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Rose-Tinted Sessine2014-12-16 19:43:13
Now that all the dust has settled, six five four three ...now only two of the card illustrations are still unclaimed. Going, going... Just waiting for some clever artist are...

1. Havelock Stern - claimed!
2. Corporal Punishment - still available
3. eBoy - still available
4. Stick with Nail - claimed!
5. Garden Gnome Army - claimed!
6. Moose - claimed!

If you're an artist who'd like to be part of this collaborative creative project, contact me!

The Corporal is an absurdly moustachioed caricature. eBoy is a mad speed demon. Who will take them on?

(Maybe you said something earlier, but all the cards were already claimed at the time? Nudge me again, please! I want your art, but I have a terrible memory, and am not... well, not quite 100% organized. I, er, might have misplaced your message.)


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 100)
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Contestant Bryoryn has defeated her master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 19 days!!
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Returning Contestant Brilliand has defeated his master, Reventlov to advance to level 14 after 11 days!!
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Returning Contestant Brilliand was hunted down by their master, Reventlov, for being truant.
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Darrein has been defeated in the jungle by Blonde Heiress.
Several cameras zoom in on Darrein for a panoramic view of his arse as he's dumped on the deck of the FailBoat.
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Contender Kinglycaos has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 10 days!!
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elisacount has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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meero has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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meero has been defeated in the jungle by Self-Conscious Dwarf.
Screens in The Watcher's office replay meero tumbling wide-eyed onto her arse before a Self-Conscious Dwarf. Blood spatters several cameras as the Self-Conscious Dwarf pounces. She sighs.
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Robrt has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by The Deck.
Corporal Punishment bellows, "And this is a SUPERLATIVE example of the ABSOLUTE WORST WAY to make the AC-QUAIN-TANCE of a The Deck!" He gestures to a picture of Robrt tumbled miserably on the ground. "Next SLIDE!"
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Valsig has defeated his master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 41 days!!
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Returning Contestant Brilliand has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Robrt has been defeated in the jungle by Seth the Handsome Bard.
"Now," Robrt seethes, "when I bought my Kitchen Knife, I could've sworn that Sheila said it was going to help in the Jungle..."
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Returning Contestant Brilliand encountered strange powers in the jungle, and was not seen again.
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meero has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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meero has been defeated in the jungle by Winged Pistachio.
A camera zooms in on meero as she sways on her feet, bleeding freely. "I think," she says, "I am beginning to rethink the wisdom of this Rank."
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meero has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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meero has been defeated in the jungle by Religious Zombie.
Two Retraining Officers unceremoniously heft meero into the FailBoat, then chuck her Meat Fork after her. It thops off of her head and slides to the deck. "Man, that's the third time today!" "I know, right? It's like She wants 'em to drop out there. More work for us..."
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Garmond has defeated his master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 24 days!!
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elisacount has been defeated in the jungle by Lion.
"The thing about failure" says The Watcher thoughtfully, "is that it happens to you when you least expect it. Or all the time, whatever."
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Ravngr has been defeated in the wild by Quantum Suicide Booth.
Failors drag Ravngr along as his head bounces off of a series of small, brightly colored rocks. "This one again?" "Reckon he misses yer smilin' mug, Jervis."
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Contestant ElricEhran has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Contestant ElricEhran has been defeated in the jungle by Dump Truck Operator.
A blogger watching the show at home chortles, clicking his pen to take notes. "Contestant ElricEhran," he dictates, "rising star of Season Two, brought to his knees by an ordered set of hollowed cylinders..."
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Contestant ElricEhran has challenged their master, Kouska and lost!
The Watcher checks Contestant ElricEhran's pulse and shakes her head. "Bloody bunch of incompetents, all of them."
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Contestant ElricEhran was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Fission Chips has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Coldly Xan has challenged their master, ADDIE and lost!
"Wow," says The Watcher. "I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up about her Cuteness."
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Coldly Xan was hunted down by their master, ADDIE, for being truant.
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Contestant Amarillion has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
A Tom Carney smugly cruises by, dragging with it Contestant Amarillion's battered and bloodied Nudity. Contestant Amarillion herself is nowhere to be seen.
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Contestant Scruffylilscamp has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Silent Ranger Mynil has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Impressive Lady High Badass Supreme Sharai has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 4 days!!
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Fission Chips has been defeated in the jungle by Fanboy.
"I paid how much for my Invisisuit?" Fission Chips groans as a squadron of hand vacuums pass by overhead, flying in fight formation.
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Citizen Spork has defeated her master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 4 days!!
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Contestant Scruffylilscamp has been defeated in the jungle by Savage Vegan Zombie.
A Joker cradling a cup of cocoa watches Contestant Scruffylilscamp stagger by on the FailBoat, mumbling to himself about circles of stones. The Joker smiles. "Watch this," he says and ambles nearer. "Oi, Contestant Scruffylilscamp --" "Mm?" "Something Improbable!
"Contestant Scruffylilscamp shrieks and stumbles backward. The Joker chortles as a nearby Robot wonders, "But how'd you do that with your voice?"
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Nicotine Gumslinger Malverius has defeated his master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 15 days!!
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Nicotine Gumslinger Malverius has defeated his master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 15 days!!
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Nicotine Gumslinger Malverius was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Darrein has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
"Duuuude," a university student remarks, folded crosslegged on the couch. She sighs smoke. "If I had... an effin'... Fists, I would totally like... rend righteous Tom Carney arse. I should be on this show."
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Darrein was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Fission Chips has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 21 days!!
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Darrein has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
A Tom Carney lingers close to an unconscious Darrein, poking him repeatedly in the cheek with its sock full of marbles.
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Fission Chips was hunted down by their master, Vitoleone, for being truant.
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Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk has been defeated in the wild by Play on Words.
A Network intern carefully splices footage of Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk together for a Greatest Clips special -- Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk trapped in the stocks and being lashed with a Budget Horse Tail, Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk thrashing hip-deep in the Skronky Pot, Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk weeping helplessly before a Play on Words...
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Darrein was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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clonemarine has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 75 days!!
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Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk has defeated her master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 11 days!!
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Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk was hunted down by their master, Tiffny Figg, for being truant.
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clonemarine was hunted down by their master, Vitoleone, for being truant.
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Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk has been defeated in the jungle by Malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter.
"For tit's sake, it was just some Malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter," Fringe Guardian Kitty Hawk snarls as she is apprehended by Retraining Officers.
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Current game time:
2:50 pm

