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CMJ is a father!
Carpe Diem, says Sessine2016-07-28 17:33:35
Like all new fathers, Dan is very properly paying all his attention to his wife Emily and his amazing new daughter, Minerva. He has given me permission to let you know the good news:

"4.2 kilos, 55cm, 2016-07-28 02:38 UTC. Local time was 2016-07-27 22:38 EST. Kid'll have two birthdays, one for us and one for the English family. :)"

I've seen pics. She is a little sweetie, sleeping so peacefully on her mother's shoulder. What will she grow up to be? As with any new baby, there's a sense of wonder, of new beginnings, of infinite potential. I know that she will have a ton of Islanders wishing her the very best in life.

Welcome to the world, Minerva Hall!


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 66)
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Civilian TMLutas has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Fire Truck Full of Fire Ants.
A Mutant perches on the railing of the FailBoat with a tattered journal. "O Civilian TMLutas! Coruscating light of my iridescent loins, thy every defeat sends a shiver unto me with the variegated sheen of limpid petrol..."
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Civilian TMLutas has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by A Short Creature Description.
"Look at the way that silly contestant handles his Crossbow," laughs The Watcher. "I've seen milkmen fight better than that!"
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Clara has been defeated in the jungle by Paper Tiger.
A Mutant perches on the railing of the FailBoat with a tattered journal. "O Clara! Coruscating light of my iridescent loins, thy every defeat sends a shiver unto me with the variegated sheen of limpid petrol..."
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Droid has been defeated in the jungle by Mouldywarp.
"Wow," says The Watcher. "I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about his Nudity."
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Valentine has earned the title Contestant for having defeated the Improbability Drive 1 time!
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Valentine has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Civilian TMLutas has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Paper Tiger.
"Yikes" says The Watcher. "That papercuts really did a number on poor Civilian TMLutas."
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Civilian TMLutas has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Health and Safety Inspector.
Civilian TMLutas stares at his hand as a Health and Safety Inspector playfully bats it around. First it's a vinyl record, then it's a serving of saag paneer, then a telegraph, then it's Civilian TMLutas's disembodied hand again, with struggling mice for fingernails. "I- I need that back..."
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Civilian TMLutas has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Anti-Busker.
A Anti-Busker merrily skips rope on Civilian TMLutas's bloodied chest before fleeing as another contestant approaches.
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Civilian TMLutas has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Uranium Man.
Hundreds of fluttering National Geographics cluster around the mangled body of Civilian TMLutas in a peaceful jungle clearing.
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Civilian TMLutas has been defeated in the jungle by Deadly Mephistopheles, Duck of Hell.
A troop of baby Deadly Mephistopheles, Duck of Hells gambol and frolic around Civilian TMLutas's partially eviscerated body. Unhappily for him, he is still quite conscious. "This is just brilliant," he groans through hazy pain and excited chirrups. "Effin' brilliant."
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Notable Badass Clauss Kaizer has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 45 days!!
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Notable Badass Clauss Kaizer was hunted down by their master, Anne Bassett, for being truant.
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Civilian TMLutas has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 157 days!!
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Contender Bliss has defeated her master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 4 days!!
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Contestant ZoomBaby has challenged their master, Reventlov and lost!
"I could've been a d- doctor, I could've had a family, I could've dr- dr- driven cabs or sold b- books," Contestant ZoomBaby mumbles as he hunches into himself. "C- c- carry around a Chainsaw instead..."
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Contestant ZoomBaby was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Contestant ZoomBaby has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 15 days!!
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Contestant ZoomBaby was hunted down by their master, Effie, for being truant.
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Droid has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
"Cor, Trev, you think that's real?" A Tom Carney sends Droid's Fists flying. The camera zooms in on his well, shit expression. "It's effects. They all die, they all come back. Look. Bastard can't even act." The Tom Carney drags Droid out of the frame by his ankle as he screams. Trev takes a doubtful sip of lager. "Dunno, man. Dunno."
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Contender Bliss has defeated her master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 4 days!!
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Valentine has defeated her master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 171 days!!
