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Ads are gone, new Monthly Memento
Admin CavemanJoe2015-02-01 20:18:51
Hey, folks! The opt-in ads were making like ten bucks a month, so I just disabled them. We're now, once again, entirely ad-free.

So now might be a good time to talk about the Monthly Memento? Sure. When you donate five bucks or more, you get the Monthly Memento in addition to the Supporter Points you always get. This month, it's A Snow.

It's A Snow because I couldn't think of anything for February that wasn't Valentine's-related, so I looked out of my window for inspiration, and that was all I saw. Snow. Snow, far and wide, cold and white and deep, and I'm stuck inside and cannot wait for spring. So, you get A Snow.

A Snow allows you to save your five best Meats from the harsh jungle climate, so they won't crawl away from you on a bed of maggots each morning.

Happy Snowing, and have fun!

-CMJ


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 228)
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FireKitty has been defeated in the jungle by Grammar Police.
Failors drag FireKitty along as her head bounces off of a series of small, brightly colored rocks. "This one again?" "Reckon she misses yer smilin' mug, Jervis."
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Returning Contestant Stormaggedon has been defeated in the jungle by Capitalism.
"Now, Chainmail Vest is a real powerhouse for a contestant of your calibre," Sheila says to a customer. "Beautiful protection. You'll --" "Uh, 'scuse me," the contestant interrupts, "but didn't Returning Contestant Stormaggedon have one of these?" "Yes... why do you ask?" "Oh, nothing, just. Just, you know." The contestant lapses into awkward mumbling about Capitalisms and death, death and Capitalisms.
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Francis Locke has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Francis Locke has been defeated in the jungle by Midget from the Train Station.
Dan turns away from a manky salvaged radio in the Prancing SpiderKitty. He nods authoritatively. "Right, you lot, whoever had a tenner on Francis Locke, pay up."
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees has defeated his master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 7 days!!
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Contestant Little Wolf has defeated her master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 81 days!!
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees has defeated his master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 6 days!!
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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FireKitty encountered strange powers in the jungle, and was not seen again.
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Contestant Gabriel the wingless has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Contestant Gabriel the wingless has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Bear Strapped to the Back of Another Bear.
"Now," Contestant Gabriel the wingless seethes, "when I bought my Chainsaw, I could've sworn that Sheila said it was going to help in the Jungle..."
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Contestant Gabriel the wingless has been defeated in the jungle by Malignant Ultraviolent Catastrophe.
A Mutant crouched over her campfire yelps and reels backward as a Malignant Ultraviolent Catastrophe bursts from the underbrush. The Malignant Ultraviolent Catastrophe snarls and shakes Contestant Gabriel the wingless from side to side by his Kevlar-Armoured Biker Gear before it explodes in a shower of batteries. The Mutant screams. Contestant Gabriel the wingless groans.
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Corrupt Evil Overlord Eggbert and The Fox were joined today, in joyous matrimony.
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First Sergeant Corinne has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Contestant Trapped In A Large Fish.
First Sergeant Corinne claws desperately toward her Devastator 9000. "S- so much death," she breathes, bleeding marmalade.
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Returning Contestant Stormaggedon has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Returning Contestant Stormaggedon has been defeated in the jungle by Crunchanthemum.
Corporal Punishment bellows, "And this is a SUPERLATIVE example of the ABSOLUTE WORST WAY to make the AC-QUAIN-TANCE of a Crunchanthemum!" He gestures to a picture of Returning Contestant Stormaggedon tumbled miserably on the ground. "Next SLIDE!"
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees has sealed the Surly Windmill of Historical Inaccuracies into another plane of existence, freeing our world from its terrible immortal evil!
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Point Blanc Corona has been defeated in the jungle by Malignant Extremely Localized Earthquake.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" Point Blanc Corona chants, clonking her head against the deck of the FailBoat.
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ShiftedBeef has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 27 days!!
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Contestant Gabriel the wingless has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 7 days!!
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The semiconscious body of First Sergeant Corinne was found naked, drooling and gibbering in an empty clearing.
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees has defeated his master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 6 days!!
