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New Monthly Memento, and a podcast you should listen to
Admin CavemanJoe2017-03-04 06:14:45
Hey, folks! March's new Monthly Memento is online, and I've had a bastard of a time updating my test server so that's why that's late as hell. It grants free daily travel from the Travle Ajents!

Also I've been listening to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, and you really should too. It's the best podcast for those involved - or just interested - in the production of beef animals and dairy herds. It's got nothing to do with me personally but I like it a lot.

Have fun!

~CMJ


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 59)
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Warhorse Carl Skerritt has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 15 days!!
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Warhorse Carl Skerritt has defeated his master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 15 days!!
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Warhorse Carl Skerritt was hunted down by their master, ADDIE, for being truant.
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Sparky has earned the title Contender for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 4 times!
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Illusionist Sparky has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Snekity Cal has been defeated in the jungle by Predatory Mushroom Field.
Snekity Cal peeks from behind her fingers as a Predatory Mushroom Field viciously shakes her French Maid's Outfit. "That's.. that's new -- no! No, don't do --" The Predatory Mushroom Field drops the French Maid's Outfit and snatches for Snekity Cal's Pokey Stick! With free nasty!
. There's an audible crunch as the Pokey Stick! With free nasty!
disappears into the Predatory Mushroom Field's Improbable maw. "That," she says, slumping.
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Terrabis has been defeated in the jungle by Crazed Tech Support Rep.
"If I had a cigarette for every time a Crazed Tech Support Rep knocked me out with its indecipherable jargon," Terrabis groans before she spits out a tooth.
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Rowa Ell has been defeated in the jungle by Sinister Dexter.
"Shoo! Hsst! Scat!" Rowa Ell weakly urges the KittyMorph rolling on her sucking chest wound.
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Krebs has defeated her master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 8 days!!
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Krebs was hunted down by their master, Tiffny Figg, for being truant.
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Silent Fox has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Multiple bombs Tonygm has defeated his master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 49 days!!
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Multiple bombs Tonygm was hunted down by their master, Emma Blackman, for being truant.
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Snekity Cal has defeated her master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 9 days!!
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Snekity Cal has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 9 days!!
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Snekity Cal was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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Terrabis has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
A blogger watching the show at home chortles, clicking his pen to take notes. " Terrabis," he dictates, "rising star of Season Two, brought to her knees by sock full of marbles..."
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Terrabis was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Civilian Hamhose has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Civilian Hamhose was last seen aboard a small boat.
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ExSeth has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by [citation needed].
A [citation needed] smugly cruises by, dragging with it ExSeth's battered and bloodied Leather Trenchcoat. ExSeth himself is nowhere to be seen.
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ExSeth has been gone for a while, and those who have looked for him do not come back.
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Pretty Fly For a Hawkeye Hanlon has been defeated in the jungle by Emu.
A Mutant perches on the railing of the FailBoat with a tattered journal. "O Pretty Fly For a Hawkeye Hanlon! Coruscating light of my iridescent loins, thy every defeat sends a shiver unto me with the variegated sheen of limpid petrol..."
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Krebs has defeated her master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 7 days!!
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Krebs was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Returning Contestant Sirk has defeated his master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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ExSeth has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 7 days!!
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Curiosity Cat Ghost-Reaper has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Curiosity Cat Ghost-Reaper has been defeated in the jungle by GrimBot.
"I could've been a d- doctor, I could've had a family, I could've dr- dr- driven cabs or sold b- books," Curiosity Cat Ghost-Reaper mumbles as she hunches into herself. "C- c- carry around a Lead Pipe Cane instead..."
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Rather Dull WindRapier has challenged their master, Emma Blackman and lost!
"Duuuude," a university student remarks, folded crosslegged on the couch. She sighs smoke. "If I had... an effin'... Stabby Thingits, I would totally like... rend righteous Emma Blackman arse. I should be on this show."
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Rather Dull WindRapier was hunted down by their master, Emma Blackman, for being truant.
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Civilian Hamhose has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 16 days!!
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Civilian Hamhose was hunted down by their master, Vitoleone, for being truant.
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Amy has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Zen Master.
"If I had a cigarette for every time a Zen Master knocked me out with its bewildering koans," Amy groans before she spits out a tooth.
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The Never ReDead has challenged their master, Will Thompson and lost!
The Never ReDead and a KittyMorph compare wounds on the FailBoat. "Got this one from a Panthzer," the KittyMorph remarks, gesturing to a horrific gash in her side. "What's yours from?" "Oh, this?" The Never ReDead says, glancing nervously sideways. "Uh, it was... uh... ..a a glowing green ace of clubs, you know..." The KittyMorph stares. "Oh," she says. "Well, that's um. ..That happens, you know," she says, trying to be polite.
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The Never ReDead was hunted down by their master, Will Thompson, for being truant.
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Sirk has earned the title Returning Contestant for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 2 times!
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Contestant Sirk has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Contestant TestSubject has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Amy has been defeated in the wild by Mouldywarp.
"Wow," says The Watcher. "I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about her Nudity."
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Contestant TestSubject has been defeated in the jungle by Puppy.
A camera zooms in on Contestant TestSubject as he sways on his feet, bleeding freely. "I think," he says, "I am beginning to rethink the wisdom of this Rank."
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Contestant Sirk has defeated his master, Anne Bassett to advance to level 15 after 31 days!!
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Daisy has earned the title Ludicrous Over-Achiever for having destroyed the Improbability Drive 91 times!
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Do A Dollop of Daisy has destroyed the Improbability Drive. The shockwave was felt, and celebrated, all across the island!
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Contestant Sirk has challenged their master, Anne Bassett and lost!
A troop of baby Anne Bassetts gambol and frolic around Contestant Sirk's partially eviscerated body. Unhappily for him, he is still quite conscious. "This is just brilliant," he groans through hazy pain and excited chirrups. "Effin' brilliant."
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Terrabis has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
Two KittyMorphs stand over Terrabis's bloody, recently nibbled body. "Good thing we're vegetarians," one remarks. The other nods fervently. "Mmhm," he says, drawing his frying pan from his backpack.
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Terrabis was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Contestant Sirk has challenged their master, Anne Bassett and lost!
A troop of baby Anne Bassetts gambol and frolic around Contestant Sirk's partially eviscerated body. Unhappily for him, he is still quite conscious. "This is just brilliant," he groans through hazy pain and excited chirrups. "Effin' brilliant."
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ExSeth has defeated his master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 7 days!!
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Shannon has defeated her master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 39 days!!
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