
Submitted Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:01:55 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: In some areas, I get a "You're not in any commentary area right now" when I try to export commentary. I have tried from the PSK, and from in IC, and a few sites on the map, and in SQ, and in Booz, and in PV. Well, those few hundred pages of chat, not to mention the "export" buttons, would sugg... Expand 644 characters


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Petition ID 253: Legacy LotGD Text When Running Away from the Drive
Submitted Wed, 23 Nov 2011 00:36:50 UTC by Maniak

WHAT: The improbability drive grows a tail when you try to run from it. "The creature's tail blocks the only exit to its lair!"How very.. Improbable.

HOW: Run from the drive. Duh.

WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/dragon.php?op=run&stam=run&c=2160-003424

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Petition ID 260: Typo in Bluerock Chapel
Submitted Fri, 25 Nov 2011 02:06:00 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: First sentence when you walk in:

In the center of townstands a small wooden hut. A sign above the entrance says "Chapel."

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town and stands.

HOW: Go to Kittania > click on Kittania Bluerock Chapel

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Petition ID 261: Emily / Violet (Old LotGD?)
Submitted Fri, 25 Nov 2011 06:40:03 UTC by US Marshal Swede

What: When flirting with Emily she is 'replaced' by Violet.

How: After returning from a quest there are options to return to IC, the pub or flirt with Emily. When flirting with Emily she is replaced by Violet

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Petition ID 262: Pleasantville Flavor Text Typo at "Assistance Required" threat level
Submitted Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:42:23 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

As illustrated below, it seems that a gravemark-8 color was included in the flavor text. It does nothing, and shows in the flavor text. This is probably not what was intended.

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Petition ID 270: Extra word mucking tenses up in the Altruism line
Submitted Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:48:28 UTC by Dizzyizzy

"The Unbreakable Albert W. Carter got a round in 1 hour, 51 minutes ago" "got a round in 1 hour 51 minutes ago". Yikes. It's in the sidebar, under the altruism bar.

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Petition ID 274: Hunter's Lodge: Memento Forge: does not say prices if you've already made a Memento
Submitted Wed, 30 Nov 2011 02:20:18 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If you have already made a Memento, there is no price or explanation displayed. You can click on links for Make New Single or Make New Mould, but they go straight to the input boxes and a Submit button, still with no prices. (Also, does it have a confirmation screen? If it doesn't, please let ... Expand 492 characters


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Petition ID 279: Just a small typo
Submitted Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:46:13 UTC by Badass Badger Mattias

What: A typo
Where: On 'I'll Get This Round's text it says 'game ten points of Favour with $The Watcher' which I assume should be The Watcher.
Where:http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=iitems_hunterslodge&op=buy&item=hunterslodge_altruism_3
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Petition ID 283: Enquirer has Vanished
Submitted Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:05:33 UTC by Dizzyizzy

Trying to access enquirer.improbableisland.com redirects to enquirer.improbableisland.com/home.php and looks like the normal II login screen, though it says your password is bad is you try to log in. removing home.php and replacing it with /forum/ gives a 404.

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Petition ID 284: Glory: If you have over maximum HP, you do not gain glory when you should.
Submitted Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:33:25 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: If your hitpoints are, for whatever reason, over the maximum, then you cannot earn Glory until you get wounded enough to bring them down below max.

Example 1:
HP 708/670 (over max from returning from Failboat). I got hit down from 760ish, but did not earn any Glory.

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Petition ID 287: Typos: "` Watcher" in DK screen
Submitted Fri, 02 Dec 2011 23:30:32 UTC by Buddleia

When you have just killed the Improbability Drive, on the screen where you chose your race, there's the mysterious disappearance of "$The" from "The Watcher" cropping up again. Here's a copypasta (plaintext):


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Petition ID 291: Breached outpost not showing up in Council Office
Submitted Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:29:06 UTC by Tefenet

The problem is that before travelling to 404 I checked to see if there was a breach and, according to the Council Office, there was none. I landed smack dab into a breached outpost. I distracted a friend, and he too checked and the Council Office still said that 404 was just having Interesting Tim... Expand 96 characters


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Petition ID 293: Name Color Kit Problem
Submitted Sun, 04 Dec 2011 02:06:55 UTC by Lionguard Suziku

I have a deluxe name colorization kit of my own. I had bought a single use to gift to a friend. Before I sent it, I had an idea for a name change, so I used my own kit (I made double sure to use the deluxe), but when I returned to my inventory, the single-use kit had disappeared as if I had used it ... Expand 8 characters


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Petition ID 302: Failboat doesn not load.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 05:57:50 UTC by

Just now, after the update. The failboat page doesn't work or load at all. That's what my fiance says. Her version of CHROME is the latest stable release. No addons.

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Petition ID 304: Bios
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:05:21 UTC by Omnomnomnom itchysuit

Bios get a white screen and open in a new tab (not sure if that was intended)

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Petition ID 305: Clan Halls
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:05:58 UTC by Omnomnomnom itchysuit

Clan hall link gets a blank white screen.

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Petition ID 306: A number of error with new chat system for me as an IE user
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:14:31 UTC by Hot Nurse Lilla Elsie Trainor

I'm on Internet Explorer 8, and the new chat system is giving me trouble.

Auto-update doesn't work, the Help link bellow the text box and also whatever 'Jump' is, both redirect to a blank page with nothing but the words [object Object]. There's also an extra ` mark in front of all of my posts th... Expand 303 characters


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Petition ID 308: Need Space for Buttons in Global Banter
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:32:40 UTC by Pretty Burd Deity of Choice

The links Disable Auto-Update and Close Global Banter Frame have no space in between them.

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Petition ID 310: cant see names in chat
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 07:14:54 UTC by

I cant see the name of anyone. I am on a mobile device and all I see are different colored | and how long ago the post was made. It happened right after the new chat went live.

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Petition ID 313: Commentary Command Contrivance don't seem to work with new Commentary system.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 11:24:01 UTC by Hairless Kittymorph Calibisto

WHAT: Typing the command sentence is no longer registrated by the Contrivance: Partial Match Commentary Command. Using the debugger the program mentions the input of the phrase as a failure.

HOW: Go to a room with a Command Contrivance and type the word/phrase

WHERE: Every place where I have a... Expand 94 characters


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Petition ID 317: Clan Halls: Access Denied
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:57:13 UTC by Conscientious TedDuda

WHAT - *The Clan Halls module does not open. Rather, a blank window is shown as if a badnav; when one manually returns to their previous location (i.e. an outpost), it indeed seems to show a bad navigation in the address bar.

HOW - * Attempting to access the Clan Halls from any outpost (I presume... Expand 250 characters


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Petition ID 319: No chat preview shown with AutoUpdate turned off
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:51:00 UTC by Buddleia

When you typed in a chat box, it used to show a preview whether or not you had Autoupdate turned on. Now, it only shows if you have AU turned on. (I usually leave it turned off to minimise server load.) When: since the new chat system last night.

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Petition ID 320: Auto-update showing old pages when someone else is browsing through logs.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:53:14 UTC by Maniak

WHAT: When someone else is going through the logs, banter will show the old pages for everyone.

HOW: Get someone else to log in and Jump to older pages.

WHERE: I've seen it happen in global banter, http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=global_banter&chatpage=8. I've not tested it el... Expand 50 characters


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Petition ID 322: Refreshing Global Banter hides chat in game, and vice versa.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:57:35 UTC by Buddleia

If you open Global Banter with Auto-Update turned on, then all the lines of chat in the in-game area you are will vanish. If you refresh the in-game chat, they reappear, but all the Global Banter lines vanish; then if you refresh GB then game chat vanishes again, etc.

So, you can only view one se... Expand 147 characters


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Petition ID 323: Only one screen with chat can be active at a time.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:58:11 UTC by Maniak

WHAT and HOW : You can chat either in Global, or on the Island. Browse around an outpost with global banter open. Only the last chatpage you loaded will update, the other will go blank.

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Petition ID 324: New Commentary System issues with old petitions
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:58:32 UTC by Accomplice Teh Dave

Thanks to the changeover from the old commentary system, any comments on older petitions (that might yield important information) are now nonexistent. The petition list still shows the "last comment by" line, but that comment no longer exists...

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Petition ID 325: Bio links in List Contestant Screen
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:12:57 UTC by Accomplice Teh Dave

They pop up (by default) in the same window. Not sure if this would be a problem for anyone (since you can just use your back button) but they should `iprobably`i pop up in a new tab like the default behavior of clicking into someone's bio from the commentary system.

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Petition ID 328: No Race icons showing, and Custom Races broken.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:51:45 UTC by Buddleia

In the mouseovers with the new chat system, everyone's race is described only in words, instead of with the icon and words-on-mouseover. And, if they have bought and used a custom race, it does not show - just the gameplay race.

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Petition ID 329: Auto-Update Timer
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:14:31 UTC by Thomas K. Mogar

When this timer runs out, all chat disappears, instead of just stops refreshing. This is the case with the brand-spankin' new system.

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Petition ID 331: No Preview for Distractions
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:45:52 UTC by Ebenezer

WHAT: There is no-longer preview text for Distractions. HOW: It happens both when I create a new Distraction and when I reply to an old Distraction. WHEN: Since the new chat system was implemented.

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Petition ID 332: PUMPKIN is gone.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:50:48 UTC by Maniak

The sudden disappearance of my favourite commentary eastereggs leave me heartbroken and is obviously a game-breaker.

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Petition ID 333: New comments aren't added to preview in the bug report system.
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:55:12 UTC by Maniak

WHAT: (Last Comment 12d10h ago by APIS Omega) doesn't show up in the new bug report system for new comments, despite comments being added. (For instance, see petition #323 and #322.) WHERE: http://improbableisland.com/problem_report.php?op=showcurrent WHEN: Since the new commentary.

