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Art Deck Progress Report
Rose-Tinted Sessine2014-10-28 00:34:09
This is a short note to let you guys know that the Improbable Island Art Deck project is getting there! We now have art for fifty of the planned seventy-two cards. You can see thumbnails of the finished cards here - I've posted an updated thumbnail display to my dA gallery. When it's done, this card deck is going to be a unique art collection of seventy-two miniatures created by some of the Island's most talented artists.

If you're an artist who'd like to participate, there are still seven cards unclaimed. Distract me for details!


News since the last new Game Day (Items 1 - 50 of 140)
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Contestant Dusk Clover has challenged their master, Felicia and lost!
A troop of baby Felicias gambol and frolic around Contestant Dusk Clover's partially eviscerated body. Unhappily for her, she is still quite conscious. "This is just brilliant," she groans through hazy pain and excited chirrups. "Effin' brilliant."
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Contestant Dusk Clover was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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Contestant Cuddlesquid has defeated her master, Kouska to advance to level 4 after 3 days!!
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Wind-Dancer Xin has challenged their master, Felicia and lost!
Wind-Dancer Xin coughs as she picks bits of broken Nudity from a puncture wound. A camera zooms in for a testimonial. Wind-Dancer Xin curls her lip and sardonically obliges, "Yeah, uh, that... that could've gone a lot better. Than it did. Just now. That epic defeat I just took part in." Wind-Dancer Xin sighs and shakes her head. "...yeah. Not a good day."
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Quick Silver has defeated her master, Effie to advance to level 13 after 34 days!!
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Quick Silver has defeated her master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 34 days!!
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Quick Silver was hunted down by their master, Devvo, for being truant.
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Wind-Dancer Xin was hunted down by their master, Felicia, for being truant.
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Wind-Dancer Xin has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Citizen Daz has been defeated in the jungle by Mouldywarp.
"But... but I just put on my Black Dress and Standard Luggage set," Citizen Daz whimpers as she is dragged off to the FailBoat.
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Contender Song has defeated her master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 10 days!!
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Contender Koeshi has defeated his master, Vitoleone to advance to level 11 after 10 days!!
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Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Rucin heroically decided to take on The Improbability Drive with cheers of encouragement from his peers ringing in his ears.
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Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Rucin heroically decided to take on The Improbability Drive with cheers of encouragement from his peers ringing in his ears.
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Wind-Dancer Xin has been defeated in the jungle by Sinister Dexter.
Two KittyMorphs stand over Wind-Dancer Xin's bloody, recently nibbled body. "Good thing we're vegetarians," one remarks. The other nods fervently. "Mmhm," he says, drawing his frying pan from his backpack.
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Commander Shepard has defeated his master, Tiffny Figg to advance to level 5 after 9 days!!
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Anansiem has been defeated in the jungle by Palindrome.
A Palindrome lingers close to an unconscious Anansiem, poking him repeatedly in the cheek with its TNT.
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Private Aso encountered strange powers in the jungle, and was not seen again.
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Lieutenant General Weakling McSchmendrick has challenged their master, Vitoleone and lost!
A Mutant hurries after Lieutenant General Weakling McSchmendrick on the FailBoat, reading fast from a tatty journal. "Honeyed Lieutenant General Weakling McSchmendrick, ten thousand maggots I would but pluck from thine festering wounds, each a wormy fragment of my timeless ardor for thee, my putrefied love, my mouldering failure --"
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Private Aso has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 7 days!!
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Private Aso was hunted down by their master, Will Thompson, for being truant.
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Private Aso has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Private Aso has been defeated in the jungle by Wild Horse.
"Yikes" says The Watcher. "That dragging really did a number on poor Private Aso."
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Cakers has been defeated in the jungle by Gary Gygax.
A Gary Gygax smugly cruises by, dragging with it Cakers's battered and bloodied Re-enactment Steel Armour. Cakers himself is nowhere to be seen.
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Contender Koeshi has defeated his master, Clairvius to advance to level 10 after 10 days!!
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Whirling Ball of Knives Jerome the Niblet Boy has defeated his master, Will Thompson to advance to level 8 after 48 days!!
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General Fire Rookie heroically decided to take on The Improbability Drive with cheers of encouragement from his peers ringing in his ears.
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Technical Sergeant Grettir has challenged their master, Vitoleone and lost!
A Vitoleone smugly cruises by, dragging with it Technical Sergeant Grettir's battered and bloodied Re-enactment Steel Armour. Technical Sergeant Grettir himself is nowhere to be seen.
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Contestant Cuddlesquid has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 2 days!!
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General Fire Rookie heroically decided to take on The Improbability Drive with cheers of encouragement from his peers ringing in his ears.
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Lieutenant Shiro Kuroyami has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Lieutenant Shiro Kuroyami has been defeated in the wild by Sigmund Freud.
A Sigmund Freud merrily skips rope on Lieutenant Shiro Kuroyami's bloodied chest before fleeing as another contestant approaches.
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Private Aso came home from the jungle, a bit less the man than he was before.
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Contestant Sharai has defeated her master, Felicia to advance to level 3 after 2 days!!
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Cakers has defeated his master, Emma Blackman to advance to level 9 after 29 days!!
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Reaper of souls Kratargon has defeated his master, Devvo to advance to level 12 after 46 days!!
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Master Sergeant Jinni has been defeated in the jungle by Malevolent Lame Ass.
Several cameras zoom in on Master Sergeant Jinni for a panoramic view of her arse as she's dumped on the deck of the FailBoat.
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General Fire Rookie has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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Rourke has been defeated in the jungle by Lame Ass.
"But... but I just put on my Cotton Pyjamas," Rourke whimpers as he is dragged off to the FailBoat.
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arg has challenged their master, Amir and lost!
Several cameras zoom in on arg for a panoramic view of his arse as he's dumped on the deck of the FailBoat.
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arg was hunted down by their master, Amir, for being truant.
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Private Aso and Emily were seen heading up the stairs in the inn together.
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Kitty-Geologist Hanna has challenged their master, Amir and lost!
"Yikes" says The Watcher. "That poetry really did a number on poor Kitty-Geologist Hanna."
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Master Sergeant Jinni has defeated her master, Tom Carney to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Kitty-Geologist Hanna was hunted down by their master, Amir, for being truant.
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Egregious Fraud Screaming Whelk Norton has been defeated in the jungle by Anthropomorphosized Circular Saw Philosopher.
A Mutant perches on the railing of the FailBoat with a tattered journal. "O Egregious Fraud Screaming Whelk Norton! Coruscating light of my iridescent loins, thy every defeat sends a shiver unto me with the variegated sheen of limpid petrol..."
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General Fire Rookie has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Bloody Mary.
Two Retraining Officers tote General Fire Rookie along by his wrists and ankles. "I figger Maiko needs new demo meat, yeah?" one asks. The other grins and lets go of one of General Fire Rookie's arms to mime a captive bolt gun being fired. "Ka-CHONGK! Hurr hurr hurr hurr."
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taco teddy has been defeated in the jungle by Scotsman Clad in Kilt.
"If I had a cigarette for every time a Scotsman Clad in Kilt knocked me out with its bonnie star," taco teddy groans before he spits out a tooth.
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Clanking Mess Helter Skelter has been returned to the mainland by The Watcher.
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General Fire Rookie has been defeated in the Proving Grounds by Sock Puppet.
A band of Midgets go scuttling by with General Fire Rookie's limp body held inches above their tiny, dandruff-riddled heads.
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Current game time:
12:02 pm

