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New minigame!
Admin CavemanJoe2015-03-09 00:38:36
Hey, folks! Rook Trader is now playable in your closest Outpost. It costs 100 Requisition to play, and whoever gets the highest score for that game day wins the entire pot plus a cigarette.

Have fun!

-CMJ


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 242)
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Citizen Emmy has been defeated in the jungle by Hippopotamus.
"Cor, Trev, you think that's real?" A Hippopotamus sends Citizen Emmy's Sickle flying. The camera zooms in on her well, shit expression. "It's effects. They all die, they all come back. Look. Bastard can't even act." The Hippopotamus drags Citizen Emmy out of the frame by her ankle as she screams. Trev takes a doubtful sip of lager. "Dunno, man. Dunno."
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Corporal ForlornReverie has defeated her master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 5 days!!
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Corporal ForlornReverie was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Entropy has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 3 days!!
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Yuu has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 11 days!!
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Entropy was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Rigger has defeated his master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 7 days!!
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Rigger was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Denealus has challenged their master, Will Thompson and lost!
Denealus stares at his hand as a Will Thompson playfully bats it around. First it's a vinyl record, then it's a serving of saag paneer, then a telegraph, then it's Denealus's disembodied hand again, with struggling mice for fingernails. "I- I need that back..."
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Denealus was hunted down by their master, Will Thompson, for being truant.
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Returning Contestant bloody-ell has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Returning Contestant bloody-ell has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Random Contestant.
"Yikes" says The Watcher. "That shouts of, "One favor left!" really did a number on poor Returning Contestant bloody-ell."
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Returning Contestant bloody-ell has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Random Number Generator.
A camera zooms in on Returning Contestant bloody-ell as she sways on her feet, bleeding freely. "I think," she says, "I am beginning to rethink the wisdom of this Rank."
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Returning Contestant bloody-ell has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Health and Safety Inspector.
Returning Contestant bloody-ell peeks from behind her fingers as a Health and Safety Inspector viciously shakes her Invisisuit. "That's.. that's new -- no! No, don't do --" The Health and Safety Inspector drops the Invisisuit and snatches for Returning Contestant bloody-ell's Chainsaw. There's an audible crunch as the Chainsaw disappears into the Health and Safety Inspector's Improbable maw. "That," she says, slumping.
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Returning Contestant bloody-ell has been defeated in the jungle by Lethal Watcherbot.
Returning Contestant bloody-ell claws desperately toward her Chainsaw. "S- so much death," she breathes, bleeding marmalade.
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Katastrophe Kimmy and Be-Eared Solluxandra were divorced today...
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Nolr has earned the title Sergeant for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 9 times!
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Nonplussed Neutrinobunny has been defeated in the jungle by Mad Scrabble Player.
"Pfft," says The Watcher. "Is nobody equipped to take out that damned Improbability Drive?"
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Always listening Nolr has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Lucky Wish has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Lucky Wish has been defeated in the wild by This Guy.
"The thing about failure" says The Watcher thoughtfully, "is that it happens to you when you least expect it. Or all the time, whatever."
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Lucky Wish has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Always listening Nolr has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 15 days!!
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Lucky Wish has been defeated in the wild by Malfunctioning Camera.
Lucky Wish claws desperately toward her Luck. "S- so much death," she breathes, bleeding marmalade.
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glencoe has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Corporal ForlornReverie has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 5 days!!
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Corporal ForlornReverie was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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glencoe has been defeated in the jungle by Fanboy.
"Shoo! Hsst! Scat!" glencoe weakly urges the KittyMorph rolling on his sucking chest wound.
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Royale Badass with Special Sauce Weakling McSchmendrick has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Royale Badass with Special Sauce Weakling McSchmendrick has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 18 days!!
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Royale Badass with Special Sauce Weakling McSchmendrick has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 18 days!!
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Royale Badass with Special Sauce Weakling McSchmendrick was hunted down by their master, Devvo, for being truant.
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Always listening Nolr has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 14 days!!
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Nonplussed Neutrinobunny has defeated her master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 3 days!!
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Nonplussed Neutrinobunny was hunted down by their master, Amir, for being truant.
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Stars & Cards Nightfly encountered strange powers in the jungle, and was not seen again.
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The Man In The Hat has earned the title Private for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 6 times!
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Always listening Nolr has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 14 days!!
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Citizen The Man In The Hat has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Returning Contestant Shays has defeated her master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 3 days!!
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Corporal ForlornReverie has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Corporal ForlornReverie has been defeated in the jungle by Dangerous Random Word Generator.
"Look at the way that silly contestant handles her Kitchen Knife," laughs The Watcher. "I've seen milkmen fight better than that!"
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Stars & Cards Nightfly has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 9 days!!
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Stars & Cards Nightfly was hunted down by their master, Amir, for being truant.
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Xaos has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Citizen The Man In The Hat has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 17 days!!
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Citizen The Man In The Hat has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 17 days!!
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Citizen The Man In The Hat was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Yuu has challenged their master, Amir and lost!
Corporal Punishment leans over Yuu. Tendons in his neck positively bulge as he shouts. "On your FEET, conTEStant, one mustn't be DAUNTED by an EMPTIED HEALTH GAUGE -- it could be much WORSE, you could forced to RESUME the GAME from LEVEL ONE, not unlike playing the role of a PLUMBER without adequate SAVE CREDITS in a certain CLASSIC VIDEO GAME!"
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Xaos has been defeated in the jungle by Fat Butcher.
A Mutant perches on the railing of the FailBoat with a tattered journal. "O Xaos! Coruscating light of my iridescent loins, thy every defeat sends a shiver unto me with the variegated sheen of limpid petrol..."
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Current game time:
6:29 pm