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Petition ID 334: New chat system: you can post a blank message
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:42:44 UTC by Buddleia

If you click in the text box, and then type just a grave accent " ' " (no spaces), it will post:

<username> says ""

If you click in the text box, and type : to emote, then a space, and then a grave accent, it posts:

<username>

So, that looks pretty weird! I'm sure we didn't u... Expand 54 characters


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Petition ID 335: Auto-Update doesn't have a set refresh time.
Submitted Wed, 07 Dec 2011 04:34:20 UTC by Pretty Burd Deity of Choice

WHAT: The time it takes auto-update to refresh a chat space randomizes. I've seen anywhere from 2 to 9 seconds. Also, Story and Banter don't refresh at the same time. HOW WHERE: Post in any chat and wait.

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Petition ID 336: Clan Hall Chat Doesn't Work
Submitted Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:04:03 UTC by AWOL-guard Trowa

I can access the Clan Halls again, but trying to enter anything in the chat space gives me a "Not Found" blank page. Link: http://www.improbableisland.com/clan.php&comment=true#commentaryjump_clan_196 When: Today, about 1:45 pm Eastern Time. Apologies if the halls are still being worked on.

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Petition ID 338: Chat on map: no preview shown, no character limit shown.
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:47:40 UTC by Buddleia

In towns/pubs/houses, the new chat system gives a preview of your output, and the button changes "speak" to "emote" to "enter command". On the world map, it stays as "speak" and there is no preview and no character limit shown. (The character limit does seem to apply, and your lines do appear if you... Expand 150 characters


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Petition ID 339: Unable to delete posts at Place
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 06:45:24 UTC by Omnomnomnom itchysuit

If I hit refresh, I can see the X next to posts at my Place, but as soon as the auto-refresh starts, it disappears.

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Petition ID 342: Newday text about stamina boost displays incorrectly.
Submitted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:05:13 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

When using a chronosphere with a stamina boost active, with:
Kitty Bonus: 2%
Altruism Multiplier: X1.1
Personal Multiplier: X2
Total Extend: 4.4%
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Because Improbable Island's server costs have been met for today, you gain some Stamina! The base amount is 2%, the Altruism Multiplier is a... Expand 139 characters


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Petition ID 351: Clan Waiting Area link broken.
Submitted Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:27:03 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

When trying to access the clan waiting room, as a leader of a clan, I get a blank white page that does not go away by waiting or insisting or bribing with chocolate bars. http://improbableisland.com/clan.php?op=waiting&c=50-032259

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Petition ID 360: Special command text
Submitted Mon, 12 Dec 2011 14:19:00 UTC by Thomas K. Mogar

WHAT - when entering a special command, the result appears at the bottom of chat , not at the top of the screen, above everything but the links. WHERE - At least on the Failboat, I haven't tried anywhere else WHEN - After the new commentary system arrived, I presume.

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Petition ID 364: No names in the third dimension
Submitted Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:44:49 UTC by Pretty Burd Deity of Choice

When using the Third Dimension skin, no names or titles come up, just whatever the person posted.

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Petition ID 369: Raven Inn Table
Submitted Thu, 15 Dec 2011 08:27:16 UTC by

WHAT: I can't write on the table at the Raven Inn.
HOW: I played a few games with the old man, then went to try the table.
WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=darkhorse&op=tables&comment=true#commentaryjump_darkhorse
WHEN I have no idea how long its been going on or if its... Expand 22 characters


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Petition ID 373: Refresh Commentary Cancels Pages
Submitted Sat, 17 Dec 2011 04:29:42 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

Manually refreshing commentary in a Place closes any Pages that might've been displaying, sending you back to the base Room description instead. This also cancels any Programs that were attached to a page instead of the room itself. Very troublesome bug, since I have used a lot of Pages and Progra... Expand 562 characters


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Petition ID 393: Threat level description does not match actual city status
Submitted Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:35:31 UTC by die fledermaus

Description:

If someone doesn't do something soon, Pleasantville will be in serious trouble - as it is, the Council Offices, bank, Comms Tent and Mike's Chop Shop have all closed up in preparation for the worst.

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eBoy's Trading... Expand 280 characters


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Petition ID 409: Time of all events in recent news is the same
Submitted Fri, 06 Jan 2012 13:17:39 UTC by Laurence

In the recent news timeline, all the events are reporting as happening at (what appears to be) the game time of the most recent event. Not sure when it started.

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Petition ID 418: Place Program: Lost C&C's While Programming
Submitted Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:34:55 UTC by AWOL-guard Trowa

(This is a problem with the game that has also affected my account.)

What: I lost two of my "Show Page" contraptions by just a few simple misclicks in the programming grid.

How: TL;DR - I had C&C a in the main 9x9 grid, C&C b in the 5th column escape hatch, and when I clicked C&C a, then immed... Expand 2482 characters


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Petition ID 419: character names don't display in Mobile Friendly skin in some browsers
Submitted Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:45:43 UTC by Rip Van Beeker

I was logged in to II using Safari. I activated the "Mobile Friendly" skin, and in the chatspace, I see the indicator of whether the character is in the area, logged in, or whatnot, and I see what they say, but the character name is missing. When I switched back to Default skin the problem went away... Expand 361 characters


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Petition ID 427: Corpses following you on the map
Submitted Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:33:36 UTC by

What: When travelling on the world map, if you kill a monster, its corpse stays around even after you've moved. I haven't noticed it sticking around in perpetuity, I believe it only remains around after you move once, and then thereafter disappears.
How: Kill something that leaves behind a corpse w... Expand 533 characters


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Petition ID 431: Can't delete chat in Double Beds
Submitted Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:26:08 UTC by Dizzyizzy

The dwelling owner can't delete chat in double beds. It's not really that big a deal, just annoying.

How: Post something in a double bed in a dwelling you own (or have proper chat-deleting permissions for), and the dwelling management options don't show up.

Here's the URL I'm using: http://www... Expand 145 characters


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Petition ID 435: Commentary No Longer Expires
Submitted Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:16:07 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

Commentary no longer expires after a certain length of time, ever since the new chat system was introduced.

As with the last time this issue cropped up, I'm hoping it's an oversight or bug rather than the intended behavior; I find it really off-putting to have my scenes still on the map over a mo... Expand 114 characters


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Petition ID 441: Introduction text; player able to hear the sun.
Submitted Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:20:28 UTC by

What:
The game introduction "You know that you can hear birds singing, and the sun on your body, and a warm, gentle breeze."

Unless the player has some strange kind of sense that allows them to hear the sun on their skin, there ought really to be a "feel" after the first "and".

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Simply ... Expand 194 characters


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Petition ID 445: A full bandolier is NOT overweight.
Submitted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:20:02 UTC by Harris

Having a full Advanced Bandolier counts it as being overloaded, and gives you the stamina penalties accordingly- even though I have not gone over 10kg once since this started.

I load my advanced bandolier with 1 Improbability Bomb, 5 ZAP Grenades, 4 Monster Repllent Sprays, and 1 One-Shot Telepor... Expand 360 characters


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Petition ID 449: Kittania Bluerock Chapel "Talk to Others" Area does not work.
Submitted Sat, 21 Jan 2012 04:28:33 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

At http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=marriage&op=talk , you are able to see the chat area, but attempting to refresh it or post something results in a blank whitescreen with no text; a behavior similar to the one in the Clan Waiting Area before it was fixed.
I have no idea when ... Expand 20 characters


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Petition ID 450: Room descriptions show after page while option is set to not show.
Submitted Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:23:15 UTC by Maniak

I have a program that automatically shows a page when players enter the room, depending on gender.

In the master settings, it's set to "Don't show the room description."

The room description shows.

At the moment, it's solved by a blank description but there will be a point in time where th... Expand 50 characters


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Petition ID 453: Disappearing contraption.
Submitted Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:44:30 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I've just been playing with programs.
I'd set a program up so that if you put in the secret password then it warps you to another room. This worked. Good.

Then I decide to set it up differently. So I take out the 'Exact match commentary' Contrivance, and it appears in the space on the right, th... Expand 280 characters


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Petition ID 459: Overheat From Failboat
Submitted Fri, 27 Jan 2012 01:56:15 UTC by Colonel Umbitual

What: If you get sent to the failboat as a robot and return the heat meter is cleared but the first attack after that has a chance to cause overheat damage, after the first attack heat damage works properly.`nHow:Get sent to the failboat with a high heat bar, call a boat, hit something.

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Petition ID 462: No new tab for Clan List
Submitted Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:55:32 UTC by Ashielf

Where: When you enter your Clan Hall and go to the View Membership list.
What: If you click on the name of a player, it does not open a new tab. The only way to get out of it is to back out of the page and get a Badnav.
How: Be in a Clan. Go to the Clan Hall from any Outpost, go to the View Member... Expand 176 characters


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Petition ID 483: Names not showing up in commentary in mobile skin
Submitted Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:40:13 UTC by Laurence

While using the mobile skin, no names show in commentary areas. Needless to say this can be a bit confusing if more than two people are talking.

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Petition ID 487: Unreachable page.
Submitted Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:56:55 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

So I very cleverly managed to decorate a page with no title. Whoops. Not sure how, if I'd noticed it at the time then I wouldn't have done it.