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Contestant Heth has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 30 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Sharai has defeated her master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 5 days!!
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Sharai has defeated her master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 5 days!!
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The broken, whimpering body of Dragon Slayer Mistofelees was found partially submerged by the rocks under a waterfall.
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The Fox has been defeated in the wild by Panthzer.
"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to FAIL!" giggles The Watcher.
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Point Blanc Corona has challenged their master, Tiffny Figg and lost!
"Shoo! Hsst! Scat!" Point Blanc Corona weakly urges the KittyMorph rolling on her sucking chest wound.
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Point Blanc Corona was hunted down by their master, Tiffny Figg, for being truant.
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Someone had better buy a custom title for Sharai was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Contestant Tequila has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Contestant Tequila has been defeated in the wild by Monster At The End of This Path.
"I think I see what the problem is," says The Watcher. "It's that you're failing too much. Fail less."
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Mr Will has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Contestant kretek has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 15 days!!
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Contestant kretek was hunted down by their master, Effie, for being truant.
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Mr Will has been defeated in the jungle by Predatory Petitioner.
"If I had a cigarette for every time a Predatory Petitioner knocked me out with its uncharitable giving," Mr Will groans before he spits out a tooth.
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Noob Ops has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Point Blanc Corona has challenged their master, Tiffny Figg and lost!
Point Blanc Corona stares at her hand as a Tiffny Figg playfully bats it around. First it's a vinyl record, then it's a serving of saag paneer, then a telegraph, then it's Point Blanc Corona's disembodied hand again, with struggling mice for fingernails. "I- I need that back..."
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Point Blanc Corona was hunted down by their master, Tiffny Figg, for being truant.
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Noob Ops has been defeated in the jungle by Elf Understudy.
Two KittyMorphs stand over Noob Ops's bloody, recently nibbled body. "Good thing we're vegetarians," one remarks. The other nods fervently. "Mmhm," he says, drawing his frying pan from his backpack.
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Once More With Kell has defeated his master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 199 days!!
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Once More With Kell has defeated his master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 199 days!!
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Once More With Kell was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Returning Contestant Emmy has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by CavemanJoe.
"But... but I just put on my Invisisuit," Returning Contestant Emmy whimpers as she is dragged off to the FailBoat.
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Dragon Slayer Mistofelees has been defeated in the jungle by Disney Historical Accuracy Department.
The Watcher checks Dragon Slayer Mistofelees's pulse and shakes her head. "Bloody bunch of incompetents, all of them."
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Returning Contestant Emmy has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Weatherman.
A Weatherman lingers close to an unconscious Returning Contestant Emmy, poking her repeatedly in the cheek with its psychic powers.
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Contestant kretek has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 14 days!!
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Current game time:
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Next Game Day in:
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Online Characters (61 players):
Someone had better buy a custom title for Sharai
Citizen Tanuki
Hollow Guardian Seraphim
Tel
The Dandy Wallguard Trowa
Pirate Queen Carlynne
The Fox
Jack Ranch
Fragile dark knight
Francis Locke
Contender ace
Kage C
Joseph Street
Biolumina Flarehawk
Contestant kretek
Contestant Little Wolf
Noob Ops
bgg
Sharp Dressed Morae
Mr Will
Contestant Noah White
Mimicbird Shi
Contestant Gabriel the wingless
First Sergeant Corinne
General Jiras
Zelle
FireKitty
Senior Magicologist Duk
Returning Contestant Stormaggedon
Greenthumb Gardener
Contestant Heth
Not too Clever Jenkins
Corporal Baggy
ShiftedBeef
Chief Party Officer Amon
Corrupt Evil Overlord Eggbert
Dragon Slayer Mistofelees
Astrachromatic Seraph Viralis
Point Blanc Corona
Contestant Tequila
Emerson
Once More With Kell
Mr. Black
Mask Saleswoman Laura Packard
Contender Pythagoras
Rune Giver Mei Li Audax
Return of Tabitha Correll
Suvarestin
Solis
Fox Fox Fox Fox Arken Feyl
Fifty Shades of Meenos
Indeterminately Sized Jasser
Amir
"Well," Snow Gray
Titan Tamar
Returning Contestant Oliphaunt
Gentle Lady Elf
Linky
Jesse or Jess
Simply Trex
Capola Gabola




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