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A new thing! And another new thing!
Admin CavemanJoe2016-04-13 19:07:14
Hey folks! While I was working on Kittania's map I noticed it was a little bare, so I added a thing to Kittania. And that thing got more complex than I thought it would, and spread to AceHigh as well. Check out the Wizard's Sleeve and the Mineral Appraisal Hut!

Wanna know what else is new?

THIS IS NEW.



YEAH THAT'S A BABY. THAT'S A BABY GROWING IN EMILY. OMFG.

So we'll probably have some kinda fundraiser thing going on at some point soon so we don't starve, but for now I just wanted to OMFG TELL Y'ALL ABOUT THIS BABY I'M GONNA BE A DAD OAHUTNSOEATNDUEOAHTNSUEO (which is what you get when you flail about and mash the home row on a Dvorak keyboard). We're due in the middle of July.

I assure you she does in fact have two arms, it's just that one is pointing towards the ultrasound source as if to say "HEY YOU QUIT JOSTLING ME" so you can kinda see through it. Isn't that an adorable humerus!

Have fun!

~CMJ

News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 71)
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Al-Hala has challenged their master, Clairvius and lost!
"In my esteemed OPINION, certain SHRINKING DAISIES should return to NEWHOME for a REFRESHER COURSE if they find their good self UNDULY TAXED by a MERE Clairvius," Corporal Punishment roars, spittle flying.
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Al-Hala was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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Allen has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Al-Hala has challenged their master, Clairvius and lost!
A Joker cradling a cup of cocoa watches Al-Hala stagger by on the FailBoat, mumbling to himself about circles of stones. The Joker smiles. "Watch this," he says and ambles nearer. "Oi, Al-Hala --" "Mm?" "Something Improbable!
" Al-Hala shrieks and stumbles backward. The Joker chortles as a nearby Robot wonders, "But how'd you do that with your voice?"
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Al-Hala was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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Babel has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 29 days!!
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Babel was hunted down by their master, Will Thompson, for being truant.
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Spondulix has earned the title Someone had better buy a custom title for for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 303 times!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Civilian Garkle has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 12 days!!
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Forever Dolbrian has been defeated in the wild by Angry Squat.
"In my esteemed OPINION, certain SHRINKING DAISIES should return to NEWHOME for a REFRESHER COURSE if they find their good self UNDULY TAXED by a MERE Angry Squat," Corporal Punishment roars, spittle flying.
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Forever Dolbrian has been defeated in the wild by Flying Hipster Pig.
A Flying Hipster Pig lingers close to an unconscious Forever Dolbrian, poking him repeatedly in the cheek with its irrational self-dissatisfaction.
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Forever Dolbrian has been defeated in the wild by Reginald, Your Paper Boy.
Two KittyMorphs stand over Forever Dolbrian's bloody, recently nibbled body. "Good thing we're vegetarians," one remarks. The other nods fervently. "Mmhm," he says, drawing his frying pan from his backpack.
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Civilian Garkle has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 12 days!!
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Forever Dolbrian has been defeated in the wild by Garden Gnome Army.
A Garden Gnome Army merrily skips rope on Forever Dolbrian's bloodied chest before fleeing as another contestant approaches.
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Qwertpop has been defeated in the jungle by Fire Truck Full of Fire Ants.
Two Retraining Officers unceremoniously heft Qwertpop into the FailBoat, then chuck his Spork after him. It thops off of his head and slides to the deck. "Man, that's the third time today!" "I know, right? It's like She wants 'em to drop out there. More work for us..."
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 3 days!!
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Civilian Garkle has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 12 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 3 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 3 days!!
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Allen has been defeated in the wild by Malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter.
A Failor hoots and jeers as Allen passes by. "Oi darlin'! Oi! Lookit me, I'm th'mighty Allen
, got me arse handed to me by a Malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter!" He fixes him with a shit-eating grin. Allen stares coldly before stalking off.
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Major General Hymmnos has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