Now I can't get at the page. I can't redecorate it to give it a title as the link to click to choose a page to decorate is the title itself. I can't put a... Expand 275 characters


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Petition ID 488: The changes to the donations giving stamina sucks.
Submitted Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:22:01 UTC by A Completely Insane Lunatick

The title says it all. I donated $100 when the kitty was empty and by the time the new day rolls around its down just enough to not have gotten anyone a damn thing. Not very good incentive to keep donating...(aside from the SP and to help the site keep running of course)

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Petition ID 506: Unable to Log-in
Submitted Mon, 13 Feb 2012 06:00:20 UTC by

What: Unable to log in after putting in username and password sent directly to bad-nav page. How: it will not allow me to log in. Where: homepage When: for the past few hours, 8pm central time to 12am

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Petition ID 557: New Master Settings system: door formatting goes as <span class>!
Submitted Fri, 02 Mar 2012 14:04:47 UTC by Buddleia

I was just looking at the new Master Settings page (which is a great improvement, thank you!). I clicked a few things to look at the new system, and found that all the colours in the door settings had changed! E.g., what had been

'~Patio door to 'ggarden'0

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Petition ID 558: Place: new Master Settings Menu: Pages no longer show which rooms they are attached to
Submitted Fri, 02 Mar 2012 14:43:59 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: you can no longer tell which room a Page has been built from! This is important to know which ones you're editing.

HOW: in your Place, go to Master Settings, scroll down to Page Settings.

WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=places&placeid=196&roomid=4631&prevroom=... Expand 79 characters


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Petition ID 562: Typo: Wanker fills you with "muderous rage"
Submitted Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:54:28 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: "Murderous" should have two Rs in it. `~"The pint of Wanker you imbibed in Squat Hole has filled you with muderous rage!" `&HOW: Go to Squathole. Go to Booz. Talk to Chlamydia. Buy a Wanker. Then, get into a fight by whatever means you wish; check the buff flavour text.

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Petition ID 585: WCG page inaccurate about supporter points
Submitted Sat, 17 Mar 2012 20:36:09 UTC by Junebug

WHAT: The page that explains about WCG says players will get 500 supporter points the first time WCG updates their statistics. In fact, the 500 points are not awarded until WCG reports a full day's run time. When the points don't come right away, players think there's a bug -- we have had se... Expand 322 characters


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Petition ID 586: Empty Kitty
Submitted Sun, 18 Mar 2012 18:03:40 UTC by A Completely Insane Lunatick

Not sure if this is just me but, I'm showing that the kitty and the Altruism meter's are both completely empty. It's the middle of the month and I'm certain that those two shouldn't be empty.

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Petition ID 588: Altruism Meter
Submitted Sun, 18 Mar 2012 22:28:20 UTC by A Completely Insane Lunatick

I just "Sprung for the Good stuff" and it's still showing the altruism meter as empty...

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Petition ID 603: Random thoughts don't stay within their constraints.
Submitted Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:31:52 UTC by Dizzyizzy

WHAT: I have a program set up to be a simple dice game. You roll a D20, an NPC rolls a D20, and if they match up, you win a prize. Everything works perfectly, except... Both dice will occasionally turn up a 0, which is outside their 1-20 constraint.
How: Go to the second-level Bar at the Bordello, ... Expand 198 characters


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Petition ID 604: Inconsistant damage phrasing with improbability bombs
Submitted Sat, 24 Mar 2012 22:41:15 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

When an improbability bomb explodes, the text does not quite match the phrasing for other damage-causing events:

You light the fuse on the Improbability Bomb and toss it towards your opponent.
Before the bomb even leaves your hand, it blows up in your face! The explosion causes 11633 points!... Expand 452 characters


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Petition ID 633: Wandering Programs, not attached to any room or page
Submitted Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:47:55 UTC by Junebug

This was discovered through petition 632. There are 127 Programs where both the roomid and placeid are zero. (Rather, there were. Now there are 126. I updated programid 1932 to have pageid 3095... thereby, I hope, resolving petition 632.)

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Petition ID 716: Small Typo when using the command /tea
Submitted Tue, 15 May 2012 23:57:00 UTC by Just Married! Isabelle

The issue is that when you type the commentary command `~/TEA `&, the little message that pops up says `2Time for a nice `iup `iof tea! `&rather than CUP of tea. Just noticed it, it happens anywhere you can type /TEA

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Petition ID 746: Spatial Awareness
Submitted Sun, 27 May 2012 16:53:49 UTC by Woof Woof Collin Vee

Not so much a problem as a typo/error. When using Requisition Search and winning, the text says "Players" instead of "Contestants". Not so much a problem as breaking the fourth wall (yet again).

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Petition ID 747: Something Improbable!
Submitted Sun, 27 May 2012 20:06:39 UTC by Good Old Hawkeye Hanlon

This isn't so much a bug or problem in the traditional sense, more a harmless but interesting glitch you might wish to look at. Least it looks like a glitch.

Simply out in the jungle, I came across this line or two of text:

Something Improbable!

Module grassyfield is not active, but w... Expand 112 characters


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Petition ID 750: Global Memories still not working
Submitted Tue, 29 May 2012 15:34:40 UTC by Dizzyizzy

I have a memory set to GLOBAL: Big Red Button. When the corresponding page is clicked, a contraption is supposed to fire that sets the value to 1. I don't know where the problem is, but the memory stays at 0. It's been like this since the premiere of global memories, and is still broken irregardless... Expand 723 characters


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Petition ID 756: Improbability bombs: don't always say what they did
Submitted Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:25:16 UTC by Buddleia

On using an Improbability Bomb in combat (jungle, map, Titans, Factory and Nightmare Court), on occasion, you get the "you used an improbabomb" flavour text, but not the "what happened" flavour text.

I think this only happens when you have already used an improbabomb in that fight (I don't reme... Expand 2613 characters


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Petition ID 758: Typo in weather/time flavour text: no full stop after Pleasantville's constellation
Submitted Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:06:05 UTC by Buddleia

Pleasantville, night, 'Clear and Still'. There should be a full stop after 'Tentacled Friend': flavourtext copypasta below.

You are standing in the heart of Pleasantville. It's all very clean, but there are no reflective surfaces - every window has either been boarded up or slavered with a th... Expand 719 characters


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Petition ID 762: Typo: Places: Master Settings. Nav headers - if set both at once, no newline in "change made" text.
Submitted Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:17:42 UTC by Buddleia

If you change the Nav Headings, and do both at once, you get this message:

----------------------------
Changes Saved
Deep Navigation custom text updatedReturn Navigation custom text updated

Place Settings
Nav Headings
Heading for doors leading to a higher RoomID:
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Petition ID 775: Adverts don't appear on the inventory screen.
Submitted Thu, 14 Jun 2012 01:11:06 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

Just letting you know.

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Petition ID 788: Spelling Mistake
Submitted Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:20:16 UTC by

What: There is a spelling mistake.
How: It's just a spelling mistake.
Where: During Basic Training if you ask him about the improbability drive it says "He was SENT here obstensibly to work on his machine..." Ostensibly is spelled "Obstensibly" and nothing about the character saying it makes me th... Expand 224 characters


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Petition ID 791: Cannot connect to database.
Submitted Sun, 17 Jun 2012 18:00:00 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I got directed to a screen with nothing but "Database Error - Cannot connect to database." Written on it.

http://www.improbableisland.com/village.php?c=28-185151

The background was the normal skin background which I use. When I tried refreshing the screen, it took me where I ought to be.

I... Expand 307 characters


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Petition ID 798: No Weather/Tree Shadows for Ad-Supported Skin
Submitted Wed, 20 Jun 2012 06:50:18 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

There don't appear to be any weather or tree shadow effects on the map or in Places when using the Ad-Supported skin.

This includes setting Weather Effects for a room in Master Settings, and using Contraptions to display trees or raindrops. Haven't tested to see if in-game time and weather is si... Expand 115 characters


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Petition ID 834: A hundred and one mysteries
Submitted Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:38:38 UTC by

What: The 100 mysteries game seems to pay out 5x the bet on a result of 4.
How: Finish the game with a 4 card showing.
Where: The 100 mysteries game in the Rook's Nest, Newhome.
When: No idea when the problem actually began. Played my first couple games today (July 3rd, 2012), and noticed it twic... Expand 134 characters


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Petition ID 837: Chronospheres page: chronos do not wrap like text does, stretching the page if you've bought lots.
Submitted Wed, 04 Jul 2012 23:36:57 UTC by Buddleia

Saved Days (use a Chronosphere - start an instant new day) screen

If you've bought lots of Chronospheres, they don't wrap down onto new lines, but go as one long bar across the whole width of the page. This stretches my screen so that I have to scroll to the side to see how long until the next Na... Expand 830 characters


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Petition ID 878: monsters still atack while stunned
Submitted Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:43:22 UTC by

so i was fighting a lvl 1 lion, it was stunned(couldn't attack or move) yet SOMEHOW it managed to kill me. is this how its supposed to happen or is it a bug?

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Petition ID 881: Trying to kill Titans with a quotation mark in your name does not net you rewards. (Follow-up 821)
Submitted Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:41:42 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

I reported a bug earlier where I could not damage Titans for seemingly no reason. The bug was resolved without any further input from me, petition 821. (Thanks, Caveman Joe!) Later, I heard that it is related to having a quotation mark or two in your title.

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Petition ID 917: You can use both the old and new cooking systems.
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 18:47:45 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Self explanatory! When you click on "Cook up some meat", it directs you to the old way of cooking with the original 20-bite pan. However, when you open your inventory, you can cook using the new pan. Also, the default pan doesn't persist through drivekills.

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Petition ID 919: Unable to clean kills
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 19:03:57 UTC by Ms. Velveteen R. Kaylazelda

I've killed an assortment of monsters in Central after the update.
I tried cleaning the kills, one of them was a duck - I think the madness one and another the rejected monsters. Whenever I go to clean the carcass it just brings me back to the Jungle screen and then the option to clean it goes away... Expand 105 characters


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Petition ID 920: Useless Herbs
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:15:43 UTC by

I've collected an assortment of herbs/seeds, using my new small pan and meat to cook them...I receive NO stamina boosts cooking this way from the invo where cooking the meat outside the invo without herbs gives me atleast 1%.