Next Game Day in:
0h, 55m, 08s

Online Characters (100 players):
Transcendent Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Rucin
Moon Trance Mistofelees
Kage C
Tahvohck
Candy Rider
Disaster Architect Jack Smythe
Tedronai
Mask Saleswoman Laura Packard
Quinntessential Quinn
Flare Arrow
The twins
Katastrophe Kimmy
FluffyRidle erumeldir
Transcendent Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Kairon
Kaiaku
Claire Voyant
Celestial Spider Vermis
Blinded Me With Rykar
Private PollyKarpik
Mini and Mousey Meara
The Dastardly Genteel RP Whistle
Barista Jaxon
Corvina
Half-Incubus Josh Fuggit
Wandering Mage Jericho Rukatin
Aphrodite ClarineTina
Denealus
Gracie
Fi Dallows
Narrative Praco
Puncher Matilda Modesty
Barking Mad Kulgree
Generally Foxy Kuroko
Emily Hart
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Auriel
Curiosity Cat Ghost-Reaper
Lady of Death
Citizen Emmy
Critical tError Flaxin
Yuu
Solebarr
Moody Sally Slivel
Contestant Skibble
Returning Contestant Shays
Raven and firebird Kitsune
Glow in the Dark Trex
Lilac
Corporal ForlornReverie
Barefoot Huntress Rowley
Darius Darvon
UnWrapped Eggbert
Photographer
Rigger
Jefff
Sea Shanty Tinkerbinker
Larp
Anomaly Inbound Seraphim
Knave of Knights, Lucius Ferris
Tsundere Aer
In a disapproving manner, Omega
Autumn Lillian
Locust Crop Fish
Mr. Dragon
Dan
Crandros
Contestant Laharl
Pawel Lupec
Toasty! Riagon
Solis
Masked Ceranita
Rifki
Full of Grace, Lena
Wily Quixote Hawkeye Hanlon
Entropy
Zyxen
Killer Kew
Paws Fur Effect, Karra Wardell
Transcendent Almighty Empress of Improbability with Holy Cheese and a Side of Badass Fries Kongiku
Vatra
Always listening Nolr
Hijik
Just Hanna
Hypno Ass Morae
Just the Janitor Malverius
Knives
Depth Lurker Methuselah
Bird of Prey Babochka
dark knight
Joseph Street
Netdiver, Helter Skelter
Bit of Green Lea
Alley Cat Asha
Private The Man In The Hat
Bonnie
Lucky Wish
A little nuts but still Little Lime
Siwa
Dizzyizzy
Neri




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