"Now, Nudity is a real powerhouse for a contestant of your calibre," Sheila says to a customer. "Beautiful protection. You'll --" "Uh, 'scuse me," the contestant interrupts, "but didn't Major General Hymmnos have one of these?" "Yes... why do you ask?" "Oh, nothing, just. Just, you know." The contestant lapses into awkward mumbling about Tom Carneys and death, death and Tom Carneys.
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Allen has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Major General Hymmnos was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Brigadier Daz has challenged their master, Felicia and lost!
Hundreds of fluttering National Geographics cluster around the mangled body of Brigadier Daz in a peaceful jungle clearing.
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Sergeant Crystos has defeated her master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 8 days!!
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Brigadier Daz was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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Sergeant Crystos was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 3 days!!
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Spec has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 37 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 3 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 3 days!!
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Sir Fluffster has been defeated in the jungle by Zombie Puppy.
Sir Fluffster coughs as he picks bits of broken Frilly Pink Panties from a puncture wound. A camera zooms in for a testimonial. Sir Fluffster curls his lip and sardonically obliges, "Yeah, uh, that... that could've gone a lot better. Than it did. Just now. That epic defeat I just took part in." Sir Fluffster sighs and shakes his head. "...yeah. Not a good day."
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Moordoc has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
Corporal Punishment leans over Moordoc. Tendons in his neck positively bulge as he shouts. "On your FEET, conTEStant, one mustn't be DAUNTED by an EMPTIED HEALTH GAUGE -- it could be much WORSE, you could forced to RESUME the GAME from LEVEL ONE, not unlike playing the role of a PLUMBER without adequate SAVE CREDITS in a certain CLASSIC VIDEO GAME!"
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Wily Quixote Hawkeye Hanlon has been defeated in the jungle by Hollow Chocolate Bunny.
Wily Quixote Hawkeye Hanlon stares at his hand as a Hollow Chocolate Bunny playfully bats it around. First it's a vinyl record, then it's a serving of saag paneer, then a telegraph, then it's Wily Quixote Hawkeye Hanlon's disembodied hand again, with struggling mice for fingernails. "I- I need that back..."
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Coffee Grindr Csodas has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 3 days!!
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Coffee Grindr Csodas has been defeated in the jungle by Hollow Chocolate Bunny.
"Tum-titi-tum, coconuts," a Joker sings as she judges the size, shape, and heft of Coffee Grindr Csodas's skull. She'd like to go bowling tonight! Coffee Grindr Csodas whimpers faintly as his eyes roll back in his head.
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 3 days!!
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Sergeant Alma has challenged their master, Emma Blackman and lost!
A Emma Blackman lingers close to an unconscious Sergeant Alma, poking her repeatedly in the cheek with its riot hammer.
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Allen has defeated his master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 5 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 3 days!!
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Sergeant Alma has defeated her master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 10 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Spondulix has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 3 days!!
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Sir Fluffster has been defeated in the jungle by Mathematician.
"Pfft," says The Watcher. "Is nobody equipped to take out that damned Improbability Drive?"
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Mouse Jez has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Mouse Jez has been defeated in the jungle by The Walrus.
Two Retraining Officers tote Mouse Jez along by her wrists and ankles. "I figger Maiko needs new demo meat, yeah?" one asks. The other grins and lets go of one of Mouse Jez's arms to mime a captive bolt gun being fired. "Ka-CHONGK! Hurr hurr hurr hurr."
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Sir Fluffster has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Ghost Aeroplane.
A Joker cradling a cup of cocoa watches Sir Fluffster stagger by on the FailBoat, mumbling to himself about circles of stones. The Joker smiles. "Watch this," he says and ambles nearer. "Oi, Sir Fluffster --" "Mm?" "Something Improbable!
" Sir Fluffster shrieks and stumbles backward. The Joker chortles as a nearby Robot wonders, "But how'd you do that with your voice?"
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Sir Fluffster has been defeated in the jungle by Crazed Tech Support Rep.
Hundreds of fluttering National Geographics cluster around the mangled body of Sir Fluffster in a peaceful jungle clearing.
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Coffee Grindr Csodas has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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