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Petition ID 921: Hunger on Robot.
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 20:46:01 UTC by Unfamiliar Outmen

The hunger bar is on Robots when they do not eat, so it seems a bit reduntent to have something that does not comsume food, have it.

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Petition ID 923: Typos in Food System
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 21:12:34 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

When cooking, the text reads: You fry up your lovely delicious panful of awsome things, and sit down to eat.

Where it should read: You fry up your lovely delicious panful of awesome things, and sit down to eat.

Will note any other typos if I spot 'em!

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Petition ID 924: Fancy Restaurant Meals Without Herbs
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:00:53 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

At BRAAAAINS, I was able to hand over the ingredients for the most expensive menu item, even though I didn't have all the ingredients required. (Had at least one of everything besides ScroteWeed, while the recipe required four of each.)

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Petition ID 925: New Zombie on the block!
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:15:04 UTC by Ms. Velveteen R. Kaylazelda

Heyheyhey! New zombie here. Just killed my first kill and tried to eat it raw. The page turned white. I had to press the back button and clean the carcass, it wouldnt let me eat it raw.

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Petition ID 926: Devouring Carcasses links to a blank page
Submitted Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:22:48 UTC by Contender Bowser

When i click Devour Carcasses (I'm a zombie) it links me to a blank page. And then i have to click "Back" to go back. I pretty much cant devour anything. Or clean more than one carcass at a time. To make the problem happen again, you need to be a zombie and you have to click "Devour Carcass" for ANY... Expand 471 characters


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Petition ID 929: II's IP now reroutes to www.improbableisland.com
Submitted Wed, 15 Aug 2012 03:03:35 UTC by Just Jenny

I know I'm not the only one who tends to use 95.131.64.249, www.improbableisland.com and http://improbableisland.com in the one browser to play multiple characters at once, but as of today, the IP seems to no longer be able to be used for this. I know it's not so much of a bug inside the game, but i... Expand 49 characters


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Petition ID 930: Corpses REALLY following you on the map
Submitted Wed, 15 Aug 2012 03:15:59 UTC by Just Jenny

I know this seems close to Petition ID 427: Corpses following you on the map, but since the new food has come in, it's changed. Corpses used to follow you for one square after you killed them, but now they do so for a lot longer. I got up to at least 4 squares away from a corpse, and it wasn't that ... Expand 141 characters


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Petition ID 936: New feature of world map causes whitescreen when closing descriptions
Submitted Fri, 17 Aug 2012 05:09:17 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

First of all, It's a really nice idea to integrate this feature into the map system; rolldown Place descriptions.

However, there's a problem with it: When opening a description, closing it leads into a page devoid of all text but [object Object] and an address bar that contains javascript:$... Expand 183 characters


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Petition ID 939: New World Map with Places: when viewing map, doesn't show current location
Submitted Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:22:12 UTC by Buddleia

When travelling on the map, clicking View Map reveals the new large Place-bespecled map, but no longer indicates your location.

While having your own square turn orange so you couldn't tell the terrain (except by memory) was not ideal, not having your location indicated at all (again, except by ... Expand 208 characters


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Petition ID 940: New World Map with Places: no key
Submitted Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:27:21 UTC by Buddleia

When you click on World Map, there's no key to tell you what colour is which terrain type, what abbreviation is which city, or even what the little house-icons for Places are and that you can mouseover them to view the name and click on them to read the exterior description.

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Petition ID 941: New World Map with Places: other info/actions have vanished (items on map, compass rose, chat etc)
Submitted Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:45:02 UTC by Buddleia

When I've just exited an outpost or a Place or travelled on the map, there's usually a lot of information on the screen.
- messages about mount/stamina/inventory
- Place descriptions
- a list of what's there (wood, crates, herbs, etc),
- a mini-map,
- a compass rose I could click on to travel,... Expand 821 characters


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Petition ID 944: World Map: map squares go narrow - are not square if browser window is not wide enough.
Submitted Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:28:19 UTC by Buddleia

If your browser is not wide enough for the whole map to fit, then columns with under 4 Places in them get squished to fit. They widen up again to normal squares if you enlarge the browser screen, but it looks really odd at the moment.

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Petition ID 963: Unsuccessful cooking description runs into inventory navigation links.
Submitted Sat, 25 Aug 2012 19:57:02 UTC by Technical Sergeant Xapneir

WHAT: This is just a small formatting error. The last word of the text informing me that my cooking was unsuccessful due to my being too tired was on the same line as the links to jump to different parts of my inventory. As such, that line reads:

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Petition ID 999: Lion kept stunned even if I didn't hit the stun sequence
Submitted Sat, 01 Sep 2012 13:17:59 UTC by

The Lion I was fighting got stunned and stayed in stun every hit even if I wasn't hitting the combo sequence. The game showed I knew no combo sequences, and didn't mark any, but the Lion was taking no action.

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Petition ID 1000: Errant Mid-Combat Unnatural Newday!
Submitted Sat, 01 Sep 2012 16:29:26 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

Natural NewDay occures. I'm in the Dojo getting pounced for truancy. In the middle of a fight, between rounds of combat, another NewDay occurs.

Never seen that happen, ever. It shouldn't be possible to happen during combat, and there shouldn't of been a NewDay at all.


Can I duplicate i... Expand 28 characters


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Petition ID 1008: PHP errors in PSK
Submitted Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:31:10 UTC by Buddleia

If I go into the Prancing Spiderkitty, and flip back and forth between "[C]hat with the other regulars" and "[R]eturn to the pub", sometimes it gives me error messages below the chat. Sometimes it doesn't.

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Petition ID 1009: PHP errors in Abandoned Factory - re petition #1008
Submitted Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:38:29 UTC by Buddleia

Probably related to Petition #1008.

In the Abandoned Factory, most of the time moving along the paths it works fine, but twice (in 39 moves) it's shown me this message below the you-are-here map:


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Petition ID 1010: PHP errors in Common Grounds too, darn it
Submitted Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:51:08 UTC by Buddleia

And now the PHP error messages are (sometimes! It's not even a reliable bug!) appearing in the Common Grounds too.

These are all appearing at the end of the page, below the last thing which the player needs to look at. It doesn't seem to affect the function of any of them - it just looks scary.... Expand 498 characters


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Petition ID 1012: In-house Banter problem
Submitted Wed, 05 Sep 2012 01:40:24 UTC by Slightly Confused Naimad

For some reason I'm getting the NewHome banter in my home at 8, 6 instead of my banter for there. Story is still functioning normally. As far as I can tell nothing I did triggered the problem. The URL is http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=places&placeid=1089&roomid=10817&op=room. A... Expand 118 characters


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Petition ID 1016: Distraction for New Clan Applicant contains gibberish
Submitted Wed, 05 Sep 2012 20:22:32 UTC by Maniak

What: The title for the distraction you receive when you have a new clan applicant looks corrupted:
a:2:{i:0;s:18:"Clan App: %s";i:1;s:11:" ContestantName";}

How: Get a new clan applicant, check your inbox.

When: Since the new distraction system!

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Petition ID 1019: Targeted fighting has changed behaviour.
Submitted Thu, 06 Sep 2012 18:28:22 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I don't know whether this is deliberate, or if it's not, whether it's good or bad. I'm just letting you know so that you know what's going on.

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Petition ID 1025: HUD headers and jungle text replaced by warning error code in Mobile Stylus skin
Submitted Sun, 09 Sep 2012 11:32:30 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: Instead of the neat - + toggles by the headers, there's this stuff: "- + id="stat_Personal-Info" and a whole page of this stuff: "Warning: the xclink piece was not found in the stathead template part! ( <strong>Currently Relevant</strong><br /> )" in the Jungle. Screenshot: http://i47.tinypic.... Expand 208 characters


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Petition ID 1041: Clear banter contraption
Submitted Sat, 15 Sep 2012 07:59:45 UTC by Around Those Curves Hyde

The contraption isn't working in private banters in places. I used a program to clear the area of chat, but nothing happened to it. It started when the new banter system came in.

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Petition ID 1044: Export Commentary not visible for some accounts with unspent SP
Submitted Sun, 16 Sep 2012 20:47:54 UTC by Iriana

WHAT: My main account (Iriana), which has unspent SP, has the Export Commentary link visible under 'Help'. My alts, which also have unspent SP, do not.

HOW: Um. Well, I suppose you would have to log into my other accounts.

WHERE: I've checked them all, in several different chatspaces (outpost,... Expand 614 characters


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Petition ID 1051: Favorite People Bugs
Submitted Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:53:03 UTC by That 70s Solluxandra

Screencap 1: http://i.imgur.com/YxdLJ.png

The above is my screencap I just took. It seems that whoever is at the bottom of the online list gets their name put over all the offline ones. This kind of supports it, as Zefrieus accepted my request right after:

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Petition ID 1056: Herb/Spice usage
Submitted Thu, 20 Sep 2012 00:25:52 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

What: there are several meals which require a given number of spices to be collected, such as Pleasantville's "The Unrepentant" which requires 10 of each spice. It seems to indicate that you need to have that many spices, and that they would be consumed upon purchase of the meal, but the spices stay... Expand 365 characters


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Petition ID 1133: CSS Issue With Tables in Inventory
Submitted Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:44:39 UTC by Sunflower Escemfer

As long as I'm petitioning every single Inventory-related error today, allow me to throw in one more that has bothered me for years.

