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Two minor changes
Admin CavemanJoe2016-06-13 04:47:45
Hey folks - first, our logo changed temporarily. If you don't like it, it'll change back again soonish.

Secondly, we have a new feature that should hopefully make things easier on mobile users - instead of hunting around in your phone's keyboard for the grave accent, you can now just stick two commas in instead! This change should work everywhere, but I did it on a whim at midnight so let me know via the Problem Report link if it causes issues or doesn't work in some places.

Have fun!

~CMJ


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 127)
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Major Badass Tanbark has been defeated in the jungle by Humongous Giant Clam.
Major Badass Tanbark lands on his arse on the FailBoat. Picking hisself up, he proceeds deliberately and calmly to the railing, where he takes a deep breath. "GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER!" he screams before turning away. Nearby contestants shrink back.
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jungler has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Zen Master.
A Zen Master holds up a carved piece of wood by jungler's head. "Would it look better on oak, do you think? Or cherry?"
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jungler has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Comfy Couch.
"Cor, Trev, you think that's real?" A Comfy Couch sends jungler's Butter Knife flying. The camera zooms in on his well, shit expression. "It's effects. They all die, they all come back. Look. Bastard can't even act." The Comfy Couch drags jungler out of the frame by his ankle as he screams. Trev takes a doubtful sip of lager. "Dunno, man. Dunno."
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Isabeau has been defeated in the jungle by Poultrygeist.
Two children play in front of the telly as Improbable Island goes to commercial. "You be Isabeau and I'll be the Poultrygeist," the older one declares. The younger screws up his face. "Mooom," he calls, nasal, "Paul's making me be stupid Isabeau
again and I always have to be Isabeau!"
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Isabeau has challenged their master, Amir and lost!
Dan turns away from a manky salvaged radio in the Prancing SpiderKitty. He nods authoritatively. "Right, you lot, whoever had a tenner on Isabeau, pay up."
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Major Badass Tanbark has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Returning Contestant Omdurak has defeated his master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 2 days!!
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Returning Contestant Omdurak has defeated his master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 2 days!!
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Returning Contestant Omdurak was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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Quantum tError: Flaxin has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 22 days!!
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Quantum tError: Flaxin has defeated his master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 22 days!!
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Quantum tError: Flaxin was hunted down by their master, ADDIE, for being truant.
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Corporal cherttx has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 14 days!!
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Corporal cherttx has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 14 days!!
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Corporal cherttx was hunted down by their master, Clairvius, for being truant.
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Rosalina has been defeated in the jungle by New Day.
"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to FAIL!" giggles The Watcher.
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Quantum tError: Flaxin has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Caltrop Cal has defeated her master, ADDIE to advance to level 7 after 34 days!!
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Caltrop Cal has defeated her master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 34 days!!
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Caltrop Cal was hunted down by their master, Amir, for being truant.
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Rosalina has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Quantum tError: Flaxin has been defeated in the jungle by Robot Disguised as a Human.
"In my esteemed OPINION, certain SHRINKING DAISIES should return to NEWHOME for a REFRESHER COURSE if they find their good self UNDULY TAXED by a MERE Robot Disguised as a Human," Corporal Punishment roars, spittle flying.
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Rosalina has been defeated in the jungle by Fire Truck Full of Fire Ants.
"I think I see what the problem is," says The Watcher. "It's that you're failing too much. Fail less."
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Major Badass Tanbark has been defeated in the jungle by Occam's Razorback.
"The thing about failure" says The Watcher thoughtfully, "is that it happens to you when you least expect it. Or all the time, whatever."
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Rosalina has been defeated in the wild by Potted Plant.
"Look at the way that silly contestant handles her Spork," laughs The Watcher. "I've seen milkmen fight better than that!"
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Returning Contestant Omdurak has challenged their master, Felicia and lost!
"If I had a cigarette for every time a Felicia knocked me out with its rotting fists," Returning Contestant Omdurak groans before he spits out a tooth.
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Returning Contestant Omdurak has defeated his master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Returning Contestant Omdurak was hunted down by their master, Tom Carney, for being truant.
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Curl-Tailed Jake the Boxer and Emily were seen heading up the stairs in the inn together.
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Major johnb has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Major Badass Tanbark has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Major johnb has been defeated in the jungle by A Loudspeaker Bolted To A Pole.
"Pfft," says The Watcher. "Is nobody equipped to take out that damned Improbability Drive?"
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Rosalina has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Major Badass Tanbark has been defeated in the jungle by Occam's Razorback.
Major Badass Tanbark claws desperately toward his Plasma Gun. "S- so much death," he breathes, bleeding marmalade.
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Rosalina has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Bumbling Genna has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Bryan has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by The Walrus.
"I think I see what the problem is," says The Watcher. "It's that you're failing too much. Fail less."
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Returning Contestant Samson Jones has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by The Walrus.
Returning Contestant Samson Jones lands on his arse on the FailBoat. Picking hisself up, he proceeds deliberately and calmly to the railing, where he takes a deep breath. "GODDAMNED BONCE-LICKING NANNY CUDDLER!" he screams before turning away. Nearby contestants shrink back.
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Bryan has been defeated in the jungle by Unlicensed Plastic Surgeon.
"For tit's sake, it was just some Unlicensed Plastic Surgeon," Bryan snarls as he is apprehended by Retraining Officers.
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Returning Contestant Samson Jones has been defeated in the jungle by Savage Seth the Handsome Bard.
Two Retraining Officers unceremoniously heft Returning Contestant Samson Jones into the FailBoat, then chuck his Chainsaw after him. It thops off of his head and slides to the deck. "Man, that's the third time today!" "I know, right? It's like She wants 'em to drop out there. More work for us..."
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Bryan has defeated his master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 10 days!!
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Bryan has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 10 days!!
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Bryan was hunted down by their master, Will Thompson, for being truant.
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Quantum tError: Flaxin has defeated his master, Amir to advance to level 6 after 21 days!!
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Rosalina has been defeated in the jungle by Malfunctioning Cigarette Lighter.
A Joker cradling a cup of cocoa watches Rosalina stagger by on the FailBoat, mumbling to herself about circles of stones. The Joker smiles. "Watch this," he says and ambles nearer. "Oi, Rosalina --" "Mm?" "Something Improbable!
" Rosalina shrieks and stumbles backward. The Joker chortles as a nearby Robot wonders, "But how'd you do that with your voice?"
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fuffy_frog has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Lieutenant Cheshireb has defeated his master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 2 days!!
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Lieutenant Cheshireb has defeated his master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 2 days!!
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Lieutenant Cheshireb was hunted down by their master, Kouska, for being truant.
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Ian Ante has challenged their master, Tom Carney and lost!
"I think I see what the problem is," says The Watcher. "It's that you're failing too much. Fail less."
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