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Some improvements!
Admin CavemanJoe2016-05-21 15:02:15
Hey, all! It's been a month of OMFG BABY IS COMING and I've been kinda up to here with that, but our beloved Sessine has been coding up some improvements for us!

You can now view a monster's description after you've beaten it! You can also view the description while rating it! AND, there's a special new Hunter's Lodge item called the Monster Diary, which lets you view the descriptions of any monster you've rated!

Improbable Island's headquarters will be moving in the coming weeks, so new things might be a bit sparse. And by "headquarters" I mean "my desk, which is going upstairs because that's where the crib's going."

Have fun!


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 62)
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DK Blitz Solebarr has defeated his master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 18 days!!
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DK Blitz Solebarr was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Mint has been defeated in the wild by Poultrygeist.
Victoria Badcrumble, an ancient schoolteacher with pendulous breasts and a pinched mouth, looks up from a pile of ungraded spelling tests as Improbable Island comes back from commercial. " Mint!" she exclaims. "Wretched little snot, I always knew she'd come to no good."
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Corokossa has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Ruth Rickles has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 178 days!!
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Ruth Rickles has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 178 days!!
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Ruth Rickles was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Civilian johnb has challenged their master, Anne Bassett and lost!
Two children play in front of the telly as Improbable Island goes to commercial. "You be Civilian johnb and I'll be the Anne Bassett," the older one declares. The younger screws up his face. "Mooom," he calls, nasal, "Paul's making me be stupid Civilian johnb
again and I always have to be Civilian johnb!"
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Lance Corporal Elith has defeated her master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 13 days!!
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Lance Corporal Elith has defeated her master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 13 days!!
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Lance Corporal Elith was hunted down by their master, Devvo, for being truant.
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Civilian johnb has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 10 days!!
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Civilian johnb was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Gargy has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 22 days!!
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Corokossa has been defeated in the wild by Hippopotamus.
"Duuuude," a university student remarks, folded crosslegged on the couch. She sighs smoke. "If I had... an effin'... Baseball Bat, I would totally like... rend righteous Hippopotamus arse. I should be on this show."
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Illusionist Sparky has defeated her master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 40 days!!
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Illusionist Sparky was hunted down by their master, Anne Bassett, for being truant.
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Ruth Rickles has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Ruth Rickles has been defeated in the jungle by Unicycle Entertainer.
A Unicycle Entertainer lingers close to an unconscious Ruth Rickles, poking her repeatedly in the cheek with its three chainsaws.
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Contestant rinsujo has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 26 days!!
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Contestant rinsujo has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 26 days!!
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Contestant rinsujo was hunted down by their master, Vitoleone, for being truant.
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Chancellor Badass Washington has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Ezra has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 46 days!!
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Ezra has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 46 days!!
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Ezra was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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Ezra has challenged their master, Clairvius and lost!
A Mutant crouched over her campfire yelps and reels backward as a Clairvius bursts from the underbrush. The Clairvius snarls and shakes Ezra from side to side by his Nudity before it explodes in a shower of batteries. The Mutant screams. Ezra groans.
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Ezra was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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DK Blitz Solebarr has defeated his master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 15 days!!
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DK Blitz Solebarr was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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Chancellor Badass Washington has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Twilight has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Twilight has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Evolution's Greatest Failure.
Failors drag Twilight along as her head bounces off of a series of small, brightly colored rocks. "This one again?" "Reckon she misses yer smilin' mug, Jervis."
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Ruth Rickles has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Twilight has been defeated in the wild by London Omnibus.
"The thing about failure" says The Watcher thoughtfully, "is that it happens to you when you least expect it. Or all the time, whatever."
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Ruth Rickles has been defeated in the jungle by Savage Blonde Heiress.
Tomorrow's Enquirer headline reads LOCAL MONSTER IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER ASSAULT BY RAMPAGING CONTESTANT: Network Officials advise Savage Blonde Heiresss to be on the look-out for Ruth Rickles, full story on B12.
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Citizen Slow Man has defeated his master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 7 days!!
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Citizen Slow Man was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Citizen Slow Man has challenged their master, Kouska and lost!
A troop of baby Kouskas gambol and frolic around Citizen Slow Man's partially eviscerated body. Unhappily for him, he is still quite conscious. "This is just brilliant," he groans through hazy pain and excited chirrups. "Effin' brilliant."
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Citizen Slow Man was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Twilight has defeated her master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 16 days!!
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Nana Chou has been defeated in the wild by Squat from the Train Station.
A blogger watching the show at home chortles, clicking his pen to take notes. " Nana Chou," he dictates, "rising star of Season Two, brought to her knees by free ticket..."
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Returning Contestant Gryph has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Torn WindRapier has challenged their master, Emma Blackman and lost!
Corporal Punishment leans over Torn WindRapier. Tendons in his neck positively bulge as he shouts. "On your FEET, conTEStant, one mustn't be DAUNTED by an EMPTIED HEALTH GAUGE -- it could be much WORSE, you could forced to RESUME the GAME from LEVEL ONE, not unlike playing the role of a PLUMBER without adequate SAVE CREDITS in a certain CLASSIC VIDEO GAME!"
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Torn WindRapier was hunted down by their master, Emma Blackman, for being truant.
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Returning Contestant Gryph has been gone for a while, and those who have looked for him do not come back.
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Nana Chou has defeated her master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 35 days!!
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Zila has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
Corporal Punishment bellows, "And this is a SUPERLATIVE example of the ABSOLUTE WORST WAY to make the AC-QUAIN-TANCE of a Tom Carney!" He gestures to a picture of Zila tumbled miserably on the ground. "Next SLIDE!"
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Zila was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Ezra has defeated his master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 43 days!!
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