In the Default skin (red and other colors) there is an issue with the way the tables in the Inventory screen display. The table containing the list of items inside... Expand 966 characters


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Petition ID 1170: "About Mementos" not up to date to reflect new prices
Submitted Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:01:02 UTC by AWOL-guard Trowa

The old "About Mementos" page is out of date per the current MoTD (11/13/2012). Specifically, the new price structure. `@http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=mementos&op=help&c=32-213950 `0

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Petition ID 1177: Haven't recieved Supporter Points
Submitted Fri, 16 Nov 2012 04:05:32 UTC by Fluttery Little Nonnie

I donated $10 last night (in two $5 deposits) around 1:30am EST, but havent received any supporter points from it yet. I donate pretty often, and in fact donated earlier in the day, as well, so I know that it doesn't usually take very long for the transaction to go through and for me to receive the ... Expand 1021 characters


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Petition ID 1178: Can't leave sheila's shack
Submitted Fri, 16 Nov 2012 07:39:39 UTC by

where is the link to leave the shack after buying a weapon?

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Petition ID 1222: The Infernal "Apostrophe Slash Marks" have returned, this time in your bio!
Submitted Tue, 04 Dec 2012 00:28:53 UTC by Necromantic Isaac

WHAT: The aggravating bug that caused a \ to appear when you used a ' in your weapon name upon using a custom weapon changer has emerged once more, this time in bios!
HOW: Use an apostrophe or quotation mark at any point in your bio, extended or otherwise, or in your commentary description.
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Petition ID 1406: Odd text in NewDay for Clockwork Stallion
Submitted Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:05:55 UTC by Weathered Tiber

There's a strange bit in the NewDay description for the Clockwork Stallion. It seems to have shown up every time, though I do not know if it shows up with any weapons other than fists. I assume that instead of "him" the intent is to show the player's weapon?

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Petition ID 1545: Contestant List Search Broken
Submitted Sun, 02 Jun 2013 16:51:53 UTC by Pretty Burd Deity of Choice

WHAT Searching for anything on the Contestant List will come up blank. HOW Search for someone on the Contestant List WHEN Today, June 2.

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Petition ID 1615: QUOTATIONS AND APOSTROPHES EATEN UP
Submitted Sat, 13 Jul 2013 16:10:40 UTC by Ezra

WHAT: My quotations and apostrophes are eaten up by little boxes with question marks! HOW: Probably because I was transcribing/copying-and-pasting from a Google doc WHERE: In Cyber City 404! WHEN: Just noticed it now. Didn't notice it while I was writing out the scene. HALP.

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Petition ID 1796: Roll breaks with more than 3 entries
Submitted Thu, 21 Nov 2013 21:19:49 UTC by Pretty Burd Deity of Choice

If you attempt to /roll with four or more entries, a post pops up with nothing but the dice symbol.

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Petition ID 1799: The new linking function in chat doesn't handle urls at the end of a sentence or in parentheses well
Submitted Fri, 22 Nov 2013 03:08:08 UTC by Lord High Badass ysth

Links end up with unintentional characters when they are like (http://foo.com) or http://foo.com. Or other variations. What I've used with some success is this: https?:\/\/[;\/\?:\@&=+\$,\[\]A-Za-z0-9\-_.!~*'()%#]*[\/\?:\@&=+\$\[A-Za-z0-9\-_!~*(%#] (based on the Perl URI::Find module)

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Petition ID 365: I can not teach another player timed combat.
Submitted Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:47:43 UTC by Shadow of himself Talis Kard

I can not teach another player timed combat. I had them contact me in banter at Newhome, and when I clicked on their bio to teach them, I could not find the link to do so. The problem was noticed Tue, December 13th, around 3:45 mountain time.

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Petition ID 1677: Bad Nav
Submitted Tue, 27 Aug 2013 02:39:10 UTC by Cazlyn MickLoch

Dear You,

Hello! Hi. Some troubles o'er here! Um. I broked it. Sorry. I'm sure you're busy, so thank you for taking the time to gander at this.

OS: Windows 7
Anti-virus: Norton 360
Firewall: Windows default
Browser: Firefox 22.0 and Chrome 29.0.1547.57 m
ISP: Comcast
BadNav Type: Looping ... Expand 881 characters


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Petition ID 25: Cig price missing for Contraptions Key
Submitted Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:53:50 UTC by Junebug

WHAT:
In the page where you buy keys for people, there's no price listed for the contraption key. Like this:

Bouncer Key (12 Cigarettes): This key allows a player to kick other players out of the Place.
Contraption Key: ????? This key allows a player to access the Contraptions and Contrivan... Expand 325 characters


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Petition ID 245: Can't get a watcher favor?
Submitted Mon, 21 Nov 2011 06:05:02 UTC by Accomplice Teh Dave

I'm pretty sure I never touched the equipment tune up this DK, and I have 1148 favor, but I can't get her to tune up my equipment
http://www.improbableisland.com/graveyard.php?op=question&c=2373-060236 is the URL
I'm not sure if it matters, but I got tired of rank 6 and tuned down to rank 5 to fin... Expand 87 characters


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Petition ID 327: Teaching Timed Combat is no longer possible
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:31:57 UTC by Dizzyizzy

Since the new bio design that went along with the new commentary system, there is no longer any way to teach timed combat. The line saying they don't know it is still there, but there's no option to teach it.

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Petition ID 430: No Chat in the Chapel
Submitted Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:06:16 UTC by Dizzyizzy

Attempting to post in the Bluerock Chapel leads to a whitescreen at: http://www.improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=marriage&op=talk&comment=true#commentaryjump_marriage I noticed it last night, I don't know when it actually started. Probably with the new chat system.

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Petition ID 470: white screen badnav
Submitted Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:13:21 UTC by

The proplem started 2 hours ago, I don't know what I was doing exactly, and I can't log in now, because it always go to badnav.

It always give this massege:
BADNAV REPORT
Attempted redirect:
"index.php?
op=timeout&nli=true"
Sanitized attempted
redirect: "index.php?
op=timeout&nli=true"
Re... Expand 96 characters


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Petition ID 511: Request for advertisements on Enquirer
Submitted Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:09:59 UTC by Adored Aelita

Just a suggestion to put a non-intrusive banner on pages for the Enquirer (rather than on the main game). I've heard that while the game had ads on its front page, the user retention rate wasn't as great as it was now. I hope putting them off in the Enquirer won't be `ias`i detracting.

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Petition ID 578: Comms Tent Broken: Pay to talk to the Unworthy GYPSY?!
Submitted Thu, 15 Mar 2012 08:31:42 UTC by Ebenezer

When I went to the Comms Tent and payed to Talk to the Unworthy, I didn't end up in the FailBoat chat. It took me to an entirely separate chatspace, which ought not exist.

I made a comment in that mysterious chatspace, for testing purposes. I then went into my Lookup Player tool, looked up mysel... Expand 290 characters


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Petition ID 591: Timed Fighting - Teaching not working?
Submitted Tue, 20 Mar 2012 01:46:26 UTC by

I was sent a distract a while ago (not sure when exactly, but it was on my first day), from the system saying I'd been taught Timed Fighting. However, I have no actions or signs that I can use timed fighting. After that, today, I've been taught two more times and people have looked at my bio which a... Expand 382 characters


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Petition ID 734: Expanding Petition 626: "Chapel's Story don't work"
Submitted Wed, 23 May 2012 23:37:46 UTC by Woof Woof Collin Vee

When attempting to post in the Kittania Chapel's "talk to others" section, it apparently sends the request, and redirects you to the associated page (http://improbableisland.com/runmodule.php?module=marriage&op=talk&comment=true#commentaryjump_marriage), but no commentary appears, merely a white scr... Expand 396 characters


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Petition ID 1030: Well, it's the badnav thing.
Submitted Tue, 11 Sep 2012 21:18:13 UTC by

Sorry, but I really don't know where to ask for help regarding this. This is my first day in the game, and I read about badnavs. I'm stuck while fighting in Jungle, a white screen appears redirecting me to an old forum thread. It happened a few hours ago, I thought it would go away. It didn't. Using... Expand 82 characters


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Petition ID 1115: Badnav. :(
Submitted Fri, 19 Oct 2012 02:42:45 UTC by Contestant Caledonia

BADNAV REPORT
Attempted redirect: "village.php"
Sanitized attempted redirect: "village.php"
Redirect reason: "Player is not dead!"

I'm getting a white badnav when I try to to get to the page after the Watcher sends me back from the failboat. This just happened and now I can't get back to the s... Expand 42 characters


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Petition ID 1116: Badnav. :(
Submitted Fri, 19 Oct 2012 02:47:14 UTC by Contestant Caledonia

BADNAV REPORT
Attempted redirect: "village.php"
Sanitized attempted redirect: "village.php"
Redirect reason: "Player is not dead!"

I'm getting a white badnav when I try to to get to the page after the Watcher sends me back from the failboat. This just happened and now I can't get back to the s... Expand 42 characters


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Petition ID 1248: A typo.
Submitted Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:16:09 UTC by etirwevaD Davewrite

The improb bomb said: The bomb begins to roll around the theater of combat, bouncing off rocks like a pinball - and firing out showers of white-hot sparks! I may be mistaken but it is spelled "theatre"? something to back up my claim (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatre)

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Petition ID 1269: Failboat problem
Submitted Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:36:22 UTC by

I am unable to continue fighting in the cages on the failboat after 6 or 7 times fighting in the cages, even though I have kept an acceptable level of adrenaline.

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Petition ID 1276: Jill's quest happens twice
Submitted Sun, 06 Jan 2013 04:29:06 UTC by

I completed the quest that started when Jill bought me coffee; she was knocked out once. Next natural day, she reappears as if she was getting out of the failboat for the first time.

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Petition ID 1359: Titans not dying?
Submitted Thu, 21 Feb 2013 12:59:31 UTC by A Cold Draft of WindRapier

I gave a titan a killing blow. It said it was killed, and that the money would be sent to accounts now. I did not receive a distract, there was no money sent to the bank, and the titan is still there.

I saw this with the Titan that was two ticks NE of Kitt. It had ~38 K health when I attacked it,... Expand 1292 characters


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Petition ID 1370: New Days
Submitted Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:32:34 UTC by

Whenever I log in it takes a while for the New Day Screen to come up. I haven't been online since last night, and They Just Keep Coming At Me but I'm exhausted and the New Day Screen won't come up.

