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Babies and Badnavs and lists, oh my
Admin CavemanJoe2016-08-21 22:27:57
Hey, all! I tracked down a long-standing bug that was hiding good and proper, and exterminated it. Timeout-related badnavs should, in theory, now be a thing of the past.

Also, the Contestants List has been completely rewritten from scratch to make it more awesome!

Also, since you've been asking:


Have fun!

~CMJ


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 75)
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Major Masato has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 3 days!!
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Major Masato was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Major Masato has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 3 days!!
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Major Masato was hunted down by their master, Effie, for being truant.
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Contestant Breezy has defeated her master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 29 days!!
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Contestant Breezy has defeated her master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 28 days!!
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Contestant Breezy was hunted down by their master, Will Thompson, for being truant.
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Major Masato has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 3 days!!
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Major Masato was hunted down by their master, Devvo, for being truant.
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Major Masato has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 3 days!!
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Major Masato was hunted down by their master, Vitoleone, for being truant.
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Contestant Rat has defeated his master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 3 days!!
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Basidium Kolja has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
Basidium Kolja sprawls unconscious on his back -- eyes shut, cheeks and forehead glistening, and jaw just slightly slack. Two Squats stand very close, rolling phlegm in their throats before they spit. There's a moist plop and one Squat tosses up his stubby arms. "Fookin' told yer, dint I!" Basidium Kolja grimaces and swallows reflexively. Both Squats jeer gleefully.
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Basidium Kolja was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Derick has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 29 days!!
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Contestant Alicia came home from the Jungle, a bit less the woman than she was before.
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Colonel P Interest has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 17 days!!
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Issy the Valliant has defeated her master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 19 days!!
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Contestant Alicia has defeated her master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 16 days!!
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Civilian Arisa has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 4 days!!
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Civilian Arisa was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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Major Masato has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 3 days!!
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Major Masato was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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Civilian Arisa has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 2 days!!
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Civilian Arisa was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Solebarr has earned the title Someone had better buy a custom title for for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 183 times!
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Storm King Solebarr has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Derick has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 28 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Storm King Solebarr has been slain while travelling by Titan.
A Mutant hurries after Storm King Solebarr on the FailBoat, reading fast from a tatty journal. "Honeyed Storm King Solebarr, ten thousand maggots I would but pluck from thine festering wounds, each a wormy fragment of my timeless ardor for thee, my putrefied love, my mouldering failure --"
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Panther has been defeated in the jungle by Jealous Spork and Panties.
Failors drag Panther along as his head bounces off of a series of small, brightly colored rocks. "This one again?" "Reckon he misses yer smilin' mug, Jervis."
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Storm King Solebarr has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 45 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr was hunted down by their master, Anne Bassett, for being truant.
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Storm King Solebarr has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 45 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Storm King Solebarr has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 45 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr was hunted down by their master, Effie, for being truant.
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Contestant vengefulcheese has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Zutach has challenged their master, Emma Blackman and lost!
Two children play in front of the telly as Improbable Island goes to commercial. "You be Zutach and I'll be the Emma Blackman," the older one declares. The younger screws up his face. "Mooom," he calls, nasal, "Paul's making me be stupid Zutach
again and I always have to be Zutach!"
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Contestant vengefulcheese has been defeated in the jungle by Mad Scrabble Player.
Contestant vengefulcheese whoops, punchdrunk, as she staggers out of an impact crater. "No!" she shouts after a retreating Mad Scrabble Player, "that was effin ace! Bloody brilliant! Come back, I want you to hit me in the face again with your pedantic mania, I LIKED IT! Needle-licker!"
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Contestant vengefulcheese has defeated her master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 12 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 44 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 44 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 44 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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Storm King Solebarr has defeated his master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 44 days!!
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Storm King Solebarr was hunted down by their master, Emma Blackman, for being truant.
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Storm King Solebarr has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Storm King Solebarr encountered strange powers in the jungle, and was not seen again.
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Contestant Mar has been defeated in the jungle by Malevolent Miniature Improbability Drive.
"For tit's sake, it was just some Malevolent Miniature Improbability Drive," Contestant Mar snarls as she is apprehended by Retraining Officers.
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