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Valentine has defeated her master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 171 days!!
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Valentine was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Citizen James Chase has been defeated in the jungle by Dangerous Frankensteinian Abomination.
Citizen James Chase lands on his arse on the FailBoat. Picking hisself up, he proceeds deliberately and calmly to the railing, where he takes a deep breath. "GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER!" he screams before turning away. Nearby contestants shrink back.
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Citizen James Chase has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 30 days!!
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Citizen James Chase has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 30 days!!
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Citizen James Chase was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Mylen has defeated her master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 23 days!!
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Mylen was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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Notable Badass Clauss Kaizer has challenged their master, Anne Bassett and lost!
"Look at the way that silly contestant handles his Rusty Chainsaw," laughs The Watcher. "I've seen milkmen fight better than that!"
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Notable Badass Clauss Kaizer was hunted down by their master, Anne Bassett, for being truant.
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Shades Lady has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Shades Lady has been defeated in the jungle by Trouble.
"Cor, Trev, you think that's real?" A Trouble sends Shades Lady's Butter Knife flying. The camera zooms in on her well, shit expression. "It's effects. They all die, they all come back. Look. Bastard can't even act." The Trouble drags Shades Lady out of the frame by her ankle as she screams. Trev takes a doubtful sip of lager. "Dunno, man. Dunno."
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Mylen has defeated her master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 23 days!!
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Mylen was hunted down by their master, Emma Blackman, for being truant.
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Mylen has defeated her master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 23 days!!
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Mylen was hunted down by their master, Will Thompson, for being truant.
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Mylen has defeated her master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 23 days!!
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Mylen was hunted down by their master, ADDIE, for being truant.
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Contestant Clarisse azuK has challenged their master, Anne Bassett and lost!
A troop of baby Anne Bassetts gambol and frolic around Contestant Clarisse azuK's partially eviscerated body. Unhappily for her, she is still quite conscious. "This is just brilliant," she groans through hazy pain and excited chirrups. "Effin' brilliant."
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Contestant Clarisse azuK was hunted down by their master, Anne Bassett, for being truant.
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DireRaven has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by A G-nother G-nu.
A Mutant sits with DireRaven on the FailBoat. He gazes at him for inspiration, then writes, reading aloud, "The lurid wash of unexpected defeat tenderly caresses my sphincter with the gnarled monkey's paw of... no, I suppose that doesn't scan, does it."
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DireRaven has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by A G-nother G-nu.
"Tum-titi-tum, coconuts," a Joker sings as she judges the size, shape, and heft of DireRaven's skull. She'd like to go bowling tonight! DireRaven whimpers faintly as his eyes roll back in his head.
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DireRaven has been slain while travelling by Titan.
"The next time I find a Titan, do you know what I'm going to do to it?" DireRaven raves as he is dragged into a FailBoat-bound rowboat. "I'm going to stuff it full of Improbability Bombs and beat it to death with its own goddamn Stinging Limpets!"
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Safe and Sound Vinx has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Contestant Clarisse azuK has challenged their master, Anne Bassett and lost!
A Mutant perches on the railing of the FailBoat with a tattered journal. "O Contestant Clarisse azuK! Coruscating light of my iridescent loins, thy every defeat sends a shiver unto me with the variegated sheen of limpid petrol..."
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Safe and Sound Vinx has been defeated in the wild by Frosty the Hitman.
"I paid how much for my Invisisuit?" Safe and Sound Vinx groans as a squadron of hand vacuums pass by overhead, flying in fight formation.
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Contestant Clarisse azuK was hunted down by their master, Anne Bassett, for being truant.
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Contestant Clarisse azuK has challenged their master, Anne Bassett and lost!
"Wow," says The Watcher. "I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about her Cotton Pyjamas."
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