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Petition ID 1409: Comma problem with the clockwork stallion.
Submitted Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:52:17 UTC by Lea

When I get a new day with the clockwork stallion, I noticed on days when the key is already wound up and you get a lick from the horse, there is a comma alongside the period to the second to last line in the text.

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Petition ID 1466: BadNav
Submitted Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:20:38 UTC by Civilian Kaiser

BADNAV REPORT Attempted redirect: "runmodule.php?module=abandoncastle&loc=68" Sanitized attempted redirect: "runmodule.php?module=abandoncastle&loc=68" Redirect reason: ""

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Petition ID 1501: the new combat system doesn't work. like... at all.
Submitted Wed, 15 May 2013 14:46:11 UTC by Kyris

No, I'm not just bitching because I don't like it. I thought it was actually going to be pretty cool. But after tinkering around with it for a bit, I've come to the unfortunate conclusion that it doesn't work as intended. It feels random as to whether or not the game says you attacked at just the ri... Expand 337 characters


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Petition ID 1516: Conundrum
Submitted Mon, 20 May 2013 01:58:46 UTC by SCIENCE! Rider

Well, I racked up a bunch of exp in one day, so I challenged my next two masters. After I clicked "back to new home", I got BADNAVed. Every time I attempt to login, I get BADNAVed.

Attempted redirect: "runmodule.php?module=watcher_quests&plotpoint=1"
Sanitized attempted redirect: "runmodule.php... Expand 215 characters


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Petition ID 1717: Background gone, text aligned left only thing visible
Submitted Sun, 22 Sep 2013 06:22:06 UTC by

WHAT: The standard background has disappeared and all the text has aligned to the left of the page.
How: I visited main page of site and went to the bottom to create an alt account with a different email, to try and figure out how to use a different race, a feature which I've noticed some mentions ... Expand 390 characters


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Petition ID 1872: Unable to access pages besides page 1 in multipage places
Submitted Sat, 11 Jan 2014 22:04:11 UTC by Contestant tritonicon

What and how: When you enter an area with more than one page to display, on the left it shows Page 1 (1-x), with x being the total number of pages. When this is clicked to navigate to another page (assumed page two), I am brought back to page one.

I have only ran into this problem at Sheila's Sh... Expand 416 characters


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Petition ID 1795: The new linking function in chat breaks when you try to add a color code right after.
Submitted Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:00:04 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

That's almost self explanatory! www.improbableisland.com would lead to http://www.improbableisland.com</span><span class='colDkOrange'> if you type any color code immediately after it.

Also, when you type a legitimate word that ends with www., it's automatically made into a link. Example: Awww. w... Expand 27 characters


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Petition ID 1916: cooking issues
Submitted Thu, 06 Feb 2014 07:31:39 UTC by Warrior Vixen geoma

I'm not sure if you'd dedicate yourself to this but it seems all too frequently I can't choose the amount of meat and herbs to put in my fry pan I enter the number but nothing happens I'm sure this is just an issue with android devices no one else that uses a real computer likely has this issue just... Expand 97 characters


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Petition ID 1927: BADNAV REPORT Attempted redirect: "news.php" Sanitized attempted redirect: "news.php" Redirect reas
Submitted Thu, 13 Feb 2014 02:57:11 UTC by

BADNAV REPORT Attempted redirect: "news.php" Sanitized attempted redirect: "news.php" Redirect reason: "Redirected to News from Login"

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Petition ID 1932: Bad Nav
Submitted Tue, 18 Feb 2014 19:32:44 UTC by Aloyious

I accidentally clicked log out by mistake and then clicked another page in order to stop it, and I was hoping that I could have it fixed since it appears to be commonly known problem according to the Bad Nav page. My characters name is Aloyious by the way.

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Petition ID 454: Can't get rid of page.
Submitted Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:55:33 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

So I've got a room with several pages. Two in particular are interacting.
One, page A, is showing normally, so there's a link to it in the room. Very good. The second, B, is hidden, and accessible via a program. (Two 'Partial Match's and a 'Show Page.)

If you look at A and then use the command t... Expand 373 characters


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Petition ID 1489: A game of Dice
Submitted Fri, 03 May 2013 18:45:06 UTC by etirwevaD Davewrite

I have noticed that I have been the highest winner of the Sixes Dice Game for a very long time now... I haven't won it in a long time. I think it may be stuck or something.

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Petition ID 1496: Messed up Quest Text (Mister Stern)
Submitted Thu, 09 May 2013 12:13:09 UTC by

This happened after I handed the various items I found in the Outposts' Council Offices to Mister Stern (there are a few lines in there that are repeated, and some lines are about the Improbability Drive, so I don't think they belong at all):

------
Mister Stern
"My goodness!" says Mister Stern... Expand 2154 characters


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Petition ID 1497: I went to go to the next day, didn't let me.
Submitted Fri, 10 May 2013 16:03:24 UTC by The Odd One, Mike Sandersman

About one thirty, Am. 11/5/13. I was messaging some guys on Banter and it was reloading for the new day. Went to the badnav screen.

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Petition ID 1507: Missing places when the large world map is used.
Submitted Thu, 16 May 2013 23:52:15 UTC by Around Those Curves Hyde

When out on the map, if you click World Map to get a view of the whole island, places people buit vanish. Outpost are still there as well as chat and everything else, but all links and information on a place are gone. To try it, just go to the map where places are, like Newhome, Kitt, Imp Cen, ect, ... Expand 67 characters


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Petition ID 1562: Not getting free stuff?
Submitted Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:25:27 UTC by

So, a new day has just dawned here on the Island.
As a human, we are allowed to collect 3 free items daily.
But I, in New Pittsburgh, go into the council offices and don't get my free stuff.
The "claim your free stuff" link doesn't appear.
I have plenty of room in my backpack for more items, ... Expand 105 characters


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Petition ID 1569: Error when creating a memento mould
Submitted Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:19:46 UTC by Dirk Vanderhuge

When trying to make a memento mould, I get this error message:

Error: Something is too long. Titles can be up to 100 characters, descriptions up to 255 characters, and usage texts up to 1,000 characters.

My memento name:
The Muscle Pin

My memento plural name:
The Muscle Pins
... Expand 608 characters


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Petition ID 1600: Friggen BadNav
Submitted Wed, 03 Jul 2013 04:53:51 UTC by Gman

Once I log in, I get redirected to the white screen of doom and information and such on BadNavs come up.
I had been fighting monsters and such as usual. And the connection had been a tad bit bad and it had taken a bit to load each page. Eventually after loading a page, it had just been the BadNav p... Expand 251 characters


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Petition ID 1915: Broken link in Story chat fouls up auto-update
Submitted Thu, 06 Feb 2014 02:36:37 UTC by Mr. Howard Noseybonk Harold Haldeman

Currently in Kittania Story Chat, Ebony Nrutcin posted a link to Random.org that did not format correctly. It now causes the channel to jump, repeat itself, and not update properly. Simple solution might be to just delete the post?

Log as I see it, copy/pasted exactly:

[09m39s]&#9474;Just ... Expand 1715 characters


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Petition ID 1934: Unfair lockout
Submitted Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:15:38 UTC by Donaldson

I cannot get back to the game, it keeps saying badnav when I try to get to "newday.php" and I don't understand. I was in the cobblestone shack trying registering for that world-sourcing program thingy (sorry) and when I went to go back to the world, I was booted and could not get back in no matter w... Expand 29 characters


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Petition ID 1855: where can i use my cobblestone?
Submitted Thu, 26 Dec 2013 03:18:16 UTC by anonymous

how do i use my cobblestone?

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Petition ID 217: Minor - When rating monsters, it still states that there will be a poll, soon to rate by difficulty.
Submitted Sun, 13 Nov 2011 13:27:09 UTC by In a disapproving manner, Omega

Ehem, as it says on the tin:

"Your feedback is important. Information on what monsters you think are the funniest or most interesting, as well as monsters you find boring, will help both staff and players to write better monsters in the future. When rating a monster, take into account how interes... Expand 555 characters


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Petition ID 53: Set Memory contraption misnamed a Contrivance
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 03:20:13 UTC by Bloody Showoff Wongo the Sane

From the Enquirer: The title says it all. The verbosename for contraption_memory_set calls it a Contrivance. Entered by Junebug so there's a record that I changed this.

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Petition ID 71: Weapon Buffs
Submitted Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:56:22 UTC by Shaggy Dog Jasser

WHAT
It's a problem with weapons with a certain time frame of buffs, such as the Plasma Gun or the Force Generator, each with a certain amount of rounds in which they give you a buff. When you buy anything Sheila's, it resets the buff.

An example: Say I had another 40 something rounds on my Pla... Expand 554 characters


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Petition ID 88: Stuck in a fight! badnav
Submitted Sun, 23 Oct 2011 21:00:52 UTC by The One and Only Boldsword

I'm stuck in the jungle in a fight with a "Savage Gold Farming Bot"
Any links I try to hit to move the fight forward or run all end in me waiting an eternity (ok so it feels like one) for the next page to load then....nothing.
I end up back in the same spot in the fight.
I tried closing chrome, ... Expand 210 characters


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Petition ID 94: Watcher's Blessing is Missing
Submitted Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:49:54 UTC by

When approaching Raimus to get her weapon/armor blessing on the FailBoat, the option does not appear even though I have well over 500 favor.

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Petition ID 115: Watcher Blessing Not Available
Submitted Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:19:42 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

As stated- The Watcher Blessing is not available, with 612 favor (Warforged Artificer) or 505 favor (Clueless), or even with 1004 favor (A Nefarious Monster). As far as I know it has been a problem since the last update that fixed the mementos, I am unsure beyond that.