Next Game Day in:
1h, 59m, 38s

Newest Player:
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Online Characters (60 players):
beral
Contender Isabel
Grand Lord Elevated Badass of the Gods Rucin
Strictly Business Seraphim
Major General gen
The Last Sa'Haden Jack Smythe
Blacklight Flarehawk
Quick Silver
Inked Ada
Deciduous Morae
Numb Lillian
ClothoNona
Feathers of Flame Jock
Zachary
Drop-Bear Wrangler Clarinetina
Dapper Ol' Caelan
Sunny Little Songbird Rebecca Clearstream
gap-minder Shi
Felix
Maximus
You Can Count On Hawkeye Hanlon
Ripped Canvas Lysanne
Thor
Divided One dark knight
Contestant Keyel
Spooky Thirteen Audax
Kitty-Geologist Hanna
Jesse or Jess
Hemp Hippie
Mortuus Equus Cadance
Deviant Pixie Winneth
Contestant Cuddlesquid
Where am I
Lieutenant Zoinks
World's End Quinn
The Evil Bunny
Contestant Tuynnos
Contestant Sharai
Makes a quiet difference, AuRa
Angelchromatic Seraph Viralis
Dolbrian
Simply Dorien
Rorin
Yue
Improbable Badass Bronwyn
Mai
Contestant Dusk Clover
Wind-Dancer Xin
Unbreakable Survivor Albert W. Carter
Balinor
Delzur
Not all there Svergon
Catkin Svedka
Kew
F**ktastic Dice Roller Aer
Monopoly Man Tamar
Jenner Jasser
In a disapproving manner, Omega
Not So Itsy Somati
Sweet Candy Lain




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