Next Game Day in:
1h, 31m, 33s

Online Characters (52 players):
The Fluffiest Kew
Jon Bishop
Returning Contestant Brilliand
The Evil Bunny
Jack Smythe
T. Festivus Kage C
Private Maelstrom
Contestant Katie Troublefield
Modified Brewer Catalyst
Contestant Bryoryn
Fission Chips
Errantly Lucid Flaxin
Betrothed Wynston
Contestant Ian Nottingham
Contender Kinglycaos
Alan
ErratiKat Mara
The Fox
dark knight
Returning Contestant Briona
Sharp Dressed Rykar
Ivoruvero
PokeTrainer, Sir Lester Roquefort
TINKERER Jon Titania
Zoinks
The Dastardly Genteel RP Whistle
Reborn and Upright Kuroko
Robrt
Absconding Adeline
Garmond
Coldly Xan
Tinker Seeker Denealus
Zediculously Dashing
The twins
Graciously Rotting AN Otherbody
Cheer and spirit of Meenos
Merry Christ- Maddie
All You Need Is Aer
Blackjack Jack Smythe
'Ginger'ly lass Cassiopeia
Impressive Lady High Badass Supreme Sharai
Nicotine Gumslinger Malverius
Satan's Little Helper Mellony
Pharas
Solis
Fives
Christmas Star Mythamber
Fluffy, Fuzzy Zoey
Impressive Lord High Badass Supreme Max Fischer
Fish
Second Generation Tamar
elisacount




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