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New moderators!
Admin CavemanJoe2014-07-22 03:32:54
Folks, please welcome Tinkerbinker, Carlynne, Mango and Escemfer to the moderation team!

That's right, four new mods all at once! That's because the Island is HUGE now. We've hand-picked these new moderators because they're all awesome. Also, we've got a new(ish) Moderation Policies page on the Wiki of Lies - because having more players means more mods is a good idea, and having more mods means that a moderation policy written down somewhere is a good idea, so that everything's consistent and awesome.

Have fun!

-CMJ


News since the last new Game Day
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Ched has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Uranium Man.
Two Retraining Officers unceremoniously heft Ched into the FailBoat, then chuck his Screwdriver after him. It thops off of his head and slides to the deck. "Man, that's the third time today!" "I know, right? It's like She wants 'em to drop out there. More work for us..."
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Starcat has been defeated in the jungle by David Attenborough.
Starcat peeks from behind her fingers as a David Attenborough viciously shakes her Leather Trenchcoat. "That's.. that's new -- no! No, don't do --" The David Attenborough drops the Leather Trenchcoat and snatches for Starcat's Prosthetic Leg. There's an audible crunch as the Prosthetic Leg disappears into the David Attenborough's Improbable maw. "That," she says, slumping.
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Ched has been defeated in the jungle by Whining Old-School Gamer.
Two Retraining Officers tote Ched along by his wrists and ankles. "I figger Maiko needs new demo meat, yeah?" one asks. The other grins and lets go of one of Ched's arms to mime a captive bolt gun being fired. "Ka-CHONGK! Hurr hurr hurr hurr."
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Private Draeyoc has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 9 days!!
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Mavortius has defeated his master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 7 days!!
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Mavortius has defeated his master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 7 days!!
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Mavortius was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Ched has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Ched has been defeated in the jungle by Death or Cake Man.
A Death or Cake Man holds up a carved piece of wood by Ched's head. "Would it look better on oak, do you think? Or cherry?"
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Corporal Bobertina has defeated her master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 20 days!!
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Corporal Bobertina has defeated her master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 20 days!!
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Corporal Bobertina was hunted down by their master, Devvo, for being truant.
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Starcat has been defeated in the jungle by Rude Duplicate Creature.
Starcat peeks from behind her fingers as a Rude Duplicate Creature viciously shakes her Leather Trenchcoat. "That's.. that's new -- no! No, don't do --" The Rude Duplicate Creature drops the Leather Trenchcoat and snatches for Starcat's Prosthetic Leg. There's an audible crunch as the Prosthetic Leg disappears into the Rude Duplicate Creature's Improbable maw. "That," she says, slumping.
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Pleased as PUNCH itchysuit has been defeated in the wild by Militant Pacifist.
A band of Midgets go scuttling by with Pleased as PUNCH itchysuit's limp body held inches above their tiny, dandruff-riddled heads.
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Starcat has been defeated in the wild by Outdated Globe.
"For tit's sake, it was just some Outdated Globe," Starcat snarls as she is apprehended by Retraining Officers.
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Alex the Lion was unmade by the gods.
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Lucas Lurk was unmade by the gods.
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Arwelyn was unmade by the gods.
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Jester Silas has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
Two Retraining Officers unceremoniously heft Jester Silas into the FailBoat, then chuck his Fists after him. It thops off of his head and slides to the deck. "Man, that's the third time today!" "I know, right? It's like She wants 'em to drop out there. More work for us..."
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Thale Mime was unmade by the gods.
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Jester Silas was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Goo Bloo was unmade by the gods.
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Hardy Hood was unmade by the gods.
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