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Petition ID 190: No blessing option anymore???
Submitted Sun, 06 Nov 2011 20:48:00 UTC by The One and Only Boldsword

The What: I no longer seem to get the option to have the watcher tune up my equipment, I keep intentionally going to the failboat on my last few dk's but I seem to just be wating my time(and chrono's, and supporter points to refill them!!!!!) Where: failboat When: since about my 12th DK

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Petition ID 195: Glory reset upon defeat by Magpie/Mutant
Submitted Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:35:38 UTC by Bloody Showoff Wongo the Sane

Not sure if this is a bug or The Way Things Are Now... The character's Glory stats are reset upon being defeated by the Magpie or Tattoo Mutant, despite not being sent to the failboat. First noticed today.

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Petition ID 221: really Malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter
Submitted Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:36:19 UTC by

what: After beating the Malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter it says: You throw the frustrating thing as far into the woods as possible and hunt through your pockets for a book of matches and go off to claim your refund MONKEY.
how: Beat the malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter
where: http://improbableisl... Expand 144 characters


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Petition ID 225: Failboat New Day menu badnav
Submitted Tue, 15 Nov 2011 02:04:38 UTC by

WHAT: A badnav while examining the New Day menu on the Failboat.

HOW: While on the failboat, click "New Day Menu", then click the link to go back to the main Failboat. You will instead arrive at a white "Not Found" error screen.

WHERE: http://www.improbableisland.com/badnav.php

WHEN: I'm no... Expand 77 characters


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Petition ID 244: Mouseovers in chat not working?
Submitted Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:20:53 UTC by

I've noticed that when I go to rollover another player's (and my own) mouseover in chat, to view their appearance, nothing pops up. I don't believe that it started after I did anything in particular, it just seemed to stop working. It's been about 4 or 5 days now, and I had thought that it would wor... Expand 275 characters


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Petition ID 248: Barn Raisers do not work for gathering materials
Submitted Tue, 22 Nov 2011 01:18:34 UTC by Buddleia

WHAT: I hear that the no-stamina-needed function of Barn Raisers only applies to travel and building, not to logging or mining. In http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=25157, CMJ said: "Also... okay yeah, since a few folks lost some big stacks of stuff in their Stores, ... Expand 514 characters


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Petition ID 249: Missing spaces between sentences: a list
Submitted Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:41:32 UTC by Buddleia

All of these occurrences need a space after the ends of their sentences (usually full stops, sometimes exclamation marks). Some of them also need a newline because they attach straight onto other module's descriptions.

I was collecting all the flavour texts (like in petition 125), but then I thou... Expand 1304 characters


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Petition ID 252: Legacy LotGD Text When Buying Map
Submitted Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:57:29 UTC by Cattleman Pepper

When you hit "Oh go on then" to actually purchase the map in the comms tent, the comms tent man magically transforms into a gypsy woman (which is pretty cool, actually): "Enjoy your newfound sight," the gypsy says as she walks away to greet some patrons that have just strolled in.

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Petition ID 263: Typo in Pleasantville flavour text
Submitted Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:51:39 UTC by Allegedly a Title and Sonny

WHAT: The flavour text for the threat level "Assistance Required" has a colour code showing that doesn't seem to exist: "`8Mewling halfwits!" HOW: Assistance Required threat level WHERE: Pleasantville

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Petition ID 271: Tynan's effects continue after DK
Submitted Tue, 29 Nov 2011 12:45:24 UTC by Laurence

If I remember correctly, all effects from training at Tynan's were supposed to be reset after a DK. I recently DK'd and am finding that my training effects from my previous DK are still present and fading with each NewDay as normal.

Not sure when this started happening, or if I'm wrong about the... Expand 19 characters


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Petition ID 277: Difference Between Two Different Armors?
Submitted Wed, 30 Nov 2011 12:26:09 UTC by

I'm not sure if this is a bug, or if it's deliberate, but at Sheila's Shack O' Shiny, there are two different armors (Armoured Combat Suit and Assault Suit) that cost the same and have the exact same effect (+11 defense, nothing else)...

I guess I'm just curious if there are supposed to be two va... Expand 63 characters


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Petition ID 292: Cryptic Questions Joker: garbled text in one of the riddles
Submitted Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:22:08 UTC by Buddleia

Something Improbable!

The Joker smiles, leans in close, and whispers to you:

"Twas in December or June,
When my lady did swoon.
When her hair did fall off,
And her glasses were lost.
When she did scream,
In a manner most obscene.
While pointing at me,
And saying �Eeeeee! Eeee... Expand 267 characters


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Petition ID 301: New Specials Notifier
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 05:57:48 UTC by The Prologue of Algus Wigs

Even using the * to begin the special, the status light still turns white while I'm typing it. It appears this way to me, unsure how it shows up for others.

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Petition ID 321: Clan Halls
Submitted Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:56:30 UTC by Den

I'm running IE. The Clan Halls page won't load.

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Petition ID 344: DanQuest Part 4 Name Error
Submitted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:29:35 UTC by

What: After turning in my third (I think) DanQuest goal, I got the fourth part, as normal. But this time, the quest was not given to me by Dan. It was some bloke named Cedrik.

How: Complete a few DanQuests, get to part 3 or 4.

Where: Improb Central, at the Prancing SpiderKitty

When: First t... Expand 55 characters


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Petition ID 361: Flirting While Married - Legacy Error
Submitted Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:09:00 UTC by

What: When you flirt with Emily, it takes you to a screen that calls her Violet instead. Direct quote:
As you start to approach Violet, you remember your marriage.
Violet turns around to give you an evil stare.
Violet slaps you, then walks off, as she says, "Who're you married to then."

How: F... Expand 140 characters


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Petition ID 370: Dan/Cedrik (Old LotGD?)
Submitted Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:45:02 UTC by US Marshal Swede

WHAT: A translation problem.
"Cedrik leans towards you and says softly, 'This part of the quest could be a little tricky. You need to seek out and kill the Two-Stroke Tin Soldier of Mouthbreathing, down in the forests of New Pittsburgh. This is one of your great foe's most loyal underlings, and, if... Expand 383 characters


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Petition ID 379: Grimbot Monster Capitalization Error
Submitted Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:24:18 UTC by

What: On the Grimbot monster, the first letter of the arms are not capitalized like every other monster. How: Fight the Grimbot. Where: Jungles When: This is the first time I noticed it, but it may be something that I simply missed before.

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Petition ID 382: Lotsa Devastator Bullets Reset after Buying New Armor
Submitted Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:02:25 UTC by Improbable Badass Sir Jerry

What - Any time I buy armor, the Lotsa Devastator Bullets buff resets. I tried selling and rebuying armor to see if it was just a one time occurence, but the buff reappeared again.

How - While having the Devastator 11500 equipped, purchase Armor at Sheila's Shack O' Shiny. I'm not sure if this w... Expand 352 characters


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Petition ID 391: Can't leave the saved days page
Submitted Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:47:10 UTC by

Whenever I hit the 'back to where you came from' link, it gives me an error
It says the URL requested was not found on the server

To make it happen, go to the saved days page, and hit the 'back to where you came from' link

It happens at the Saved Days Page

It started on the 28th of Decembe... Expand 1 characters


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Petition ID 396: Story Clear and Banter Clear contraptions not working
Submitted Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:43:43 UTC by dark knight

What: "Clear Story" and "Clear Banter" contraptions are not clearing their respective chats.

How: Any program set up including them that they should pass, The debugging claims they are working as so.

Running program ID 797, 'UnNamed Program'
--Row 1 will pass if all Contrivances Pass
----Con... Expand 947 characters


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Petition ID 400: Joker, Spades suit, Opposite expected effect
Submitted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:21:07 UTC by Lieutenant Merovance

You feel an aura of protection gathering around you!
You feel a burning energy in your muscles...
Your force generator is in full effect!
Thanks to the power of the Spades suit, Stream of Consciousness is having trouble hitting you!
Stream of Consciousness hits you for 147 points of damage!

F... Expand 14 characters


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Petition ID 446: Railways still not up?
Submitted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 03:45:50 UTC by Steampunk Clusterfox Nora

I've got a First Class Rail Pass from before the wiping of the island, the most recent time, and I've poked into the railstations a few times, and I've never had the opportunity to use it. There's no option or anything...

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Petition ID 467: New Rohit Quest breaks OST's
Submitted Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:55:07 UTC by Dizzyizzy

SPOILERS:








Okay, I hope they're hidden from anyone who doesn't want to see.

WHAT: After you drop Rohit off at the Newhome Museum, OST's are still unusable. I don't remember seeing anything in story that would make them not work at that point.
How: Do the new Rohit bit, try to use... Expand 92 characters


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Petition ID 493: Lemme play, my lectures are boring!
Submitted Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:54:50 UTC by

From 9:23 A.M. mountain time, I have been getting this report. This game is what keeps me sane through my classes. Because I could not log, I participated in class, pissed off a lesbian, made love to a 29 year old mile, and punched out an epileptic kid. PLEASE HELP, I DUNNO WHAT CAUSED THIS BAD NAV ... Expand 231 characters


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Petition ID 507: weird strike bodyparts on ambush hamster
Submitted Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:20:05 UTC by Robo- Rosalind

Ambush Hamster has 'arms' listed on the 'strike bodyparts' menu

It just seems weird to me. I always thought of Hamster appendages as 'legs' not 'arms and legs'.

Not urgent or important obviously, just seemed odd. I'm logging all the monsters and noticed it.

Thanks for listening to my drivel... Expand 10 characters


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Petition ID 527: were?
Submitted Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:18:45 UTC by

i can't find the dojo anywhere

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Petition ID 540: Typo in Team awesome monster description.
Submitted Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:10:33 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

In the paragraph where you're introduced to Awesome Red (the final midget) he's suddenly become a mutant. I quote. "You are transfixed. Stomach churning, you look to the last Mutant,..."

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Petition ID 547: Old LotGD text. If you try giving more req to the bank than you actually have.
Submitted Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:47:54 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

...then it talks about gold instead of req.

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Petition ID 569: Shoop??? Abandoned factory random death?
Submitted Fri, 09 Mar 2012 07:52:22 UTC by The One and Only Boldsword

goin through abandonded factory, suddenly I'm dead. http://oi41.tinypic.com/2urlbw9.jpg

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Petition ID 579: Cannot access former dwelling on the Legacy server
Submitted Fri, 16 Mar 2012 08:10:51 UTC by Burning Solar

Whenever I try to access to the Legacy server it denies my login. I'd really like to make my Place look like it used to when it was a Dwelling, i.e.: make the descriptions and rooms near identical. If you wanted to make the problem occur again, you'd have to have my login info. This is the URL of th... Expand 222 characters


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Petition ID 616: Looking around, you see there is only one other person here.
Submitted Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:40:00 UTC by Inked Ada

Like I said in the forums, I love the new outpost hitpoint and player-count we got today. Both sound useful (and likely to make onslaught a little easier on people). I would like to suggest one teeny-tiny (but, I believe, important!) cosmetic change to the latter. Here's what IC looks like to me now... Expand 2677 characters


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Petition ID 617: Outdated text in Stonehenge random encounter.
Submitted Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:57:24 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

I quote the following: note that it talks of Disgrace rather than the Failboat. Three times.

Everywhere around you are the souls of those who have fallen in battle, in old age, and in grievous accidents.Each bears telltale signs of the means by which they met their end.You realize with increasing... Expand 388 characters


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Petition ID 620: Flavor text issue.
Submitted Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:26:48 UTC by Woof Woof Collin Vee

In the jungle, when you hit the Joker with the Broth, there's a specific event where you gain experience. It's not a huge issue, but I feel that "Your faith was well placed, Pilgrim!" just doesn't fit in with the island.

Maybe something like several battle's worth of knowledge rush into y... Expand 101 characters


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Petition ID 621: Bandolier still overweight after using item that took it overweight
Submitted Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:45:33 UTC by


My bandolier was 4.4kg with the improbability bomb, using it should have taken it down to 2.9kg
~ ~ ~ Fight ~ ~ ~
K.O.
Contestant Corporal Clegg
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Fanboy
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Fanboy
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Fanboy
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Fanboy
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Fanboy
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Fanboy
You have encountered Fanboy which lunges at you with poorly-writte... Expand 2940 characters


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Petition ID 637: Complete Room Still On Job List!
Submitted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 06:19:09 UTC by Ultimate Bastard Szara Kryik

As it says on the tin, in my Untitled Place (Soon to be Strange Place once that Deco job is done), 1W of Kitt, I have a room that I 'built', but it stays in the list of jobs. 0 Stone 0 Wood 0 Deco rounds required, and just a blank spot where the add stone/wood links would normally be.

It's Job ... Expand 293 characters


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Petition ID 643: Outdated flavour text: Ferryman refers to "Disgrace", not "Failboat
Submitted Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:12:34 UTC by Buddleia

Flavour text copypasta:
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Something Improbable!
The Requisition tokens echo loudly as they fall into the cup. The ferryman reaches out to a long pole. Bony fingers grasp the pole and drive it deep into the water. The ferry pushes off across the river.

About... Expand 1407 characters


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Petition ID 655: New Medals
Submitted Sun, 08 Apr 2012 16:00:31 UTC by Robo- Rosalind

When mouseovering on a medal with a picture of a cigarette the text reads 'Pinata Punisher'. I checked a few different bios, it seems to be universal. Not sure if the image is with the wrong mouseover or vice versa. Incidentally, all the new medals look great! -Rose

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Petition ID 666: Stuck in a fight
Submitted Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:08:10 UTC by

Well, it happened a few times just prior to this, but now I'm completely stuck -- it seems to be a connection problem between me and you... basically, I am currently clicking on my next target on This Guy, and I'm getting the XP version of the Rainbow Circle of Doom -- always connecting, never gett... Expand 192 characters


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Petition ID 669: After a brief respite, stuck in fight again...
Submitted Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:08:56 UTC by

Me again, stuck fighting Blonde Heiress this time... was very excited to get out of my fight with This Guy after you intervened, and everything went swimmingly for a few minutes of poking around... Went into The Jungle from Kittania, sought Big Trouble, found Blonde Heiress...

url is http://w... Expand 867 characters


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Petition ID 688: Blank Room
Submitted Sat, 28 Apr 2012 06:52:06 UTC by Gothic Ryushi

What: I created a room, edited the description and saved. However as sh- er... crappy as my router is, it disconnected me and left a hole in my room list when i reconnected it. I can't even click on it to get rid of it... or fix it.
How: Well, disconnect when you save a room i guess...
Where: ... Expand 528 characters


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Petition ID 689: I think that there's something screwy with the scrapyard prices.
Submitted Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:48:25 UTC by Improbable General Alexander Quandle

The scrapyard prices seem to be a bit erratic. I thought that something strange was going on, but it's hard to tell as they obviously change anyway, and I don't go in all that often.

So today I went in twice and kept a record of some prices. Here's the results.

(Earlier: Sell/Buy)(Now: Sell/bu... Expand 444 characters


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Petition ID 696: classic skins screwed up
Submitted Sat, 05 May 2012 13:25:38 UTC by

What/How/Where: When I acces the game's URL, the background is so dark all text is illegible. This appears to be the case for al default skins, the other skins appear to be working. When: Since 05 may 14:24 GMT

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Petition ID 706: Monster meat, level 9, Conglomeration of Probable Creatures
Submitted Sat, 12 May 2012 11:11:15 UTC by Robo- Rosalind

What: CPC gives 20 crap meat, but the win text reads, "The various uninjured creatures back away, then disappear in a brilliant flash." How: How do they give invisible flash meat? Where: Jungle When: Forever?

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Petition ID 707: Monster meat, level 9, Anthropomorphized Circular Saw Philosopher
Submitted Sat, 12 May 2012 11:21:41 UTC by Robo- Rosalind

WHAT: I'm pretty sure all signs point to this monster being an item, a circular saw, but it gives various types of meat. I know the title suggests it's a human, but nothing else about the monster does.

HOW: You can clean its carcass.

WHERE: Jungling.

WHEN: Since it was meated?

Query: Do ... Expand 87 characters


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Petition ID 724: No encounters when traveling
Submitted Sat, 19 May 2012 21:03:59 UTC by

WHAT: I seem to have discovered an exploit from Rohit Part 2 (Taking him to the Museum). It might be coded that during the event, you don't meet any creatures. However, even after delivering him to the museum, travelling still yields a 0% encounter rate.
HOW: This issue manifested after I delivered... Expand 338 characters


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Petition ID 733: Sheila is not letting me sell my panties...
Submitted Wed, 23 May 2012 16:30:21 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

WHAT: I purchased a pair of frilly panties from Sheila, and when I went to sell them I got the message that she figured it would be too painful to part with them, so I could not sell them. After buying a helmet, I was then able to sell the panties without any issues. And through this can happen if... Expand 662 characters


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Petition ID 735: Creator Bundle Items cannot be put in Bandolier
Submitted Wed, 23 May 2012 23:40:15 UTC by Ashielf

Any of my standard eBoy's items (OSTs, Monster Repellent Sprays) that I got from the Creator Bundle cannot be places into my bandolier once transferred to my backpack from the Lodge Bag.
Such items that you get from other Lodge bundles, builders boxes, eBoy's specials and whatnot, transfer strait... Expand 208 characters


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Petition ID 743: Typo - Seven Filthy Thieving Midgets victory message
Submitted Sat, 26 May 2012 16:44:04 UTC by die fledermaus

The victory message contains the adjective 'unconcious', this should be 'unconscious'.

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Petition ID 752: Italics don't seem to work in special comments.
Submitted Thu, 31 May 2012 22:13:54 UTC by Cantankerous Biggs

Title says it all really.

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Petition ID 765: Sheila will not let me sell my Panties back!
Submitted Fri, 08 Jun 2012 02:32:35 UTC by ...The TitansxBane... Jakell

What: I am trying to sell a pair of Frilly Pink Panties (no charm or favor enhancements, as far as I know), but Sheila will not let me! This has happened once before to me, and I cannot figure out why on my own.
It might help to know that I was only equipping the Sungun and the panties at the time... Expand 1595 characters


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Petition ID 769: Typo in the rap scallions description
Submitted Sun, 10 Jun 2012 18:01:31 UTC by die fledermaus

orifaces -> orifices. Unless that was a deliberate pun or play on words. In which case I shall just look over the tops of my glasses at you and tut.

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Petition ID 771: Typo in monster description: Reginald, Your Paper Boy (level 1)
Submitted Mon, 11 Jun 2012 01:40:16 UTC by Buddleia

First sentence has "a a" instead of "a" for when you notice a thing.

Level 1
Reginald, Your Paper Boy

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Petition ID 779: badnav
Submitted Thu, 14 Jun 2012 17:06:08 UTC by Contestant Dirty Chitsa

ok i used a saved day to get off the failboat and got a "badnav". here's what it said: BADNAV REPORT Attempted redirect: "village.php" Sanitized attempted redirect: "village.php" Redirect reason: "Player is not dead!" hope this is all you need...forgive me i'm new!

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Petition ID 783: Recent bug (ie the one that was literally just fixed)
Submitted Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:59:52 UTC by CTO Arthur Dent

In regards to the stamina meter not showing up, distractions mysteriously disappearing and reappearing, etc., the following is all I was able to get a screenshot of: http://puu.sh/B8pb I don't know if this will help at all, but it's all I have.

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